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Plaude Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.29 23:31:00 -
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Ann133566 wrote:You begin to suspecy everyone is out to get you.
Begin? I always suspect everyone is out to get me. Especially in real life. Maybe that explains why people claim I'm not very sociable...
Ann133566 wrote:You have memorised the dmg types to use and shield set up for every faction in eve. Whats more you recognise the different types of turrets they use by looking at their ship.
And that's a bad thing?
On-topic:
You know you've played too much EVE when you go to a recycling center, expecting to find a Minmatar Ship.
You've played too much EVE when you take the train and refer to the stations as "Jumps". |
Astrid Stjerna
Teraa Matar
620
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Posted - 2012.02.29 23:55:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:You know you play to much EVE if someone hands you a contract...
And you read it.
That's just common sense.
In my days with T-Mobile, I had a lady that interrupted my reading of the celphone upgrade contract with 'whatever you're saying, I agree to it, I don't need to hear the contract'.
I stopped reading at that point, thanked her very much, completed the order as requested, and then noted on the account that the customer had 'accepted any and all terms of the contract by stating verbally 'Whatever you say, I agree to it' ". The contract could have said, 'I agree to wear a rainbow trout on my head for thirty days', and legally she'd be bound to that agreement.
Anyway....
You know you play too much EvE when.....
You inadvertantly refer to your antidepressant medication as 'Vitoc' one day and don't understand why your signifigant other is giving you a funny look.
Monoclegate: because calling it 'Doorgate' would just be silly. |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.02.29 23:59:00 -
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Astrid Stjerna wrote:
That's just common sense.
Why is it called common sense if it isn't common...
I just don't get it.  |
Yoma Karima
Kuloldas
7
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Posted - 2012.03.01 01:15:00 -
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You wake up and the first thing you think is "where did i park my ferox"
Those who wish to end War wish to end what it means to be human.
Those who advocate War do not know its power.
Yet Those who learn from War will be remembered for all time.
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MadMuppet
Kerguelen Station
154
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Posted - 2012.03.01 01:42:00 -
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The vending machine takes your money and you write it off to getting ganked and move on with your life rather than get mad about it.
Buff Hybrid Guns!!!! |
Frank Madox
Solarwind Interstellar Mining and Production Ltd
3
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Posted - 2012.03.01 01:45:00 -
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When you're on the metro and you start thinking of the stations as the number jumps remaining. |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
585
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Posted - 2012.03.01 01:57:00 -
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Astrid Stjerna wrote:
You inadvertantly refer to your antidepressant medication as 'Vitoc' one day and don't understand why your signifigant other is giving you a funny look.
Maybe I'm too much into the RP and backstory, but that's friggin scary! 
Back on topic:
Eve is a chat client for you to get in touch with friends.
Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |
Delici Feelgood
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2012.03.01 02:43:00 -
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.... watch the postman walk past the trashcan and wonder about better ways of can baiting him. |
ACESsiggy
VC Academy
21
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:01:00 -
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Come across bugs.
GÇ£The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.GÇ¥ |
Brock Nelson
378
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Posted - 2012.03.01 05:06:00 -
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When you're driving on the road and you get nervous if you see something with "Concord" on it and think that there are cops nearby.
Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Amber Katelo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.03.01 06:24:00 -
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FeralShadow wrote:you make sex jokes by relating them to internet spaceships.
you know what i'm talking about...
As we were about to be intimate, my SO said, and I kid you not, "Docking request accepted." I fell over laughing. |
Tiberius Amzadee
The Omega Sovereign Flux Initiative
9
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Posted - 2012.03.01 07:02:00 -
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"You know you've played too much EVE when you................."
Sign on and answer threads like this late at night. |
Valei Khurelem
394
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Posted - 2012.03.01 07:45:00 -
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You try to use the left mouse button while playing new vegas and end up killing yourself instead with a missile launcher.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Samillian
Moonshine Industries
The Last Chancers.
88
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Posted - 2012.03.01 09:23:00 -
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When you wake up on the sofa mouse in one hand, divorce papers in the other. |
Nirnias Stirrum
Ore Mongers
BricK sQuAD.
