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Krystal Demishy
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Posted - 2008.06.07 09:02:00 -
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hh:mm:ss Notify You successfully salvage from the x Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged.
Then why was it successfully?? 
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.07 09:35:00 -
[2]
you successfully determined there was nothing of value in the wreck, it all got explody!
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Krystal Demishy
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Posted - 2008.06.07 09:42:00 -
[3]
You successfully got a prize, unfortunately there was no prize to get.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.06.07 11:26:00 -
[4]
You sucessfully unwrapped your present, however, it was an empty box.
1|2|3|4|5 |
Zaknussem
The Ironbreakers
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Posted - 2008.06.07 14:27:00 -
[5]
You successfully cooked your dinner. Unfortunately, there was no food in it. |
Salva Cora
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 14:52:00 -
[6]
I made you a cookie but I eated it
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Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2008.06.07 15:06:00 -
[7]
You successfully drink a Coors Light. Unfortunately there was no beer in it.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
Stephen HB
Mystical Knights
Legionnaire Services Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.06.07 15:08:00 -
[8]
You successfully open your front door. Unfortunately, you have no house.
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Character creation guide.
 Originally by: Adonis 4174
You killed him to annoy him. He self-destructed to annoy you. You're annoyed thus he wins.
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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.06.07 19:46:00 -
[9]
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Maaku
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:28:00 -
[10]
Firstly, you must find...another shrubbery!!!!
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Ryuga VonRhaiden
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.08 00:34:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Ryuga VonRhaiden on 08/06/2008 00:34:22
You successfully open a new thread. Unfortunately, there was nobody who cared.
Do not try and find the signature... that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth... There is no signature. |
Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.06.08 01:49:00 -
[12]
You successfully salvage all the best wrecks. Unfortunately, the mission-runner does not cry.
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[insert signature here] |
David Rouvenor
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Posted - 2008.06.08 02:19:00 -
[13]
You wake up, do you:
A. Go north
B. Go south
C. Go east
D. Go west
E. Get back in bed because your too tired to answer.
> E
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demonfurbie
Covert-Nexus
White Core
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Posted - 2008.06.08 17:12:00 -
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maybe there is some sort of salvage code ya need
try up up down down left right left right a b b a and pressing start. but the issue is getting a nes controller to work with eve
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Kyle Cataclysm
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Posted - 2008.06.09 00:15:00 -
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Your guns successfully hit Estamel Tharchon, wrecking for 5000 damage. Unfortunately there is no officer in your belt and you're shooting an asteroid.
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2008.06.09 04:32:00 -
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You succesfully married the woman of your dreams ... Unfortunately she wasn't a woman at all 
Viva VENEZUELA!!!
Archipelago Theory
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Ikserak tai
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Posted - 2008.06.09 04:55:00 -
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It means your salvaging modules worked effectively enough to salvage anything salvagable.
It is a confirmation that your skills, modules, and rigs (if any) had a high enough percentage of salvaging probability to have succeeded in the salvage operation, as opposed to having "Your salvaging effort failed this time".
Some wonder why their salvaging effort fails, this is just a confirmation of success, with the sad information that you destroyed the ship so effectively nothing was left intact enough to be of value.
YOU'VE NEVER ROCKED 'TIL YOU'VE UNDOCKED. |
Vos Bein
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Posted - 2008.06.09 09:47:00 -
[18]
You successfully passed the gas, but now your shorts are stained
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Kerosene
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.09 11:36:00 -
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You successfully pulled a bird but she didn't put out.
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Eve. Eve eve eve eve. EVE. Eve. Eve eve eve eve eve eve EVE eve eve. - Kerosene
The way to stop isk farmers is to STOP BUYING ISK.
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Poast Warrior
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.09 18:37:00 -
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You have successfully slowboated to within tractor beam range. Unfortunately CCP hates you, so you will get nothing and like it.
At least that's how it appears on my screen. 
