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Usaria
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Posted - 2008.04.25 01:17:00 -
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CCP Developer #1: "Hey guys how's that Ambulation project thing goin? CCP Developer #2: "It's almost ready it's gonna be so cool, the graphics are gonna be so great and you can walk around and do stuff!" #1: "Fantastic, hey btw, We are going to make it so that everyone in EVe is in a giant empire war...doesn't that sound cool??" #2: "FAR OUT! Man thats a great idea, glad we are doing this after the 2 years of trying to get it done!!" Customer #1: "Dude....there's only 5 of us in gang, why did the whole node just crash?" Customer #2: "There's 200 people in this backwater no use empire system and they are all afk...." Customer #1: "Jita is on it's own node and still fails....man I wish CCP would fix all the lag issues with this game...all they have to do is add more systems so people can spread out more and the lag should lessen....or atleast put in more node so there isn't so much stress on each one...what is CCP doing anyway?" CCP Developer #1: "MAN A TOTAL EMPIRE WAR WITH PEOPLE WALKING AROUND IN STATION IS GONNA BE FABULOUS!@" CCP Developer #2: I KNOW!!!....whats with all these petitions?...hang on *copy/paste copy/paste* stupid customers always buggin me when I'm tryin to make tons of useless but graphically appealing stuff for the game...why can't they understand???" Customer #1: "Why do I keep paying for a queue timer...."
...Is it clear....YET, ccp?
I can go on....if it's not...
#1 stop wasting our money on crap that is going to epic fail (Ambulation) #2 when faced with a problem with lag in every part of the eve universe....do NOT place the whole eve universe into a giant racial empire war... #3 To fix the lag...ADD MORE SYSTEMS...how about a new hi-sec area on the OTHER SIDE of 0.0?....neat how good ideas like that sound huh? #4 Add more nodes, and divide the constellations upon them to lessen the stress on the already chain-smoking node's.... #5 Jita....jita.....jita....2 nodes? *gasp* can it be done?....or maybe we need a giant empire war...riiiight...or oo...lets walk around in stations....
Hope I educated...SOMEONE in CCP as to their current situation....
-Usaria
4/29, never forget....
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Jonis Sinmaker
Dead Hooker Industries The OSS
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Posted - 2008.04.25 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Usaria CCP Developer #1: "Hey guys how's that Ambulation project thing goin? CCP Developer #2: "It's almost ready it's gonna be so cool, the graphics are gonna be so great and you can walk around and do stuff!" #1: "Fantastic, hey btw, We are going to make it so that everyone in EVe is in a giant empire war...doesn't that sound cool??" #2: "FAR OUT! Man thats a great idea, glad we are doing this after the 2 years of trying to get it done!!" Customer #1: "Dude....there's only 5 of us in gang, why did the whole node just crash?" Customer #2: "There's 200 people in this backwater no use empire system and they are all afk...." Customer #1: "Jita is on it's own node and still fails....man I wish CCP would fix all the lag issues with this game...all they have to do is add more systems so people can spread out more and the lag should lessen....or atleast put in more node so there isn't so much stress on each one...what is CCP doing anyway?" CCP Developer #1: "MAN A TOTAL EMPIRE WAR WITH PEOPLE WALKING AROUND IN STATION IS GONNA BE FABULOUS!@" CCP Developer #2: I KNOW!!!....whats with all these petitions?...hang on *copy/paste copy/paste* stupid customers always buggin me when I'm tryin to make tons of useless but graphically appealing stuff for the game...why can't they understand???" Customer #1: "Why do I keep paying for a queue timer...."
...Is it clear....YET, ccp?
I can go on....if it's not...
#1 stop wasting our money on crap that is going to epic fail (Ambulation) #2 when faced with a problem with lag in every part of the eve universe....do NOT place the whole eve universe into a giant racial empire war... #3 To fix the lag...ADD MORE SYSTEMS...how about a new hi-sec area on the OTHER SIDE of 0.0?....neat how good ideas like that sound huh? #4 Add more nodes, and divide the constellations upon them to lessen the stress on the already chain-smoking node's.... #5 Jita....jita.....jita....2 nodes? *gasp* can it be done?....or maybe we need a giant empire war...riiiight...or oo...lets walk around in stations....
