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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:28:00 -
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Epic Fail Mercenery's for hire now accepting evrey kind of contract. so contact me with information or join 'epic fail inc' public channel or post on our foum if its not confendential.
Forum:http://epicfailinc.mybb3.org/index.php |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:42:00 -
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sweet forums
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Eve Players are not very smart.
Support Killmail Overhaul
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Sha'ul
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:47:00 -
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You stole our tag line. If you want real epic Phail you need Noob Mercs. |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 06:48:00 -
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lol i diddent even know you guys existed and btw thx for the forum comment |
Phenomena X
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Posted - 2008.05.22 07:20:00 -
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There can be only 1! I suggest a fight to the death.....
I'll make sure to bring my salvager. |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.22 07:24:00 -
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I salvaged a bunch of PHAIL and/or PHAIL-generated wrecks today in Naguton. They left meta 4 loot and faction ammo in the wrecks so I stole it all tbh. |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.22 08:30:00 -
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Gl, welcome to the buisness!
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Zombie Apocalypse Guitar-Wielding Superteam |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 10:06:00 -
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Thx m8 just need some more contracts.
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 12:53:00 -
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no one ?
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Sayonara Sith
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Posted - 2008.05.22 16:45:00 -
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What kind of pricing? My can got flipped in Wuos recently, and they blew up my Cormorant. I'd like some revenge... even if I have to pay for it. |
Iradlac Lowlander
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:10:00 -
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you stole our tag , for real  
and there is only room for 1 PHAILing merc corp in New-Eden.
!! Noobs Deathmatch !! 
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:35:00 -
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first of all i dont even know you guys so no we diddent steal your tag.
secondly depends m8 how big the corp is uhhm what they can do so just contact me for priceing or post on our forum with details thx
eyar.
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.22 18:45:00 -
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You trying to steal our thunder? This could be cause for war you know..... once we finish with Goons and Bruce anyway.
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I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you:
BOW DOWN! |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 19:00:00 -
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k well we did not steal your tag.
lol
eyar.
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dca0508
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 19:08:00 -
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For contract contact either Me (dca0508) or eyar. The forums is available for guest if u wnat to leave a contractproposal or just a lovenote;)
/DC
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Boz Well
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Posted - 2008.05.22 19:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Nubbin King
You trying to steal our thunder? This could be cause for war you know..... once we finish with Goons and Bruce anyway.
Original Phail vs Imitation Fail.. place your bets now folks.
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 19:55:00 -
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Again we diddent imitate there name.
lol
eyar.
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Araviel
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 21:51:00 -
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woot, i feel honored, a corp named in tribute to us.
wish you the best of luck
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 22:59:00 -
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k i accept that(altho we diddent know you existed):p
eyar.
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Faekurias
Cash Money Brothers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:13:00 -
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Noob Mercs and Fail start -> <WERFKD> ? Plz? 
Sig locked, abuse of use - for more information mail [email protected] |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:44:00 -
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lol.... i dont think so.
eyar.
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Lili Killer
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Boz Well
Originally by: Nubbin King
You trying to steal our thunder? This could be cause for war you know..... once we finish with Goons and Bruce anyway.
Original Phail vs Imitation Fail.. place your bets now folks.
10mil on orginal ones :D
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strawberry alarmclock
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:54:00 -
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impostor!! nubbin king please war dec these guys the second we get done killin goons
we are noob mercs u will fear us laugh at us. |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 01:10:00 -
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Evreyone betting ?
btw we arrent imitating as we diddent know they exist until they posted here.
eyar.
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Celgone Rahl
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 01:52:00 -
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Yes, yes, you said that already.
Ignorance of the PHAIL is no excuse!
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 02:08:00 -
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Edited by: Eyar on 23/05/2008 02:12:13
no your right it isent
cause its not ignoring if you dont know about the corp in question before that you name your corp.
and btw imitating would mean that we 'imitated you' so we would have exactly the same name or very very close to it wich is not true.
Coperation name Yours=Noob Merc Ours=Epic Fail Inc.
Tag Yours=Phail Ours= EFI
dont see much imitating there ?
eyar.
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Mirana Niranne
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 03:20:00 -
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As you get to know us, you'll come to learn that by and large, when we start acting like a bunch of tough guys, we're just screwing with you....
I mean, I wouldn't put it past King to wardec you after this week's round of violence, but it won't be because we hate you.... we just want a pony.
Phear the PHAIL |
Kehmor
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.23 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lili Killer
Originally by: Boz Well
Originally by: Nubbin King
You trying to steal our thunder? This could be cause for war you know..... once we finish with Goons and Bruce anyway.
Original Phail vs Imitation Fail.. place your bets now folks.
10mil on orginal ones :D
I'll take that bet. 10mil says new ones score more kills on the old ones than visa versa.
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Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
The answer is yes. |
Novemb3r
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.05.23 05:43:00 -
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I want to hire you to wardec Molotov Coalition. They called me names on vent.
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 08:35:00 -
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Lol, no now real contracts.
eyar.
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Changelink
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Posted - 2008.05.23 08:59:00 -
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Yes, I can see a war emerging from this :D
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Ajla Demno
Standing Rock Company
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Posted - 2008.05.23 09:24:00 -
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As a start it would help to give a better description of yourselves and not just keep replying with the same lines over and over again. I don't know about the others, but I prefer to see a nicely written post with proper spelling and grammer. Also saying that you everything isn't a good description of what you do, maybe making a list of what your willing to do and a basic pricing list would get you started.
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Sang Jin
Avanti Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.23 09:46:00 -
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Is betting still open? 10mill on Noob Mercs.
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Kan3r Blaze
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Sang Jin
Is betting still open? 10mill on Noob Mercs.
