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HDCamper Itsim
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Posted - 2004.04.29 15:01:00 -
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Persons A and B mining in .6 system with a Rupture and a Badger. Best ore in the system is kernite. In comes 2 Scorpions to the roid belt - Warp Jamming and webbing. With a 3rd person in tow. They launch their missiles and torpedoes at persons A and B.... Um anyone see a the likely end to the story here?
Sure persons A and B may end up dead. Since they certainly appear to be happily mining away. But um Concorde soon showed up and destroyed those 2 scorpions, who also appear to have accidentally podded their own 3rd man - who Im presuming was trying to pick up cans. Oh yeah - that corpse is sitting in a hangar... :)
If I was trying to be a pirate wouldn't you want totry and make sure that what you were about to do would offer up a reward larger then the loss? If you just have so much stuff and want to just throw it away - why not donate it or anchor a secure can with no password and name it free for all - someone will be more then happy to reprocess what they get, Im sure.
Just seemed so much like an "ID10T" issue - that the corp associated with them would want to revoke their BS rights and put them on frigate duty. A couple of suicide Kestrals maybe.... But 2 scorpions? What could they have been thinking?
All I could think about was the commercials about the credit cards and the word " PRICELESS "
Ive trained my Battleship skill - price 5 million isk
We found a Rupture and a Badger as a target in a .6 systems roid belt and are about to attack. price about 8 million isk
Me and my buddy have scorpions and were ready to rock - 120 millions isk
*** attack ***
Watching the police fly in and blast the BS's while their own torpedoes take out what appears to be their own 3rd member.... PRICELESS.
Then watching the police blast them when they came back in a shuttle as their gear is being scooped up in a Mammoth. That was like having cake and eating it too. :)
Is the idea really to just lose Battleships for no reason? I believe that's indeed my first post. I thought some others may find some entertainment value in this too. One of the scorpion drivers - had a 9 million isk bounty on his head - he would have had to known better. Im pretty sure the guys named large shield booster was worth more then my ship :)
<Laugh it up fuzzball>
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VinkNut
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Posted - 2004.04.29 15:12:00 -
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Here's a shiny medal I made just for you...
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2004.04.29 15:46:00 -
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 Originally by: VinkNut
Here's a shiny medal I made just for you...
have a cookie and loosen your sphincter a bit 
I bet that 9m isk bounty buys a whole lot of coffee and donuts... i bet that's why CONCORD's response is so over the top, they must be jazzed up all the time 
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Gariuys
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Posted - 2004.04.29 15:58:00 -
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LMAO nice story thanks for sharing 
~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~
A tool is only useless when you don't know how to use it. - ActiveX
The grass is always greener on the other side. - JoCool |
Raeff
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Posted - 2004.04.29 19:22:00 -
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rofl .. the 2 scorps getting ganked by concord was funny, but what made me shoot water out my nose was the part about they podded their own wingman LOL
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Hillbilly bobby
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Posted - 2004.04.29 19:27:00 -
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LMAO what WERE they thinking 
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.04.29 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Hillbilly bobby
LMAO what WERE they thinking
that was the problem, they weren't
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MooKids
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Posted - 2004.04.29 20:53:00 -
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NAMES!
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ClarCE
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Posted - 2004.04.29 22:49:00 -
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yea, lets get some names, thats a good one. Isn't there a post somewhere here to the most stupid thing you've done? Coz this belongs right at the TOP!
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2004.04.30 03:49:00 -
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It does rate up there :)
(I've only lost 2 frigs and a shuttle to concord ever..)
"As far as I can tell, It doesn't matter who you are, If you can believe there's something worth fighting for " - Garbage, "Parade" |
Charlemagne
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Posted - 2004.04.30 06:47:00 -
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I dont believe it, I think he just made it up. Unless he is willing to name names . . .
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.04.30 07:03:00 -
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Funny story, but I want names. 
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.04.30 07:12:00 -
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Adriana
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Posted - 2004.04.30 07:49:00 -
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I bet their older brothers are gonna be ****ED when they get outta the bathroom!!!
