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Endeva
Caldari Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:14:00 -
[31]
is this joke?? btw those guys who really wanna recruit him lol:)
Eve needs changes asap |

ry ry
StateCorp Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:36:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 22/04/2008 14:37:17
i'd like to recruit you to mow my lawn. i am prepared to pay you ú5 per hour, and you are free to use any moons orbiting my garden which i have held sovereignty over for more than a year.
i will not be requiring your jump freighter, however you will be expected to fetch me****s & booze from the shop, and at weekends exotic dancers. this will be paid for with isk.
you will not be expected to attend mandatory fleetops. infact it will be encouraged that you don't. for example if i was to have a barbecue i'd expect you to spend that time in 'empire' (the garage) 'mining' (cleaning).
you may also feel free to do as much refining as you like, however it should be noted that the refining is done via the bottle bank at Sainsburys.
eve-mail me back if you agree to my terms.
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Erikel
Cosmic Odyssey Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:02:00 -
[33]
This is hilarious.
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Pod Patrol
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:26:00 -
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I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.
Thanks |

Erikel
Cosmic Odyssey Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:36:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Pod Patrol I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.
Thanks
ROFL. |

Sir Molle
Minmatar Band of Br0thers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Pod Patrol I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.
Thanks

man,you must be insane
there are alot of big corporations out there who own a couple of moons
you want those moons but you lost a carrier in belt? 
i have over 100 cap kills and i never lost a cap i also have over 4000 kills but i would never dare to request something like this
sorry to say but you have some deep problems m8  |

Sir Molle
Minmatar Band of Br0thers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:44:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Pod Patrol I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.
Thanks
btw you sound like a carrabear
you want ships reimbursement and moons but you only rat.
i told you earlier
maybe is time to visit a shrink  |

Sokata
Minmatar Viper Squad Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:49:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Sokata on 22/04/2008 17:50:18
Originally by: Sir Molle
Originally by: Pod Patrol I think my requests are more than reasonable. It's not my fault that your worthless corps can't meet them. If you don't like you don't have to post.
Thanks
hell yeah
i have 60 mil sp but if someone will give me those things i will shoot even my mother 
i also have caps and killmails to prove it
if someone is willing to give you that take me instead 
pls take me take me take me take me 
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Sir Molle
Minmatar Band of Br0thers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 18:12:00 -
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so lets see :
Originally by: Pod Patrol gang of nano losers has my carrier tackled in a belt
the looser is you m8 becouse you ratting like a noob with the carrier
What I expect from you:
- Active Members in EU and US timezones.
- Sov in 0.0 space.
- Access to systems with good true sec and lots of belts.
this is the proof that you are a carrabear
- I would like a couple of promethium or dysprosium moons for personal use.
i can't stop laughing    
- Stations with refining facilities.
second proof that you are a carrabear
- Active policing of your space. (This is a big one. I don't want to see some gang of enemies running rampant in the systems where I'm ratting.)
third proof that you are a carrabear
- Reimbursement of all ships and clones lost to enemy corps and alliances.
again i can't stop laughing  
- I'm looking to build a mothership. I will need to run several mandatory corp mining ops to cover the mineral costs.
you want the corp to help you build a mothership but you do nothing for the corp
What to expect from me.
- A highly skilled member for your roster.
- A jump freighter pilot. I don't mind doing the occasional freighter jump for the corp.
the corp will provide you the jump freighter and if you want maybe you will jump for them
   
- A pvper. I like to join up with the pvp gangs and bubble camp a gate while mining on another character sometimes.
you are the description of a 55 mil sp perfect noob
- A mothership pilot.
this is for pvp not for ratting in the belts 
- Someone to talk to in corp/alliance chat.
- I have vent/ts and will use them when necessary.
vent/ts is mandatory not optional
Please post all responses here or eve mail me in game. I am an alt as mentioned before. I need to get my assets moved out before revealing my true identity.
you must be kidding me  |

coeathal vega
Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 18:40:00 -
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Pod Patrol, I think Perkone is recruiting. Give them a shout. They sound perfect for your needs. ----
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TheArchJudge
Gallente FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 20:21:00 -
[41]
Contact me in-game
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Pod Patrol
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:57:00 -
[42]
Originally by: TheArchJudge Contact me in-game
You were offline when I tried.
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Spyder1226
Port Royal Independent Kontractors Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.04.23 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: Spyder1226 on 23/04/2008 07:24:13 Viper you are such a hypocrite. Perhaps you should try not dying to your own pos before you speak.
Screenie for lols = Linkage
Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: Sofia Roseburn HAIL DRAGONS
You should try and join Dragons of Redemption, one of the best corporations in Triumvirate. You sound like you'd fit in really well.
Yeah, General Dynasty also gives out free supercaps he funds from the corp wallet. Watch out for his polyrokhs though, you can't stop the rokh.
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mamolian
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.04.23 08:44:00 -
[44]
Good troll  |