18
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Posted - 2012.03.01 11:18:00 -
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When you sign off work emails with your ingame name.... Yes this has happened to me |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
27
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Posted - 2012.03.01 11:21:00 -
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Too much eve? See what happened to me.
When smuggling cigarettes from Slovenija to Austria (where i live) with my bike i ran into a gate camp set up by an alliance called "customs". No way to cloak or mwd away, as they insta locked me. They ransomed me for Gé¼ 300, but at least they did-¦nt pod (arrest) me.
True story. |
J'Poll
Pioneer's of the Galantic Wars
130
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Posted - 2012.03.01 11:57:00 -
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You walk out of the store only to expect to be suicide ganked by someone.
Walk into a store and say, Jita is quiet today.
If you look around you for CONCORD after you just hit someone.
You go to the doctor to see if your clone is still up to date.
Inject your skillbook before you leave the station. Neo didnGÇÖt learn Kung-Fu by having it sit in his usb drive.-á
If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, poke it with your gun and then shoot it.
We are not running, we are advancing in the opposite direction |
wizzard66
Evolution
0
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Posted - 2012.03.01 12:48:00 -
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When you look at your wife and wish to repackage her  |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
154
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Posted - 2012.03.01 12:56:00 -
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One you call bad neighborhoods "low-sec"
I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec.-áMake FW worth our time. Reword us for what we already do.Give us some more activities to do. |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
28
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Posted - 2012.03.01 14:19:00 -
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When you can hold a conversation about eve with co-workers (who have never even played eve) and they actually understand what you're talking about.
When you look at the speedometer in your car and wonder why it's upside-down.
When one of your chars' employment record is longer than your RL military service record. (I hit that point a month ago)
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
38
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Posted - 2012.03.01 14:41:00 -
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LOL, yea, this topic has been done to death, but I still find it funny.
I knew I played to much EVE when i was watching the TV show COPS with my wife, say a guy get Tased and actually struggled to not yell "POINT!". |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
391
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Posted - 2012.03.01 14:59:00 -
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Cry yourself to sleep at night wishing that you had a girlfriend or just anything apart from this game to take up the lonely unused hours in your life.
This ticking any boxes people
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder
Thundering Herd
355
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Posted - 2012.03.01 15:39:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I was looking at some firearm parts and general reloading equipment and seeing very huge price ranges. For example a melting pot for lead (for casting bullets) can cost from $30 US to over $300 US.
Let me guess.......DOOMSDAY Prepper ?????? 
OMG He Spent His Free-áAURUM !
God is simply-áthe very extraordinary power of the Universe to organize Itself as percieved.
-á-á- Lee Smolin "Three Roads to Quantum Gravity" |
Joe Skellington
Scientific Nano Technologies Institute
41
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Posted - 2012.03.01 16:40:00 -
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Get an EVE tattoo?
-á-á |\__/|-á
-á/ @ @ \ -á-á
-á( > -¦ < )-á
-á`-+-+x-½-½-¦
-á-á / O \ |
Joe Skellington
13th Tribe of Kobol Expeditionary
57
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Posted - 2012.04.23 14:46:00 -
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See at least one of these threads every other month.
-á-á |\__/|-á
-á/ @ @ \ -á-á
-á( > -¦ < )-á
-á`-+-+x-½-½-¦
-á-á / O \ |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1356
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Posted - 2012.04.23 14:54:00 -
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When you necro a thread because we need MORE of these.
It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
Cavel Avada
Jericho Faction
Rising Phoenix Alliance
2
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Posted - 2012.04.23 15:44:00 -
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When your actions in EVE become so mundane that conversation in Teamspeak strays into Religion or Politics. |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.04.23 16:00:00 -
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You wonder why the **** you still play this game. |
Lord Dravius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
18
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Posted - 2012.04.23 16:18:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:You know you've played too much EVE when you.....
Post this thread. |
Pertuabo Enkidgan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.04.23 16:55:00 -
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When you use Aura's ''Docking Request accepted'' sound file as a confirmation when you login into Windows 7
When you use Aura's ''Your cargohold is full'' When your hard drive is full
When you leave your house and close the door and say ''warp drive active'' |
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