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Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:35:00 -
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Edited by: Eventy One on 16/06/2008 14:38:27
In doing research on the Gallente and their military might, I discovered something amazing.
Using GalNet, I went to may favorite search engine to see what I could find out about the Gallente forebears - the French:
1. Go to your favorite search engine Google.com
2. Type in "French Military Victories"
3. Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
To confirm that the search engine was providing believable result I conducted the following test:
1. Go to your favorite search engine Google.com
2. Type in "Search for Chuck Norris"
3. Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Based upon the results of the "Search for Chuck Norris" test, I have to believe the first results also to be correct. Therefore what can we concluded about the Gallente?
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Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:35:00 -
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Edited by: Eventy One on 16/06/2008 14:38:27
In doing research on the Gallente and their military might, I discovered something amazing.
Using GalNet, I went to may favorite search engine to see what I could find out about the Gallente forebears - the French:
1. Go to your favorite search engine Google.com
2. Type in "French Military Victories"
3. Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
To confirm that the search engine was providing believable result I conducted the following test:
1. Go to your favorite search engine Google.com
2. Type in "Search for Chuck Norris"
3. Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Based upon the results of the "Search for Chuck Norris" test, I have to believe the first results also to be correct. Therefore what can we concluded about the Gallente?
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Megumi Amatsuki
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:43:00 -
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ha ha thats pretty witty, not sure what else to say but i didn't know about that chuck egg
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Megumi Amatsuki
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:43:00 -
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ha ha thats pretty witty, not sure what else to say but i didn't know about that chuck egg
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Arakidias
Murky Inc.
Power Of 3
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:47:00 -
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As a caldari I always like a jab at gallente, but goddamn, this is old.. As old as google i think.
And ffs. learn your history before making claims that the french military history consists of surrenders and losses.
The germans horribly lost two of their last wars and noone is calling them bad warriors..
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Arakidias
Murky Inc.
Power Of 3
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:47:00 -
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As a caldari I always like a jab at gallente, but goddamn, this is old.. As old as google i think.
And ffs. learn your history before making claims that the french military history consists of surrenders and losses.
The germans horribly lost two of their last wars and noone is calling them bad warriors..
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Demio Olaron
Aktaeon Industries
R-I-P
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:49:00 -
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Your attempt at wittiness fails. French Military and Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. 
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Demio Olaron
Aktaeon Industries
R-I-P
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:49:00 -
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Your attempt at wittiness fails. French Military and Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006.
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An Anarchyyt
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:51:00 -
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Wow, you found out the oldest joke on the internet, congratulations.
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Vladimir Titov
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:51:00 -
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Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French. I am certain every frenchman wishes they could turn back time make sure that they never helped that backwater English colony gain independence. Its strange that an entire culture is judged by the events of WW2 or Waterloo. The British had the sea to hold the enemy back, and the help of the US
I guess Napoleon and Rochambeau knew nothing about fighting. I guess Napoleon lost his fights because he didn't want to fight, as opposed to legitimate errors or lack of manpower.
So yeah, google bombs are nice but they are what they are, the act of petty people.
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An Anarchyyt
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:51:00 -
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Wow, you found out the oldest joke on the internet, congratulations.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Vladimir Titov
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:51:00 -
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Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French. I am certain every frenchman wishes they could turn back time make sure that they never helped that backwater English colony gain independence. Its strange that an entire culture is judged by the events of WW2 or Waterloo. The British had the sea to hold the enemy back, and the help of the US
I guess Napoleon and Rochambeau knew nothing about fighting. I guess Napoleon lost his fights because he didn't want to fight, as opposed to legitimate errors or lack of manpower.
So yeah, google bombs are nice but they are what they are, the act of petty people.
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Pliskkenn
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Titov
Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French. I am certain every frenchman wishes they could turn back time make sure that they never helped that backwater English colony gain independence. Its strange that an entire culture is judged by the events of WW2 or Waterloo. The British had the sea to hold the enemy back, and the help of the US
I guess Napoleon and Rochambeau knew nothing about fighting. I guess Napoleon lost his fights because he didn't want to fight, as opposed to legitimate errors or lack of manpower.
So yeah, google bombs are nice but they are what they are, the act of petty people.
I like you.
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Pliskkenn
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Titov
Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French. I am certain every frenchman wishes they could turn back time make sure that they never helped that backwater English colony gain independence. Its strange that an entire culture is judged by the events of WW2 or Waterloo. The British had the sea to hold the enemy back, and the help of the US
I guess Napoleon and Rochambeau knew nothing about fighting. I guess Napoleon lost his fights because he didn't want to fight, as opposed to legitimate errors or lack of manpower.
So yeah, google bombs are nice but they are what they are, the act of petty people.
I like you.
