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dreamsequencer
Freelancer Union
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Posted - 2008.06.14 19:15:00 -
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In Iceland some people were talking
Brainstorming a lot and some walking
Around and around
And they suddenly found
TheyÆd better call Stephen Hawking
I'm the other talent 
Who's next....
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ReaperOfSly
Lyrus Associates
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.06.14 19:44:00 -
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The integral of t squared dt
From 1 to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi by nine
Is is log of the cube root of e.
*crawls back under rock*
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.06.14 19:57:00 -
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There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "**** IT"
(you knew this one was coming)
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"Of course," said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, "there's no paradox if I shoot you!"
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Gneeznow
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.06.14 20:02:00 -
[4]
Limerick hell yeah the best city in ireland o/\o
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annoing
MisFunk Inc.
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.14 21:13:00 -
[5]
Said Mother Tern to Baby Tern
"Would you a brother?"
Said Baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes one good Tern deserves another!"
Dwi Cymraig
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Daedalus DuGalle
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.15 04:41:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Daedalus DuGalle on 15/06/2008 04:44:03
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Linkage
edit:
If A equals B (so I say),
And we multiply both sides by A,
Then we'll see that A squared,
When with AB compared,
Are the same. Remove B squared. Okay?
Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains A minus B.
We'll divide through by A
Minus B, and ole!
A plus B equals B. Oh whoopee!
But since I said A equals B,
B plus B equals B, you'll agree?
So if B equals one,
Then this sum I have done,
Proves that two equals one. Q.E.D.
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ReaperOfSly
Lyrus Associates
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.06.15 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Daedalus DuGalle
Edited by: Daedalus DuGalle on 15/06/2008 04:44:03
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Linkage
edit:
If A equals B (so I say),
And we multiply both sides by A,
Then we'll see that A squared,
When with AB compared,
Are the same. Remove B squared. Okay?
Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains A minus B.
We'll divide through by A
Minus B, and ole!
A plus B equals B. Oh whoopee!
But since I said A equals B,
B plus B equals B, you'll agree?
So if B equals one,
Then this sum I have done,
Proves that two equals one. Q.E.D.
Wrong. You can't divide by zero. If A and B are equal, then dividing through by A-B is dividing by zero. You fail. 
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Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.06.16 00:24:00 -
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there once was a man from china;
who wasnt a good rock climba;
he slipped on a rock;
and cut off his co-k;
and now he has a vag-na
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ReaperOfSly
Lyrus Associates
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:23:00 -
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Edited by: ReaperOfSly on 16/06/2008 02:24:51
Originally by: Gabbot
there once was a man from china;
who wasnt a good rock climba;
he slipped on a rock;
and cut off his co-k;
and now he has a vag-na
Please help me understand the mechanics involved in this incident. I fail to see how having a ***** removed in a rock climbing accident would result in the formation of any vagina-like orifice.
Wow, I think... *pats self down* I think that's all of today's supply of pedantry all used up. Yep, all gone. I don't have another scrap of pedantry on me! Hopefully, I will have more ready in the morning.
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Daedalus DuGalle
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 05:41:00 -
[10]
Originally by: ReaperOfSly
Reaper is mean
- What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? |
Yao Shiu
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:17:00 -
[11]
there once was a man from mars
whose balls were made of brass
in times of bad weather
his balls rubbed together
and sparks flew out of his arse!
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:24:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Slanty McGarglefist on 16/06/2008 18:25:41
Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay.
I can lay by the bay,
make things out of clay,
I just may,
what'd ya say?
Once there was a genie with a 10-foot weenie and he showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only 5 foot 4.
Give awards to me pls.
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
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Jago Kain
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.06.17 02:59:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Jago Kain on 17/06/2008 03:00:47
There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
A bloke in a punt,
Stuck a pole in her ear,
And said "you can't swim in here it's private"....
PLUS
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In less than an hour,
His **** was a flower,
And his bum was a garden of weeds.
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The TX
Earth Inc.
Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.17 15:24:00 -
[14]
There was a man on a bridge one night,
His lips were all of a quiver.
He gave a cough,
His leg fell off,
And floated down the river.
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Sueme Sideways
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Posted - 2008.06.17 15:39:00 -
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whos d**k was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk from his chin
"If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it!"
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.06.17 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Sueme Sideways
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whos d**k was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk from his chin
"If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it!"
Muhahaha!!!
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
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