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Khanid Kutie I R Teh Poasting Alt Corp	Posted - 2008.03.19 21:53:00 - [1] Edited by: Khanid Kutie on 19/03/2008 21:52:55 Seeing as there arent enough threads on: 1) suicide gank nerfing 2) nano nerfing 3) low sec nerfing/buffing 4) suicide gank nerfing 5) suicide gank nerfing 6) suicide gank nerfing I figured i'd make a thread to rule them all. CCP please nerf everything so all we have left is a game where everyone fights in rookie ships and we all do OMGWTFDMG with no possibility to nano, gank, or anything else that may seem fun. ____________________________________________ Originally by: Thargat They should change the name of CAOD to EvE Zoo. Please to not feed the animals.
Auraurious Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.03.19 21:53:00 - [2] /signed Perfection.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.19 21:56:00 - [3] Edited by: Tarminic on 19/03/2008 21:58:04 Other things that need nerfing: 1. Mining (Low end ores) - They're too common and they hold too much sway over the economy 2. Mining (High end ores) - They're too expensive and too hard to find outside of 0.0 3. Mission Running - All level 2,3, and 4 missions should be located in low-sec and should not be capable of being entered by players other than the mission runner. RP fluff would indicate that missions take place inside Deadspace Pocket Dimensional Instance Interceptions, or "Instances" 4. Trading - Prices of goods do not vary enough across regions. This should be improved through piracy 5. Piracy - Pirate are having too much of an effect on the price of goods between different regions. Piracy is to be changed by introducing CONCORD gate ships to defend players being attacked 6. Exploration - Too boring, needs to be less profitable but more interesting. Possibly through piracy buff that reveals deadspace locations to players of a low sec status 7. Cloaking - Cloaks are overpowered and should not be capable of being maintained permanently 8. Local - The combination of local and cloaks is a problem, local will be nerfed to adjust this Will add more as I recall how broken this pore game is!!! ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2
Khanid Kutie I R Teh Poasting Alt Corp	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:04:00 - [4] Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 19/03/2008 21:58:04 Other things that need nerfing: 1. Mining (Low end ores) - They're too common and they hold too much sway over the economy 2. Mining (High end ores) - They're too expensive and too hard to find outside of 0.0 3. Mission Running - All level 2,3, and 4 missions should be located in low-sec and should not be capable of being entered by players other than the mission runner. RP fluff would indicate that missions take place inside Deadspace Pocket Dimensional Instance Interceptions, or "Instances" 4. Trading - Prices of goods do not vary enough across regions. This should be improved through piracy 5. Piracy - Pirate are having too much of an effect on the price of goods between different regions. Piracy is to be changed by introducing CONCORD gate ships to defend players being attacked 6. Exploration - Too boring, needs to be less profitable but more interesting. Possibly through piracy buff that reveals deadspace locations to players of a low sec status 7. Cloaking - Cloaks are overpowered and should not be capable of being maintained permanently 8. Local - The combination of local and cloaks is a problem, local will be nerfed to adjust this Will add more as I recall how broken this pore game is!!! EVERYTHING IS OVERPOWERED! NERF IT ALL!!!! ____________________________________________ Originally by: Thargat They should change the name of CAOD to EvE Zoo. Please to not feed the animals.
Dianeces Repo Industries R.E.P.O.	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:06:00 - [5] Originally by: Khanid Kutie Originally by: Tarminic Edited by: Tarminic on 19/03/2008 21:58:04 Other things that need nerfing: 1. Mining (Low end ores) - They're too common and they hold too much sway over the economy 2. Mining (High end ores) - They're too expensive and too hard to find outside of 0.0 3. Mission Running - All level 2,3, and 4 missions should be located in low-sec and should not be capable of being entered by players other than the mission runner. RP fluff would indicate that missions take place inside Deadspace Pocket Dimensional Instance Interceptions, or "Instances" 4. Trading - Prices of goods do not vary enough across regions. This should be improved through piracy 5. Piracy - Pirate are having too much of an effect on the price of goods between different regions. Piracy is to be changed by introducing CONCORD gate ships to defend players being attacked 6. Exploration - Too boring, needs to be less profitable but more interesting. Possibly through piracy buff that reveals deadspace locations to players of a low sec status 7. Cloaking - Cloaks are overpowered and should not be capable of being maintained permanently 8. Local - The combination of local and cloaks is a problem, local will be nerfed to adjust this Will add more as I recall how broken this pore game is!!! EVERYTHING IS OVERPOWERED! NERF IT ALL!!!! I, for one, welcome our new Pong overlords.
