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Viceroy	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:30:00 - [1] Yo muchacho! Quote: ------------------------------------------------------------ Channelname: the hlynsiman conversation Listener: Viceroy Session started: 2004.04.19 17:09:48 ------------------------------------------------------------ [ 2004.04.19 17:10:05 ] the hlynsiman > look i neeed some help with a thief [ 2004.04.19 17:10:20 ] Viceroy > but you're a matari terrorist... [ 2004.04.19 17:10:38 ] Viceroy > dont you have friends that can handle that? [ 2004.04.19 17:10:52 ] the hlynsiman > im not a terrrsist and why do you think i am a terrorist [ 2004.04.19 17:11:24 ] Viceroy > because you threatened to kill me and dictated my preciousss gameplaying time! [ 2004.04.19 17:12:44 ] the hlynsiman > threttend i didnt kill you so i will pay you half a mill if you help me [ 2004.04.19 17:13:23 ] Viceroy > No I cannot be associated with people that eat babies [ 2004.04.19 17:13:29 ] Viceroy > and half a mil aint really good cash [ 2004.04.19 17:13:38 ] Viceroy > if you promise to never eat another baby, i might help [ 2004.04.19 17:13:46 ] the hlynsiman > i promise [ 2004.04.19 17:13:58 ] Viceroy > not even the 1 year olds? [ 2004.04.19 17:14:10 ] the hlynsiman > not even them [ 2004.04.19 17:14:43 ] Viceroy > and do you think Kofi Annan is cool? [ 2004.04.19 17:14:59 ] the hlynsiman > yea kofi is cool [ 2004.04.19 17:15:30 ] Viceroy > which award did he win? [ 2004.04.19 17:16:01 ] the hlynsiman > nobel peace i think [ 2004.04.19 17:16:16 ] Viceroy > ok i guess you really like Kofi [ 2004.04.19 17:16:24 ] Viceroy > so whats the problem? [ 2004.04.19 17:16:55 ] the hlynsiman > a former corp member of mine stole some money of me and i need it back [ 2004.04.19 17:17:34 ] Viceroy > did you earn the money by commiting terrorist acts? [ 2004.04.19 17:17:52 ] the hlynsiman > no by mining [ 2004.04.19 17:18:17 ] Viceroy > terrorist mining? [ 2004.04.19 17:18:28 ] the hlynsiman > no gang minig [ 2004.04.19 17:18:48 ] Viceroy > so you're into organized crime? [ 2004.04.19 17:19:07 ] Viceroy > which gang do you belong to? [ 2004.04.19 17:19:40 ] the hlynsiman > not that kind of gang [ 2004.04.19 17:20:13 ] Viceroy > mafia? [ 2004.04.19 17:20:22 ] the hlynsiman > me and my friends were mining and we split it and my share was 2.4 mills [ 2004.04.19 17:20:46 ] the hlynsiman > look im not a part of any gang [ 2004.04.19 17:20:53 ] Viceroy > you just said you were [ 2004.04.19 17:21:02 ] Viceroy > the hlynsiman > no gang minig [ 2004.04.19 17:21:13 ] the hlynsiman > form a gang button [ 2004.04.19 17:21:36 ] the hlynsiman > you now easy travel for indys [ 2004.04.19 17:22:03 ] Viceroy > There's a button to form a gang? [ 2004.04.19 17:22:09 ] Viceroy > Are you some sort of hacker? [ 2004.04.19 17:23:13 ] the hlynsiman > no when you are flying right click a ship and click the lowest button that sez form a gang with ... [ 2004.04.19 17:24:18 ] Viceroy > Oh thats sort of gang, why didnt you say so ^^ [ 2004.04.19 17:25:15 ] Viceroy > so do you do gangs a lot or just every now and then? [ 2004.04.19 17:25:20 ] the hlynsiman > i did [ 2004.04.19 17:25:55 ] the hlynsiman > no we dont lot we mine [ 2004.04.19 17:26:29 ] Viceroy > ok i see [ 2004.04.19 17:27:10 ] the hlynsiman > and one of those who mined with us stole my money [ 2004.04.19 17:28:11 ] Viceroy > so you want me to break his legs? [ 2004.04.19 17:28:17 ] Viceroy > cut off his thumbs? [ 2004.04.19 17:28:24 ] Viceroy > put a bloody horse head in his bed? [ 2004.04.19 17:28:55 ] the hlynsiman > no just lockate him and take the money back and kill him if you want [ 2004.04.19 17:29:10 ] Viceroy > YOU WANT ME TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?!? 