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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.04.18 12:10:00 -
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Last night I had a nice fillet steak, a few pints of Guinness, and a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
The resulting bottom shennanighans should be classed as chemical warfare. I could clear a room of insurgents out this morning with one carefully placed chuff.
Not sure if the Allsorts were the magic ingredient. Might have to try a bag after my next vindaloo. Might have to wait until the wife is away though.
Just a public service announcement really, unless anyone has some special extra farty recipe tips.  |
jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.18 12:19:00 -
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im suprised you follow through eating all that junk
destroy everything you touch |
ry ry
StateCorp
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.18 12:49:00 -
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yeah, because i **** myself every time i eat a steak too.
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Sqalevon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.04.18 13:22:00 -
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O licorice is the winning ingredient there.
Pro tip, add in some fiber enhanced breakfast fruit drink. |
Zaiyo Modi
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Zaiyo Modi on 18/04/2008 14:05:40
If one is lactose intolerant or close to it, it seem to me that milk and icecream will perhaps bring you closer to being a suitable candidate for winning an international flatulence contest. |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.04.18 14:38:00 -
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Tripple fried egg sandwhich with chutney.
Bend over with a lit taper and you have a new flamethrower. |
annoing
Amarr
MisFunk Inc.
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.18 22:56:00 -
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As I read this thread I swear i could smell your chuff...... powerful indeed you are young padawan
Dwi Cymraig
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jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.18 23:34:00 -
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chuffing heck ! lol |
jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.18 23:37:00 -
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Edited by: jason hill on 18/04/2008 23:43:54
ahh yes ..remind me not be in the same resturant as you ffs  |
Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.04.18 23:42:00 -
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 Originally by: Fink Angel
Last night I had a nice fillet steak, a few pints of Guinness, and a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
The resulting bottom shennanighans should be classed as chemical warfare. I could clear a room of insurgents out this morning with one carefully placed chuff.
Not sure if the Allsorts were the magic ingredient. Might have to try a bag after my next vindaloo. Might have to wait until the wife is away though.
Just a public service announcement really, unless anyone has some special extra farty recipe tips.
Great combination xD If you want to make it even more potent then it already was, you should eat some fried chicken and boiled eggs, and wolf the food down instead of slowly. Drink a more potently carboned drink along with that beer as well, like some soda-pop - root beer is very good for creating gas.
If you want to go for a world record eat some refried beans and a nice spicy dish if you want atomic death-bomb gas. |
Isobe Mitsu
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Posted - 2008.04.18 23:54:00 -
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Don't eat large quantity of beans or onions, whatever you do.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Bend over with a lit taper and you have a new flamethrower.
I don't reckon I could light it mate. It would overpower the flame with pure evilness.
We're talking the Hannibal Lechter of the fart world here.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: annoing
As I read this thread I swear i could smell your chuff...... powerful indeed you are young padawan
I was in Ireland at the time. Hmm, wonder if the wind was blowing towards Wales at that moment. Did anyone see a green cloud on the Isle Of Man?
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Isobe Mitsu
Don't eat large quantity of beans or onions, whatever you do.
Sunday night's plan is a vindaloo, some onion bhajis, and the magical Licorice Allsorts to pump it all up a bit. Oh, and maybe some After Eights.
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat
Drink a more potently carboned drink along with that beer as well, like some soda-pop - root beer is very good for creating gas.
Nah man, you don't want to be going for volume of gas.
It's a small pocket of concentrated Devil's Own (tm) gas.
The boiled eggs could be good though, maybe with some of Dave's Insanity Sauce for extra effect.
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Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.04.19 02:27:00 -
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Edited by: Amastat on 19/04/2008 02:29:33
Originally by: Fink Angel
Edited by: Fink Angel on 19/04/2008 01:09:01
Originally by: Amastat
Drink a more potently carboned drink along with that beer as well, like some soda-pop - root beer is very good for creating gas.
Nah man, you don't want to be going for volume of gas.
It's a small pocket of concentrated Devil's Own (tm) gas.
