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Destalis	Posted - 2008.04.10 14:43:00 - [1] Okay im what you might call a griefer, as in I flip cans in high sec for the fun of the kill. Mainly I stick to the SAK STI systems as they are some of the most prolific can mining systems I have found. The other thing I do is use an Ibis, yes thats right a noobship. Not only has this given me great fun but miners see the little ol nubship and think "he cant hurt me can he". So to the story..... This one fine night im happily belt hopping around Toad and I see a Ossie and hauler combo. Sat there is that juiciest of prizes the Giant Secure Container, so I just have to have a look. Yup sure enough 3900m3 of veld for me! As soon as I flip it i get the private convo request.... names blocked to protect the stupid XXXX > Why did you do that? Destalis > erm because i can At which point the ossie dumps a jetcan of stuff. Hmm its full of veld, well I cant let that sit there all night can I? Suddenly the hauler and the ossie start the wonderful red flashing trick and I smile. XXXX > now what are you gonna do then? I sit there for a minute or two and the hauler jumps back to the station, 500m orbit lock and point on the ossie. Shield go down after 2 minutes, armour goes after 3.... XXXX > stop it or ill get my carrier and kill you <<< 5 month old character at which point i miss the ossie going pop because im in a fit of laughter couple of miner 2s but nothing much to talk about. So i sit there for a bit and as the timer hits 2 minutes in comes a - blackbird? Destalis > thats not a carrier is it? So orbit lock and point and fire, cant quite break his tank but the idiot had rails and no missiles so he cant hit me Destalis > listen mate, you cant hurt me and i can hold you here all night if i had too Destalis > how about you pay me 2 million isk and i let you go Destalis > i have got a corpmate in soba in a raven >>> her hum no i didnt XXXX > if i pay can i have the ore back? Destalis > sure So i wait and sure enough the wallet flashes 2 million higher. Destalis > Okay im unlocking now And as soon as I did he was off to the station, and I shot down the remaining jetcans, one must be tidy you know Later that same evening i ran into a near identical situation except this time it was a hulk. I flip the can and wait and lo and behold the hulk starts flashing. Orbit, lock , point and fire!!! Expecting to die from the torrent of light drones coming from the hulks bays I am really suprised to see none. Quick character check shows him to be 6 months old, so im very much wth? Not really damaging him so i go for the same trick.. private convo... Destalis > Okay mate Destalis > release fee it 80 million isk Destalis > otherwise you can wait here until i get my raven alt from sobaseki XXXX > why are you shooting at me and why cant i warp? Again fits of laughter, and as i try to reply he starts blurting russian into local, and as i cant be bothered to check it out i again ask him for the ransom but discounted a little. Destalis > okay i will take 65 million to let you get on with your business XXXX > 65 mil to go yes? Destalis > yes again more russian over local with no reply, and my wallet starts flashing - yes 65 million isk higher :) Destalis > thank you for that im breaking lock now XXXX > you will die to me I break lock and having something to celebrate dock up and grab a beer!! Fitting - Ibis - 2x Light Neutron Blaster 1 1x Warp Scrambler 1 1x Reactor Control 1 - Antimatter S (lots of) Total Cost 12.5k
Sabrin Kulu Caldari Kismet Foundation	Posted - 2008.04.10 15:12:00 - [2] Haha, this made my day :) Never underestimate the power of 'The Ibis of DoomÖ'
olzi Caldari Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Reavers.	Posted - 2008.04.10 15:15:00 - [3] Nerf ibis! A nice read.
Kehmor Caldari PAK	Posted - 2008.04.10 15:17:00 - [4] proof or stfu Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.
Destalis	Posted - 2008.04.10 16:01:00 - [5] Originally by: Kehmor proof or stfu ah the classic prove it or im telling mommy first off only "proof" i have is other people seeing me fighting in the systems first of what proof would you like? screenshots - omfg hes changed them with photoshop combat logs - omfg hes notepaded them chatlogs - see above hows about if you aint got nothing better to say you shut the **** up?
