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Dravius Luxor
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.18 11:52:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Malcanis
When you're heading to a tube station in a rough part of London and you're thinking "I hope it's not camped".
This.
Although replace 'London' with 'Belfast', and 'tube station' with 'street corner'...
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Scilent Enigma
Minmatar
Vae Victis Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.18 12:35:00 -
[32]
Originally by: 000Hunter000
rather, when u can no longer remember how many threads like these u have seen 
And still thinking it's a great game 
Very true, though I still enjoy theses threads.. always good for a laugh
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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
Friend or Enemy
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Posted - 2008.05.18 14:08:00 -
[33]
When you sign a day report at work with your character name and mention that they should all "fly safe"...
Raised a few eyebrows...
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Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........
Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
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BiggestT
Caldari
Fun Inc
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.18 14:41:00 -
[34]
You know youve played eve too much when u start circling a guy in a pub fidht while punching,
You know youve played eve too much when you ask how much isk they needed a tht e cashier
You know youve played eve too much when someone sks your name and u say "insert eve name"
You know youve played eve too much when you send another guy into the pub first to scout the area
You know youve played eve too much when people are talking about camping (real life camping you know with tents etc) and you say "what system?"
"The assymetrical horrors of the motherland will rise,
the mechanical beasts will depart from the dark,
we will not perish, we will not fail.
The Reign of the Caldari State is nigh." |
Sabrin Kulu
Caldari
Kismet Foundation
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Posted - 2008.05.18 15:14:00 -
[35]
I find my self referring to real life money as ISK more and more often.
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Niko medes
Gallente
T.E.C. Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.18 17:24:00 -
[36]
Quote:
You know when you have been playing too much EVE when your carpooling to work, and when you see a blimp fly overhead you shout, "TITAN - WARP OUT!", and then swerve off the road into a ditch.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.18 17:37:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Avoheja
When I saw this gif and thought "zomg exploit!!! he escaped CONCORD!!!" I knew it was time to log off for a couple hours.
You win forever
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Nyk
Golden Gavel Enterprises
The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.19 04:06:00 -
[38]
I was in the middle of playing eve one night, and my mom came in and asked "whats the fastest way to get to texas and back in 2 days?" And without thinking i said "u could warp there."
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PsychoBones
R.E.C.O.N.
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.19 04:23:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Sabrin Kulu
I find my self referring to real life money as ISK more and more often.
This, tbqh. Also, I had a dream once that I was driving a Drake down the freeway and rolled it. It's weird cuz I've only ever flown the Drake once in-game and absolutely hated it.
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Avoheja
Caldari
The Venture Co.
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Posted - 2008.05.19 04:25:00 -
[40]
Originally by: PsychoBones
Originally by: Sabrin Kulu
I find my self referring to real life money as ISK more and more often.
This, tbqh. Also, I had a dream once that I was driving a Drake down the freeway and rolled it. It's weird cuz I've only ever flown the Drake once in-game and absolutely hated it.
What were you trying so hard to get away from that you had to do a barrel roll in a Drake? 
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Bish Ounen
Gallente
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.05.19 04:36:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Sabrin Kulu
I find my self referring to real life money as ISK more and more often.
Well, if you live in Iceland there really isn't an issue with that.
For me, I find that when I start getting stressed out over in-game events (dealing with wars, large sell and buy orders, did I remember to refuel the POS, etc.) it's time to set a long skill train and take a break.
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Mara Rinn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.19 05:39:00 -
[42]
You know you've been playing EVE too long when you go to your other MMO and wonder why you can't find any good gear on the AH, why there are no new skill to train on your character sheet, and wonder why fishing is still at 130/375 when you're sure that's where it was last week when you logged out.
You know you've been playing EVE too long when someone does a risk analysis report on a new project, and you are already prepping your "go back to WoW" comeback, before realising that the guy actually wants the project to go ahead and is already planning a risk management strategy, and the first strategy you can think of is rolling more alts to watch gate traffic.
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Leora Nomen
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.05.19 07:41:00 -
[43]
when you finish reading an assignment and think to yourself "ok training of environmental policies level V has been completed, switch skill" and pick up next reading assignment :)
guide to game time codes |
Danui
Gallente
United Titans Of Progress
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Posted - 2008.05.19 07:53:00 -
[44]
When you go out for lunch from work at 12 (11 eve time) and return at 1.30 cause you think DT will be extend today...
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Eve-online guide collection
Web based version |
DeusEx Executor
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Posted - 2008.05.19 08:07:00 -
[45]
You understand it when you play other games and the people can't understand you at all beacause you use wierd names for everything...
Base -> Station
Enemy -> Red
And a craload of others stuff
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igbshop
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Posted - 2008.05.19 08:27:00 -
[46]
Edited by: igbshop on 19/05/2008 08:27:18
You know you play to much eve, when you ask your Boss if you have already enough LP to buy that Faction Battleship...
greets
Knorkor (wrong toon -.-)
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Mavrix Able
M0NEY SH0T
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Posted - 2008.05.19 09:11:00 -
[47]
Taking one from RL.