Hope I educated...SOMEONE in CCP as to their current situation....
-Usaria
4/29, never forget....
I completely endorse this product and or service -------- Semper Fi, Jonis Sinmaker
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Enkilil
Minmatar Carbon Moon Corporation
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Posted - 2008.04.25 20:08:00 -
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QFT!!!!1!
/confirmed for brawl
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Dirty Rider
Caldari The High and Mighty
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Posted - 2008.04.26 00:51:00 -
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You have my support...apparently ccp is too interested in making new problems for they players then to accurately fix the ones we have had for years, or the ones that we have had for years, that "supposedly" where fixed, but are still very much failbroke
ya, lets all walk around a station...last time i checked....THIS IS AN INTERNET SPACE SHIP GAME...not some stupid ass "walk around a station cus the spaceship part is far beyond epic fail".
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=756466 for my little rant\workarounds. Feel free to post your opinions\issues\comments\flames\smack
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ThaDollaGenerale
Endless Destruction Total Eclipse Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.26 10:51:00 -
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I do agree with some of this but in the matter of public interest.
Rain Drops Fall on Leaves Players Become Unhappy Your Stuff, Can I have?
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Poht
Minmatar Taurus Inc
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Posted - 2008.04.26 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale I do agree with some of this but in the matter of public interest.
Rain Drops Fall on Leaves Players Become Unhappy Your Stuff, Can I have?
Rofl,,,,, Elegant!
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WashuChanUK
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.26 12:31:00 -
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Originally by: Dirty Rider You have my support...apparently ccp is too interested in making new problems for they players then to accurately fix the ones we have had for years, or the ones that we have had for years, that "supposedly" where fixed, but are still very much failbroke
ya, lets all walk around a station...last time i checked....THIS IS AN INTERNET SPACE SHIP GAME...not some stupid ass "walk around a station cus the spaceship part is far beyond epic fail".
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=756466 for my little rant\workarounds. Feel free to post your opinions\issues\comments\flames\smack
Dirty
Right..because we all know that in the future, we wont be able to walk around a space station and talk to each other. You want to have the problems resolved that are currently out there? LOG.A.BUG.REPORT.
It's simple. Try it.
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Jonis Sinmaker
Dead Hooker Industries The OSS
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Posted - 2008.04.26 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Jonis Sinmaker on 26/04/2008 16:09:42
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale I do agree with some of this but in the matter of public interest.
Rain Drops Fall on Leaves Players Become Unhappy Your Stuff, Can I have?
\o/
Originally by: WashuChanUK
Originally by: Dirty Rider stuff
Right..because we all know that in the future, we wont be able to walk around a space station and talk to each other. You want to have the problems resolved that are currently out there? LOG.A.BUG.REPORT.
It's simple. Try it.
Wow I wish I would have thought of this...OMG! You sir have shown me the way.
"COME ON EVERYONE RE-SUBMIT THOSE BUG REPORTS THAT WE HAVE ALL SUBMITTED ABOUT THE ISSUES THAT NEVER GET FIXED, BECAUSE THEY EITHER SAY THEY ARE NOT THERE OR THEY SAY THEY ARE ADDRESSING IT IN THE NEXT PATCH!"
Now please go back to fail town with your comments of epic fail, because these are issues that have been around for years and have had thousands of bug reports sent it. While you are in fail town tell the guys who recieve the bug reports, founders of fail town, to put some pep in their steps...we'z gotz some paying customers our here, in reality, complaining about their customer service and/or products.
-------- Semper Fi, Jonis Sinmaker
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Alex Dyle
Dead Hooker Industries The OSS
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Posted - 2008.04.29 00:59:00 -
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I too endorse this product and or service.
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CCP Tanis.

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Posted - 2008.04.29 10:30:00 -
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