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Hammerfail CEO Hammerfail Industries	Posted - 2008.05.30 18:43:00 - [31] Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Hammerfail CEO Originally by: Kehmor I'm interested in your escort duties. I would like two "members" so 20mil ye? I believe Hammerfail Industries will be more suited to your needs. We only charge over 9000k per member so for you to hire two members it would cost 18001k per week. A cheaper and more efficient service you will be hard pressed to find! Is that "hard pressing" a gaurentee? SIR! I do not find this a laughing matter. Mercenary work is serious business. If you are serious about this please send me an eve mail in game with details of what you want to happen! Hammerfail Industries Professional Mercenary Solutions Accept no substitutes or imposters!
Hammerfall Ceo Hammerfall Industries	Posted - 2008.05.30 19:38:00 - [32] Edited by: Hammerfall Ceo on 30/05/2008 19:40:05 Originally by: Hammerfail CEO Originally by: Kehmor Originally by: Hammerfail CEO Originally by: Kehmor I'm interested in your escort duties. I would like two "members" so 20mil ye? I believe Hammerfail Industries will be more suited to your needs. We only charge over 9000k per member so for you to hire two members it would cost 18001k per week. A cheaper and more efficient service you will be hard pressed to find! Is that "hard pressing" a gaurentee? SIR! I do not find this a laughing matter. Mercenary work is serious business. If you are serious about this please send me an eve mail in game with details of what you want to happen! Sir, Your avatar disturbs me! (because it's FAIL) And please stop trolling in Hammerfall Industries official thread. Or we will hunt you down. Our supreme commander RAUDMEES is already prepared his titan to pwn/kill/own you and your pathetic "corporation".
Hammerfail CEO Hammerfail Industries	Posted - 2008.05.30 19:58:00 - [33] Edited by: Hammerfail CEO on 30/05/2008 19:58:57 Originally by: Hammerfall Ceo Sir, Your avatar disturbs me! (because it's FAIL) And please stop trolling in Hammerfall Industries official thread. Or we will hunt you down. Our supreme commander RAUDMEES is already prepared his titan to pwn/kill/own you and your pathetic "corporation". You are the imposter here sir! Not only do you bribe moderators to unlock this duplicate and obvious fake thread (you're corporation only has five members, HA!) but you then have my SERIOUS thread locked as 'trolling' I find this very upsetting and disturbing that a supposedly honourable mercenary would sink to such levels. Good day to you sir! Hammerfail Industries Professional Mercenary Solutions Accept no substitutes or imposters!
Garmon Heretic Army	Posted - 2008.05.31 14:40:00 - [34] Hello Hammerfall Ceo how much would it cost you to give me the corpse of oodin? __________________________________ Vids about me raping peeps in my trusty battle boat
Intelrelay	Posted - 2008.05.31 17:37:00 - [35] i'd hire you if you werent that pricy.
Apoctasy The Python Cartel	Posted - 2008.06.01 05:40:00 - [36] Edited by: Apoctasy on 01/06/2008 05:40:36 Originally by: kor anon Originally by: Karentaki Originally by: Enden Assulu I wish to recruit hammerphail industries to dec themselves. Pfft - Are you seriously suggesting Hammerfall Industries would be capable of successfully locating, and then defeating themselves in any engagement with even remotely even odds? You sir, are CRAZY! They are neither capable of locating their own rear ends, nor, in the unlikely event they do, capable of successfully defending or harming said rear end. While it may at first seem illogical and frankly impossible for them to both fail to defeat themselves, and fail to avoid defeating themselves, this is none the less true. The paradox resulting from the above statement, is far smaller in magnitude than the paradox resulting from Hammerfall Industries actually succeeding at anything. Thus, entropy dictates that the universe follow the least paradoxical pathway, and it is inevitable that they will continue to fail even at such a seemingly simple contract. In conclusion, I strongly reccomend you do not hire Hammerfall Industries to dec themselves, and instead hire a more competent mercenary force, such as a melon, or possibly an "Asteroid (Veldspar)". Originally by: kor anon ******* lol

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