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masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:03:00 - [1] The pirate's bank is a banking service that i have started, it gives special benefits to pirates. It has an interest rate with a guaranteed monthly profit of at least 10k, no matter how much isk is in the account that month. We currently do not have a domain name, but we do have a website. http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/ If you want to sign up, eve mail the character named happygoat which is my alt for this purpose. There is no minimum balance.
YouGotRipped Ewigkeit	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:03:00 - [2] Not another bank pls.
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:04:00 - [3] Originally by: YouGotRipped Not another bank pls. this isnt just a bank, its an awesome bank :P
Athre Minmatar The HIgher Standard	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:05:00 - [4] Good luck and can I get a depositors list so I can -10 everyone? :)
Rho'varo Diversified Operational Services	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:58:00 - [5] Originally by: masternerdguy It has [...] a guaranteed monthly profit of at least 10k, no matter how much isk is in the account that month. [...] There is no minimum balance. Finally an investment option for the small-time investor! As a rookie pirate, I can get a 100% return per month on my 10 kISK investment. Awesome! Features & Ideas: Winding Up Learning Skills
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.14 21:07:00 - [6] Originally by: Rho'varo Originally by: masternerdguy It has [...] a guaranteed monthly profit of at least 10k, no matter how much isk is in the account that month. [...] There is no minimum balance. Finally an investment option for the small-time investor! As a rookie pirate, I can get a 100% return per month on my 10 kISK investment. Awesome! yeah....100% return is a good thing. we all love 100% returns on small investments :P
Kwint Sommer Lothian Quay Industries	Posted - 2008.05.14 23:19:00 - [7] Wow, a Bank from someone I've never heard of, catering to pirates and offering a lower rate than the most trusted bank in EVE! Where do I sign up? Purchasing and Shipping Moon Minerals
YouGotRipped Ewigkeit	Posted - 2008.05.14 23:41:00 - [8] Edited by: YouGotRipped on 14/05/2008 23:48:19 Originally by: Kwint Sommer Wow, a Bank from someone I've never heard of, catering to pirates and offering a lower rate than the most trusted bank in EVE! Where do I sign up? Look for this signpost: "Arbeit macht frei" and do hurry.
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 01:15:00 - [9] btw i forgot 2 mention that this bank isnt a scam as it has been suggested many times. This is going to be running as long as im on eve.
Professor Leech Southern Light Entertainment Black Scope Project	Posted - 2008.05.15 01:19:00 - [10] Originally by: masternerdguy btw i forgot 2 mention that this bank isnt a scam as it has been suggested many times. This is going to be running as long as im on eve. So 10 hours after you receive any isk?
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 01:20:00 - [11] Originally by: Professor Leech Originally by: masternerdguy btw i forgot 2 mention that this bank isnt a scam as it has been suggested many times. This is going to be running as long as im on eve. So 10 hours after you receive any isk? Theres already 13 mill on deposit.
Selene D'Celeste Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company	Posted - 2008.05.15 02:54:00 - [12] Originally by: masternerdguy Originally by: Professor Leech Originally by: masternerdguy btw i forgot 2 mention that this bank isnt a scam as it has been suggested many times. This is going to be running as long as im on eve. So 10 hours after you receive any isk? Theres already 13 mill on deposit. Despite people deserving to lose their money to this if they send it, I can't help but weep for the state of humanity every single time.
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 03:01:00 - [13] lol humanity is already doomed lol. but this is a real service, and in a year or two when this bank is doing well, im gonna laugh at all you haters. if this was a scam? would i go through so much trouble?
Cagir Cloudy Heaven	Posted - 2008.05.15 03:03:00 - [14] Go to so much trouble? You have a website which doesn't look like it took you much time to put together and what other troubles? A few posts?
Nebuchadnezzar I Art of War Cruel Intentions	Posted - 2008.05.15 09:08:00 - [15] LOL. Pirate bank? Somethings just wrong. Anyhooow if you must lose your isk to a scammer, might as well invest in the headless "wish for wealth" dude, more luls for the isk.
