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Dirtee Girl
Omega Enterprises
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.05.04 05:29:00 -
[61]
i miss evoke and asgard shirtswearin'
liquidism forum avatars 4tw <3 |
Delichon
The First Foundation
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2008.05.04 09:56:00 -
[62]
 Originally by: mama guru
not a problem, we can fix english for you. See...
ôSö will replace the soft ôcö. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard ôcö will be dropped in favour of ôkö. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ôphö will be replaced with ôfö. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ôeö in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ôthö
with
ôzö and ôwöwith ôvö.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ôoö kan be dropd from vords kontaining ôouö and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
There ya go.
Flawless victory.
Srsly :) |
40 Cent
Tri Optimum
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2008.05.04 21:21:00 -
[63]
Edited by: 40 Cent on 04/05/2008 21:21:37
Originally by: grizouh
no, seriously, we have ÷sis (austrians, not aussis/australians but similar), this is punishment enough.
fire zeh missiles ! |
MacDuncan
Minmatar
Asgard Schiffswerften
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2008.05.04 21:35:00 -
[64]
Originally by: mama guru
not a problem, we can fix english for you. See...
ôSö will replace the soft ôcö. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard ôcö will be dropped in favour of ôkö. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ôphö will be replaced with ôfö. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ôeö in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ôthö
with
ôzö and ôwöwith ôvö.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ôoö kan be dropd from vords kontaining ôouö and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
There ya go.
Very good...
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