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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:10:00 -
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*edited to protect the FC and alliance*
Note that this is The cap fleet commander!
First of i will say HI i am the new Capital Head Fleat Comander for ********* alince.
I have lots of plans in the works so to speak and cant wate to get them started and i have some gowing all readey. The first thing is a full reorgniseation of the capital fleat, I will nead you to all mail you ceo with the ships you can fliy and so on it nead to look like this.
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The next will be to get ever one on a list and i to the capital chanle and maling list so once you have sent your ceo's the info i will send you a mail with what you will nead to get in to the maling list and the chat chanle. The rest can be talked about in the maling lists.
I will be holding a traning op at ********* eve time and at ******* eve time. on the ****. I nead all capital pilots that can be there to show up and have fun. we will be meating in *****, pleas bring combat fitings.
*********
Capital Head Fleat Comander (CHFC)
***Ok so his first language isn't English, but from an English (first language) viewpoint it's pretty dang funny.***
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Davd Cibri
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:15:00 -
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This thread fails.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:20:00 -
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 Originally by: Davd Cibri
This thread fails.
Troll alert! Get the waterhose! Quick! Where's my hardhat? Spellcheck GO!
*sir, it apears his name is spelt wrong.*
David is spelt with an "i" in it! Someone get me my lotion...We're going to have to go balls deep with this one...
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Dust Rocket
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:30:00 -
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Tundub, et sa, jobu ei saanud suureks juhiks ja nnnd kirud siin foorumis.
So i hope you understand my first sentence better then my second.
I think he did a favoure for you to type in english. If he would of typed in hes native language you would of not understood a thing.
And you are most welcome to fix my typos.
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Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:31:00 -
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Pfff thats nothing. You should see super twinkey
<3
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Davd Cibri
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
Originally by: Davd Cibri
This thread fails.
Troll alert! Get the waterhose! Quick! Where's my hardhat? Spellcheck GO!
*sir, it apears his name is spelt wrong.*
David is spelt with an "i" in it! Someone get me my lotion...We're going to have to go balls deep with this one...
Troll? It's not funny because it's obviously not his native tongue. This is the freaking internet, people who speak English as their native language butcher it all the time.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Davd Cibri
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Troll? It's not funny because it's obviously not his native tongue. This is the freaking internet, people who speak English as their native language butcher it all the time.
Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
***Ok so his first language isn't English, but from an English (first language) viewpoint it's pretty dang funny.***
Oh look! Looks like I already covered that. If you don't find it funny, then move along Troll. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
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Davd Cibri
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:44:00 -
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The fact you know it's not his native tongue and still think it's funny makes you an idiot. I guess thats why you're posting on an alt. Makes sense.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Davd Cibri
The fact you know it's not his native tongue and still think it's funny makes you an idiot. I guess thats why you're posting on an alt. Makes sense.
This is obviously a very serious internet spaceship game to you. Serious business man, serious business. In Idiot EVE, Ship Fly You.
Reason I'm posting on an alt, genious, is to protect the image of the alliance. Makes sense.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 01:02:00 -
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Now that I think about it, I see exactly why you're being such a *insert name of choice*.
Put yourself in my shoes. Few years of EVE under my belt, seen plenty of fleet vs fleet action, followed under many FCs, good and bad.
Join a different alliance. Presumes almost all members are UK/US along with higher up ranking individuals. Everyone seems very intelligible and knows what they are doing.
Then all of a sudden we get this eve-mail... My first thought was "OH EM GEE! We have a 9 year old in charge of our cap fleet?! WTF Dude?"
Then after talking with some guys, we concluded that he was just drunk, and from what I'm told he's a very good FC. :D
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Janet Marshall
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Posted - 2008.06.10 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
Originally by: Davd Cibri
The fact you know it's not his native tongue and still think it's funny makes you an idiot. I guess thats why you're posting on an alt. Makes sense.
This is obviously a very serious internet spaceship game to you. Serious business man, serious business. In Idiot EVE, Ship Fly You.
Reason I'm posting on an alt, genious, is to protect the image of the alliance. Makes sense.
It has nothing to do with the game. Your laughing at someone for not knowing the english language. Really, your an ass. As long has you know what the person is saying then its good enough. elitist grammar and spelling ********s really **** me off.
also you spelled genius wrong.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 01:41:00 -
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Originally by: Janet Marshall
It has nothing to do with the game. Your laughing at someone for not knowing the english language. Really, your an ass. As long has you know what the person is saying then its good enough. elitist grammar and spelling ********s really **** me off.
Please see my post above yours. I'm not laughing at his spelling. I'm not even laughing at him. I'm laughing at my perception of it when I first read it.
"CCP announces nine year old boy leads capital fleet to victory and destroys a Titan. When asked how he did it, EVE's youngest FC replied:
Ah, it was nuthn we coldn't handel. The fleat neaded a fleat comander with lots of experinces, and i had whut it taks."
Originally by: Janet Marshall
also you spelled genius wrong.
Lol. Good catch. Who's the elitist grammar and spelling ******** now? lol j/k
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Ki An
Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.06.10 22:37:00 -
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Outrageous spelling mistakes can sometimes be funny, especially when the meaning of a sentence is completely changed.
The OP, however, is not funny.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.10 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ki An
The OP, however, is not funny.
?? Well... I guess it's a good thing I wasn't trying to be funny then. Thanks for the heads up...I think?
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Leora Nomen
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Posted - 2008.06.10 22:58:00 -
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dyslexics have the most trouble with English language because all of you native English speakers for some reason think it is cool to write words differently than you speak them ... so then you get your fleat commanders gowing all readey
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Ki An
Filiolus Of Bellum
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Posted - 2008.06.10 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
?? Well... I guess it's a good thing I wasn't trying to be funny then. Thanks for the heads up...I think?