Venger X	Posted - 2008.05.15 09:45:00 - [16] lol Its a Pirate bank and you know what pirates do just check Captain Jack Sparrow pirates cant give money back I KNOW
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 10:14:00 - [17] Originally by: Cagir Go to so much trouble? You have a website which doesn't look like it took you much time to put together and what other troubles? A few posts? im so sory i cant afford a dns name.
Riethe Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen	Posted - 2008.05.15 13:23:00 - [18] Originally by: WWW.GEOCITIES/~BANK SITE4 PIERATS.COM Withdrawal Quantity Limits: When people withdraw all their money at once, you get problems. For example, the great depression in the USA was partly caused by this. So, you may only withdraw up to 900 mill a month, excepting extreme cases such as losing a capitol ship or extremely expensive equipment, if you can prove you lost it. Do what now? Partly caused by what? I get problems? Excepting in extreme cases. Oh ok. Huh?
Rho'varo Diversified Operational Services	Posted - 2008.05.15 14:24:00 - [19] Originally by: masternerdguy From the website: "Guaranteed Safety, all deposits are insured up to 1 mill" So for those who would (foolishly, it seems) deposit a billion ISK, only 0.1% of their deposit is guaranteed? Who is underwriting this guarantee? Features & Ideas: Winding Up Learning Skills
Amarr Citizen 155 Alternative Methods Research Group	Posted - 2008.05.15 14:46:00 - [20] There is only one thing that confuses me about this....why the hell are people still posting in this thread? The idea is crap. The spelling is crap. I'd rather give my isk to Riethe to use for toilet paper. The idea is crap. This guy has no rep. The idea is crap. Here are a few of my favorite parts of the pirate bank website: "2%/Month Interest Rate on ALL accounts with guaranteed minimum monthly profit of 10k" WTF does this even mean??? Some sort of fixed interest rate that is also a variable interest rate? "(collateral of similar value required, and there has to be enough isk in the bank)" Really? You have to have the isk to loan the isk? "we offer some special financial services for pirates, provided you can prove you are a pirate (of course)." I'm a pirate /shoots Treelox in the foot and puts on his eye patch. "sometimes you gotta have rules too" When I read this line, I picture one of the Olsen twins from Full House saying it. Ok all jokes aside, everyone please stop posting in this thread so it can die. Move along, nothing to see here. P.S. That sucks that you don't have a domain name, does that mean we have to connect to your website using its IP address? ---------------------------------------------- Why do it the hard way when you can do it the AMARR way.
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 19:42:00 - [21] we have a dns name now thepiratesbank.us.tc
EBANK Ricdic Eve-Tech Savings n Loans	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:02:00 - [22] If you have a pirates bank why did you post it in the carebears forums?
masternerdguy	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:04:00 - [23] Originally by: EBANK Ricdic If you have a pirates bank why did you post it in the carebears forums? to attract investors of course
YouGotRipped Ewigkeit	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:06:00 - [24] Originally by: masternerdguy Originally by: EBANK Ricdic If you have a pirates bank why did you post it in the carebears forums? to attract investors of course lol
Kazzac Elentria	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:07:00 - [25] Originally by: masternerdguy Originally by: EBANK Ricdic If you have a pirates bank why did you post it in the carebears forums? to attract investors of course I don't think you thought your cunning plan through
EBANK Ricdic Eve-Tech Savings n Loans	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:13:00 - [26] Originally by: Kazzac Elentria Originally by: masternerdguy Originally by: EBANK Ricdic If you have a pirates bank why did you post it in the carebears forums? to attract investors of course I don't think you thought your cunning plan through [insert epic fail pics here]
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.05.15 20:24:00 - [27] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 15/05/2008 20:24:58 I saw this thread in the Crime and Punishment forum and laughed hard, then I laughed harder thinking about the flames if this had been posted in the Market and Discussions thread. Well my thoughts came true once again. Well if this is for real you have not done enough research on the denziens of the EVE O Forums especially the M&D forum. Either way good luck with whatever. Slade

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