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A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 01:59:00 -
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What did one Holder say to another after reading The Scope?
"I'm going to need a Censor Booster." |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 01:59:00 -
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What did one Holder say to another after reading The Scope?
"I'm going to need a Censor Booster." |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:00:00 -
[3]
 Originally by: A Soporific
What did one Holder say to another after reading The Scope?
"I'm going to need a Censor Booster."
soporific indeed |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:00:00 -
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Originally by: A Soporific
What did one Holder say to another after reading The Scope?
"I'm going to need a Censor Booster."
soporific indeed |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:04:00 -
[5]
Hey, I didn't pick that name for nothing. |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:04:00 -
[6]
Hey, I didn't pick that name for nothing. |
Faife
Blackrain Solutions
Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:06:00 -
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there's this two BoB guys walking down the street, and one was assaulted... peanut. |
Faife
Blackrain Solutions
Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:06:00 -
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there's this two BoB guys walking down the street, and one was assaulted... peanut. |
Jmanis Catharg
Caldari
Stickler inc
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:08:00 -
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Hah, Hahah,, hahahahah,,,, /podkill |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:44:00 -
[10]
The joke would have been funnier if I knew what a Holder was
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Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.04.11 02:46:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
The joke would have been funnier if I knew what a Holder was
I guess the joke's on you then.
Booyah.
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Valkazm
Amarr
Dark BroTHerS
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.04.11 03:02:00 -
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let me try this ..
what do you call a BoB pilot in empire
- problem
what do you cal all of BoB in empire
- Problem solved |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.04.11 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Valkazm
let me try this ..
what do you call a BoB pilot in empire
- problem
what do you cal all of BoB in empire
- Problem solved
Okay now that's funny |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
The joke would have been funnier if I knew what a Holder was
A Holder is one of the big boss Amarrians. I do apologize for expecting people to know basic backstory.
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Alz Shado
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2008.04.11 15:28:00 -
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Edited by: Alz Shado on 11/04/2008 15:28:22
A pod pilot ambulated into an alloyed tritanium bar.
Ouch.
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"Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand |
Moneeh
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.04.11 15:35:00 -
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funny. this thread lacks it 
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
LoneStar Industries
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:35:00 -
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Me in RL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
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Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Recruitment
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Heiwa
Black Sun Mercenaries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:38:00 -
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What did the Amarr princess say to the well-endowed Minmatar man she met in the station?
Nothing. Her mouth was full.
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N1fty
Amarr
Galactic Shipyards Inc
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:43:00 -
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What do you call 1,000 griefed carebears?
A good start.
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Anubis Xian
Vertigo One
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:47:00 -
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What is the official bird of the Minmatar Republic?
Duck Tape
Originally by: CCP Oveur
The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
Juggernauts |
Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
LoneStar Industries
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:50:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Anubis Xian
What is the official bird of the Minmatar Republic?
Duck Tape
Hohohoho, gut joke. Me liek. 
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Anubis Xian
What is the official bird of the Minmatar Republic?
Duck Tape
That one quacked me up.
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Anubis Xian
Vertigo One
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Posted - 2008.04.11 18:56:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Anubis Xian
What is the official bird of the Minmatar Republic?
Duck Tape
Hohohoho, gut joke. Me liek.
I'm glad you like it Jenny 4.01c
Originally by: CCP Oveur
The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal.
Juggernauts |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.11 22:23:00 -
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Sadly, this is my most successful thread to date.
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Chinger
Caldari
Mentis Fidelis
R-I-P
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Posted - 2008.04.11 22:46:00 -
[25]
What is the answer to this question?
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Tkar vonBiggendorf
Gallente
Snake Eyes Inc
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.04.11 23:02:00 -
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How many Amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's a job for a Minmatar slave!
How many Matari does it it take to change a lightbulb?
I'm going to take this lightbulb and ram it into the gut of the nearest Amarrian, as a sign to all that we shall never be oppressed into changing them again!
How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can I fit a bulb into my rocket launcher to reach the high ceilings?
How many Gallenteans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2008.04.12 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Chinger
What is the answer to this question?
The only valid responses I can think of that don't involve recursion are "I don't know." or "Could be.". This assumes a semantic meaning of "'What' is the answer to this question?", or to be more clear "Is 'What' the answer to this question?", to which the only response is a maybe or "I don't know" since we don't have enough information to gather whether or not "What" is the answer.
I wasn't supposed to answer that, was I?
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Zaknussem
Caldari
The Ironbreakers
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Posted - 2008.04.12 00:26:00 -
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Edited by: Zaknussem on 12/04/2008 00:26:37
The Seventh fleet of the Amarr Navy was passing through a backwater system when they spotted a lone Defiant cruiser parked in a remote asteroid field. The Defiant cruiser, upon realising it had been spotted, sent a rude message to the whole fleet, questioning the fleet's ability to fly straight through open space. Afterwards it warped towards a moon orbiting the outermost planet of the system.
The fleet's Commanding Officer ordered a squad of frigates to pursue and crush the Defiant vessel. The squad soared after the cruiser, and for a brief time the comm channels were full of combat chatter...and then static. No signal. While the fleet was trying to figure out what had happened, the Defiant cruiser returned, this time transmitting anti-Amarrian propaganda songs across all channels before warping back to the same moon.
The CO was not happy, but he wasn't stupid either. He ordered a full scan of the system to see if a Defiant fleet was hiding somewhere nearby, and upon finding nothing, he dispatched a whole wing of combat vessels to annihilate the lone cruiser. The wing warped away in formation, and again the comm channels were alive with orders, counterorders and reports, but eventually all the channels fell silent...and then the Defiant cruiser returned once more, seemingly undamaged, and starting broadcasting rude limericks about Amarrian mothers being "bad women" before warping back to the same moon once more.
The CO was furious. How could a single cruiser, outnumbered, outskilled and outgunned, emerge not only victorious, but unharmed? He decided not to risk things any further, and ordered half the fleet to warp to the moon, and destroy everything and everyone they found there. From the main window of the bridge, the CO could see a dozen battleships, over 20 cruisers, countless frigates and a carrier warp away to the moon, but he knew that many more ships would be making the journey. The Defiant cruiser would soon be a speck of dust, floating through space.
The comm channels blazed with traffic. From what the CO heard, drones and fighters were launched, Frigates and cruisers attacked in tactical formations from various angles, battleships fired enough Mega Beam weapons to cook planetary oceans. Finally, after 30 minutes of frantic transmissions, the channels fell silent once more. The CO tensed and waited. Eventually, a lone Abbadon battleship returned to the fleet, badly damaged with visible fires burning along its hull. The CO screamed in anger and called up the battleship: "What is the meaning of this!?! I send enough ships to send the fear of God into God himself, all against one lousy ship, and you are the only one that survives!?! How can you explain this disaster!?!"
"But sir, there were two of them..." |
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