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.04.10 17:54:00 - [6] Originally by: Destalis Originally by: Kehmor proof or stfu ah the classic prove it or im telling mommy first off only "proof" i have is other people seeing me fighting in the systems first of what proof would you like? screenshots - omfg hes changed them with photoshop combat logs - omfg hes notepaded them chatlogs - see above hows about if you aint got nothing better to say you shut the ** up? Kehmor got told. OP: Get a velator or two, you get two drones instead of one ------------ Originally by:** CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
CrimsonLobo Caldari One Eyed Teddies The InterBus Initiative	Posted - 2008.04.10 17:59:00 - [7] Epic =D .
Lord Rue Gallente GenX Societies Inc. Rejuvenate	Posted - 2008.04.10 18:04:00 - [8] My Velator can take your Ibis!! Haha, nice story, I wonder how many others have the sack to go ransomming in a noobship? I think I might have to roll an alt and take a *****. If nothing else, fielding 2 light drones in a Velator adds that extra aura of menace when comitting the YARR Devil bunnies! I snort the nose! Lucifer! Banana!
Destalis	Posted - 2008.04.10 19:15:00 - [9] The only reason I stick with the ibis is that when i do get popped (and beleive me it happens ALOT) i get a free replacement thanks to those nice insurance people. * Note * I got a few evemails regarding this story, people asking about it etc All i can say is ANY combat fit that uses blasters/missiles/rocket/drones will pwn you to death in the ibis, but if they are stupid enough to put 150mm rails and no missiles then YARRR A 7.5km warp scram will PERMARUN on an Ibis thanks to its recharge rate (3 ish per second) and with good nav skills (4) you can orbit at 500m @ 300m/s. Other than that, you will die lots but when it works you can take most mining ships except the t2 stuff (hulk) but ransom is always funny. USE THE ALT IN ANOTHER SYSTEM TRICK - amazing how often it works Other than that have fun and get into the spirit
Joe Starbreaker Starbreaker Spaceways	Posted - 2008.04.10 23:37:00 - [10] I have got to try this with my Impairor.
Tefkros The Dead Pod Society Chain of Chaos	Posted - 2008.04.11 06:43:00 - [11] Edited by: Tefkros on 11/04/2008 06:44:50 For all the "Proof of stfu" afficionados, here's some of the things you can kill if you put your head to some use EDIT: Nvm, forgot I can't post killboard links. Arbitrator and Kestrel solo, and almost got a missioning Armageddon noob with 3 Velators. Then a 2 BS, 2 Drake and Rook gang came to the rescue. Next thing, everyone will be crying for a Velator nerf Nice job OP :)
Lavraen Minmatar Black Podding	Posted - 2008.04.11 10:30:00 - [12] To the OP: Keep up the good work mate! Catch you in the belts. Lavraen
Huberek Morchu	Posted - 2008.04.11 15:35:00 - [13] Originally by: Destalis The only reason I stick with the ibis is that when i do get popped (and beleive me it happens ALOT) i get a free replacement thanks to those nice insurance people. * Note * I got a few evemails regarding this story, people asking about it etc All i can say is ANY combat fit that uses blasters/missiles/rocket/drones will pwn you to death in the ibis, but if they are stupid enough to put 150mm rails and no missiles then YARRR A 7.5km warp scram will PERMARUN on an Ibis thanks to its recharge rate (3 ish per second) and with good nav skills (4) you can orbit at 500m @ 300m/s. Other than that, you will die lots but when it works you can take most mining ships except the t2 stuff (hulk) but ransom is always funny. USE THE ALT IN ANOTHER SYSTEM TRICK - amazing how often it works Other than that have fun and get into the spirit Thanks for telling me all your secrets. THis will make jetcanning much easier.
Joe Starbreaker Starbreaker Spaceways	Posted - 2008.04.11 18:34:00 - [14] Originally by: Joe Starbreaker I have got to try this with my Impairor. I tried it in the Impairor, got a mining Scythe with no drones to attack me, but he popped me with half of his armor left. Impairor kind of sucks for this work, it only has one mid-slot so I couldn't fit an afterburner with my scram. The Scythe had rockets. If I'd fit something other than multifrequency, I might have moved out to 6-7km and taken him out from range.

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