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Gamov
Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.06.23 21:58:00 -
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Edited by: Gamov on 23/06/2008 22:02:27
Edited by: Gamov on 23/06/2008 22:00:23
 Quote:
2008.06.23 16:42
Gangbang-Gang has declared war on Holy Church Of Garmonism.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
2008.06.23 21:29
relax, clean ure rear view mirrors and put on ure hard hat - u gonna be killed for a long time and very often anyway.
type what ever u want - we not gonna read it
just kill u lousy little bastard, laugh about ure stupid god ure prayin to. garmon is a cumsucker, didnŠt notice that already?
*putsonhardhat*
http://members.liwest.at/ddrecords/ohnoez.jpg
to make it official:
pay 1b to the church or you will be smited by the mighty lord garmon himself
(edited for extra oomphness)
and another edit for clarification:
posted this random nonsense in C&P because the wardec is a crime against garmonism and thus a crime against humanity. i bet you eat babys irl because what you are in game you are irl. 
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:05:00 -
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Congrats you're giving them just what they wanted...attention.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:16:00 -
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i'm in a Garmon thread
\o/
=)
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises
The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak
i'm in a Garmon thread
\o/
=)
Holy crap so am I.
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Kaboom: The process by which large objects are broken down into many small objects.
Originally by: Alz Shado
Chribba doesn't mine Veldspar -- the ore offers itself to him in tribute.
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Leviathan9
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:20:00 -
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I hope Gangbang-Gang pwn you.
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:24:00 -
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Frankly, this must stop. Now.
This "Garmon" character is an ethereal ne'er-do-well, a digital phantom...I don't care if he's a real character or not (knowing fully well that he is), but this cult of personaility is truly shocking and ill-advised, to say the least.
Oh, I have an idea! Let's make a "Garmon Thread"(TM). Here's how, kids:
Person A posts: Garmon is teh god, you must wurship or you wil peresh you unbelievers, give up your rediculus beleefs and embrace teh Garmok
Person B posts: NO U!!
Repeat ad infinitum until the meme has burnt itself out. ;)
(^^ Poor spelling added for extra authenticity)
Again - please stop this! :-)
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:27:00 -
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Garmon is teh god, you must wurship or you wil peresh you unbelievers, give up your rediculus beleefs and embrace teh Garmok
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Leviathan9
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Frankly, this must stop. Now.
This "Garmon" character is an ethereal ne'er-do-well, a digital phantom...I don't care if he's a real character or not (knowing fully well that he is), but this cult of personaility is truly shocking and ill-advised, to say the least.
Oh, I have an idea! Let's make a "Garmon Thread"(TM). Here's how, kids:
Person A posts: Garmon is teh god, you must wurship or you wil peresh you unbelievers, give up your rediculus beleefs and embrace teh Garmok
Person B posts: NO U!!
Repeat ad infinitum until the meme has burnt itself out. ;)
(^^ Poor spelling added for extra authenticity)
Again - please stop this! :-)
Word..
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak
Garmon is teh god, you must wurship or you wil peresh you unbelievers, give up your rediculus beleefs and embrace teh Garmok
I am just waiting for the next post to consist of "NO U!!" and my recipe for crapness will have been proven.
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Robert Rosenberg
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:42:00 -
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I LOVE this.
We needed a new C&P forum personality SO badly.
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Leviathan9
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:42:00 -
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NO U!!!!
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
I am just waiting for the next post to consist of "NO U!!" and my recipe for crapness will have been proven.
"Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of EVE, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against Garmon hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation." - Eve Tutorial - Rules & Regulations, CCP
ur troll powerz r weak Sergei!!111
PS ur name sounds Ruzky & dumb
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:45:00 -
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I await my royalty cheque, sir.
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:47:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
I am just waiting for the next post to consist of "NO U!!" and my recipe for crapness will have been proven.
"Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of EVE, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against Garmon hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation." - Eve Tutorial - Rules & Regulations, CCP
ur troll powerz r weak Sergei!!111
PS ur name sounds Ruzky & dumb
Troll...really...if you were to look in a thesarus for a synonym of the word "Troll", you would find a screenshot of this thread. And, incidentally, a picture of Garmok's mindlessly grinning, sunglass'd face to boot
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Troll...really...if you were to look in a thesarus for a synonym of the word "Troll", you would find a screenshot of this thread. And, incidentally, a picture of Garmok's mindlessly grinning, sunglass'd face to boot
NO U!! F*KKIN D*K!!!111
PS thesarus iz lame cuz dinosaurz suk!! ur dumb 2!
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Robert Rosenberg
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:54:00 -
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Post if you hate dinosaurs!
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:55:00 -
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This thread is now about dinosaurs. To that end:
Keep at range will try to keep your ship at the specified range. If he flies away from you, your ship will chase his while attempting to stay within the set range, and vice versa if he is approaching you.
Orbiting tries to circle your target at the distance you specified, if the target is approaching you, you will go the opposite direction until you are within the range you set and then it begins to orbit.
