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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.09 06:35:00 -
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So this man was jogging along a beach when he see this woman with no arms or legs crying.
He stops and asks her "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"
She sobs back at him "I'm so lonely, I've never even been hugged."
The man looks down at her, then picks her up and gives her a big sensual hug. She smiles and he jogs away.
The next day, the man is jogging along the beach again, and sees this same woman with no arms and no legs on the beach. She's looking to the sea and she's crying again!
He stops and asks her "Hey, why are you so upset? Why are you crying again?"
She looks up to him and says "I've never been kissed by a man!"
He takes pity on her and picks her up and gives her a nice kiss on the lips. He then jogs away.
A couple days later the man was jogging along the beach again and sees the woman with no arms and no legs. She's crying again!
He stops beside her and asks the woman "You're crying again! What's wrong?"
She looks up to him and says "I've... I've never been with a man before."
The man looks down to her, picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "Well, you're F@#$'d now!"
The Bulbasaur Wizard
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
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Genghis Kitty
Hello Kitty Online Adventurers
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Posted - 2008.05.09 07:01:00 -
[32]
A giraffe walks into a bar and lays down.
"What's that lyin' there?" says the barman.
Thay's not a lion, that's a giraffe.
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omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.09 08:25:00 -
[33]
lmao these jokes
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Lyn Quan
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.09 09:11:00 -
[34]
Man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm. He sits down and puts the slab next to him. Then he turns to the bartenders and says:"Two beers, one for me and one for the road".
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Wanna Kill
Caldari
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.09 09:36:00 -
[35]
I'd post my chan jokes but I'd like to be able to post again later
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moxica
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Posted - 2008.05.09 10:04:00 -
[36]
I entered my dog at Crufts and got six months.
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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2008.05.09 10:31:00 -
[37]
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
What's got 2 legs and bleeds alot?
Half a dog.
(I have nothing against dogs btw!)
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Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.05.09 11:12:00 -
[38]
The scene: A bad bar on the bad side of town.
In walks a piece of red tarmac and a piece of chewing gum.
They start a fight and everyone clears out.
"Are you not going to stop them?" someone asks the bouncer.
"No way! He's a Cycle Path, and the other one's feckin Menthol!"
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B5spectre
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Posted - 2008.05.09 13:18:00 -
[39]
Tired truckdriver
Eddy walked into the bar looking upset.
-what's wrong? his friends asked.
-well, ive been out driving the truck all week so when i got home on saturday I was a little hot on the missy. we went to bed and got going, it was then our neighbour slammed on the wall and yelled:
- you guys have to &/ñ%# stop it! cant I get a little silence atleast over the weekend!?
(plz forgive my bad grammar)
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.05.09 14:06:00 -
[40]
What's more disgusting than seven dead babies in a bucket?
-A dead baby in seven buckets.
Mom, can I go play with grandma?
-Fine, but remember to put her back where you found her.
Dad, why's mom zigzagging?
-Shut up and pass me another bullet will ya?
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Love is like a war - easy to start, hard to continue, impossible to forget. |
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Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2008.05.09 21:29:00 -
[41]
A man with frog on his head walks in hospital.
Suddenly, frog says: Doctor, look what came out from my arse...
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EVE ambulation (Full Body Avatar) character creator 1.5
EVE offline game |
F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.05.10 06:38:00 -
[42]
 Originally by: Siigari Kitawa
I get it, but it's not really funny.
Nth'd.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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a51 duke1406
The League of Godless Militants
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Posted - 2008.05.10 14:05:00 -
[43]
Why is there no casinos in China?
Because they hate tibet.
Get it
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Havoc LE
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Posted - 2008.05.10 15:15:00 -
[44]
In before outrage and forumban.
A man walks into a bar and says to a woman, "you're going to get laid tonight."
She replies, "how do you know?"
The man answers, "I'm stronger than you."
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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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A man is walking on a beach when he sees a girl with no legs and arms crying. he asks her why she's crying and she says she's never been hugged before.
the man hugs her but she still continues crying. when he asks why she replies she's never been kissed before, so the guy kisses her.
the girl continues crying. the guy asks what's wrong and the girl says she's never been ****** before.
so the guy picks her up and chucks her into the ocean and says "you're ****** now!"
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Whats better than a naked filipino boy in your bed?
nothing!
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A guy rings his boss and says 'Sorry, I can't come in today, I'm sick.'
To this his boss replies 'Well how sick are you?'
'Well, im in bed with my five year old daughter' replies the man.
Sorry, just had to. :<
See you on other forums ;_; |
Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.10 23:41:00 -
[45]
hung like a horse
stupid character limit |
Seroquel
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Posted - 2008.05.11 02:36:00 -
[46]
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