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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.04.20 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 23/11/2004 00:38:32
Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 23/11/2004 00:36:11
Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 05/08/2004 19:48:16
Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 21/05/2004 22:06:06
Eve Game Card Co Recruiting Announcement
EGCO is proud to announce another recruitment drive. We are willing to adopt 20 new dealers into our Fade Union crime family. This employment offer is strictly conditional, extremely dangerous and highly lucrative. The following document describes our business values, The 12 Traditions of EGCO and employment expectations. Applications will be accepted in-person, in-game to Capt Hindgrinder only. Carebears, whiners, slow-learners, under 18, spies and former enemies of the Fade Union need not apply. We RP drug-dealers and often get quite wasted together, so if you have children who can overhear you on teamspeak or are easily offended, please do not apply. Primary time zones - EST and GMT.(Canucks,Brits,Yanks)
Eve Game Card Co TOKE Technology Business Values
Declassified by C.H.
TOKE Technology
T reat ALL other players with respect and dignity. (no local smack talk, no sploits, lots of laughs)
O perate while intoxicated without handicap. (ability to speak/read fluent drunkaneese a definite asset)
K now our friends, kill our enemies and always repay our debts.(ability to memorize a LONG KOS list necessary)
E xcel in every venture we embark upon through excellence in innovation.(Disorganization is a sign of genius)
EGCO Political Business Values:
Declassified by C.H.
All EGCO senior diplomats are trained to think twice before saying nothing. We feel that Diplomacy is the art of having our way with people and fully understand that 1/2 of you reading this are below average players. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your own principles, this being a simple task, as we have none.
EGCO Alt Character Business Values:
Declassified by C.H.
Schizophrenia beats working alone. We encourage you to use your alt characters like the mules they are and understand that experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. If you cannot be self-sufficient when we are not online - you are not EGCO material.
EGCO Military Business Values:
Declassified by C.H.
"War with FU does not determine who is right - War with FU determines who is left."
All EGCO fighter pilots consume copious amounts of exile, x-instinct, crash, drop, frentix, mindflood, sooth sayer, nerve sticks and blue pills because we know that a clear conscience is facilitated by poor short-term memory. Just ask our SOP Director:
Evl Homer > "I've hunted them all, i've podded them all - and i don't remember a damn thing....hey where is the link for the KOS list again - i lost it."
The 12 Traditions of EGCO
1. We are a small part of a greater whole. The Fade Union must continue to live, or most of us will surely die.
2. For our Corporate purpose there is but 1 Ultimate Goal - FUN. Our leaders are but trusted servants; they do not govern.
3. Personal resolve for wealth and dope are part of our ongoing commitment to get higher.
4. Our Corp is autonomous except in matters affecting other FU Corps or the FU as a whole.
5. Each EGCO Executive has but 1 primary purpose - to foster allied progress through means of enemy suffering.
6. Each EGCO Executive ought never endorse, finance or lend the FU name to any personal agenda or outside enterprise,
7. Each EGCO Executive ought to be fully self-supporting, declining outside contributions.
8. EGCO shall remain forever unprofessional, preferring to have FUN rather than embrace rigid conformity.
9. As such, EGCO ought never be organized, preferring to wander nomadically in the deepest of 0.0 space.
10. EGCO has no opinion on outside issues related to the Empires, hence the EGCO name be kept low profile and our drug dealing operations undisturbed by Concord.
11. Our RP policy is based on addiction rather than promotion and we need always maintain anonymity of press and radio.
12. The Fade Union is the host of all our Traditions, ever reminding us to place principals before personalities.
Specific Employment Conditions:
1. Must have a mic and be willing to use teamspeak at all times when online.
2. Must have no previous FU enemy employment record. (Exceptions in extreme cases only)
3. Must have 2+ hours DAILY of active gametime. (no exceptions)
4. Must submit screenshot of character login screen. (Non-edited)
The Fine Print
[i]Replies and questions can be posted here but please allow 24-48 hrs for an official reply. We reserve the right to point and laugh @ you and specifically disclaim any and all liability for any and all po |
HyperBaton
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Posted - 2004.04.20 17:32:00 -
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Join these guys, they're hilarious. I love it when Hindgrinder trades me a Blue Pill 
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.04.20 17:46:00 -
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Might wanna get a mod to put a suitable subject on this thread 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.04.20 17:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Might wanna get a mod to put a suitable subject on this thread
Our topic of "no subject" puts this thread in a "safe spot" and away from Concord attention. I am hardly surprised that you found it. Josh, If you are interested in growing weed in a chia-pod and would like to make safe-spots for us, feel free to apply.
*smirk*
C.H. |
JoKane
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Posted - 2004.04.20 18:00:00 -
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All these safe spots jokes is getting really boring now. Good luck with the recriutment.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.04.20 18:24:00 -
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Busted, you still sure you dont want a topic title to go with the thread?
