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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:28:00 -
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Astonishing news reaches Gutter Press today, of a most disturbing incident occurring in the capsuleer channel known as "The Summit"
A wave of nudist bodymodders has caused fear and alarm amongst the usual users!
These naked persons often take the form of a stylised cat, and transmit images of themselves to other channel participants.
"This is one of the worst things ever to happen" said one Caldari capsuleer. "I'm quite broadminded, but not this broadminded" said a Gallente pilot. "Down with this sort of thing" was the opinion of a Minmatar captain. "Dark times" was the prevailing attitude amongst Amarrian pilots.
"These naked catgirls are profoundly disturbing in at least 3 ways. Firstly, the bodymods. Secondly, the nudity. Thirdly, the drugs. They are probably hepped up on Gallente goofballs, and are a threat to patriotic Caldari morality" said another pilot.
"For the love of God, can't these damn mutants at least cover themselves?" asked yet another pilot, rhetorically.
Operators of the channel were appalled enough to issue a formal notice stating:
Quote:I seriously have to tell you to wear clothes? Really? We are at this point?
Gutter Press will keep an eye on these shenanigans, but not a close eye. |

Ilsenae Alexandros
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
7
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:32:00 -
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I can confirm that this article is, and I am as surprised as you to be saying this, at least 90% accurate. Ilsenae Alexandros,-áEskeitan of the Wiyrkomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon-á |

Myxx
Atropos Group
43
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:42:00 -
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Ilsenae Alexandros wrote:I can confirm that this article is, and I am as surprised as you to be saying this, at least 90% accurate.
This cannot be true... please tell me it isnt true... |

Ilsenae Alexandros
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
7
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:45:00 -
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I wish I could, Myxx. Ancestors help me, I wish I could. Ilsenae Alexandros,-áEskeitan of the Wiyrkomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon-á |

Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:48:00 -
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It's true, though speaking for myself, not everyone is so alarmed and upset by this. I've seen worse in the Summit, and I'm new around there. |

Ilsenae Alexandros
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
7
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:51:00 -
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What's worse than naked catgirls on Summit?
Wait, don't answer that. Ilsenae Alexandros,-áEskeitan of the Wiyrkomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon-á |

Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
36
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Posted - 2011.09.08 19:54:00 -
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Ilsenae Alexandros wrote:What's worse than naked catgirls on Summit?
Wait, don't answer that.
There is wisdom in knowing when not to pursue an answer... ~Captain Malcolm Khross, Dyishi Aunni of the Wirykomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon
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Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:26:00 -
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In other shocking news, Muck Raker and the Gutter Press issued a story that is accurate, relevant and informative to those unaware of the situation!
Has there been a change of staff at the irritable trash-rag business? Sources close to the media outlet remain tight lipped, but some suggest that company investors were unsatisfied at the poor rate of seedy rumour mill "journalism" stories the Gutter Press had been releasing.
One Gallente reader said: "Here's hoping they quit stabbing blindly in the dark for horribly inaccurate "sensationalism" stories and continue to go with factual yet funny and interesting stories that have a basis to them."
This media watchdog will keep a keen eye on developments as they happen in the future. |

Thgil Goldcore
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
70
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:36:00 -
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Caellach Marellus wrote:In other shocking news, Muck Raker and the Gutter Press issued a story that is accurate, relevant and informative to those unaware of the situation!
I'm scared too. |

Benny Horrowitz
Canary Wharf Industries
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Posted - 2011.09.08 20:58:00 -
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This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.
I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit. |

Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
9
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:03:00 -
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Benny Horrowitz wrote:This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.
I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit.
That's funny you should say that, considering you were jumping on the bandwagon and making fun of them the last time I saw you in the Summit. |

Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
36
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:03:00 -
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I am all for "free-thinking, independent types" so long as one does not sacrifice reason, logic and decency for such traits. ~Captain Malcolm Khross, Dyishi Aunni of the Wirykomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon
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Benny Horrowitz
Canary Wharf Industries
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:05:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Benny Horrowitz wrote:This is fantastic news! Fantastic I say, FANTASTIC! We need more free-thinking, independent types in The Summit. I'm so sick of the same old gray-faced, weary looking "I think I'm a badass" type of borer who thinks he's cool because he knows what things like "proletariat" and "disability insurance" mean. These "Catgirls" are bringing a breath of fresh air in a place where the supply of oxygen is being heavily polluted by the staleness of us ordinary folk.
I say bring on the cat-girls, they're far more interesting than some of the people I hear blabbered about in The Summit. That's funny you should say that, considering you were jumping on the bandwagon and making fun of them the last time I saw you in the Summit.
I'll admit I was against them at first. They're weird, but then I got to thinking. Weird is good. Who in the Hell am I to criticize anyone? These catgirls are fantastic, and no this isn't a sexually motivated stance. Seriously. |

Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
9
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:07:00 -
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Benny Horrowitz wrote: I'll admit I was against them at first. They're weird, but then I got to thinking. Weird is good. Who in the Hell am I to criticize anyone? These catgirls are fantastic, and no this isn't a sexually motivated stance. Seriously.
Alright then, I can understand that. To be honest though, at least one of them wouldn't be very opposed to it if you did have a purely sexual stance.
At any rate, I'll make use of this new IGS system and give you a 'like' for promoting tolerance. |

Benny Horrowitz
Canary Wharf Industries
2
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:11:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Alright then, I can understand that. To be honest though, at least one of them wouldn't be very opposed to it if you did have a purely sexual stance.
At any rate, I'll make use of this new IGS system and give you a 'like' for promoting tolerance.
Really? What's her name?
Crap! Uh, I mean, uhm, yeah, seriously. I'll use this new IGS to give you a like for not threatening to kill me which most of the neurotics around here seem to want to do. |

Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
4
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:16:00 -
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Goons... |

Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:17:00 -
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For once they've nothing to do with it. |

Catlin Underking
Underking Family
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Posted - 2011.09.08 21:36:00 -
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I haven't seen any images of nude catgirls in the Summit, mostly just images of faces. |

Miri Leglise
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.08 23:52:00 -
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I would like to state a few things for the record. First, there is only one such 'catgirl' not a multitude of them or some invading horde as it seems to be implied. Of the two in question, one simply has catlike ears and a tail and the other, while heavily modded with fur and a tail, is not a cat. Secondly, the nudist in question was not nude at all with the exception of an insignificant instance where it was requested; in fact she was in a quasi transparent outfit, the other body modder was clothed normally if scantily. Finally, I find this entire debate to be little more than facilitated hatespeech of the sort that would not be tolerated if any other group were the target of it. If you find such activities to be disagreable, do not participate in them. If you find certain sights to be unsightly, do not look at them. These were not images or activities that were forced into your face or personal space in any way that was not voluntary. |

Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:17:00 -
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I dont know whats worse, that Muck Raker has published a truthful and accurate news article...
or that the summit has naked catgirls on it as of late.
I'm so glad that ive been cooped up in a lab for the last few weeks. |

Gottii
Lutinari Syndicate Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.09.09 03:37:00 -
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With truthful news like this, I imagine it gets more and more difficult for the tabloids to fabricate shocking stories... |

