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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.05.16 01:38:00 -
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Edited by: Avaricia on 16/05/2008 01:47:55 Edited by: Avaricia on 16/05/2008 01:47:48 why exactly would someone fake their own lossmails? these have not been altered from their posted state.
2008.05.13 01:22:00
Victim: Bartuc Warlord Alliance: NONE Corp: The Giant Squid Corp. Destroyed: Raven System: Decon Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 41,296
Involved parties:
Name: Avaricia (laid the final blow) Security: -10.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: The Accursed Ship: Dominix Weapon: Ogre II Damage Done: 21,481
Name: Doctorstupid2 Security: -1.5 Alliance: NONE Corp: The Accursed Ship: Ishtar Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 13,989
Name: Stickboy Security: -10.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: The Accursed Ship: Dominix Weapon: Ogre I Damage Done: 5,826
Destroyed items:
Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 598 Caldari Navy Bane Torpedo, Qty:472 X-Large C5-L Emergency Shield Overload I Anti-Kinetic Screen Reinforcer I Photon Scattering Field I 'Arbalest' Siege Missile Launcher, Qty: 5 Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I 'Pandemonium' Ballistic Control System Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I Heat Dissipation Field I Quantum Co-Processor Reactor Control Unit I, Qty: 3
Dropped items:
Emergency Damage Control I Janitor, Qty: 10 (Cargo) Local Power Plant Manager: Capacity Power Relay I Invulnerability Field I Caldari Navy Bane Torpedo, Qty: 204 'Arbalest' Siege Missile Launcher, Qty: 1 100MN Afterburner II Heavy Capacitor Booster I Hammerhead I (Drone Bay) Shield Amplifier I
can you spot all the problems? no? let's take a look one by one.
1) i can not, and never have, flown a dominix (can't fly any battleship, since we're on the subject) 2) i can not, and never have, used an ogre II 3) doc's name is not spelled with a capital d because he sucks (arguably the least of the problems with that name) 4) stickboy was not in the accursed on this date, and as far as i know cannot fly a dominix 5) damage amounts on killmails do not have commas 6) there is no such thing as a "shield amplifier" 7) it's called "'Pandemonium' I Ballistic Enhancement" 8) ravens do not have 7 low slots
fail much? now i notice there's a related killmail...
2008.05.13 01:20:00
Victim: Joey Bob Alliance: NONE Corp: The Giant Squid Corp. Destroyed: Thorax System: Decon Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 6451
Involved parties:
Name: doctorstupid2 (laid the final blow) Security: -1.5 Alliance: NONE Corp: The Accursed Ship: Ishtar Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 6451
Destroyed items:
Heavy Neutron Blaster I, Qty: 3 Drone Link Augmentor I Medium F-RX Prototype I Capacitor Boos Damage Control II N-Type Adaptive Nano Membrane I Radioisotope Reactive Membrane I Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 400 Cap Booster 200, Qty: 4 Scan Resolution Hammerhead II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Cap Booster 200, Qty: 28 N-Type Adaptive Nano Membrane I Salvager I Hammerhead II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 169 Medium Armor Repairer I Warp Disruptor II
1) "Medium F-RX Prototype I Capacitor Boos" 2) doc hates hammerheads and yells at people for using them
now it took me a while to figure out why someone would fake their own lossmail on their corp's killboard, but i think i got it figured out, from one of their members' sales-pitch bio: "...full financial support for as long as you need it."
too make it even tastier, they haven't even posted all of their REAL losses. fun times with stupid people 
reign of terror griefmatic |

DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 01:46:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 16/05/2008 01:46:23 lol. Also why would your friend yell at people for using hammerheads!? _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |

Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.05.16 01:46:00 -
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lol this is funnier than anything I've ever seen on C&P before (except maybe Garmon's alt threads). Thank you for posting this \ /
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Saeris
Gallente The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:36:00 -
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On the discovery of this kill I loled, and Duban you just dont know doc, lets just say he has a few sandboxes in his nether region.
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Alenar Rumanev
Minmatar Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.05.16 03:23:00 -
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My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I 01 x HYDRAULIC BAY THRUSTER I
that is all
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar Dawn of Fire Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 03:42:00 -
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made my day I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |

