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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.15 23:57:00 -
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Hi you handsome EVE pilots out there.....
Mighty merc corp, the Notorious Nubtastic Nubmen, are offering as a special offer, this week only, a free war on the corp of your choice.
Put your nominations here, along with the reasons, and any possible incentives ( these could really help...its a proper democracy!!)
The winning nominee will have a devastating war declared on them by the mighty nubmen.
ALL TURTLES MUST BE PROTECTED!!!
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Pogy Bait
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:01:00 -
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My nomination:
Corp: Mercenary Frigates (provided you also pilot only frigates)
Reason: Think of the awesome fraps footage!
incentive: The movie rights alone would be worth a small fortune!
If memory servers you put out a fun movie featuring some fine frigate fighting against BattleShips, now take it to the extreme in fun!
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Intukaki
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:08:00 -
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nubs couldnt organise a **** up in a brewery
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:10:00 -
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nubs couldnt organise a **** up in a brewery
Its not about a p1ssup in a brewery...... its about having fun..hence our offer
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Negotiator
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:14:00 -
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Killer Clows From Outer Space?
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Ninja Panda
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:14:00 -
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MMmm Brewerys, I can buy you a drink Intukaki.....what is you have ? a pint of BITTER perhaps ?
Step right up ladies and gents, Get your wars while there hot !
Nubtastic Nubmen, to the Nubmobile
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:21:00 -
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concorde!.....*gulps*
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Ninja Panda
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:31:00 -
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Yeah I have a strange dislike of clowns, all carnie folk in fact but we need reasons Mr Negotiator.
Funnier the better (turtle mistreatment especially makes us mad)
Nubtastic Nubmen, to the Nubmobile
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 00:43:00 -
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jeez... no wonder merc corps go bankrupt.....
An offer of a free war!!! and only about 3 suggestions.....
Carebears are really dominating EVE it seems....they dont even want other people to fight people...... 
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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FoxDown
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Posted - 2004.04.16 02:15:00 -
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How about declaring war on Xanadu! Oh wait, too late... It was devestating though! I think Xan has lost an indi full of trit...
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Bizarre
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Posted - 2004.04.16 02:17:00 -
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And some other ships :)
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Deathwing > U LIKE THOSE NUTS ON YA CHIN?
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.04.16 02:19:00 -
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I nominate the turtle loving pilots that shot down my Caracal in Yulai/New Caldari today!
wait...
hmmm...
Damn, can you declare on yourselves 
This is the last time I pilot a Caldari vessel, getting shot at in Yulai was my bad for being semi-afk and switching to a screen where I saw several cruise heading my way.
Getting killed in New Caldari I blaim on the inferior turning and warping capability of caldari vessels, I hit that destination 10 times before m00t finally warped in on me 
I've flown nearly every single ship in game and only lost two in PVP fights, both Caldari 
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a history |
Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2004.04.16 03:05:00 -
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Stain Alliance.
We are far too nublar and cannot handle them! :(
Reverend Necrona |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2004.04.16 03:20:00 -
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Corp: ATUK
Reason: They step on turtles and then eat them!!!!11 
Incentive: pree fr0n
sorry, someone had to 
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
"Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
Shintoko Akahoshi
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Posted - 2004.04.16 04:25:00 -
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Sometimes they even eat them before they've stepped on them!
It's terrible!
I've often walked past the ATUK soup stalls on the way to my hangar and heard the awful screaming of the turtles. Won't you do something about this? Please, think of the turtles.
As an incentive to add to DC's pree fr0n, I will offer the Elite Noob Ship(tm) of your choice if you'll only pick my choice here!
There's no meaning to life when you cling only to common sense |
Ly'sol
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Posted - 2004.04.16 05:15:00 -
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Poor turtles.....
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Bucon
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Posted - 2004.04.16 05:19:00 -
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Celestial Apocalypse
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.04.16 07:00:00 -
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Omega...
reason to fight: im bored.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2004.04.16 07:25:00 -
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I vote for: The Nubtastic Nubmen
Reason: Can you even declare war on yourself? Who knows? This could be the discovery of the century!
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Pulgor --- In service to Saram.
Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
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tom o
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Posted - 2004.04.16 08:07:00 -
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RUS
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Alethe
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Posted - 2004.04.16 08:17:00 -
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Edited by: Alethe on 16/04/2004 08:18:40
How about Arcane Technologies?
Edit: Oh and a reason. They're ebil pirates who camped PF-346 and killed everything in sight including my cruiser 
No you say? I wonder why?
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Grimster
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Posted - 2004.04.16 10:11:00 -
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Merc Frigates, yeah baby!
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.04.16 10:40:00 -
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How about declaring war on France?
No? Then go for Northern Intelligence. That Admiral Iceblock is a mean and ebil pirate scumbag! 
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 11:45:00 -
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Hello my lovelies.....
some responses so far...:
Arcane.... this sounded good, but some research have shown these alleged turtle harmers are CA, and as such based in 0 sec space mainly...war declarations may be a bit fruitless. Still I will look into it further. Please note Uncle J is opposed to **** , especially any featuring turtles.
Merc Frigates.... could we even find them? where are they based? do they still really exist?
RUS: see arcane reasons...CA and 0 sec.
SA: see RUS reasons..... 8(
Concorde : we already fought them a cupla times...we lost......
Xanadu: already being Devastated (TM) in a terrifying war filled with horror
Ourselves: seems to be technically impossible, although some friendly fire has been sustained in the past.