Stitcher
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2011.09.09 11:12:00 -
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Well, an ex-girlfriend of mine used to own a bovine-themed restaurant where the waitresses wore only white and black body paint and bells round their necks. and fake horns.
The universe is a weird place sometimes. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Ilsenae Alexandros
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
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Posted - 2011.09.09 13:46:00 -
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Miri Leglise wrote:I would like to state a few things for the record. First, there is only one such 'catgirl' not a multitude of them or some invading horde as it seems to be implied. Of the two in question, one simply has catlike ears and a tail and the other, while heavily modded with fur and a tail, is not a cat.
I did say 90%. The "horde" or "wave" was the truly inaccurate part. The first example is more obviously a catgirl. The second example is only less obviously so. Definitely still a catgirl. Ears aren't the only deciding factor.
Miri Leglise wrote:Secondly, the nudist in question was not nude at all with the exception of an insignificant instance where it was requested; in fact she was in a quasi transparent outfit, the other body modder was clothed normally if scantily.
Were you even there when it happened? She was most definitely nude, and it was most emphatically not requested, except perhaps in private where nobody could hear. She later admitted she was high on mindflood at the time, and has stated on repeated occasions that she has an aversion to wearing clothes of any kind.
Miri Leglise wrote:Finally, I find this entire debate to be little more than facilitated hatespeech of the sort that would not be tolerated if any other group were the target of it. If you find such activities to be disagreable, do not participate in them. If you find certain sights to be unsightly, do not look at them. These were not images or activities that were forced into your face or personal space in any way that was not voluntary.
Your notions of freedom and what is and is not permissible are not shared by the rest of the cluster. Definitions of hate-speech or even illegality varies, even between individuals of the same nation or ethnicity.
Further, what your argument fails to take into account is the expectation on the part of the viewer. If one is to tune into a children's holochannel, there are certain expectations on what that content will be. Most importantly the expectations of what it won't be. They will expect that nudity, strong language, sexual acts, sexual speech, or mature situations will not be featured. On the opposite end of the spectrum, if one is to tune into an adult's holochannel, any or all of these things may be featured, and it comes as no surprise to the viewer.
The Summit fluid router channel holds similar expectations from the viewer. A lack of nudity is one of those expectations, and when nudity is forced into our space involuntarily we are going to object, and object loudly.
Welcome to space, Ms. Leglise. Ilsenae Alexandros,-áEskeitan of the Wiyrkomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon-á |

Jason Galente
mishima ryu Acquisition Of Empire
97
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Posted - 2011.09.09 14:11:00 -
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Gutter Press got it 'almost' right. Still, props for at least trying here. There's hope yet.
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Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
163
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Posted - 2011.09.09 14:32:00 -
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Huh, well said Eskeitan Alexandros.
As I stated to you the other night, Miss Leglise, what was done was the equivalent of walking into a public place naked and demanding that everyone turn away simply because you have the right to be nude. Even in the "freedom and liberty" of the Federation, such an action would get you arrested, or at least removed from the establishment because it violates the expectations of decorum, decency and sense.
Your flagrant disregard for anything you consider "inhibiting" to your expressions of self are a testament to my words earlier regarding what happens when the ideals of "freedom and liberty" are taken to their logical extreme. You even defend yourself aggressively and arrogantly because you feel you are being treated unjustly when it is you whom has chosen to disregard the regulations and expectations and then "suggested" that everyone else comply with your desires.
In short, get over yourself or get used to being by yourself. ~Captain Malcolm Khross, Dyishi Aunni of the Wirykomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon
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Ava Starfire
Teraa Matar
94
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Posted - 2011.09.09 15:43:00 -
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I think many people could stand to study the phrase "Get over yourself or get used to being by yourself"
I know I can. |

Jason Galente
mishima ryu Acquisition Of Empire
97
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Posted - 2011.09.09 16:27:00 -
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Miri Leglise wrote:I would like to state a few things for the record. First, there is only one such 'catgirl' not a multitude of them or some invading horde as it seems to be implied. Of the two in question, one simply has catlike ears and a tail and the other, while heavily modded with fur and a tail, is not a cat. Secondly, the nudist in question was not nude at all with the exception of an insignificant instance where it was requested; in fact she was in a quasi transparent outfit, the other body modder was clothed normally if scantily. Finally, I find this entire debate to be little more than facilitated hatespeech of the sort that would not be tolerated if any other group were the target of it. If you find such activities to be disagreable, do not participate in them. If you find certain sights to be unsightly, do not look at them. These were not images or activities that were forced into your face or personal space in any way that was not voluntary.
Sometimes it's just a matter of public decency.
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Rek Jaiga
Teraa Matar
78
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Posted - 2011.09.09 16:29:00 -
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Confirming that Muck Racker has actually produced accurate news. As for me? I don't much care what they do with their own body; that's none of my business. Now I can certainly understand the objections to the nudity, seeing as minors have connected to the comms channel in the past.
And well said, Avlynka! |

Crucifire
Horns of Steel
13
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Posted - 2011.09.09 18:16:00 -
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Ahh ya bunch of prudes, who gives a f--- wait, she had a tail? That's disgusting. |
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