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annoing
MisFunk Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.20 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 20/03/2008 20:16:43 So, it turns out, thx to the wonderful health officials in the Phillipines, the real reason Jesus died on the cross was a lack of a Tetanus injection and dirty whips, so there you have it, proof that the last 2 thousands years have been wasted. The first of the new commandments surely must now be:
Thou shall have Tetanus injections on a regular basis, every 2 years or so to be safe, no longer than 3 mind just in case. Ramen.
Dwi Cymraig According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation. |
Sultry Black
Black Hearts
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Posted - 2008.03.20 20:20:00 -
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I can think of a dozen better commandments, the first being thou shalt not post without good reason to EVE o forums.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.03.20 20:24:00 -
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The one and only commendment for the Church of Reality : "proof or STFU".
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Sephra Star
The Galactic Collective
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Posted - 2008.03.20 20:49:00 -
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IT's Official
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.20 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Sephra Star IT's Official
I don't remember that being in the bible... ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2 |
Wendat Huron
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Posted - 2008.03.20 21:48:00 -
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Since we're in a thread that's going to get locked soon.
'It has served us well, this myth of Christ.' -Pope Leo X, 16th century.
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Havok Dryke
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:17:00 -
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Posting in a soon-to-be locked post
Also, how exactly did they determine that? Not the Obama fundamentalist bullsh*t thing, the one about how they determined how Jesus died. Something tells me determining how a 2000 year old person died would be hard... --------------------------------------
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Fink Angel
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Havok Dryke Something tells me determining how a 2000 year old person died would be hard...
... or perhaps a 33 year old person who died 2000 years ago!
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Tarminic
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Havok Dryke Something tells me determining how a 2000 year old person died would be hard...
I'm betting old age. ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2 |
Fink Angel
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:27:00 -
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May I recommend to you fine people the most excellent Bill Hicks on the subject:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnjFhdO90Rg
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Arthin Mutin
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:43:00 -
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it says no were jesus died of TB, they just put out a warning saying to avoid it... You're reading far too much into nothing
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Orion Eridanus
Dark Nova Crisis Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.03.20 22:51:00 -
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In before sephra post something about how the new world order went back in time to kill Jesus to bring about the new world order.
Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
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The TX
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:06:00 -
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LAST
(I wonder if I will be, seeing as though this could be locked any second now....)
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Tarminic
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Orion Eridanus In before sephra post something about how the new world order went back in time to kill Jesus to bring about the new world order.
Jesus knew the truth about the world and the authorities of his time would not tolerate this either.
His assassination was nothing more than a maintenance of the status quo enforced upon us by those that seek to control us.
He tried to wake up many people but failed only because the sheep were too weak-minded to realize his true message.
Only by spreading this message can we truly liberate the sheeple of this world. /sephra ---------------- Tarminic - 33 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.2 |
Sephra Star
The Galactic Collective
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: Sephra Star on 20/03/2008 23:23:34
Originally by: Tarminic
Jesus knew the truth about the world and the authorities of his time would not tolerate this either.
His assassination was nothing more than a maintenance of the status quo enforced by the globalists of his day. ie... the Romans.
Although I did not post this I would certainly have to agree agree with it.
Linkage
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Gigi Kent
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:31:00 -
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Pointless thread is pointless. --------------------------
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:33:00 -
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Ceiling Cat says IBTL.
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The TX
Earth Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.20 23:43:00 -
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LAST.
(Again)
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robstal
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Posted - 2008.03.21 00:04:00 -
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IBTL
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Sephra Star
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Posted - 2008.03.21 00:29:00 -
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Originally by: Gigi Kent Pointless thread is pointless.
Here is the point
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annoing
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Posted - 2008.03.21 00:35:00 -
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Originally by: Havok Dryke Also, how exactly did they determine that? Not the Obama fundamentalist bullsh*t thing, the one about how they determined how Jesus died. Something tells me determining how a 2000 year old person died would be hard...
I think you should really REALLY learn to read. Its a joke about how the Phillipine Health Officials are warning people at a religious festival (where they crucify people or flog themselves), that marks Easter, to have Tetanus injections and to be wary of dirty whips. Maybe, just maybe, instead of being lazy, you should have clicked the link and read the story from the BBC. It would have helped inform you, maybe made you smile but it certainly would have stopped you looking like an idiot.
Dwi Cymraig According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation. |
RoSsCs
Jupiter Mining Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.03.21 00:45:00 -
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While I appreciate your joke here, just thought i'd point one thing out, you say 2000 years wasted but the reason Christanity is such a popular religion is not only did Jesus die, but he was resurrected. Meet the Family
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Sephra Star
The Galactic Collective
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Posted - 2008.03.21 00:49:00 -
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...and then conveniently disappeared.
I think the whole Jesus thing is a Conspiracy and even if the reality is that it was not it has certainly become one.
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Calderio
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Posted - 2008.03.21 01:05:00 -
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this wasnt in the lolcat bible Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Click The Power Of BOB Compells you |
Kyrall
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Posted - 2008.03.21 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Sephra Star I think the whole Jesus thing is a Conspiracy
Is there anything that you don't think is a conspiracy?! - Originally by: Miss Anthropy Real life friends are over-rated and real doll's are just sad. Companion cube is by far the best choice.
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Sephra Star
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Posted - 2008.03.21 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Sephra Star on 21/03/2008 01:13:32
Whats wrong with a Dolphin having a sense of humour?
Excuse me...
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LUH 3471
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.03.21 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: LUH 3471 on 21/03/2008 02:54:06 we are such fools life and death are both sides of same medal it is not graspable with this infant intellect this intellect itself is illusion
there is not anything worth knowing you are already all aware enlightened or whatever you wanna call it
be happy
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The TX
Earth Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.21 02:51:00 -
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Why isn't this locked yet?
LAST!
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LUH 3471
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.03.21 02:55:00 -
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i am
the end
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Seroquel
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Posted - 2008.03.21 03:56:00 -
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jesus was in my gym class.
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