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Nazgu'l
Deviance Inc Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.25 07:40:00 -
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Yesterday I reactivated my account and found out that my corp has moved to 0.0. I grabbed a shuttle and off I went to my new home. As usual in 0.0 you can't get a decent stuff, so I had to wait for someone with carrier to bring haul it for me. All I could get was Taranis with crappy fittings.
I sit docked in a station chating with friends when I notice a cry for help from a 3 month old Celdari pilot. From what I understood he is under fire and needed help. I quickly warped to his position and found out he is under attack by a Curse and him being in Celdary Navy Raven (CNR). Together with the help of another Raven we pop the Curse and the CNR warps away to station (keep in mind he is just 3 month old).
Meantime a Crow warps in the belt and starts shooting missles while orbiting us at 20km/s!! Since we can't kill it, we warp back to station. And what do I see? Our noob alliance mate is at the station flying towards a planet and afk! Crow starts orbiting and shooting him while we can't do a jack about it. I write all the time in gang chat that he must turn around and fly back to station, to which the pilot replies: "Laedy Tektawu > Dont attack please, iam girlfriend player. He is in the toilet." at this point I started laughing.
After some 5min the pilot comes back from toilet and starts to spam for help: "Laedy Tektawu > pleasem HELP ME! everybady.". I said , to fly back to station and dock to which he replies: Laedy Tektawu > How can i escape? Nazgu'l > Fly back to STATION and dock Nazgu'l > you should be able to tank his damage Nazgu'l > he is just a frigate ffs Nazgu'l > because we cant kill him, he is too fast Nazgu'l > simply turn around and fly back to station and dock Laedy Tektawu > but how? which buttons?"
After he figured how to turn around and dock, he couldn't stop thanking us, and we even got 10mil from him as a reward for saving his CNR TWICE.
After I spoke with Crow pilot turns out, he could barely tank his damage, he docked with 10% sturcture.
e-bay anyone?
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.25 07:55:00 -
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I hate you 
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Princess Kyky
Caldari I G N O T U S
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Posted - 2008.04.25 07:58:00 -
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wouldnt happen to be Evil Edna would it? ------
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Rekorb
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Posted - 2008.04.25 08:02:00 -
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Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:49 Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:32 Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:05
Originally by: Princess Kyky wouldnt happen to be Evil Edna would it?
Yup! I have never seen such a fast inty. Not to mention he could lock from 30+km, web from 15km (domi web doh) and warp jam from 30+km. Thats one pimped out Crow.
EDIT: Dumb alt.
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Corwain
Gallente DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2008.04.25 08:56:00 -
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You should have told him to eject so you could fly his ship in the 2nd time, then not give it back. Honestly, you'd have been liberating the poor mistreated thing, and nobody with half a brain in your alliance could blame you.
I want to see some New Torp-CNR PvP vids! -- Distortion| Distortion 2 Preview |

Atreides Horza
Caldari TALON'S GRIP Green Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.25 09:57:00 -
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Where did you guys say you live again?
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |

Guerrica
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Posted - 2008.04.25 10:12:00 -
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it *was* a pimped out crow .... edna lost it to a cruise cnr and a drake. for shame, shame, shame. Hoped they enjoyed the estamel's bcs he had on there.
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Evita Achura
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.04.25 10:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nazgu'l ...After some 5min the pilot comes back from toilet and starts to spam for help: "Laedy Tektawu > pleasem HELP ME! everybady.". I said , to fly back to station and dock to which he replies: Laedy Tektawu > How can i escape? Nazgu'l > Fly back to STATION and dock Nazgu'l > you should be able to tank his damage Nazgu'l > he is just a frigate ffs Nazgu'l > because we cant kill him, he is too fast Nazgu'l > simply turn around and fly back to station and dock Laedy Tektawu > but how? which buttons?"...
You harbor many isk farmers in your corp do you?
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Nazgu'l
Deviance Inc Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.25 10:37:00 -
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I never said it was a corpmate. So no, we don't recruit isk farmers.
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. |

Princess Kyky
Caldari I G N O T U S
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Posted - 2008.04.25 12:03:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Kyky on 25/04/2008 12:03:47 nm ------
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Efdi
Minmatar Brannigan's Law
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Posted - 2008.04.25 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Guerrica Edited by: Guerrica on 25/04/2008 10:15:40 it *was* a pimped out crow .... edna lost it to a cruise cnr and a drake. for shame, shame, shame. Hoped they enjoyed the estamel's bcs he had on there.
*edit* reading comprehension ftw. Didn't see you say this happened yesterday. Dang, edna must have money coming out his ears. lost the crow i was talking about only 5 days ago. props for going back out so soon after losing such a pricey ship.
Edna has completely replaced that Crow, fyi.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.25 13:24:00 -
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next time you see him pop it yourself 
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Ralara
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.25 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rekorb Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:49 Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:32 Edited by: Rekorb on 25/04/2008 08:02:05
Originally by: Princess Kyky wouldnt happen to be Evil Edna would it?
Yup! I have never seen such a fast inty. Not to mention he could lock from 30+km, web from 15km (domi web doh) and warp jam from 30+km. Thats one pimped out Crow.
EDIT: Dumb alt.
I fly the same setups as Edna, I'd imagine we're both capable of getting close to 40km/sec when in gangs, if not more. -- Ralara / Ralarina
"Tri's dead!"
NO U
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Havohej
Minmatar The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.04.25 14:34:00 -
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Linkage
The e-bayer responds, somewhat apologetically it seems.
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.25 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza Where did you guys say you live again?
Fade bro ^_^ And lol at naz man....you shoulda popped him. |
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