Celestial Apocalypse : possibly..any reasons, details , incentives? where are they mainly?
Omega : see Celestial Apocalypse
Northern Intelligence: see Omega. more details please on all.
Keep those nominations coming!!
Hugs and love to all from Uncle J!
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Grimster
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Posted - 2004.04.16 13:11:00 -
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Quote:
Merc Frigates.... could we even find them? where are they based? do they still really exist?
"Waves hand in the Jedi way" - we don't really exist.. move along, move along.
I'm sure a couple of millions could tell you where though
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.04.16 13:17:00 -
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Quote:
How about declaring war on France?
No? Then go for Northern Intelligence. That Admiral Iceblock is a mean and ebil pirate scumbag!
"We brake for nobody"
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.04.16 13:27:00 -
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CONCORD
Reason: They too use alts because they're too chicken to lose ships with their mains (their mains are all in Faction Navy).
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Kram Calama
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Posted - 2004.04.16 15:54:00 -
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Celestial Apocalypse coz we deserve a dry slap on the bugle. 
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.04.16 17:40:00 -
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You need a dry slap on the bugle.
War what is it good for?
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Ezra
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Posted - 2004.04.16 19:38:00 -
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CONCORD
Reason: They too use alts because they're too chicken to lose ships with their mains (their mains are all in Faction Navy).
The Nubmen have lots of experience with being at war with CONCORD.
Their specialty tactic is "suicide by police". :)
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Ezra Cornell
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.16 22:50:00 -
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Quote:
Celestial Apocalypse coz we deserve a dry slap on the bugle.
its good to see celes with a thirst for more war! big non-carebear vote to you.
and yes, as I said earlier, we'd rather not keep fightign concorde...we've been there and done that!
So Celes are the clear favourites now ( largely due to voting for themselves!! lol!)
Anyone else have any nominations?
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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thuggie
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Posted - 2004.04.16 23:44:00 -
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ATUK - you'd be fighting yourself then would'nt you?
thats reason enaugh is'nt it?
or,. - reason2: because i'm wondering if they're alts or separate accounts from your mains?
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.17 11:29:00 -
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OK i'll close this once in a lifetime opportunity after this weekend is over, so get those nominations in......
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Fangdango
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Posted - 2004.04.17 12:04:00 -
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CCP
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.04.17 12:23:00 -
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omg, omg , omg, not another war.
whatever shall we do now.
Anyone not at war with us?.
oh, and why would an Arcane alt corp declare war on us with their mains, then do it also with their alts?.
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Ninja Panda
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Posted - 2004.04.17 13:53:00 -
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I see the offer campaign is beginning to roll along nicely. I told Janice we would be in demand but he is all shy and doesnt think he is sexeh.
Lol, thanks for the props Bizarre dude. The turtles speak highly of you too. I think maybe Foxdown needs to spend more time at the Zoo or he's had a nasty bump on the head
No Joshua Im not fighting Concorde again, those meanies exploit like you wouldnt beleive, plus they never mine or haul or anything fun like that.
These Arcane chaps seem to be wanted, all I know is they are ebil CA and very handsome. Not sure they are viable. We'll see.
(in answer to Thuggies question, I assure you Ive never paid for the same thing twice. Its MUCH more fun to do what we do truely nubtastic)
Nubtastic Nubmen, to the Nubmobile
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Slippery Frigate
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Posted - 2004.04.17 14:02:00 -
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i vote 4 killer klowns |
Evol Kinevol
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Posted - 2004.04.17 14:05:00 -
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I vote fo killer clowns too
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.17 16:22:00 -
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OK, a sudden rally for the killer clowns....are they in empire? where are they.... what inducement to attack them?
The other favourite are Celes. ( because they voted for themselves! I dont know what Darth Solo's problem is tho...... if you dont want more wars stop getting your members asking for them!)
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Schwarze Kapuze
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Posted - 2004.04.17 17:04:00 -
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i vote for killer who?
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.04.17 17:06:00 -
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Killer Clowns are found in systems leading from Luminaire/Reblier/Syndicate but if you can find one undocked you'll be super nubtastic.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Elrathias
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Posted - 2004.04.17 21:05:00 -
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Quote:
Killer Clowns are found in systems leading from Luminaire/Reblier/Syndicate but if you can find one undocked you'll be super nubtastic.
Killer clowns are found by using the location agent, in M2-cf1 ^^, dont u know this alread? :P
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Smacktastic
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Posted - 2004.04.18 00:58:00 -
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The safespot can be found in his safespot.
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Smacktastic
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Posted - 2004.04.18 01:01:00 -
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Omniwar and Negotiatior can find themselves screwed by the eBay and SWG hero, Lord Zap.
Anyone want to join in on an investment scheme on tech level 2 stuff? 
Omni, Nego, Safespot = Forum warriors.
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Moderator @ www.killer-clowns.com
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Uncle Janice
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Posted - 2004.04.18 13:12:00 -
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OK all..
last day of the offer....
I have to say im a little dissapointed by the lack of entertaining options, but hey....
OOOh! that colour looks so good on you!
And I love your hair!
But if you lay a finger on my turtles, its over darling.
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2004.04.19 18:14:00 -
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Second Wave, Inc.
Reason: Those annoying carebears keep killing belts and whining about people hiding in safespots.
Incentive: 25% chance of dropping a Rare Mod!
my other choice would be Solorwind, I want to know where all there members went.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
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