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.04.20 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
Busted, you still sure you dont want a topic title to go with the thread?
arg...finks.
Sure - Plz change to:
"Who Wants To Be a Billionaire Booster Dealer" |
Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.04.20 19:51:00 -
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Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 20/04/2004 20:00:42
[Recruitment] Drug Dealers |
HarryManback
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Posted - 2004.04.20 20:05:00 -
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Quote:
1. Must have a mic and be willing to use teamspeak at all times when online.
I get the feeling im gonna get kicked
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Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house. |
Stinky Pete
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Posted - 2004.04.22 16:22:00 -
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I was going to put something here that was worthwile,,,,,,,,,,,,,but umm,,,yeah
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DeathBunny
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Posted - 2004.04.22 16:43:00 -
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Yes C.H. is damn funny lol
Fear The Bunny
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.04.23 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Stinky Pete
I was going to put something here that was worthwile,,,,,,,,,,,,,but umm,,,yeah
I told u man....don't do the mindflood until AFTER you write your post.
C.H. |
Owi
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Posted - 2004.05.21 08:52:00 -
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Edited by: Owi on 21/05/2004 09:06:37
Nice post Capt . !!
Lets hope we get good recruits like me :P
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.05.21 09:15:00 -
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Capt, TGIF here... i need a new claw. 
Oh btw! Capt is nice guy. 
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.05.21 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: DREAMWORKS
Capt, TGIF here... i need a new claw.
Oh btw! Capt is nice guy.
Done. Advise me in-game where you would like it delivered to.
And hey, don't tell people i'm a "nice guy" - it will ruin my rep.
C.H. |
Owi
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Posted - 2004.05.27 10:56:00 -
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Join the best corp ever !
( Spampost to put the post back on top ^^ )
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.05.28 10:43:00 -
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As character witness of Hindgrinders totally whack behaviour please read below official Eve-I article.
Hindgrinder, at it since may 2003
Tempting corp to join I must say. But getting closer then the few jumps I'm now migth endanger my (mental) health I guess.
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Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know.
Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online
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Waagaa Ktlehr
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Posted - 2004.05.28 11:05:00 -
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I've met them in Detorid as my enemy and I must say I repect EGCO. They don't smack and seem to have a sense of humor :)
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I am a love machine, feeding my fantasy, give me a kiss or three, have fun!
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Harakiri
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Posted - 2004.05.28 11:44:00 -
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Haha! this must be one of the best recruitment threads I ever read!
Join them! 
PS: Where do I delever that shipment with blue pills?
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.05.28 18:34:00 -
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You can drop em off at my place m8, I'll hold em for hindgrinder.
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Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know.
Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online
Solutions to your issues. |
Einheriar Ulrich
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Posted - 2004.05.28 18:45:00 -
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Edited by: Einheriar Ulrich on 28/05/2004 18:47:20
Respect them, they know what they are doing, C.H showed me all the colours, i will never be the same again
So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar.
****Minion Of VOTF****
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lorddark99
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Posted - 2004.06.18 02:28:00 -
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hi e1,
sence i came here with jake im my walet i have colected over 20k of ark . got 2 new ship, new blue prints, andd all the drugs i want for the eve player i have build up i will ever need  . so if u would like to injoy eve with many diffent stilies of game play. join this corp its a blast. u will learn a lot about the eve world form some of the player that injoy helping out all!! not the corp. an with as many plers i have came across u should no my still. its up straight up and no bull. so if u want to play and injoy a super group of player. please email us and chat to learn more about the corp and type of personality we share to make it way funner then being by a corp money machine " they want all and u get jack!!" not here its yours and that it!
that is all i have to say please feel free to ask questions and will help u out . u deside if we are right for u not if the corp is right for us. sinceraly lorddark9 P.S. remember if u scream in space no one can hear u 
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.06.18 02:43:00 -
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They smock tabacco and drink Quafe
Definitly good guys
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Ben Freegate
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Posted - 2004.06.18 04:34:00 -
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Please drop me a line, I've been trying to set up this hydroponics kit in my merlin for months.
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Evl Flanders
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Posted - 2004.08.05 21:11:00 -
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20 new agent runners eh?
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Evl Flanders
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Posted - 2004.08.05 21:11:00 -
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20 new agent runners eh?
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Stinky Pete
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Posted - 2004.08.06 14:33:00 -
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LOL what? Oh yeah, join EGCO. I think I am in that corp to.
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Stinky Pete
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Posted - 2004.08.06 14:33:00 -
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LOL what? Oh yeah, join EGCO. I think I am in that corp to.
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.11.23 00:34:00 -
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Pre-Shiva Bump
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2004.11.23 00:34:00 -
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Pre-Shiva Bump
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