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Father Gabriel
Individualist Consortium
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Posted - 2008.06.09 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Salva Cora
I made you a cookie but I eated it
ROFL!!
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Kyanzes
Utopian Research I.E.L.
The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.06.09 20:11:00 -
[22]
You successfully pick the winning numbers. Unfortunately you don't have a lottery ticket.
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
Chinger
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.09 21:22:00 -
[23]
You successfully won a poker game. Unfortunately you were playing with yourself.
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Bytaless
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Posted - 2008.06.10 22:57:00 -
[24]
The operation was a complete succes ! However, the patient is dead ! |
Viqtoria
Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.06.10 23:36:00 -
[25]
the king is dead, long live the king! |
Sexiest Beast
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.11 00:06:00 -
[26]
You successfully installed eve online, sadly you're still thinking like a WOW player.
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Archonan
Distillery
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Posted - 2008.06.13 19:12:00 -
[27]
Those that used Zork-y replies...I LOVE YOU!
"There can be only one" |
SheriffFruitfly
Induseng Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.06.13 20:55:00 -
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You successfully invaded ther base, but there were no doodz to kill. |
Zaknussem
The Ironbreakers
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Posted - 2008.06.13 23:12:00 -
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Originally by: SheriffFruitfly
You successfully invaded ther base, but there were no doodz to kill.
A slight variation of the above:
You successfully invaded their base. Unfortunately, it was already belong to us.  |
lupynzo
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Posted - 2008.06.14 13:33:00 -
[30]
You successfully have sex. Unfortunately there was no women !!!
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Siigari Kitawa
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.06.14 15:00:00 -
[31]
You successfully salvage the wreck, but wasted all your time doing nothing productive.
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mofokitkat
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.14 18:02:00 -
[32]
You successfully bent the spoon, Unfortunately there was no spoon..
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MEBHansen
Darwin With Attitude
oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2008.06.14 22:44:00 -
[33]
You successfully played with your wiener. Unfortunately you now have sauce on your hands.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.06.15 00:50:00 -
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You successfully built a Corporation, unfortunately, somebody stole your idea and posted it with a similar name.
(Wasting who's time, Siigari?)
We're Recruiting! |
Krystal Demishy
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Posted - 2008.06.15 12:42:00 -
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Lol to everyone :D
This has become a super-rofling thread mahaha
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w00kieman
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Posted - 2008.06.15 16:47:00 -
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You successfully detected traps, you can see all zero traps.
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the member
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.06.16 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: mofokitkat
You successfully bent the spoon, Unfortunately there was no spoon..
hahahhahaha
Quote:
"You're obviously from France."
-- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Asiel
The Baby Sitters
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Posted - 2008.06.16 11:01:00 -
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Edited by: Asiel on 16/06/2008 11:00:56
you succesfully repackaged your nooby ship, unfortunately
only ships can be assembled, the item you are trying to assemble is a : Ibis
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Hobo silent
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:12:00 -
[39]
You Successfully Fitted your drake, Unfortunetley You fitted it with an active shield tank.
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Mr Popov
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.16 19:26:00 -
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you have succesfully created your first character. Unfortunately you created an Amarr character.
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That was Zen, this is Tao |
Dr Karsun
CBC Interstellar
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Posted - 2008.06.17 09:14:00 -
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You had sex with your teacher for an "A" grade. When you come to get it at university, he gives you your index of grades back... With 500$ and a paper inside saying "We've really had "A" grade sex".
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My Deviantart profile |
Opertone
SIEGE.
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Posted - 2008.06.17 12:03:00 -
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with salvaging lvl 5 you bought couple +5% salvage implants, installed tech 2 salvage rigs and had 90% access difficulty bonus on your salvager I
unfortunately it was not cost effective... you spent half a billion to get the stuff
you successfully learn to value your time and effort, and weight the reward
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Jenny Superfood
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Posted - 2008.06.17 12:50:00 -
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You successfully post in this thread. Unfortunately, the jokes have gotten old. |
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