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Armoured C
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:55:00 -
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hey there nothing wrong with the british or the french ...mainly because i am british (isle of mann born live in sheffield) and the french are oresum because we are kicking the caldari behinds
epic lol and fail are ahead in this thread
buy you failtrain tickets here
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Armoured C
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:55:00 -
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hey there nothing wrong with the british or the french ...mainly because i am british (isle of mann born live in sheffield) and the french are oresum because we are kicking the caldari behinds
epic lol and fail are ahead in this thread
buy you failtrain tickets here
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Daedalus DuGalle
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.06.16 14:57:00 -
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We seem to be doing quite well in FW...
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Ordon Gundar
Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Titov
Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French. I am certain every frenchman wishes they could turn back time make sure that they never helped that backwater English colony gain independence. Its strange that an entire culture is judged by the events of WW2 or Waterloo. The British had the sea to hold the enemy back, and the help of the US
I guess Napoleon and Rochambeau knew nothing about fighting. I guess Napoleon lost his fights because he didn't want to fight, as opposed to legitimate errors or lack of manpower.
So yeah, google bombs are nice but they are what they are, the act of petty people.
Fail:
The French are judged by the fact that they repeatedly need to have their territory taken back for them, and then pretend it never happened!
Second Fail:
I suppose the Battle of Britain had nothing to do with holding the enemy back then? Did the sea rise up like a biblical curse and swamp the invasion barges of the Wermacht? No, I dont think so!
Fly fast..Rats Die..Buy Low..Sell High- Ordon Gundar, CEO of Gundars Independent Traders - Space (G.I.T.S) |
Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Titov
Wow its always lovely to see the Americans make fun of the French.
I have every right to make fun of the French. I'm Canadian ... 
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Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:13:00 -
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,,, and it isn't being done with a mean spirit. Its being done playfully ...
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Ordon Gundar
Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Eventy One
,,, and it isn't being done with a mean spirit. Its being done playfully ...
Liar! 
Fly fast..Rats Die..Buy Low..Sell High- Ordon Gundar, CEO of Gundars Independent Traders - Space (G.I.T.S) |
Ulstan
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.16 15:57:00 -
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-Up until the Franco-Prussian War, France was one of the premier military powers in Europe
-Napoleon routinely kicked everyones ass in the Napoleonic Wars. He eventually started a land war in Asia and got blobbed.
-It is true that lately, France has been kind of impotent and generally gets rolled, whether by the German war machine, or rioting immigrants, or just a really hot summer day (15,000 elderly frenchmen dead). This, combined with the very high french opinion of themselves, opens them up for mockery :p
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An Anarchyyt
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Ordon Gundar
I suppose the Battle of Britain had nothing to do with holding the enemy back then? Did the sea rise up like a biblical curse and swamp the invasion barges of the Wermacht? No, I dont think so!
What? I don't know if you know this, but the Battle of Britain failed, Germany was never able to establish air supremacy, and Operation Sealion (the planned German invasion of England) never happend.
So umm, what are you talking about?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Tiberius Drake
The Wild Hunt
Pure.
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:22:00 -
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at OP
It should be pointed out that in the late 17th and early 19th cnetury France was the supreme military power in Europe. it took an allince of Britain, Holland and Austria to put them in check (War of the Spanish Sucession).
Also in the early 18th century France conquered most of europe, from madrid to the outskirts of Moscow. It was the russian winter that defeated them not an army.
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Randibuggah
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Arakidias
As a caldari I always like a jab at gallente, but goddamn, this is old.. As old as google i think.
And ffs. learn your history before making claims that the french military history consists of surrenders and losses.
The germans horribly lost two of their last wars and noone is calling them bad warriors..
Be that as it may... don't forget the French invented the Rear View mirror in WWI.. just so they could see how the battle was going. (Sacre Bleu Pierre... I ham driveeng away has fast has I can.. Ow is zee battle going? )
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Everyone Dies
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:23:00 -
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ITT: facist sympathizers
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Estel Arador
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:27:00 -
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Now google "list of nuclear powers with second-strike capability" and see if France is still on the (very short) list.
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:28:00 -
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interestingly enough the brits gamed sealion out with the germans a few years after the end of ww2. turned out the british would have been pretty happy with sealion going ahead. it would have been a godawful disaster for the germans costing them most of the divisions committed to the operation as well as a large chunk of their navy.
you might also want to take a look at the casualties the french took during the german invasion. their army failed at high levels to understand what was going on but the poilu's put up a decent fight.
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An Anarchyyt
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Ehranavaar
interestingly enough the brits gamed sealion out with the germans a few years after the end of ww2. turned out the british would have been pretty happy with sealion going ahead. it would have been a godawful disaster for the germans costing them most of the divisions committed to the operation as well as a large chunk of their navy.
you might also want to take a look at the casualties the french took during the german invasion. their army failed at high levels to understand what was going on but the poilu's put up a decent fight.
Yea, in the 70s. But they did assume that it proceeded like it did and the Germans did not get air superiority. If they did it would've been quite a different story.
Even though there was the large failure of the French Everything in WW2, it would be ridiculous to say that DeGaulle and the Free French forces didn't play an important part.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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