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Dr Paithos
Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:14:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Paithos on 23/06/2008 23:14:53
UNBELIEVERS GET THE HELL OUT
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Paithos
Edited by: Dr Paithos on 23/06/2008 23:14:53
BELIEVERS GET THE HELL OUT
Corrected for you, free of charge
Postscript: Nice MS Painting there Paithos
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Dr Paithos
Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Paithos on 23/06/2008 23:28:56
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Originally by: Dr Paithos
Edited by: Dr Paithos on 23/06/2008 23:14:53
MAINS GET THE HELL OUT
Corrected for you, free of charge
Postscript: Nice MS Painting there Paithos
thank you it took many seconds
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:38:00 -
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Why can't I post with my alt without fear of reprisal from infantile mini-Garmoks anyway?
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.23 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Why can't I post with my alt without fear of reprisal from infantile mini-Garmoks anyway?
Cuz ur a ghey heretic infidel & will DIE by teh Rupture!
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.24 00:08:00 -
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Edited by: Sergei Andropov on 24/06/2008 00:23:20
Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Why can't I post with my alt without fear of reprisal from infantile mini-Garmoks anyway?
Cuz ur a ghey heretic infidel & will DIE by teh Rupture!
Interesting, Commie scum
Write some more eyeball-poppingly bad fan fiction in the name of Garmog please, I cannot get to sleep without reading some boring audit logs \o/
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.24 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Interesting, Commie scum
NO U!!
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
Write some more eyeball-poppingly bad fan fiction in the name of Garmog please...
no! i mak u suffer by not givin u eye-pop!! lololololol!!! hurt u bad U D*K!
Originally by: Sergei Andropov
...I cannot get to sleep without reading some boring audit logs \o/
u read audit logs in bed. u dream of vlad. ur ghey. i not speach 2 u ne more.
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.24 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Whittle, whittle...piffle, piffle...ra ra ra ra ra...look, I've included a link to my catamite writings on tax legislation (total poppycock)
I'm glad you won't talk to me anymore sir, for you and you wretched urchin of a god Garkok are using up air which would otherwise sustain me...no more, sir, no more!
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Zedrik Cayne
Session9
Malum Exuro
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Posted - 2008.06.24 01:02:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
stuff
I know the church said it would provide alcohol to all its disciples.. But it would appear they also have a large stash of other illicit materials available.
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Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying pi±atas.
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Triksterism
Image Not Found
Coalition of the Chillin
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Posted - 2008.06.24 02:43:00 -
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/me proudly displays his heresy in the form of an unfair win vs the Garmon
Quote:
2008.06.23 19:43:00
Victim: Garmon
Corp: Heretic Militia
Alliance: NONE
Faction:NONE
Destroyed: Rifter
System: Lamaa
Security: 0.4
Damage Taken: 4447
Involved parties:
Name: Kuger (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.0
Corp: Image Not Found
Alliance: Coalition of the Chillin
Faction: NONE
Ship: Crow
Weapon: Caldari Navy Bloodclaw Light Missile
Damage Done: 2287
Name: Triksterism
Security: -10.0
Corp: Image Not Found
Alliance: Coalition of the Chillin
Faction: NONE
Ship: Cormorant
Weapon: Cormorant
Damage Done: 2160
Name: Shyoto
Security: -6.6
Corp: Image Not Found
Alliance: Coalition of the Chillin
Faction: NONE
Ship: Blackbird
Weapon: ECM - Ion Field Projector I
Damage Done: 0
Destroyed items:
Catalyzed Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters
150mm Light AutoCannon II, Qty: 3
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 23
Damage Control II
X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator
OE-5200 Rocket Launcher
Barrage S, Qty: 3890 (Cargo)
Amarr Navy Multifrequency S, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Corpse, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Medium Pulse Laser II (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Havoc Heavy Missile, Qty: 244 (Cargo)
Small Armor Repairer II (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 244 (Cargo)
Damage Control II (Cargo)
Dropped items:
200mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
Barrage S, Qty: 213
Small Armor Repairer II
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Inhibitor I
Caldari Navy Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 220 (Cargo)
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 1640 (Cargo)
EMP S, Qty: 4628 (Cargo)
Heat Sink II (Cargo)
(Cargo)
Small I-a Polarized Armor Regenerator (Cargo)
Ballistic Control System II (Cargo)
Adaptive Nano Plating II (Cargo)
Now im 5000 bil in debt to his lordship. QQ
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.24 03:24:00 -
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 dey got rid of purty Garmon w/ Dino picture... and also wear i exposd Sergei's manluv 4 me... Sergei iz Mitnal's alt... i now not poast ne more twice as much.
Taxman V: Back in Black
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.24 03:42:00 -
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EnslaverOfMinmatar is teh god, you must wurship or you wil peresh you unbelievers, give up your rediculus beleefs and embrace teh EnslaverOfMinmatar and send teh isk to EnslaverOfMinmatar und contrakt your sheeps to EnslaverOfMinmatar
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Gneeznow
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.06.24 04:39:00 -
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I hear this garmon fella is hella rad
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