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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:08:00 -
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So, since CCP nerfed my favorite mining system by putting a station in it, I've since moved my operations elsewhere.
I've been in this new system for a few days now and these people have the most nonchalant attitude toward piracy I've ever encountered...
(note, paraphrased)
Miner: Hey, what are you doing?
Pirate: I'm stealing your ore. I needs my daily ISKies.
Miner: Oh.. well OK I can just mine some more.
Pirate: Just mine for me for 15 minutes and I'll have enough ISK.
Miner: OK, just leave a unit of ore in the can 'cause I can only jet one every 3 minutes.
later...
Miner: Hey, why can't I warp?
Pirate: Because I'm using a scram on you.
Miner: How come my guns aren't hitting you?
Pirate: I'm moving too fast and I'm too close.
Miner: Well why are your guns hitting me?
Pirate: I have you webbed.
*pop*
Miner: Wow, thanks for the info!
... this place is strange. I think I'll like it here.
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Pete X
Xenophobes
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Posted - 2008.06.15 21:17:00 -
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system name??? 
 Quote:
Live by e-peen, die by e-peen.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:43:00 -
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Mail me the system name please, I'm in the process of relocating again, my target area always runs dry after a week or so :P
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Gabbot
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Posted - 2008.06.15 23:59:00 -
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.06.16 02:26:00 -
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Short yet epic.  I like!
List of People I WILL NOT offer ransoms to.
Inoue Zael,Hawk Pryde,Edward England,Kid Brat,Lord Scourge,Slayerseb, Blind John |
DubanFP
Four Rings
Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Mankirks Wife
... this place is strange. I think I'll like it here.
Best closing statement EVER. Welcome to EVE.
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Jessica Iritan
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.06.16 04:21:00 -
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I can't believe no one has said it yet but..
"WHAR IS MANKRIK'S WIF LOLZ?"
I am an uncreative individual. :( |
Iamniceguyhello
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Posted - 2008.06.16 10:24:00 -
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Lol at your name.
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Aoife Baelish
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Posted - 2008.06.16 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jessica Iritan
I can't believe no one has said it yet but..
"WHAR IS MANKRIK'S WIF LOLZ?"
Hahaha I had forgot who Mankirk's Wife was until I read this post.
How ironic :P.
WEAR IS MANKIRKS WIFE I CANT FIND IT FFS
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Boomershoot
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.16 13:20:00 -
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it reminds me the hulk that asked me why couldn't he target my celestis
also, system name?
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