When in town during weekend nights I from time to time percieve groups of drunken lads who might be looking for a fight as blobs and then checks the street for the nearest warpout points in case they aggress and if I see cops around I consider myself in hi-sec and guess I am not going to be suicide ganked unless I make it worth their while.
-NWS/Mav
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Niko medes
Gallente
T.E.C. Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.20 00:48:00 -
[48]
you know you play too much eve when in a fps game, your squad gets ambushed and you start screaming in the mic WARP WARP WARP!!
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Varopriest
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:15:00 -
[49]
You know you've been playing Eve too long when a friend says that he just bought a Jaguar, and you reply "Why do want something that serves no real purpose?"
Later you realize that he was talking about his new car.
Remember: "That which does not kill you, makes you giggle. And tends to change your native language to Smackinese." |
Jmanis Catharg
Caldari
Stickler inc
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:18:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Jmanis Catharg on 20/05/2008 01:19:22
Although I claim much embarrasment admitting this, here's a pretty good indication.
I had a dream last night that I went off to some sort of laser-skirmish game with a bunch of mates. It was set over a variety of arenas on an old military base. It was pretty fun, but I remember in the dream, after what felt like an hour of running over hills, through bushes etc. I felt I wasn't tagging people fast enough, and not getting enough points.
So I've left the area, taken off my sensor vest (y'know, the thing that detects when you get shot),, next thing I know I've flown overhead of where we were playing in a Raven fitted with Mega Pulse Lasers, tagging everyone in sight.
Surprisingly, my teammates said "Hey, that's totally cool. Y'know, there's some military cadets in another area over that fence, you should go shoot them up too!". So I "warped" there (cmon, it was a couple hundred meters!), but to my surprise the cadets had set up large bubbles on the ground, and there was hundreds of them.
The rest is a bit of a blur before I woke up, but I remember my tank started to break, but I got away, which impressed my teammates even more. Dream concluded with me sneaking into the cadet's barracks, stealing a packet of dim-sims from their freezer and yelling "Yarrr! Couldn't even take down a bubbled raven with a hundred of you!"
Uh,,
Yeah,,,
EDIT: And for some reason, it's a bit disjointed, but I get the feeling a Fire Station set in ye olde England, Call of Duty and Quad Damage were involved too,, though I have no idea why. They were just on my mind when I woke up,,,
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Ballistic CEO
The Ballistic Corporation
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:30:00 -
[51]
During a team meeting recently my boss was talking about some work we had on a fair distance away.
I initally asked "so how many jumps is that?" But had the good fortune to escape undetected due to a TII throat mucus build up.
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Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:40:00 -
[52]
The Philly Market-Frankford El line's automated voice ("Doors are Closing. Doors are Opening...") always reminds me of Aura. I expect to hear "warp drive active" every time it starts moving 
... and sometimes it isn't synched to the right stops and announces the wrong waypoints... and you realize you just thought "waypoints..."
... and then you think "omg autopilot's broke."
Zleip > very, and this is more or less a post of humor that seriousness =)
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Taedrin
Gallente
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.20 01:54:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Spoon Thumb
Two words: The Game
<capslock>
IT'S BEEN TWO FREAKING YEARS AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT ALL!!!
</capslock>
I hate you...
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Gealbhan
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.20 02:16:00 -
[54]
When you see This and you think "That's made by the Minmatar".
"Concentrate all your fire on one target, when it is destroyed, move on to the next. That is how you secure victory". - Tactica Imperium. |
Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.05.20 02:47:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Gealbhan
When you see This and you think "That's made by the Minmatar".
Aaaargh!
or when you mouseover a link and see .uk at the end and first thing you think is "ushra'khan?"
i wish i were making this up
Zleip > very, and this is more or less a post of humor that seriousness =)
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tadig smik
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.05.20 03:49:00 -
[56]
I caught myself referring to not being able to connect to my wireless router as being "jammed" the other day...
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Smantha Dering
Caldari
Sam's Space Guys
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Posted - 2008.05.20 04:13:00 -
[57]
I asked my wife if I could borrow some isk 
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Culmen
Caldari
HeartVenom Inc.
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.20 04:34:00 -
[58]
Stolen from the devs
you look at a subway map
plan your route, and refer to each station as a jump
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Billy Sastard
Amarr
Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.05.20 04:43:00 -
[59]
Once at the supermarket a guy said 'Hey Billy' and I almost responded...
-=^=-
My views do not represent my alliance. TBH, my posts do not even represent my own views...I am posting while asleep. |
Zobiana
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Posted - 2008.05.20 05:02:00 -
[60]
Sadly, this is true, I did this a few days ago....
You know you've played EVE too long when you look at your battery charge indicator in your truck and think "Powergrid"
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