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Bhodistafa
Gallente Amen Anera
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
*Stern Voice*
Grounded for two weeks little lady and no eve-online either!!
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Effy Muller
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:51:00 -
[122]
Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks? 
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Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:56:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Bhodistafa
Originally by: Lona Lwyd **** YOU
*Stern Voice*
Grounded for two weeks little lady and no eve-online either!!
A better punishment might be playing more eve. I've only known about this thread for like 5 minutes and it makes me want to burn some sec status with smartbombing ravens. ---------------------------------------
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Doonoo Boonoo
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:58:00 -
[124]
This thread is the bestest.
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.28 12:08:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks? 
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
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Frodon
Antiloncker Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.04.28 12:52:00 -
[126]
EPIC,
Note, have to add to my bio : Leona deserve a spank !!
Go on, it's fun 
And sorry for my bad spelling :)
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Nebuchadnezzar I
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:05:00 -
[127]
This tool, must be a troll, seriously - alt of planks? If not: ACTIVATE LOCATOR AGENT FOR EPIC LULZ!
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:30:00 -
[128]
LOL Lona Lwyd first you are rude in local then threaten and ransom and kill Planks, then beg for u life like a snively worm. Then fake a killmail on the boards cos he was flying a "battle cruiser". Thanks for the laughs btw  I nominate you for being this weeks biggest ars-hat noob.
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Effy Muller
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:49:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Planks
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks? 
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
/me bids 10 mil
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:55:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Effy Muller
Originally by: Planks
Originally by: Effy Muller Can I buy the original 'Battle Barge' off you, Planks? 
Why of course you can my little pixie.
Do I hear 10mil for the original Battle Barge? 10mil for the retriever used to slay Lona Lywd? 10mil for the feirce warriors chariot of doom?
(includes hobgoblin ii's, Lonas loot and battle damage)
/me bids 10 mil
TEN MIL to the cute little minmatar pixie
Do I hear 12 mil anyone
12 mil for a piece of eve history...
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Iriana McNuke
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Posted - 2008.04.28 13:59:00 -
[131]
Dear Lona Lwyd,
When I saw Leroy movie for the first time, I had the distinct feeling that the guy is the ultimate idiot to be found in any MMO. Thanks to you, my vision changed.
/me bows to Lona and pushes Leroy away
----------------------------------------------- I know I'm not insane, the voices told me so. |

Lady Sarine
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:03:00 -
[132]
/me bids 12 mil
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:15:00 -
[133]
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
"Met her on a Sunday sucking roids in a belt...
...Lona...Lalala La-Lona...Lalala La-lona"
With insincere apologies to Ray Davies and the Kinks 
She asked us to leave, you know how that felt but she really thought it was her own belt
oh that looooona. lolololo lona |

Deitre Cibrus
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 14:48:00 -
[134]
Thread delivers
10/10 rofl |

Izzy Lizzy
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:22:00 -
[135]
lol I highly recommend reading the entire thread, but if you can't stomach several pages then I'll try and make a overly simplified version adapted from a comedy I saw a few years back.
Entering game as...
[Planks puts dog po*p in a paper bag and lights it on fire on Lona Lwyd's docking ramp]
Planks: Shh, here she comes. Lona Lwyd: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, it's one of those flaming bags again! Planks: Don't put it out with your boots, Lona! Lona Lwyd: Don't tell me my business, Devil Man! Call the fire department, this one's outta control.
[Lona Lwyd steps on the bag, then lifts up her boot and smells]
Lona Lwyd: Eck, po*p again! C&P: [laughing hysterically]She called the sh*t "po*p". This is the best thread of our life!
[They continue laughing]
Lona Lwyd: I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!
The End

