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Face Lifter
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Posted - 2008.04.30 20:55:00 -
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As CCP business grows, they need new sources of revenue, I propose Dev Cams:
Every Dev should have a web cam on his computer and every user can go to website and for just 5 dollars an hour have live chat with the developer.
For another 5 dollars an hour you can turn on a 2nd cam that looks at the dev's computer screen, so you could comment on what the dev is doing and make useful suggestions
these Devs will do anything for you!
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Lord Haur
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.30 20:57:00 -
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Devs should be working/forum whoring, not participating in private webcam chats
--- Sig Starts Here --- Lord Haur - Imperial Academy Logistical Support
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RedClaws
Amarr Dragon's Rage Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.04.30 20:58:00 -
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Hahaha classic idea
I can picture it already:
Hotdewd69: Ohyah...code it...nice and slow... Hotdewd69: How 'bout you take off them pants sugar? CCP Morpheus: *cringe*
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:00:00 -
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I would prefer a developer "pants-cam," A wireless digital video camera attached to the crotch of every developer at CCP (facing outward of course). ---------------- Tarminic - 35 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |

Bicx
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:00:00 -
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Leetzuzr: You forgot a semicolon on line 432 Dev: ....
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Lord Haur
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:00:00 -
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On second thoughts, can i have a private vidchat with MINDY!!!
--- Sig Starts Here --- Lord Haur - Imperial Academy Logistical Support
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:01:00 -
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How about for a dollar a minute we can personally call a speaker phone that's bolted to a particular Dev's desk and ***** about whatever we want regarding Eve. These phones cannot be turned off or muted, and they pick up automatically whenever there's an incoming call.
    
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CCP Prism X
Gallente C C P

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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Bicx Leetzuzr: You forgot a semicolon on line 432 Dev: ....Python, you dolt!
Fixored that for you there.
~ Prism X EvE Database Developer Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006. Relocating your cozy, secure container to the EVE cemetery since 2008. |
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum How about for a dollar a minute we can personally call a speaker phone that's bolted to a particular Dev's desk and ***** about whatever we want regarding Eve. These phones cannot be turned off or muted, and they pick up automatically whenever there's an incoming call.
    
They would lose money due to the cost of constantly replacing destroyed phones.  ---------------- Tarminic - 35 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |
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CCP Wrangler

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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Face Lifter As CCP business grows, they need new sources of revenue, I propose Dev Cams:
Every Dev should have a web cam on his computer and every user can go to website and for just 5 dollars an hour have live chat with the developer.
For another 5 dollars an hour you can turn on a 2nd cam that looks at the dev's computer screen, so you could comment on what the dev is doing and make useful suggestions
these Devs will do anything for you!
First of all, we don't want you guys to see what we actually do during the day, you'd think it's because it's R rated or something equally bad but quite honestly we all sit in front of computers most of the day and it'd just look boring. Second, you'd have to pay a lot more than 5 USD to make up for lost revenue due to Devs being busy talking to you and third I'd be available for this myself, price will be about 1000 USD per started 15 minutes and I wouldn't include voice or text or any other form of communication method. 
Wrangler Community Manager CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang
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Lord Haur
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler I wouldn't include voice or text or any other form of communication method. 
you up for charades then?
--- Sig Starts Here --- Lord Haur - Imperial Academy Logistical Support
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Haur
Originally by: CCP Wrangler I wouldn't include voice or text or any other form of communication method. 
you up for charades then?
I loled
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
Originally by: Bicx Leetzuzr: You forgot a semicolon on line 432 Dev: ....Python, you dolt!
Fixored that for you there.
hahaha

>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW - EVE FICTION <<<
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CCP Saint
C C P