We'll take that...can we take that?
Where's the boss gone?
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Araviel
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 10:45:00 -
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if noob mercs dec you becasue of the name we could dec them in return,
becasue seriously, if someone can claim copyright of the name then its us.
were the ones who brought epic fails to eve, check our history 
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 12:09:00 -
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Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/05/2008 12:08:59
We should hire Epic Fail to dec us.
Hire Epic to protect us.
Dec Epic because our guys would get confused and attack them anyway.
All that's left is figuring out how you judge a winner in a war where everyone phails.
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dca0508
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 14:31:00 -
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well bla bla bla.... the future will tell what will happen right? We didnt take ur name och imitate or something like that. to bad it happend but done is done tbh.. So lets just drop the discussion.
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Mickey Simon
Asran Defence Force
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Posted - 2008.05.23 14:36:00 -
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Well, this thread sure fits your name :D
Good luck, it's a hard business apparently.
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Asran Defence Force is recruiting! |
Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.05.23 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Tal Nok on 23/05/2008 14:44:16
Originally by: dca0508
well bla bla bla.... the future will tell what will happen right? We didnt take ur name och imitate or something like that. to bad it happend but done is done tbh.. So lets just drop the discussion.
lol no lets not, lets keep it going because this is highly entertaining.
Noob mercs: Imitatorz!!!1
Failures: i haz no e-matashuns
Noob mercs: war dec!
Failures: no we haz run! shhh now
edit: 10 mil on noob mercs
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: dca0508
well bla bla bla.... the future will tell what will happen right? We didnt take ur name och imitate or something like that. to bad it happend but done is done tbh.. So lets just drop the discussion.
You're right. Talk is cheap. We'll have to settle this next week the old fashioned way.
Noob Mercs holds a patent on Epic Phailure.
Don't go taking on a big contract just yet.
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I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you:
BOW DOWN! |
Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nubbin King
Noob Mercs holds a patent on Epic Phailure.
hell no you dont, we been holding it for 3 years, and considering that we originate from Xetic and CFS some people could even claim that we have been holding it longer than that.
but ok, if you fail to fight us about it maybe we can hand it over. 
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Boost Amarr and I will conquer the Universe - you been warned |
Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:20:00 -
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Edited by: Tal Nok on 23/05/2008 17:20:48
Originally by: Nubbin King
Noob Mercs holds a patent on Epic Phailure.
Don't go taking on a big contract just yet.
imo, this is sheer awesomeness which should be followed up with HD fraps and a bad 80's soundtrack.
Edit: From post above, a true threesome and no one is drunk. Pure win if all dec's get going. Should be a fun time.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.24 01:24:00 -
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I'am glad your enjoing yourself :P
eyar.
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Kraank
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Posted - 2008.05.24 14:36:00 -
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bump
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Merkava Solidor
The Unbound
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Posted - 2008.05.24 15:28:00 -
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Edited by: Merkava Solidor on 24/05/2008 15:28:24
Originally by: Eyar
I'am glad your enjoing yourself :P
eyar.
Thems fightin words boyo....
Dec time. 
(edit) **** wrong character again!!
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.24 22:20:00 -
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Dec who ?
Eyar.
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Footfist Headknocker
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Posted - 2008.05.24 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Eyar
Dec who ?
You probably. Don't worry too much about it mate. If Phail decs you, just be sure to bring people of ammo cause there'll be dead or dieing people all around you.
On a sidenote, you might want to start a new "for hire thread" and rename this topic to something like War of the Fail, and let it run its inevitable course of epicness :P |
Votum Nex
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.25 00:53:00 -
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Originally by: Footfist Headknocker
You probably. Don't worry too much about it mate. If Phail decs you, just be sure to bring people of ammocause there'll be dead or dieing people all around you.
On a sidenote, you might want to start a new "for hire thread" and rename this topic to something like War of the Fail, and let it run its inevitable course of epicness :P
What does that even mean? people of ammo?
This thread was granted epic status just by Phail posting in it.
Upon him I will visit Famine and Fire
'Til all around him Desolation rings
And all the Demons of the outer dark
Look on amazed and recognize
That Vengeance is the business of a Man |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 02:32:00 -
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I am not worrieng and btw it should be called war of the epicness if there comes a war.
Eyar.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.25 03:19:00 -
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10 mil on noob mercs |
Araviel
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Eyar
I am not worrieng and btw it should be called war of the epicness if there comes a war.
Eyar.
uhm wait now,,, how did it come to that?
i thought we where on the same side
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Valandril
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Araviel
Originally by: Eyar
I am not worrieng and btw it should be called war of the epicness if there comes a war.
Eyar.
uhm wait now,,, how did it come to that?
i thought we where on the same side
You must understand eyar, he can't really read well (failed to read my name so this speaks for itself).
But yea, that war would be funny :P
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Griefer looking for corp! |
Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 10:59:00 -
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i wasent talking about The 'Epic' guys m8. so yes i guess we are at the same side.
and btw val is correct that post was m8 pretty late in the morning here.
eyar.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises
The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.25 21:48:00 -
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I could see a 3-way war resulting from this. Someone dec Red and Blue so Purple can get in on the wardec action.
Eventually we'll need a scorecard to keep track of who's shooting who.
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Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado
Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Eyar
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.26 09:28:00 -
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Yes we would if there came a war from this.
eyar.
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dca0508
Epic Fail Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.29 17:44:00 -
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hehe this will be fun..
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Celgone Rahl
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.30 21:59:00 -
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The war has started with a bang! Their's of course.
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teh punisher
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.05.30 22:48:00 -
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Edited by: teh punisher on 30/05/2008 22:48:52
we should form an alliance
edit: (once we're done killing eachother, that is)
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