Quote: The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.
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Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:26:00 -
[136]
14 million.
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Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:51:00 -
[137]
It's been a funny, epic tarp.
But you guys went to far with the whole religious angle.
I guess you got desperate for more people to take up "daddy" on his challenge.
Really, IMO, you should have stuck to having Lorna issue the challenge.
Few would have been able to resist the temptation of coming to gank the "little brat" if she offered to sit in a low-sec system and duel all comers. 
Epic bait guys and well laid up but fail in the final furlong. 
Bandures > tommy you like a cowboy harry ) |

Lona Lwyd
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Posted - 2008.04.28 17:53:00 -
[138]
Wasn't planning on ganking the people that actually showed up, I honor 1v1's
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Xailz
Amarr Thunder Talons HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:00:00 -
[139]
So..
After conquering C&P forums are there any plans to take CAOD next ?
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HiRider
Unitas Nusquam Est FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:05:00 -
[140]
This thread and Video is truly Epic. There should be awards for this. . |

Tommy TenKreds
Animal Mercantile Executive
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:13:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Wasn't planning on ganking the people that actually showed up, I honor 1v1's
Well if it was just for kicks and some good fights then you win and gratz.
Either way hilarious. 
Bandures > tommy you like a cowboy harry ) |

Khadur
Minmatar Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:18:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Planks Just got this mail from Lona
2008.04.27 22:02 Thanks for giving the 6 mil back. Look, I've got my self into a deep mess on the forums and some people have been laughing at me in local. Can you please pretend that it was all staged? Thanx... No hard feelings I hope. I will give you the 6 mil back if you agree :)

Lona you fail and I regret paying you back
HAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.04.28 18:57:00 -
[143]
I knew it was you El'Tar! 
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Vega Alioth
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.28 19:33:00 -
[144]
best thread ever - videos almost buffered...
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psykiller
Caldari The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:07:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Lona Lwyd Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:12:05 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:58 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:10:21 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:09:06 Edited by: Lona Lwyd on 27/04/2008 21:06:22 2008.04.23 18:50:00
Victim: Planks Alliance: NONE Corp: Solar Research Destroyed: Brutix System: Auvergne Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 14432
Involved parties:
Name: Lona Lwyd (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: Perkone Ship: Retriever Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 14432
Destroyed items:
5 Heavy Ion Blaster I
Dropped items:
Miner I Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I Expanded Cargohold I Large Armor Repairer I 10mn Afterburner I Armor Hardener I Warp Disruptor I Medium Capacitor Booster I Hammerhead I Hammerhead I Warp Scrambler I Iridium Charge M Iridium Charge M
the fact that u edited that 5 times and its still not a correct killmail format is epic LOL =============================================== Strenght and Honour. Heart of one, strenght of many. Glory and Honour in death. Proud to be RAWR |

Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.04.28 20:22:00 -
[146]
Okay, I agree that most of you guys here have been VERY mean to Lona. But, I can't but help feeling that she deserves it. If you act that bad, then lie repeatedly, and not only that, gets CAUGHT lying that much...you sorta deserve it Lona :(
Sorry, girl, but you...REALLY screwed it up for yourself.
Originally by: "Cris Dono" That ofc isn't the best thing when a punisher obviously fitted with an Acme Infini-cap-o-matic is still dishing out hurt like there was no tomorrow :(
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Amber Saint
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:15:00 -
[147]
oh my... |

Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:16:00 -
[148]
Urgh, after watching the video, seeing the smack....well...Nope. You deserve it. ALL of it. I thought Darwin ruled out the existance of such people as you.
Originally by: "Cris Dono" That ofc isn't the best thing when a punisher obviously fitted with an Acme Infini-cap-o-matic is still dishing out hurt like there was no tomorrow :(
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.28 22:26:00 -
[149]
Originally by: Ancy Denaries Urgh, after watching the video, seeing the smack....well...Nope. You deserve it. ALL of it. I thought Darwin ruled out the existance of such people as you.
There was crime... and then punishment.
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |

Onezen
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.04.28 23:45:00 -
[150]
Edited by: Onezen on 28/04/2008 23:46:03 'twas as I thought.
too good to be true.
nicely done though I must say.
we'll see how long this goes on.
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