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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler First of all, we don't want you guys to see what we actually do during the day, you'd think it's because it's R rated or something equally bad but quite honestly we all sit in front of computers most of the day and it'd just look boring. Second, you'd have to pay a lot more than 5 USD to make up for lost revenue due to Devs being busy talking to you and third I'd be available for this myself, price will be about 1000 USD per started 15 minutes and I wouldn't include voice or text or any other form of communication method. 
Aww Wrangler you really think people would want to stare at you all day...thats so cute.
You may want to consider paying the players. 
Saint Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang Do Not Click Here
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
Owner of the most green grey beanie ever. P.S. This is green. |
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint
Originally by: CCP Wrangler First of all, we don't want you guys to see what we actually do during the day, you'd think it's because it's R rated or something equally bad but quite honestly we all sit in front of computers most of the day and it'd just look boring. Second, you'd have to pay a lot more than 5 USD to make up for lost revenue due to Devs being busy talking to you and third I'd be available for this myself, price will be about 1000 USD per started 15 minutes and I wouldn't include voice or text or any other form of communication method. 
Aww Wrangler you really think people would want to stare at you all day...thats so cute.
You may want to consider paying the players. 
You and Eris, on the other hand, would most likely be stalked excessively (I if I remember correctly you're one of those real females I keep hearing about).  ---------------- Tarminic - 35 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.81 (Updated 4/8) |
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CCP Saint
C C P

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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:33:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
You and Eris, on the other hand, would most likely be stalked excessively (I if I remember correctly you're one of those real females I keep hearing about). 
We are like ninjas 'we don't exist'! 
Saint Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang Do Not Click Here
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
Owner of the most green grey beanie ever. P.S. This is green. |
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Zephyr Rengate
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.04.30 21:37:00 -
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Devs would change it into a webcam **** industry.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life. 
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.30 22:14:00 -
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Just to get this out of the way now, what is your prefered brand of aspirin? I wanna put stock into that company.
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:11:00 -
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My screen is generally not work safe or top secret. I did propose going on evetv with atropos to give relationship advice but that would also be rated mature since even today we had a weird conversation about why I think he is dysfunctional and he blamed me for being dutch and being way way too open minded, then I gave him the female perspective and he went in denial 
I could go on but it would simply be too much information but I know my female friends feel exactly the same way.
Men are just so so icky at times.
Anyway sorry for the hijack, I seem to do that a lot again lately,
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia My screen is generally not work safe or top secret. I did propose going on evetv with atropos to give relationship advice but that would also be rated mature since even today we had a weird conversation about why I think he is dysfunctional and he blamed me for being dutch and being way way too open minded, then I gave him the female perspective and he went in denial 
I could go on but it would simply be too much information but I know my female friends feel exactly the same way.
Men are just so so icky at times.
Anyway sorry for the hijack, I seem to do that a lot again lately,
Please do share details, open minded intrigued Swedish guys here.
Originally by: Jago Kain If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for Emo, Lord MuffloN is a sure fire winner of the first on
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:17:00 -
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My bosses would beat me with a stick, take away my posting priviledges and then ask ' but about what you posted...really? '
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:23:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia My bosses would beat me with a stick, take away my posting priviledges and then ask ' but about what you posted...really? '
I'm sure you can get a hold of my email, please do share.
Originally by: Jago Kain If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for Emo, Lord MuffloN is a sure fire winner of the first on
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:24:00 -
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Then hit them with your Point of View gun that you used on that other guy 
Im sure they will understand 
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Cassandra Beckinsale
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:24:00 -
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Edited by: Cassandra Beckinsale on 30/04/2008 23:24:38 They have to undress also
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:29:00 -
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Bah, did I scare her away? Curses!
Originally by: Jago Kain If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for Emo, Lord MuffloN is a sure fire winner of the first on
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:40:00 -
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www.dirtydevcam.com - I can see it now....
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CCP Atropos
C C P

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Posted - 2008.04.30 23:59:00 -
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Given the content of some of the internal mailing lists, I think we would have to restrict the age of the viewers to 18++.
As for Eris, we shall not mention the topic of that particular discussion in polite conversation, it's simply... ewww.
/me shudders.
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2008.05.01 00:03:00 -
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You're never polite and I can't help men are eww
We'll argue more face to face now and use physical arguments to settle this now
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.05.01 00:05:00 -
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Webcam on this internal fighting plz!111!11!1 (Or a full copy of the mailing list, works too!)
A guy can wish, can't he?
Originally by: Jago Kain If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for Emo, Lord MuffloN is a sure fire winner of the first on
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.05.01 03:11:00 -
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You guys should come on the Idle Guns ts, it does get quite dirty 
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