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Dev Larren
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Posted - 2004.05.06 21:18:00 -
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In my capacity as a Caldari Naval Reservist I recently conducted a mission on behalf of a Navy Agent which involved dealing with an illegal slaver operating in the Caldari State.
As well as rescuing the freedom-loving Caldari citizens imprisoned by this despicable rogue I also liberated his private harem of 28 "pleasure" slaves and here begins my problem.
Naturally, on delivering these newly liberated individuals to my hanger I contacted one of the many charitable organisations that helps such recently liberated individuals. However as I await the transport that will take them to new homes I am having difficulties dealing with this partcular variety of recently liberated individuals.
Having being reared and trained to provide "pleasure" these young ladies make frequent offers I would prefer not to discuss. As an officer (albeit part-time) and a gentlemen I decline these offers and instead seek to give them lessons in the Caldari values of freedom, private enterprise and citzenship. Being well-trained "pleasure" slaves they feign interest in my discussions and contribute points of discussion but I can tell it is of no real interest to them.
I also find my hanger beseiged by all manner of male station personnel who seem to have suddenly found "official" reasons to be there. Each day there seem to be dozens of safety inspections, radiation tests, complimentary ship cleaning, etc. I find myself having to keep a constant vigil in order to best protect the interests and honour of those in my custody.
I do hope this charity transport shows up soon.
Commanding Officer
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AsheRaven
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Posted - 2004.05.06 22:02:00 -
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I shall send a dispatch emmedietly :D
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Bigfoot Hunter
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Posted - 2004.05.07 02:38:00 -
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Try my approach to keeping the station personel away from things you dont want em to touch i call it the godfather approach alls ya need is a steel bat.
step 1: they try to take advantage of these poor mistreated young laddies you hit em with the bat.
step 2: if they keep trying swing for the knee caps
step 3: if problems still persist swing below the belt.
step 4:if the stain crew is that determined call me up and ill send a whole crew armed with steel bats to further disuad them.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.05.07 13:01:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 07/05/2004 13:04:33
Clearly the young ladies concerned were very happy in their previous roles.
No doubt they were treated well by their previous employer, despite being trained to act in a manner that might be considered by some to be immoral..
I suggest that you contact the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Slaves, who I'm sure will take them off your hands and re-house them in an appropriate setting, and further their education.
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AsheRaven
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Posted - 2004.05.07 13:43:00 -
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Further their education?
I fail to see how plesuring a perverted master furthers the education of your religion?
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.05.07 13:47:00 -
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 Originally by: AsheRaven
Further their education?
I fail to see how plesuring a perverted master furthers the education of your religion?
Firstly, there's no confirmation that either their previous or any future employers are perverted.
Secondly, when I referred to furthering their education, I of course meant that they should be properly schooled in the scriptures rather than being taught how to continue to give in to their base instincts.
Trust a Minnie to only focus on the sexual aspects of their story and extrapolate from only those elements 
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AsheRaven
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Posted - 2004.05.07 14:00:00 -
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Wow... I thought it was a Gallante trait according to you Amarrians. What changed your views Rodj? A run in with horny Minmitar Women?
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Intergral Carla
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Posted - 2004.05.07 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: AsheRaven
Wow... I thought it was a Gallante trait according to you Amarrians. What changed your views Rodj? A run in with horny Minmitar Women?
When a Minmitar women with taste gets horney, they can pick better than Rodj, I assure you 
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AsheRaven
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Posted - 2004.05.07 14:06:00 -
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Okay... moving on 
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.05.07 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: AsheRaven
Wow... I thought it was a Gallante trait according to you Amarrians. What changed your views Rodj? A run in with horny Minmitar Women?
My views are as they always were: that the Gallente are a sensuous though decadent race, and the Minmatars are brutal and unable to control their primeval instincts to rut at the drop of the hat. That's one of the reasons why you need our guidance!
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AsheRaven
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Posted - 2004.05.07 14:17:00 -
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Oh geez, that old yarn again *yawn*
Just let me return them to their Gallante families (assuming thats where they're from)
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vecdran
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Posted - 2004.05.07 17:17:00 -
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I'm sorry to hear of your problem dev. Might I suggest you demand official papers for everyone who helps your hangars? Might prevent the majority of the bottom feeders for finding excuses to further abuse these poor women.
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Dev Larren
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Posted - 2004.05.07 17:37:00 -
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Well I am pleased to say that the young women have moved on and will be reabilitated so that they can enjoy lives with more opportunity (if that is what they want.) There was quite a sizable group in my hanger wishing to say good-bye!
Much as I enjoyed their company it is partly a relief that this has been resolved. Apart from my hanger no longer being under a state of siege by the male denizans of this Caldari Navy Station I should also hopefully get less hate messages sent to me by the wives and girlfriends of the same denizans. I felt it very unfair that one should describe me as a "*****-mongering pimp" given that I was in no way responsible for the allure of my guests nor did I encourage it. I am also hopeful that the female Cladari Navy Security Officer whom I had been dating briefly will now consent to talk to me again.
However I have to admit I was very touched by the farewell gift the young ladies gave me. Given that they had very few posessions when I rescued them I was touched that one would part with one of their only items of value to show their gratitude. I believe that it is supposed to be some sort of ceremonial religious device specific to the culture of the woman who gave it to me but given it's rather phallic shape I am a little unsure. In any case it will go in my old State War Academy footlocker where I keep all my special momentos from space-faring.
My hanger seems strangley quiet now with just the crates of hybrid ammunition and unused ship modules.
Commanding Officer
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