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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ZelRox
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Posted - 2004.04.30 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Adriana
I bet their older brothers are gonna be ****ED when they get outta the bathroom!!!
ROFL , those dudes should be podded over, and over, and over again.
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Nimrodel
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Posted - 2004.04.30 12:22:00 -
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ROFL , those dudes should be podded over, and over, and over again.
why they seem to have enough problems, poor guys. you have to feel a bit of pity
maybe they just held a really bad grudge, so bad that it was worth 2 scorpian's
so now you have to ask what did miner A and B do to make them spend 300mill killing them?
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Xendie
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Posted - 2004.04.30 12:29:00 -
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that thing reminds me of another genious named ewizzo.
ewizzo's corp got declared war on by a guy who flew basically only frigates to keep it fair.
and when this guys logs in one day he finds ewizzo and his gang sitting outside his station in cruisers ready to shoot him.
needless to say he didnt undock with his frigate while they had 5 cruisers sitting outside the station.
i pulled up and listened to their smacktalk and said that they didnt have any honor fighting like they did, as in running away like dogs when they were solo or with 2 cruisers against his little frigate.
so this ewizzo guy drives his Moa up to my ship and uses a debuffer on me and nedless to say i laugh my ass of when concord pops his ass.
thats not the end of the story...
later the same day i se this frigate guy in another sector with ewizzo in the station and he apparently are afraid to come out and fight this frigate.
the guy in the frigate had heavy missiles not cruises and so did this ewizzo guy.
finally this ewizzo guy comes out and he locks and fires at the turrets in all his excitement and rage and subsequently gets popped by the sentry guns.
the guy in the frigate giggled something about ewizzo using his own stupitity as a lethal weapon while he was looting ewizzo's can.
and the day after i think it was ewizzo's gang had made some dmg to this guys frigate so he went to the station to repair and rearm.
they had a thorax and a stabber outside waiting for him.
and another guy undocks and both the stabber and the thorax opens up on that guy and gets their cruisers blown up.
and now i hear that they have disbanded and moved to Chaotic rangers corp and this frigate guy is propably going to go after them also for being weak ****s with no honor to fight like men.
he has also destroyed many of their cruisers and other ships and podded several of them on occasion with the help of his 2 friends who also only flies in frigates and fight mano e mano.
ewizzo and his gang gotta be the stupidest ppl ive ever seen though.
they couldnt beat 3ppl with their 14ppl they had in their corp and these guys only used ewizzo's stupidity and a couple of frigates as weapons.
im laughing everyday at this little memory.
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Lodhi
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Posted - 2004.04.30 13:33:00 -
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hehehe 
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HDCamper Itsim
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Posted - 2004.04.30 14:39:00 -
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Edited by: HDCamper Itsim on 30/04/2004 14:42:05
Originally by: Nimrodel
maybe they just held a really bad grudge, so bad that it was worth 2 scorpian's
so now you have to ask what did miner A and B do to make them spend 300mill killing them?
Thats a fair enough question. Wouldn't know how to prove that one way or the other. BTW what would you consider one of those grudges to be?