The boiled eggs could be good though, maybe with some Ass Reaper (I kid you not!  ) for extra effect.
Ahahah. EVE-mail me the results.
Yea - it varies from person to person but in some, spicy stuff will actually make your farts smell like the burning-runs of death. The kind that makes the inside of your nostrils catch on fire when the smell hits your nose.
And true - if u want concentrated evil then you should stay away from too much carbonated drinks. If you don't mind being a pig it's more hilarious when you let them off like a machine gun in a room full of people though.
Fried foods are good for making bad gas, especially eating meat (solid beef and chicken do wonders). You can expect to have the runs but you would have the most rank gas on earth I can garuntee you.
Onions I also hear are great but I never really tried much. If it creates more foul gas then volume, then I would recommend blooming onion (they have it in Outback Steak House in the US, dunno if you have that where you are). That I did try and it seemed to have a effect, but that time wasn't intentional
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DevilBunny
Caldari
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.04.19 07:09:00 -
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lol, This thread delivers.
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Zalathar
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.19 14:53:00 -
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Onion soup. 'nuff said.
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Droofy
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Posted - 2008.04.20 07:08:00 -
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I suggest you read that wonderful and well documented novel about a farting specialist called "Evgueny Sokolov", it's from from Serge Gainsbourg.
You'll learn anything you want to know about food combination and farts, i just hope it's translated in english though. You can check the song with the same title as well, it's made at 100% with genuine farts sounds.
Enjoy
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Kalahari Wayrest
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2008.04.20 11:59:00 -
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WTF
I hadn't realized it's a sport. This explains so much...
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Elysarian
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.04.20 12:19:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Tripple fried egg sandwhich with chutney.
Bend over with a lit taper and you have a new flamethrower.
You've missed the Chilli sauce and Cheese off that one!
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Gojyu
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2008.04.20 12:51:00 -
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This thing will theoretically kill people, I haven't been game to actually try it
- Hotdog
- Chilli made with:
- Lots of chilli pepper
- Refried beans
- Sour Cream
- Cheese
- Onions
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.04.21 03:46:00 -
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Distinct lack of Brussel sprouts itt. |
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Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.04.21 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: Gojyu
This thing will theoretically kill people, I haven't been game to actually try it
- Hotdog
- Chilli made with:
- Lots of chilli pepper
- Refried beans
- Sour Cream
- Cheese
- Onions
That sounds very evil - however I feel it would all liekly depend on the cheese. If you pick the right cheese - usually the stuff thats not too hard, but not to soft - but really stinky - the smell could be capable of staining.
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Korran Minare
Gallente
Spaced Cowboys
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:32:00 -
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Baked beans and pepperoni pizza produce a nice potent combo as well
Originally by: Korran Minare
what would you put on space pizza anyway????
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:41:00 -
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Try this. Eat two Big Macs. Wash them down with kefir (a kind of sour milk).
About one hour after doing so, you will suddenly realize that something has gone terribly wrong. There is a sound, whose source you cannot place, like the low roar of a waking elder god. It is of course, accompanied by arcane bubbling and shifting of volatile gases somewhere in the abdomen.
At this point, your ring-piece should be clenched tight enough to whistle Dixie, and your buttocks will be at Defcon 1, ready to spring into action in case of a containment breach. The pressure begins building in your gut. Is it gas? Is it diarrhea? Only one way to find out, really, and that's to let it all out.
If it came out wet (50/50 chance), for god's sake clean yourself up. If it came out dry, take a deep whiff - for truly you are sniffing the essence of Satan's unbathed, poo-berry laden taint. The odor is more debilitating than Russian riot gas, best described as a heady mixture of sulphur, burning tires and advanced human decomposition. It comes in waves. Just when you think your olfactory processes have been permanently scorched, the onslaught begins anew. Your eyesight begins to fail. There are men in white biohazard suits everywhere now, asking you questions, using terms like 'patient zero' and 'the death-cloud'. The news scrolls an ever-increasing list of casualties.
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Sgt Blade
Caldari
Save Yourself Inc.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:56:00 -
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how interesting 
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