0_= [ 2004.04.19 17:29:34 ] the hlynsiman > if you want couse you like to kill ppl [ 2004.04.19 17:29:58 ] Viceroy > Wow, thats just insane. I cant believe you want me to murder someone [ 2004.04.19 17:30:09 ] Viceroy > Then you ask me why I think you're a terrorist [ 2004.04.19 17:30:13 ] the hlynsiman > not to pod kill him [ 2004.04.19 17:30:46 ] Viceroy > you're a homocidal fanatic fundamentalist matari mafia-associated terrorist [ 2004.04.19 17:31:26 ] the hlynsiman > im not accotiating with mafia and im not a fundalentamist terrorist [ 2004.04.19 17:32:21 ] Viceroy > are you a homocidal fanatic? [ 2004.04.19 17:32:33 ] the hlynsiman > no [ 2004.04.19 17:32:45 ] Viceroy > do you gang-mine? [ 2004.04.19 17:33:18 ] the hlynsiman > yea sometimes [ 2004.04.19 17:33:35 ] Viceroy > ever thought of getting into rehabilitation? [ 2004.04.19 17:33:46 ] the hlynsiman > why [ 2004.04.19 17:34:19 ] Viceroy > thats the first step, you have to ask yourself "why" you gang-mine -
Viceroy	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:31:00 - [2] Quote: [ 2004.04.19 17:34:49 ] the hlynsiman > i now why its to make some money [ 2004.04.19 17:35:03 ] Viceroy > is money more imporant than your future? [ 2004.04.19 17:35:53 ] the hlynsiman > no but im saving up for a incurance on my megathron [ 2004.04.19 17:36:45 ] Viceroy > so can you promise me that you'll never do another gang job once you get insurance money for your megathron? [ 2004.04.19 17:37:12 ] Viceroy > more importantly, can you promise YOURSELF? [ 2004.04.19 17:37:33 ] the hlynsiman > yes [ 2004.04.19 17:38:26 ] Viceroy > Ok that good, i trust you [ 2004.04.19 17:39:02 ] the hlynsiman > oki will you then get my money [ 2004.04.19 17:40:30 ] Viceroy > how much? [ 2004.04.19 17:41:10 ] the hlynsiman > il say 1.5 mills with intrests [ 2004.04.19 17:42:30 ] Viceroy > how much interest? [ 2004.04.19 17:43:29 ] the hlynsiman > dont know he stole 600000 2 weeks ago [ 2004.04.19 17:46:13 ] the hlynsiman > that is 40% intrest [ 2004.04.19 17:49:26 ] Viceroy > Nah, i wont do i [ 2004.04.19 17:49:38 ] the hlynsiman > why not [ 2004.04.19 17:49:40 ] Viceroy > i prefer to hunt your terrorist backside down and podkill you [ 2004.04.19 17:49:52 ] Viceroy > i wont associate with enemies of humanity! [ 2004.04.19 17:50:24 ] Viceroy > You didnt show me your respect and now you expect me to help you? [ 2004.04.19 17:50:56 ] the hlynsiman > then i only make money plus i got a clone that wuld cover my skillpoints [ 2004.04.19 17:51:30 ] Viceroy > but you dont have insurance yet... want to buy insurance? I can sell you some [ 2004.04.19 17:51:54 ] the hlynsiman > what kind [ 2004.04.19 17:52:25 ] Viceroy > Mafia kind [ 2004.04.19 17:52:36 ] Viceroy > Ask anyone you want, Vito Don Viceroy is a trustworthy man [ 2004.04.19 17:52:49 ] the hlynsiman > why am i mafia kind [ 2004.04.19 17:53:20 ] the hlynsiman > he why i am not a mafia terrorist and im not a terrorist [ 2004.04.19 17:53:42 ] Viceroy > Ok I didnt say you were, I just want to sell you insurance [ 2004.04.19 17:54:02 ] Viceroy > Because you know, accidents can happen. I might jump into my bships and come kill you by mistake [ 2004.04.19 17:54:15 ] Viceroy > to prevent unexpected events like that, you have to show me your respect [ 2004.04.19 17:54:44 ] the hlynsiman > how much "respect" [ 2004.04.19 17:55:46 ] Viceroy > Enough [ 2004.04.19 17:56:00 ] the hlynsiman > how much is enugh [ 2004.04.19 17:56:33 ] Viceroy > H [ 2004.04.19 17:56:42 ] Viceroy > How much do you love your battleship and you life? [ 2004.04.19 17:56:45 ] Viceroy > Thats how much [ 2004.04.19 17:57:21 ] the hlynsiman > oki 150k's [ 2004.04.19 17:58:14 ] Viceroy > Is that all the respect you show me? I expected more my dead amigo... [ 2004.04.19 17:58:54 ] the hlynsiman > hmm 200 [ 2004.04.19 17:58:56 ] Viceroy > I mean my "dear" amigo [ 2004.04.19 17:59:08 ] Viceroy > 200k? Thats all your megathron is worth? [ 2004.04.19 17:59:09 ] the hlynsiman > yea oki [ 2004.04.19 17:59:37 ] the hlynsiman > all i can afford atm [ 2004.04.19 18:00:17 ] Viceroy > Let me tell you a little story muchacho, when I was dealing dope in Mexico, a man refused to pay his respects to me [ 2004.04.19 18:00:39 ] the hlynsiman > and he died [ 2004.04.19 18:00:54 ] Viceroy > No muchacho! I dont kill people! [ 2004.04.19 18:01:02 ] the hlynsiman > oki [ 2004.04.19 18:01:07 ] Viceroy > He is living in a medical institution now [ 2004.04.19 18:01:14 ] Viceroy > With his arms and legs torn off... [ 2004.04.19 18:01:22 ] Viceroy > So amigo, tell me, how much do you respect me? [ 2004.04.19 18:01:25 ] the hlynsiman > oki ic [ 2004.04.19 18:01:30 ] the hlynsiman > 250 [ 2004.04.19 18:03:24 ] Viceroy > Are you sure amigo? They used to call me El-Mutilator Escobar when i was in colombia you know... [ 2004.04.19 18:03:45 ] the hlynsiman > yea oki [ 2004.04.19 18:06:09 ] Viceroy > Send me your respects amigo! Accidents happen you know [ 2004.04.19 18:06:25 ] the hlynsiman > hmm i am able to pay you 350 know [ 2004.04.19 18:08:03 ] Viceroy > 500k muchacho, and I will put my scorpion back into its hangar, else Escobar The Merciless will come to show you his respects! [ 2004.04.19 18:08:24 ] Viceroy > And keep in mind that I can find out where you are whenever I want... [ 2004.04.19 18:08:40 ] the hlynsiman > ho can you do that [ 2004.04.19 18:08:56 ] Viceroy > I have friends amigo, I'm a respected businessman [ 2004.04.19 18:09:10 ] Viceroy > "Good" friends muchacho, if you know what I mean [ 2004.04.19 18:10:32 ] the hlynsiman > ahh i understand but [ 2004.04.19 18:11:47 ] the hlynsiman > you are a terrosist if i am so dont be calling me a terrorist [ 2004.04.19 18:12:01 ] Viceroy > YOU CALL ME A TERRORIST? -
Viceroy	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:33:00 - [3] Quote: [ 2004.04.19 18:12:11 ] Viceroy > Mistake my friend... [ 2004.04.19 18:12:19 ] the hlynsiman > AND YOU CALL ME [ 2004.04.19 18:13:10 ] Viceroy > So you show me no respect? [ 2004.04.19 18:13:57 ] the hlynsiman > i show yo urespect but if i am a terrorist you are to [ 2004.04.19 18:14:30 ] the hlynsiman > respect [ 2004.04.19 18:14:51 ] Viceroy > err [ 2004.04.19 18:15:07 ] Viceroy > Ok muchacho, 400k will be the price of your respect [ 2004.04.19 18:15:19 ] the hlynsiman > oki [ 2004.04.19 18:15:51 ] Viceroy > Send to Don Viceroy, and remember, Don Viceroy does not forget good friends... [ 2004.04.19 18:17:52 ] Viceroy > Very good muchacho, send me 400k every 10 days, and you will live a long productive life! [ 2004.04.19 18:18:07 ] the hlynsiman > ahh 12 days? [ 2004.04.19 18:18:33 ] Viceroy > Dont barter with me gringo, eat a taco, be my muchacho [ 2004.04.19 18:18:45 ] the hlynsiman > oki [ 2004.04.19 18:19:20 ] the hlynsiman > can you find out where kcbbq i for me [ 2004.04.19 18:19:42 ] Viceroy > Ya muchacho, El Presidente knows where all grinos are [ 2004.04.19 18:19:54 ] Viceroy > gringos [ 2004.04.19 18:20:27 ] Viceroy > You want to beat this gringo like a pinata, no? [ 2004.04.19 18:20:51 ] the hlynsiman > ya [ 2004.04.19 18:21:13 ] Viceroy > Ok muchach, find me 500k, and I'll ask my friends where the gringo is [ 2004.04.19 18:21:50 ] the hlynsiman > hey i just gave yo u400k [ 2004.04.19 18:23:58 ] Viceroy > Si amigo, but i need another 500k if you want to find the gringo [ 2004.04.19 18:24:26 ] the hlynsiman > oki maybe later il try to find him on my own [ 2004.04.19 18:24:53 ] Viceroy > Ya muchacho, you do that. Adios! So amigo, if you dont want El Viceroy to beat your pinata with his scorpio, pay your respecto! TACO! -
AwiL	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:36:00 - [4] smoke much? "We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..."