Dark Flare
Caldari 0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.04.23 15:43:00 -
[45]
Originally by: ry ry Edited by: ry ry on 22/04/2008 14:37:17
i'd like to recruit you to mow my lawn. i am prepared to pay you ú5 per hour, and you are free to use any moons orbiting my garden which i have held sovereignty over for more than a year.
i will not be requiring your jump freighter, however you will be expected to fetch me****s & booze from the shop, and at weekends exotic dancers. this will be paid for with isk.
you will not be expected to attend mandatory fleetops. infact it will be encouraged that you don't. for example if i was to have a barbecue i'd expect you to spend that time in 'empire' (the garage) 'mining' (cleaning).
you may also feel free to do as much refining as you like, however it should be noted that the refining is done via the bottle bank at Sainsburys.
eve-mail me back if you agree to my terms.
<3 you Ry. |

Elise Randolph
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2008.04.23 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Neescha so, you are looking for:
- a free jumpfreighter - a free mothership - isk if you lose your carrier while ratting in a belt - 6+ bil isk per month - cheap ganks at gatecamps - other people protecting you while you rat/mine
you offer: - badly specced pvp chars (caldari pvp without recons = fail)
is that about right?
I lol'd ---------- Ordained minister with the Universal Life Church Monastery. |

Ulstan
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Posted - 2008.04.23 20:53:00 -
[47]
Obvious troll is obvious
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bLuEbErRy MuFfInMaN
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:10:00 -
[48]
lol he expects the corp to mine him a mothership Join The Muffin Factory
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Sir Molle
Minmatar Band of Br0thers
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:17:00 -
[49]
Originally by: bLuEbErRy MuFfInMaN lol he expects the corp to mine him a mothership
dont forget that is "mandatory"
    
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Lui Ling
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Posted - 2008.04.24 00:03:00 -
[50]
I would contact KOTH Fluf in-game if I were you. MM has everything you require.
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Rowan Chiquar
The Knights of the New Republic Giant Space Amoeba
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Posted - 2008.04.24 02:01:00 -
[51]
All I can is that your looking for a mega alliance that is willing to give you all the high class assets they have worked for so you can rat in the best ratting belts you can in a carrier and not fear getting killed for doing so, as well as have personal direct access to some of the most valuable moons in game for your sole use and that they Mine you a Mothership.
Mate I don't know where you get off but theres no-one that would give a new recruit that, maybe a 6 month old member thats proven themselves but no way a new recruit... Thats just an insane list. GL and I pity who ever takes you onboard.
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D'ceet
Shadows of the Dead Vae Victis.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 02:46:00 -
[52]
this thread makes me smile =D Official D'ceet CSM Page.
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Bloodlet Eyes
Shadows of the Dead Vae Victis.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 02:49:00 -
[53]
Who's willing to bet this guy ebay'ed this account?
I'd bet the next 3 months of rating bounties and loot that you didnt skill up your toon.
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Pod Patrol
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Posted - 2008.04.24 09:55:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Bloodlet Eyes Who's willing to bet this guy ebay'ed this account?
I'd bet the next 3 months of rating bounties and loot that you didnt skill up your toon.
thats a lie m8
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Atomusuku
Trill Crabulas
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Posted - 2008.04.24 12:13:00 -
[55]
Bumping this epic failure of a thread.  |

Elias Modron
Rage For Order Nihil-Obstat
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Posted - 2008.04.24 12:15:00 -
[56]
This thread is the best thread. |

Astarte Nosferatu
Minmatar Canes Pugnaces
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Posted - 2008.04.24 14:36:00 -
[57]
/me thinks Pod Patrol is actually a Goon.
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Hareem
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.24 16:28:00 -
[58]
Tears of laughter
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:49:00 -
[59]
With this demands he must be eve¦s best pilote
C/D?
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Mestor Riklar
The Fated Odyssey.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:51:00 -
[60]
Oh man, it would be so awesome if this guy was serious. Sadly I suspect that is not the case. :(
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