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doctorstupid2 Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.04.13 21:56:00 - [1] So this started when I probed out a prophecy on a mission, flown by an 04 character, and proceeded to smash it apart with my ishtar. VICTIM > **l ur mother VICTIM > i all blood corsairs PERSON 1 > haha your funny doctorstupid2 > NO U VICTIM > ta mere la pute VICTIM > sale batard PERSON 2 > so whats he flying? PERSON 2 > doctor PERSON 2 > i mean VICTIM > ishtar doctorstupid2 > that's a lie VICTIM > no VICTIM > u have a ishtar VICTIM > ** u mother VICTIM > killmail doctorstupid2 > complete fabrication PERSON 2 > nanod? doctorstupid2 > hell no VICTIM > nanod? PERSON 2 > nano-fit PERSON 2 > i.e. doing 4km/s VICTIM > dunno PERSON 2 > did he come and sit next to you or orbit at distance? VICTIM > killmail again VICTIM > i was doing a ***** mission VICTIM > i dont know PERSON 2 > ok ok chill PERSON 2 > if you expect me to avenge your deah i need some details PERSON 1 > y r u so mad 4 VICTIM > ryder ur mother is mad VICTIM > so stfu now doctorstupid2 > LOL PERSON 1 > haha ill kil u if u come out haha doctorstupid2 > your loot was complete crap, but man does this make up for it VICTIM > ** ur mother doctorstupid2 > yes you mentioned that few minutes later PERSON 1 > ill be on the look 4 u in like 5 month so look out doctorstupid2 > why in 5 months? PERSON 1 > because i ll have a big ship by that time doctorstupid2 > oh snap Now later he comes back in a punisher, and it only gets better. VICTIM > welcome back noob VICTIM > what a noob corporation u have :x VICTIM > are u there VICTIM > noob . VICTIM > ? PERSON 3 > Whom are u talking with? VICTIM > with doctor the noob VICTIM > and his teammates Now at the time I didn't think anything strange of the teammates comment, even though I'd killed him alone. What followed however is timeless. He had been running around warping to moons talking in local, still in his punisher, I came out in my taranis, narrowly missing him a couple times before finally warping in at the right range and popping him in 4 vollies. VICTIM > u fired alone ? doctorstupid2 > yes VICTIM > no :x doctorstupid2 > killmail PERSON 4 > lol VICTIM > u were not alone doctorstupid2 > you know that drones arent people, right? doctorstupid2 > Warrior II = not a person PERSON 4 > rofl VICTIM > doctor PERSON 5 > lol doctorstupid2 > that would explain why you were complaining about teammates when i killed you with an ishtar, though, lol PERSON 6 > LOL PERSON 7 > I feel priviliged to have been on local for this entire conversation, I thought y'all should know. PERSON 5 > just lol I love my job Nostalgia \| Deadspace2 RECRUIT ME!
Corwain Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR	Posted - 2008.04.13 22:14:00 - [2] I got a pretty good one today, guy convos me after I pop his Caracal in a losec belt: Victim > nke Victim > **er Corwain > If you wanted to pay ransdom your convo is a bit late Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Corwain > Indeed, fapping as we speak Victim > wanjer Victim > #er Victim > er Corwain > Bring me another kill please? I need stimulation Victim > erer Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Victim > er Victim > **er Corwain > Mhmm, and what does your phychiatrist say? -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Lithalnas Amarr Headcrabs	Posted - 2008.04.13 22:15:00 - [3] makes me all warm inside just reading it. and your a one man blob congratulations! ------------- fixed for greater eve content
Khadur Minmatar Black Water.	Posted - 2008.04.13 22:22:00 - [4]
doctorstupid2 Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.04.13 22:30:00 - [5] Originally by: Lithalnas and your a one man blob congratulations! This has always been the case Nostalgia \| Deadspace2 RECRUIT ME!
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.13 22:37:00 - [6] Reminds me of that post where some newb got all ****ed that it wasn't a fair 1v1 because he ganged up on said newbie with drones. If that makes any sense.