Crazy Tasty
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.05.16 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Alenar Rumanev My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I 01 x HYDRAULIC BAY THRUSTER I
that is all
Thats because your made of failsauce. It should have had a Templar, an Amarr fighter, user by carriers.
To the OP, good digging. ------ // This is by design. When a ship jumps through a gate, it clears all aggression. // - BH ******** Pew on gate, if it gets hot, jump through and Ctrl-Q. Game mechanic endorsed by CCP. |

Jarek Naumen
Gallente Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:59:00 -
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Hilarious and kinda sad at the same time.
Hope you sent his/her name to corp CEO.
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J Bravo
Minmatar Trident of Neptune
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:41:00 -
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You found it on their killboard? With all those errors, it's pretty amazing the board even accepted it to start with.
aw welp
"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer J. Simpson |

Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:44:00 -
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I've found people faking killmails against me before too.
We set up a bubble camp one night in HED and killed a Tau Ceti guy.
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Purplesnake&id=1724611&page=1&filter=losses#mail
Then I was looking and it seems they posted a killmail against me, showing a completely idiotic setup with blank slots and using mods I was nowhere near skilled enough to even use.
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Purplesnake&id=1724611&page=1&filter=losses#mail
Here was a pic I took a while after I found it out. I still didn't have the skills to use that stuff.
http://www.eve-pirate.com/uploads/tiger000120.jpg
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Nexa Necis I've found people faking killmails against me before too.
We set up a bubble camp one night in HED and killed a Tau Ceti guy.
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Purplesnake&id=1724611&page=1&filter=losses#mail
Then I was looking and it seems they posted a killmail against me, showing a completely idiotic setup with blank slots and using mods I was nowhere near skilled enough to even use.
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=Purplesnake&id=1724611&page=1&filter=losses#mail
Here was a pic I took a while after I found it out. I still didn't have the skills to use that stuff.
http://www.eve-pirate.com/uploads/tiger000120.jpg
Uhhh, those 2 link to the same killmail. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |

FievelGoesPostal
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Posted - 2008.06.02 11:47:00 -
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ROFLOL!!!! You all are too much! Can't believe you are that stiff!! It was nothing more than an inside joke with our members and was taken down in a few days.
And BTW, we do post ALL of our losses.
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.02 13:10:00 -
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And some people call me a greedy idiot because my corp has no ship replacement program. Not that any of my corpmates would ever go that low , but carebear CEOs get what they deserve.
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Yon Andon
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Posted - 2008.06.02 13:34:00 -
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Looks like doctor stupid is on the wrong side too
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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.06.02 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: FievelGoesPostal ROFLOL!!!! You all are too much! Can't believe you are that stiff!! It was nothing more than an inside joke with our members and was taken down in a few days.
And BTW, we do post ALL of our losses.
inside joke or not, you have to be missing a chromosome to post a killmail that looks like that. and then do it again.
and when i posted this, soto sporano's hurricane had been unposted for 2 days, and remained unposted for quite some time after (yes, i do watch killboards to see what/how hard my members are griefing). i still count 4 missing.
on a related note, i see your corp still hasn't managed to break through into positive points on your own kb yet, don't worry you'll get there... maybe you'll get a 2:1 kill ratio at the same time? *snicker*
reign of terror griefmatic |

Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.06.02 23:47:00 -
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Originally by: Yon Andon Looks like doctor stupid is on the wrong side too
eh?
reign of terror griefmatic |

NateX
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS.... R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.03 00:42:00 -
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it dont have to be fake, it could be a bug - ive seen myself on a killmail in a carrier which i cant fly :)
R0ADKILL-killboard | Give the tempest 7 turret slots! |

Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.06.03 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: FievelGoesPostal ROFLOL!!!! You all are too much! Can't believe you are that stiff!! It was nothing more than an inside joke with our members and was taken down in a few days.
And BTW, we do post ALL of our losses.
Fail necro is Fail
Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
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Yon Andon
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Posted - 2008.06.03 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Avaricia
Originally by: Yon Andon Looks like doctor stupid is on the wrong side too
eh?
just an attempt at humor that evidently misfired, that's all 
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InSession
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.06.03 23:41:00 -
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Giant Squid is fail.
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