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Shin Wha
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.28 03:54:00 -
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Of the president, as he could not make it to this very important meeting.
Citizens on EvE. It has come to me as a growing concern of this... Jihad swarm. Do not fear as our forces are amassing as I speak to launch a counter attack. I wish all those of military services to please join in this war against they terrorists. We will now allow such an attack on our soil! We shall crush these people who try to oppress those who work hard on a daily basis. They seek to harm that of which is good and pure! Well NO MORE! Under one rule and one flag shall we destroy all those who oppress the hard working citizens of EvE. To this day forward, we shall fight back and show these... Heathens that we are not one to be pushed around!
The President sends his regards with some comforting words.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our people, and neither do we."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace"
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Shin Wha
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.28 03:55:00 -
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Please look up the corperation named Cheneys Christian Crusaders, as we fight this war! No more shall we cower!
Ticker : A.J.S (Anti Jihad Swarm)
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.03.28 03:57:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 28/03/2008 03:58:10
Random alts making threads like this still inspire more confidence than the actual President tbh.
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Quelque Chose
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.28 04:00:00 -
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If it's an accurate parody we can expect an attack on Morsus Mihi any day now. 
"I know that doomsday device is around here somewhere!"
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Barlaka
Thermopile Systems
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Posted - 2008.03.28 05:18:00 -
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 Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Random alts making threads like this still inspire more confidence than the actual President tbh.
I trust all the goons more than "the actual President".
No not a goon, yes i vote.
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Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.03.28 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: D i c k Cheney
So?
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Aclyn Seriy
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.03.28 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: George W Bush
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our people, and neither do we."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace"
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen
Optimus Prime in a kayak
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N.
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.03.28 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Quelque Chose
If it's an accurate parody we can expect an attack on Morsus Mihi any day now.
"I know that doomsday device is around here somewhere!"
Aaaahahahahaha! BRILLIANT
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Merik Malgoust
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.03.28 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Quelque Chose
If it's an accurate parody we can expect an attack on Morsus Mihi any day now.
"I know that doomsday device is around here somewhere!"
I heard rumors on the internets about that.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.28 12:03:00 -
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With so many presidents out there I wonder which one you represent?
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Shin Wha
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:31:00 -
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I am in fact not related to Goon swarm, goon fleet, or Jihadswarm! I oppose them. To do something because they simply "can" can not and should not be tolerated!
I ask all those able fighters please join the corp. I do not wish to have to go to lengths of a drafting. I wish those to fight for what is right. For their own freedom from these terrorists! I do not condone acts of terror to be in security space.
As for a response from a fellow citizen of EvE, the President wishes to remain behind closed doors until action is taken against those that wish to destroy the lively hoods of decent people!
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:33:00 -
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I know that it can be hard to put ISK on your family.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises
The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Wha
I am in fact not related to Goon swarm, goon fleet, or Jihadswarm! I oppose them. To do something because they simply "can" can not and should not be tolerated!
I ask all those able fighters please join the corp. I do not wish to have to go to lengths of a drafting. I wish those to fight for what is right. For their own freedom from these terrorists! I do not condone acts of terror to be in security space.
As for a response from a fellow citizen of EvE, the President wishes to remain behind closed doors until action is taken against those that wish to destroy the lively hoods of decent people!
Alt starting a anti-goon corp with little to no fighters, will wardec biggest corp in EVE.....
GL
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
With so many presidents out there I wonder which one you represent?
The fact that he didn't say means he's American 
Originally by: CCP Oveur
...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Alyth
Corp 1 Allstars
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.03.28 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Quelque Chose
If it's an accurate parody we can expect an attack on Morsus Mihi any day now.
"I know that doomsday device is around here somewhere!"
They have 6 of them, I saw them all up close and personal like
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