Joshua Calvert	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:37:00 - [5] lol I'm crying. LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
AwiL	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:41:00 - [6] you just never know with people like hlynsiman roaming around. "We gon' bring it to anyone that wants it...You want it? You gon' get it..."
Dirtball	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:44:00 - [7] you know this is just kind of bragging more or less, but it's hilarious and EVE would notice the loss of your presence Viceroy. You should try to get CCP to comp your monthly fee, tell them to credit it to the marketing department.
Chode Rizoum	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:45:00 - [8] :( bubbel pibe ? Centuria > whoot? Centuria > you stalking me? :) -- Nafri > then I a bird pooed on my head AND ON MY MEAL -- http://www.subroc.net/teddybears/
Belzeem	Posted - 2004.04.19 18:51:00 - [9] That is hilarious- lots of new players i guess
hellwarrior	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:07:00 - [10] Viceroy, u r teh leet rooflies. Keep them coming.

Zen Jakkaru	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:19:00 - [11] lol, this guy has a character in my current corp. I'm so ashamed. *Har-de-fraggin'-har-har!*
Amox	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:31:00 - [12] Made me blow coke out my nose. Your Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Oracle, wrecking for 722.3 damage.
Halseth Durn	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:39:00 - [13] Edited -Zhuge Liang Oberon-Inc FEAR MY EMOTICONS
TauTut	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:39:00 - [14] Quote: Vito Don Viceroy That was the Carlsberg of posts ... respect -TT Background
Isiana	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:41:00 - [15] Carebear\|Me Alts
Aerick Dawn	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:43:00 - [16] !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ______________________ What Aerick has been up to lately..
SwitchBl4d3	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:53:00 - [17] heh, I bet his mother tounge was'nt english, You can always wind up people the best who speak english as a second launguage. "Teh lord of Nonni"
Dash Prik	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:55:00 - [18] HAHA!! Omg im crying my eyes out scaming noobs that way But keep up the good work
Nirvy	Posted - 2004.04.19 19:58:00 - [19] Mercenary \| The Azath
Tyrrax Thorrk	Posted - 2004.04.19 20:08:00 - [20]

ZzeusS	Posted - 2004.04.19 20:10:00 - [21] This really is comedy gold.
Blacklight	Posted - 2004.04.19 20:21:00 - [22] Oh dear, tears and howling in the office.... getting strange looks! Viceroy you are a very bad man! Eve Blacklight Style
Davlo Eh'Lar	Posted - 2004.04.19 20:34:00 - [23] that was hilarious!
Bellicose	Posted - 2004.04.19 21:04:00 - [24] godDAMNIT LMAO iam Fricking wiping the coca cola i was drinking of my screen LOL Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon? KittenArmy capn' crimson
Golan Trevize	Posted - 2004.04.19 21:12:00 - [25] HA HA that was great when my insurance runs out ill come to you, i have alot of enemies and could use a "gang" members protection The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships.
XpoHoc	Posted - 2004.04.19 21:24:00 - [26] Looks like your psychologist has stopped sending emails to you. Welcome back Don Viceroy.
Lysander Acanthians	Posted - 2004.04.19 21:26:00 - [27] damn it man that was hilarious! and he is an icelander to boot
Ulendar	Posted - 2004.04.19 21:40:00 - [28] Quote: damn it man that was hilarious! and he is an icelander to boot ROFL yeah, we know all about THOSE LOL that was sick Vice...WTF dude...you just scammed a guy out of 400k by talking dirty to him O-o Originally by: cashman It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this. It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
Zenobia	Posted - 2004.04.19 22:01:00 - [29] lmfao Hilarious, absolutely hilarious! -- Zen
Darken Two	Posted - 2004.04.19 22:10:00 - [30] That was priceless. Viceroy u owe me a cup of coffee and a keyboard. Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!



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