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J'inn
Shiva
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Posted - 2008.04.20 01:07:00 -
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Edited by: J''inn on 20/04/2008 01:08:15
Meanwhile . . . JÆinn the INNOCENT (please note the innocent part Fluffy) is on vacation in the American Southwest . . . .
Welp . . . Vacation has gone as expected so far. I have seen 5 different Outlet Malls and I have informed Shop. Rex that her butt does not look fat in about 100 different outfits. I hope there is an exclusion to the Thou Shalt not tell a Whopper Clause for that. There has to be, it was written by a male.
Nevertheless I finally get back to the hotel. Stopping at a bar to get a margarita, and for the thousandth time noting that all the women here are so much hotter than back home I once again wonder how things are going in Tribute. Grrr . . no no EVE now focus on real life . . .hmmmmm I really need to invest in Silicon.... sure is plenty in this bar it seems.
I wonder what silicon sells for in Jita . . . OH MY . . . . I need counseling.
Okay maybe IÆll just log onto the forums real quick. So up to my room I go with my glass of horrid shopping memory eraser - - - and for the first time in a few days I actually get a chance to log onto the internet.
Ah this should be interesting . . . I can finally see how things are going in Eve. Hmm wonder if any of my scams are doing well? And say whatÆs this thread all . . . . . about . . . .
Suddenly, time for JÆinn slows to a stop. Tequila and lime juice drip from the corners of his now slack jaw . . . . and somewhere in the distance . . . a dog barks.
Acccccckk
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BuckWild
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.20 01:21:00 -
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Edited by: BuckWild on 20/04/2008 01:21:17
[/left] Originally by: J'inn
Edited by: J''inn on 20/04/2008 01:08:15
Meanwhile . . . JÆinn the INNOCENT (please note the innocent part Fluffy) is on vacation in the American Southwest . . . .
Welp . . . Vacation has gone as expected so far. I have seen 5 different Outlet Malls and I have informed Shop. Rex that her butt does not look fat in about 100 different outfits. I hope there is an exclusion to the Thou Shalt not tell a Whopper Clause for that. There has to be, it was written by a male.
Nevertheless I finally get back to the hotel. Stopping at a bar to get a margarita, and for the thousandth time noting that all the women here are so much hotter than back home I once again wonder how things are going in Tribute. Grrr . . no no EVE now focus on real life . . .hmmmmm I really need to invest in Silicon.... sure is plenty in this bar it seems.
I wonder what silicon sells for in Jita . . . OH MY . . . . I need counseling.
Okay maybe IÆll just log onto the forums real quick. So up to my room I go with my glass of horrid shopping memory eraser - - - and for the first time in a few days I actually get a chance to log onto the internet.
Ah this should be interesting . . . I can finally see how things are going in Eve. Hmm wonder if any of my scams are doing well? And say whatÆs this thread all . . . . . about . . . .
Suddenly, time for JÆinn slows to a stop. Tequila and lime juice drip from the corners of his now slack jaw . . . . and somewhere in the distance . . . a dog barks.
Acccccckk
ROFL priceless! 
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Ignition SemperFi
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.20 08:08:00 -
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J'inn although you may not think it, is still a mere mortal ;-p
Internet legend for sure!
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Bozl1n
Caldari
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.21 03:35:00 -
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You know what the really funny thing is........
4 pages of replies thinking this is a joke.
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Kai Lae
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.21 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: Ignition SemperFi
another great post from Warrior J'inn
-warning long but sooooo worth the read-
The link I provided to where this is stored by Frey on Xenocorp's site is a bit easier to read. Plus, if you want to, you can also dig into Hsta's version of the holy grail, but it helps if you know SFC or SFB if you do so.
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DeckardIRL
BROTHERHOOD OF SPARTA
Trinity.
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Posted - 2008.04.21 12:43:00 -
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That was pure entertainment 
Deck
Whiskey For CAOD at its best |
Braenca
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Posted - 2008.04.21 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: J'inn
I wonder what silicon sells for in Jita . . . OH MY . . . . I need counseling.
259.88 isk as of 1433 eve time today...
just a thought... can you get silicon by reprocessing Exotic Dancers
anyways... back to topic
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Mola Brufazi
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.04.23 14:03:00 -
[98]
fluffy
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Hehulk
Black Sea Industries
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.23 15:16:00 -
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Thread delivers |
Altrinsic
Win Tech
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:24:00 -
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Great Post!
Haven't lol'd like that since.....
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=750641&page=4
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Vasponger
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.04.24 02:50:00 -
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motion to sticky
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