Bellum Eternus Gallente Death of Virtue Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.04.13 23:31:00 - [7] \o/ Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I
Orar Ironfist Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion	Posted - 2008.04.14 00:00:00 - [8] Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
Vanessa Vale	Posted - 2008.04.14 00:55:00 - [9] Originally by: doctorstupid2 VICTIM > u were not alone doctorstupid2 > you know that drones arent people, right? doctorstupid2 > Warrior II = not a person Best snippet ever. Minmatar Boost Brigade
Mozohl Amarr Artificial Intelligence Inc	Posted - 2008.04.14 01:04:00 - [10] Haha, wonderful just wonderful. May I ask that you eve mail me the name of the guy? He's obviously from my language community and I would really like to congratulate him on his classy behavior and for bravely fighting a gang of 6 Pilots (1 in a Ishtar and 5 flying Ogres II). Hell I will tip you for it.
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.04.14 02:18:00 - [11] lol... I never get hate mail/convos anymore ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Monkey Saturday SAS Elite Ops Chaos Incarnate.	Posted - 2008.04.14 02:31:00 - [12] Damn, nice one m8. Best I ever got was a guy screaming at me in local, calling me a ***** for not shooting him with "all my guns". Well, I laughed a lot, since I was in an ares and he in a celestis and I hadn't fit anything but a standard missile launcher with t1 missiles. Nearly took him out too when he logged, but i just didn't have the dps to finish the job before the 15 minute timer ran out. Solo roaming in an ares...I'm dumb sometimes
Stakhanov Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.04.14 04:51:00 - [13] Originally by: doctorstupid2 VICTIM > ta mere la pute VICTIM > sale batard ...french carebears /o\ As a french pirate , I make it a point to go after them whenever I get the chance
Corstaad Minmatar Vardr ok Lidskjalv	Posted - 2008.04.14 05:29:00 - [14] I used to get reminded daily from some guy I pod'd awhile ago. He'd send me some stupid mail like 2008.04.05 20:05 one week ago you pod'd me. I have not forgotten Then add to my bounty when I guess he got enuff veld.I get random bounties now and I hope he's still putting them on.
Tzar'rim Reckless Corsairs	Posted - 2008.04.14 09:10:00 - [15] I've been harassing a few corps in some cluster of systems, one of the main guys from a corp there always greets me with "Tzar'rim FACK YOU!!!!!1". I've been roaming elsewhere for about 2 weeks, I come back in my old system and guess what... "Tzar'rim FACK YOU!!!!!1" It's great.
Tchell Dahhn Amarr Deny Reality	Posted - 2008.04.14 14:34:00 - [16] Originally by: techzer0 lol... I never get hate mail/convos anymore Do you still kill people? Maybe that's your problem.
Omarvelous Destry's Lounge XIII Legio	Posted - 2008.04.14 17:08:00 - [17] Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Originally by: techzer0 lol... I never get hate mail/convos anymore Do you still kill people? Maybe that's your problem. ZING!
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.04.14 17:34:00 - [18] I was wondering where the OP was going with this until I got to the bit about Warrior II = not a person. LOLd hard.
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic	Posted - 2008.04.15 01:17:00 - [19] iv only ever got one hate mail, it simply said to worm my ass, no idea what it meant but i was happy to get one :)
Kumq uat Gallente Trinity Nova Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.15 01:43:00 - [20] I never got hate mail :( I got stuff like "Well, at least if i was gonna be killed I was killed by you." I mean WTF. Give me some comedy gold people. BTW, anybody remember Tick tock, tick tock? heh ------------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author and goat molestor. Herrooooooo Kitty!
ridik ulass Cosa Nostra.	Posted - 2008.04.15 08:21:00 - [21] Edited by: ridik ulass on 15/04/2008 08:22:17 i was in the room with another member of blood blind and he got a convo of hate mail about you stupid(EDIT://doctor that is lol) ill try get his logs and post em for more lols Blood on my torp or isk in my wallet
kessah Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.04.15 09:27:00 - [22] i never get these posts anymore, no one puts in the effort to really try to slag you off. Always just get a mail saying a bad word... Doc u so blobbed him though! Who in bdcor got called a docking exploiter last week??
Lars Lodar Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.04.15 09:34:00 - [23] Not me. I've gotten a couple hate mails but none nearly as good doctors. I will miss our random bouts of macro hunting which alway ****ed Kessah off. Not to mention using Chinese translators to harass them in local.