Tarminic	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:10:00 - [6] Originally by: Dianeces I, for one, welcome our new Pong overlords. 1. Tech 2 Pong balls are too advantageous compared to their Tech 1 counterparts due to teh maximum speed limits imposed on paddles. The will be brought closer to T1 Pong balls in their speed and bounciness 2. Paddles have been boosted to better compete with T2 pong balls 3. Due to abuse of Paddle mechanics, T1 paddles will have their maximum speed reduced to prevent this. ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2
FuQue	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:12:00 - [7] Would much prefer the entire UI and graphics be nerfed. They're too cumbersome. Quote: >> N You travel north. You see a bright light, and a glimpse of a ship, although without a proper scanning module (or overview) you cannot tell what it is. N - get closer to ship S - run away >> N As you get closer to the ship, you see... a flash, and a clone bay. You're dead - run over by a freighter. >> quit_
Khanid Kutie	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:12:00 - [8] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Dianeces I, for one, welcome our new Pong overlords. 1. Tech 2 Pong balls are too advantageous compared to their Tech 1 counterparts due to teh maximum speed limits imposed on paddles. The will be brought closer to T1 Pong balls in their speed and bounciness 2. Paddles have been boosted to better compete with T2 pong balls 3. Due to abuse of Paddle mechanics, T1 paddles will have their maximum speed reduced to prevent this. and despite all these changes....someone will still whine about it tbqfh ____________________________________________ Originally by: Thargat They should change the name of CAOD to EvE Zoo. Please to not feed the animals.
Inconstant Moon	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:14:00 - [9] I'll settle for the ongoing and frankly laborious process of fine-tuned balancing.
Nhi'Khuna	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:16:00 - [10] /signed...
Elles D Shikyo Inc. Red Republic	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:17:00 - [11] oh this is good. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:20:00 - [12] Edited by: Tarminic on 19/03/2008 22:23:14 Edited by: Tarminic on 19/03/2008 22:22:44 Originally by: FuQue Would much prefer the entire UI and graphics be nerfed. They're too cumbersome. Quote: >> N You travel north. You see a bright light, and a glimpse of a ship, although without a proper scanning module (or overview) you cannot tell what it is. N - get closer to ship S - run away >> N As you get closer to the ship, you see... a flash, and a clone bay. You're dead - run over by a freighter. >> quit_ Jita: Quote: >>N You travel north. You see a stargate to JITA >>use stargate jita you are now in jita >>look you see: a destroyer a cruiser a freighter a frigate a noob ship a battleship a cruiser a CONCORD battleship a frigate a battleship a freighter a battleship a destroyer a frigate a battleship a frigate a noob ship a cruiser a frigate a battleship a battleship a noob ship a frigate a destroyer a freighter a frigate a CONCORD battleship a battleship a freighter a noob ship a CONCORD battleship a battleship a cruiser a battleship a CONCORD battleship a battlecruiser a frigate a cruiser a battleship a CONCORD battleship a battleship a bellicose a cruiser a frigate a battleship a CONCORD battleship a titan a cruiser a destroyer a frigate >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged. you are being targeted by "battleship" >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged. you have been hit for 495 damage you have been hit for 511 damage you have been hit for 480 damage you have been hit for 256 damage you have been hit for 513 damage you have been hit for 447 damage you have been hit for 490 damage your ship has been desroyed >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged. >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged. you are being targeted >> N you cannot move N. you are lagged. >> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN you cannot move N. you are lagged. you have been hit for 211 damage. you have been podded. >> switch to forums you are now on the forums >> switch to general you are now on the general discussion forums >> create new post what title? >> WTF JITA SUX what text? >> I donts know why i even play this game it sucks and its soooo lagy i cants ever get anything done why is juta especially bad so often i wish cp wasnt such a crap company maybe they could actually buy some servers and fix it what user? >> alt2 post complete >> look post constructive reply lolcat flame flame flame constructive reply flame quoting "flame" flame quoting "constructive reply" lolcat flame constructive reply flame quoting "flame" flame >> slit wrist ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2
Khanid Kutie I R Teh Poasting Alt Corp	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:22:00 - [13] Originally by: Tarminic text based eve post OMFG TARMINIC, LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAAHA ____________________________________________ Originally by: Thargat They should change the name of CAOD to EvE Zoo. Please to not feed the animals.
Inconstant Moon Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:27:00 - [14] Very good
Rawr Cristina Naqam	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:28:00 - [15] forum altz ...
Ephemeron Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.19 22:44:00 - [16] No Nerfing. The sooner CCP gets thru their head that Nerfing is bad medicine, the better it will be for everyone. There are better ways to solve problems. No Nerfing. Game design should be stable, just like client and server software should be stable. Changing game design in radical semi-random fashion will always have huge negative impacts on many people. While there will always be a supporter group, pleasing that group is not worth the pain inflicted on everyone else. There will always be room for minor tweaks and expansions, as true balance can never be achieved. But there is no room for radical game style changes. If you want a different game, public a different game. Make a sequal, make EVE 2, and don't f#@% with what works now.