Maybe they didn't like month old Characters? Maybe they didn't like the looks of the Minni Rupture? Maybe they didn't like a minmatar and a caldari working together? Best I can guess is they really had a braincramp. Miner A and B have definitely been mining and missioning their own business. Have had no prior contact with these 2 individuals nor their CORP knowingly. It was a brilliant display of tactics though against 2 ships who had just started mining in a belt. Expecting to see at most 40 Sanshas in the next couple of hours. :) I was kinda hoping they'd send an eve-mail with some type of doh! in it but so far no mail. Wonder if they would cough up some isk if they don't want their names mentioned? :) Liukely not. Miner B was just learning some bookmark theories and what warp core stabs might be good for. Though in this case I dont think his badger would have had enough lowslots to equip enough considering the gear that was retrieved. I think my top speed on the move was like 15 m/s after being locked onto, all I heard from miner B was um Im not really moving am i? of which I responded with a, I can't see you, there are way too many bright balls of light here. Miner B did see them pod over to the cans and look in them after concord blasted them out of thier ships. They had to be suprised to see much of nothing. Im not sure that anything in game is worth losing that much isk over, other then some type of fleet engagement or corp war and you are in .4 or below so concord isn't the victor. Maybe they just have stockpiles of supplies and are really bored? Maybe they wanted one miner2's? Maybe they belong to a non-profit type of corporation and are using this as a writeoff - to show a loss :)
Their losses currently are 2 scorpions, 1 shuttle, and whatever ship the 3rd guy was driving and his pod. Miner A's lost of rupture and a 400k exp clone and miner B - a badger. Currently it just seems to be one of those omg - I just targeted the gate type scenarios. I certainly hope what they had isn't contagious. I know I wouldn't want to be doing it. I beleive they are in a 9 member CORP - Ill have to recheck the corp stats later tonight. Wonder if they have a selective wait list to be able to join up? But on the off chance they are reading this - I'll probably be in the same .6 area tonight sometime trying to mine some iso - how bout just letting me reprocess your ships vs letting concord scattering that many minerals into /dev/null/. Sure could use those mins to build a BS of my very own that one day I may even be able to pilot. Im not sure if there are any rules of conduct to consider in releasing their names. Hmmm, wonder if I could sell their names? yeah yeah im working on getting isk for the battleship skill :) I'm pretty sure I'll remember this for a long time.
wow that didnt look near as long when I was typing it.
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Trader sid
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Posted - 2004.05.01 21:12:00 -
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No this is pretty much True  Let me tell you why we did it. we had just hunted a dom mining next door to the system he got away from us so we went next door to wait for him collecting the ores he had mined, now most of the systems around this 1 system are -4 space so we did not even look at the sec
radar showed them found them killed them next min i find that i am getting hit by concord LMAO we only lost 1 scorp I was able to get the other out maybe 2 cans but only 1 scorp was lost oops was fun though ill never mess with
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.01 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Raeff
rofl .. the 2 scorps getting ganked by concord was funny, but what made me shoot water out my nose was the part about they podded their own wingman LOL[/quis it really that funny? like we havent heard this story a million times. yawn
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dreddish
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Posted - 2004.05.02 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: HDCamper Itsim
Persons A and B mining in .6 system with a Rupture and a Badger. Best ore in the system is kernite. In comes 2 Scorpions to the roid belt - Warp Jamming and webbing. With a 3rd person in tow. They launch their missiles and torpedoes at persons A and B.... Um anyone see a the likely end to the story here?
Sure persons A and B may end up dead. Since they certainly appear to be happily mining away. But um Concorde soon showed up and destroyed those 2 scorpions, who also appear to have accidentally podded their own 3rd man - who Im presuming was trying to pick up cans. Oh yeah - that corpse is sitting in a hangar... :)
If I was trying to be a pirate wouldn't you want totry and make sure that what you were about to do would offer up a reward larger then the loss? If you just have so much stuff and want to just throw it away - why not donate it or anchor a secure can with no password and name it free for all - someone will be more then happy to reprocess what they get, Im sure.
Just seemed so much like an "ID10T" issue - that the corp associated with them would want to revoke their BS rights and put them on frigate duty. A couple of suicide Kestrals maybe.... But 2 scorpions? What could they have been thinking?
All I could think about was the commercials about the credit cards and the word " PRICELESS "
Ive trained my Battleship skill - price 5 million isk
We found a Rupture and a Badger as a target in a .6 systems roid belt and are about to attack. price about 8 million isk
Me and my buddy have scorpions and were ready to rock - 120 millions isk
*** attack ***
Watching the police fly in and blast the BS's while their own torpedoes take out what appears to be their own 3rd member.... PRICELESS.
Then watching the police blast them when they came back in a shuttle as their gear is being scooped up in a Mammoth. That was like having cake and eating it too. :)
Is the idea really to just lose Battleships for no reason? I believe that's indeed my first post. I thought some others may find some entertainment value in this too. One of the scorpion drivers - had a 9 million isk bounty on his head - he would have had to known better. Im pretty sure the guys named large shield booster was worth more then my ship :)
<Laugh it up fuzzball>
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