HandofSatan	Posted - 2008.04.15 12:43:00 - [24] hate mail...HA! dying is part of the game. It upsets me that people play a game that involves weapons and real life people to use them on but would rather not fight...now probing out people in missions is different. I think it shouldnt be possible. but camping the gate to catch that person I'm all for :P
Kharadran Sullath Caldari The Fallen Gingerbread Men Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.04.15 13:28:00 - [25] Originally by: doctorstupid2 VICTIM > u were not alone doctorstupid2 > you know that drones arent people, right? doctorstupid2 > Warrior II = not a person [...] doctorstupid2 > that would explain why you were complaining about teammates when i killed you with an ishtar, though, lol I lol'd. Badly. ------- Insured criminals? Originally by: Fifth Horseman Similarly your insurance doesn't pay out if you fill your car with Gold Bullion and park it in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
isdisco3 Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.04.15 14:23:00 - [26] I've been pirating / terrorizing for some time now, and only gotten one piece of evemail smack. Subject was: "GG killing a nub" content was: "... jerkface!" I put it on veto forums so everyone could give me praise and tell me what an awesome pirate I am, but the wonderful members of our forums promptly derailed the thread. It is now full of pictures of bears. My happiness was ruined.
Bhodistafa Gallente Amen Anera	Posted - 2008.04.15 15:38:00 - [27] Originally by: isdisco3 My happiness was ruined. LOL Snappy, very snappy! I got called a punk a$$ed ***** for ninja salvaging someones wrecks once. Guy even thought to suicide me with his raven! Even brought an alt in a rifter to tackle my me. Now that's a bad attitude...
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Heretic Logistics	Posted - 2008.04.15 16:04:00 - [28] I remember I was like that before I learned not to take EVE so seriously. Now I can laugh at this kind of thing. What a loser this guy was. And he was '04? That's mother******* hilarious. ----- CEO, Heretic Logistics Dance Commander
Goyda Veni Vidi Vici. XIII Legio	Posted - 2008.04.15 16:15:00 - [29] OMG I laughed so hard at this. Love the double gank ! Aren't the tears SO tasty. Reminds me of someone in nalvula (a random in a mission) who had a stabbed out mega, when I warped in got 'em into structure before he warped off. Then I got heckled for being a noob pirate. Then posted my bio in local, like he had some secret information. Kept saying I wouldn't 1v1 him in local, couple of days later I popped him in his malestrom while he was looting wrecks...and did it 1v1. :) He was so mad he even anchored a can in nalvula labelled "Goyda must die." He changed it every so often to read something funny about me. It was like a monument to me. Wonder if it's still there. but my all time fav, is the first hate mail I ever got..only one line...it read.... "Death....expect it soon."
Hanso Sparxx	Posted - 2008.04.15 16:32:00 - [30] Too much AOL speak... hurts head... :owww:
Havohej Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood	Posted - 2008.04.25 00:58:00 - [31] I, Havohej, hereby necro this thread for all of the carebears poasting in C&P over the last couple of days. El'Tar hasn't posted anything funny in the last few hours, so... thanks, doctorstupid2, for this retroactive laughter. Here's to you. л┬╥▬─ ~ ~ ~
doctorstupid2 Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.04.25 02:03:00 - [32] \o/ Nostalgia \| Deadspace2 \| Deadspace
Octavius Omega Caldari LUBE INC.	Posted - 2008.04.25 03:03:00 - [33] Originally by: doctorstupid2 \o/ My how doc has grown up I rmeember you when you were a wee nub ♥ Doc -- "Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one is willing to die."
doctorstupid2 Blood Corsair's Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.04.25 03:23:00 - [34] Originally by: Octavius Omega Originally by: doctorstupid2 \o/ My how doc has grown up I rmeember you when you were a wee nub ♥ Doc Wow. That's a name I haven't seen in a long time Nostalgia \| Deadspace2 \| Deadspace
Cikulisuy Amarr Infortunatus Eventus	Posted - 2008.04.25 03:45:00 - [35] o/ doc, you got all the funny convos =( check this out though, probably the funniest lolkill ive seen in a while. http://ineve.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=897 check this guy's bio in game sometime.. i didnt want to blow my high sec status, but that guy totally deserved all the podding he got.. and more.. if you see him, dont hesitate to blow him up. this out of all will remain, they have lived and have tossed; so much of the game will be gain, though the gold and the dice have been lost.

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