Sky Marshal Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:00:00 - [17] Many PVP players use the Classic graphical engine, specialy in fleet battle, to have better FPS and so a better gaming experience, as it is enough of network lag to add graphical lag. This is unfair against all Premium players who have to suffer graphical lag at the same time. CCP, it is time to nerf the Classic version, to make everyone on the same situation. ____ 14/20 Revelations : Desyncs... 11/20 Trinity : BBSOD, Bugs, Desyncs, F*** Nerfs 10/20 1.1 : [...] + EXP shield nerf 07/20 ½ Not a single nerf + : What ?!? CCP is the real problem of EVE.
Kirgan Pyrognome	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:08:00 - [18] Rookie ships it is! /signed
Saloris Nighthawke Ryche's Aggressors Asylum	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:13:00 - [19] Originally by: Tarminic stuff OMG Zork flashback... You have been eaten by a Grue! sig was here
Davey Chase Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:17:00 - [20] Geesus, how come the only people that moan are the people that have lost something, STFU and deal with it. Its only gonna happen to another person/race, and you'll be ther saying ** all as your all ok. Every Race gets a Nerf Every Race gets a boost same old same old everytime, same *ing Everytime. Same old reply............... If you dont like it (fill in the blanks) *
Terail Zoqial State War Academy	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:22:00 - [21] I have the ultimate answer, it's the uber nerfboost! 1 shot from any ship will instapop the wictim and agressor, thus a natural balance betwixt agressor and need for revenge/justice is quenched. /me waits for the cheque from CCP
Terail Zoqial State War Academy	Posted - 2008.03.19 23:23:00 - [22] Originally by: Davey Chase If you dont like it (fill in the blanks) ** * Love egg?
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.20 12:40:00 - [23] Originally by: Ephemeron No Nerfing. The sooner CCP gets thru their head that Nerfing is bad medicine, the better it will be for everyone. There are better ways to solve problems. No Nerfing. Game design should be stable, just like client and server software should be stable. Changing game design in radical semi-random fashion will always have huge negative impacts on many people. While there will always be a supporter group, pleasing that group is not worth the pain inflicted on everyone else. There will always be room for minor tweaks and expansions, as true balance can never be achieved. But there is no room for radical game style changes. If you want a different game, public a different game. Make a sequal, make EVE 2, and don't f#@% with what works now. You are taking this thread far too seriously. ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2
Dianeces Repo Industries R.E.P.O.	Posted - 2008.03.20 13:19:00 - [24] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Ephemeron No Nerfing. The sooner CCP gets thru their head that Nerfing is bad medicine, the better it will be for everyone. There are better ways to solve problems. No Nerfing. Game design should be stable, just like client and server software should be stable. Changing game design in radical semi-random fashion will always have huge negative impacts on many people. While there will always be a supporter group, pleasing that group is not worth the pain inflicted on everyone else. There will always be room for minor tweaks and expansions, as true balance can never be achieved. But there is no room for radical game style changes. If you want a different game, public a different game. Make a sequal, make EVE 2, and don't f#@% with what works now. You are taking this thread far too seriously. Serious poast is serious.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.03.20 13:37:00 - [25] Nerf wallets. The max ISK anybody can have at any given time should be 100,000.00 ISK. 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
ApaKaka Lone Starr Corporation HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.03.20 13:40:00 - [26] This thread is to limited in my opinion. The Universe will still continue to produce complete morons forever, so my current stance is that we should NERF the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
Franga NQX Innovations	Posted - 2008.03.20 13:43:00 - [27] Originally by: Akita T Nerf wallets. The max ISK anybody can have at any given time should be 100,000.00 ISK. /signed. Originally by: Rachel Vend ... with 100% reliability in most cases ...
Luh Windan Republic University	Posted - 2008.03.20 14:07:00 - [28] Edited by: Luh Windan on 20/03/2008 14:07:44 we should have 'newbie' week where the only ships allowed to undock are newbie ships (and everyone that doesn't have on is given one in their current station) - any fittings that can be fitted allowed of course.
Paeniteo Synthetic Frontiers Blue Federation	Posted - 2008.03.20 14:52:00 - [29] Let's start a mass suicide cult! Nobody whines when they're dead. It's obviously the only choice remaining.
Celeste Coeval The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2008.03.20 15:01:00 - [30] Originally by: Tarminic Stuff Hehe Originally by: Death Kill Go travel or live in the rainforest if neccesary, just dont turn to religion as its a cul de sac.

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