Fair enough. Seems like a pointless post if it isn't supposed to be funny, especially when it tells the reader it's funny. I guess you have good reasons for posting it.
Filiolus of Bellum is recruiting
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ceyriot
Induseng Enterprises
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.11 02:40:00 -
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Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
Originally by: Davd Cibri
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Troll? It's not funny because it's obviously not his native tongue. This is the freaking internet, people who speak English as their native language butcher it all the time.
Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
***Ok so his first language isn't English, but from an English (first language) viewpoint it's pretty dang funny.***
Oh look! Looks like I already covered that. If you don't find it funny, then move along Troll. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
I don't think you covered that...nowhere in the OP is any mention of another language, just making fun of some guy who is trying his/her best to make a comprehensible document for the capital pilots in his/her alliance.
Which, while not funny, is quite pathetic... |
PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.11 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: ceyriot
Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
Originally by: Davd Cibri
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Troll? It's not funny because it's obviously not his native tongue. This is the freaking internet, people who speak English as their native language butcher it all the time.
Originally by: PutItInYourAlt
***Ok so his first language isn't English, but from an English (first language) viewpoint it's pretty dang funny.***
Oh look! Looks like I already covered that. If you don't find it funny, then move along Troll. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
I don't think you covered that...nowhere in the OP is any mention of another language, just making fun of some guy who is trying his/her best to make a comprehensible document for the capital pilots in his/her alliance.
Which, while not funny, is quite pathetic...
See post number 10 please, maybe you'll understand why I found it funny. I was wrong about English not being his first language. There WAS a mention of him speaking another language, but I deleted that when I found out he was from the UK. I'm not making fun of him, I'm laughing at my perception of it when I first read it. (post 10)
Stop trying to be a hero, geeze...
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Pete X
Smack Tards Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.11 10:40:00 -
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your an asshat |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.06.11 10:47:00 -
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Originally by: Janet Marshall
Your laughing at someone for not knowing the english language. Really, your an ass. As long has you know what the person is saying then its good enough. elitist grammar and spelling ********s really **** me off.
also you spelled genius wrong.
Originally by: Pete X
your an asshat
You're is the contraction form of "you are" you proles. |
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Father Dibbles
Self Aggrandisement Society
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Posted - 2008.06.11 15:16:00 -
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This might actually be the worst thread I've ever had the misfortune of dedicating 2 minutes of my life to. It would be nice to have those two minutes back, but they wont be seen again.
Now I am going to sulk for the next week, and mumble words at people when they walk past me. You know what is worse, is that I read this while at work. So now not only do I have to deal with the misfortune of wasting two minutes of my life, but also the premise that I could of spent those two minutes actually working, and that I am such a lowlife scumbag and adding nothing to the team. Do you have any idea what you have done?!?!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!!!
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kor anon
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.06.11 15:41:00 -
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stop being an arsewipe. The guy is doing his best to reproduce the english language by spelling the words phonetically, which in my books is perfectly acceptable.
Perhaps you should leave your mothers basement and go meet people in real life and understand the different ideolects that exist amongst other people.
Post with you main or STFU
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Squirrrel
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.11 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ki An
Outrageous spelling mistakes can sometimes be funny, especially when the meaning of a sentence is completely changed.
The OP, however, is not funny.
How true.
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PutItInYourAlt
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Posted - 2008.06.11 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: kor anon
stop being an arsewipe. The guy is doing his best to reproduce the english language by spelling the words phonetically, which in my books is perfectly acceptable.
Perhaps you should leave your mothers basement and go meet people in real life and understand the different ideolects that exist amongst other people.
Post with you main or STFU
/ YAWN...
If I post with my main, people will see whom it was that sent this mail. So I saved him possible embarrassment.
Gargle my balls or STFU
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Chris Bartlett
shadow and flame
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.11 17:32:00 -
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Haha! thats Hydra, i saw that mail and laughed myself
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Squirrrel
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.11 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: kor anon
stop being an arsewipe. The guy is doing his best to reproduce the english language by spelling the words phonetically, which in my books is perfectly acceptable.
Perhaps you should leave your mothers basement and go meet people in real life and understand the different ideolects that exist amongst other people.
Post with you main or STFU
Main or alt... it's still moronic.
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Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.06.11 17:56:00 -
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I personally laughed after reading this post. If I don't fit into your world of perfect society, tuff teabags.
Apparently you need to be politically correct when finding things funny? Go sleep with Jack Thompson you sheltered *****, you might be happier with his reality.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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v3rtigo
Clown Punchers.
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.11 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Ki An
Outrageous spelling mistakes can sometimes be funny, especially when the meaning of a sentence is completely changed.
The OP, however, is not funny.
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Squirrrel
Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.11 18:17:00 -
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Edited by: Squirrrel on 11/06/2008 18:24:01
Edited by: Squirrrel on 11/06/2008 18:22:50
Originally by: Tal Nok
I personally laughed after reading this post. If I don't fit into your world of perfect society, tuff teabags.
Apparently you need to be politically correct when finding things funny? Go sleep with Jack Thompson you sheltered *****, you might be happier with his reality.
You personally laughed? You didn't laugh on behalf of someone else then?
Oh and by the way, context is what tends to make stuff like this funny. If it had some irony to it it could be very funny. Just laughing and someones poor English isn't funny despite the irrelevant matter of it being politically incorrect.
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Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.06.11 18:20:00 -
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Edited by: Tal Nok on 11/06/2008 18:22:47
I laughed at OP and the horrible spelling.
edit: To be technical it should have been I personnaly , (comma). This is to emphasize the fact that I was laughing as opposed to everyone else who was frowning, and quite angry, that someone would have the audacity to laugh at one's english spelling, automatically assuming they used english as a second language.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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