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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:19:00 -
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Learn this stuff....
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:23:00 -
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I just use my hands. If they protest too much I put em back down.
 Originally by: El'tar
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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Fabien Aldric
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:26:00 -
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Duct tape: For when she says no
(can't be bothered finding the motivator)
THE STATE PREVAILS! |
Victor Valka
Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:28:00 -
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You're train of thought, did I miss it? 
Originally by: Roxanna Kell
You are insane.
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Zephyr Rengate
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:30:00 -
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I thought with your past as a goon, you were going to post something about the SA love juice which contained semen plus **** and for it to work the goon had to stop ****ing for 2 weeks or so.
But no you post this.
Though would it be that easy for a guy to disarm a guy with the gun even if the gun was loaded and was not playing along?
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Karma
Eve University
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:30:00 -
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this one is not mine, sadly ;)
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Zephyr Rengate
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Karma
this one is not mine, sadly ;)
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Known to work.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Victor Valka
Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.06.21 22:42:00 -
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Also. The point of a firearm is to kill people at range. If you're gonna stick it in someone's face, well, you're better off with a knife.
Originally by: Roxanna Kell
You are insane.
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:12:00 -
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Dude, you could TOTALLY pick up chicks in a tank!
Originally by: Amoxin
My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Dude, you could TOTALLY pick up chicks in a tank!
I'd rather have the car that looks like a puma 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Karrade Krise
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:15:00 -
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Tell them about your Uber L33t Skillz as a Dungeon Master!
Sig locked, I will not make fun of the forum mods |
Zephyr Rengate
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Tell them about your Uber L33t Skillz as a Dungeon Master!
Dude were not all Austrian here.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Dude, you could TOTALLY pick up chicks in a tank!
I'd rather have the car that looks like a puma
It's a Warthog!
Originally by: El'tar
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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goodby4u
Logistic Technologies Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.06.21 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Dude, you could TOTALLY pick up chicks in a tank!
I'd rather have the car that looks like a puma
It's a Warthog!
No it totally looks like a puma.
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Taii'dan
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Posted - 2008.06.22 00:50:00 -
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Bad Pickup Lines
a poem by Paul Gilmartin
Hey don't I know you from the bus?
My mom has that same dress.
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much did you pay for your *******?
Are you drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a shed.
I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed.
You think it's impressive now? This cold sore's just gettin' started.
Mind if I hang out here 'till it's safe back where I farted?
'Scuse me for interruptin', and I'm not tryin' to make a pass
But you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.06.22 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Dude, you could TOTALLY pick up chicks in a tank!
I'd rather have the car that looks like a puma
It's a Warthog!
*sarge accent*
You made that up...
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Nomakai Delateriel
Shadow Company
Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.22 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Learn this stuff....
Heh. Some of his pistol disarments were interesting, but the ones when the other guy was wielding a rifle were completely lulz.
Not that anyone with firearms training would get even close to him with a firearm, but even if he did those routines wouldn't work unless they were drunk and limpwristed.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2008.06.22 05:52:00 -
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that last one was great, if someone ever holds a rifle at my face I'll remember he's holding something I can smack into his face :P
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.22 06:47:00 -
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My favorite was the kick to the balls 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |
Artemis Rose
Eleckrostatik
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Posted - 2008.06.22 09:18:00 -
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Just never mention Eve.
In any way.
Ever.
You can't even spell "warp scrambler".
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Sidus Isaacs
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Posted - 2008.06.22 11:45:00 -
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I actually know a very good way to pick up girls, it not hard a t all.
A tank could help for some kind of girls I guess :P
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Riethe
Invictus Sovereignty
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Posted - 2008.06.22 11:57:00 -
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hey
shouldn't you be getting cloned somewhere right now?
because you are BEAUTIFUL
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2008.06.22 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
I just use my hands. If they protest too much I put em back down.
Agreed. And watch out for those beaks - they can give you a nasty nip.
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LUH 3471
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Posted - 2008.06.22 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Riethe
hey
shouldn't you be getting cloned somewhere right now?
because you are BEAUTIFUL
win
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Sopha Serpentia
Core Dynamics
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Posted - 2008.06.22 18:11:00 -
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a) Give them the impression you hate them
b) Treat them like crap
c) Slap them across the back of the head when they least expect it.
Okay the last one will just **** them off but its funny as hell.
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Slipknot Korn
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.22 22:38:00 -
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Originally by: Sopha Serpentia
c) Slap them across the back of the head when they least expect it.
You mean something like this?
This is a sig. |
Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.23 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: Slipknot Korn
Originally by: Sopha Serpentia
c) Slap them across the back of the head when they least expect it.
You mean something like this?
No matter how many times I see that I still laugh.
Originally by: El'tar
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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SoftRevolution
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Posted - 2008.06.23 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Learn this stuff....
I'm just surprised bits didn't fall off the rifle.
EVE RELATED CONTENT |
Jaehaerys
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2008.06.23 17:47:00 -
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I just tell girls I'm an internet spaceship captain and ask them if they'd like to go for a ride in my Taranis.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.06.23 17:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 23/06/2008 17:48:26
Originally by: LUH 3471
Originally by: Riethe
hey
shouldn't you be getting cloned somewhere right now?
because you are BEAUTIFUL
win
Really? I found it creepy...
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