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Boromor
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Posted - 2008.06.25 20:52:00 -
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I see everyone here complaining about the caldari milia, let me ask you somthing why's that? I read someones post and thought it was kind of funny, talking about the things that Caldari was the first to do, like creating the 300 man gang "Was actually 200" that ganked the RA carriers, and for the info on the twice as many as the gallente, actualy we normally have just about the same ammount its just the fact that gallente milia is unorganized and cant get themselves to form a decent size gang that can actually do anything. Also to point out for the last part of it saying we were still getting owned by he gallente? Thats pretty funny, the only people in the Caldari Milita that are getting owned by the Gallente Milia are the corporations who do not participate in what the rest of us are doing.
Everyone can complain and talk down on the caldari milita as much as you want to, its a free world, But next time you do just remember that your talking down about the group of people that only wanted to invite alliances and corporations to play your part in FW. You can look at all the statistics that you want to, and make your choices according to what you have read that people have done and the ammount of ships that have been killed. But if you actually want to know whats going on in the caldari milia then get your information directly from us, or join in and find out for yourself. The majority of gallente milita kills are frigates and cruisers that are roaming around not knowing what they are doing. The majority of caldari kills are BS's BC's and a few Carriers. There is no point in trying to argue against the masses when everyone automatically dislikes the Caldari milita because they are already supporting the Gallente or are already Against the Caldari so this message is not to you. We are looking for people to help us out and for us to be able to help you out.
My past message and this message were to see if anyone else out there would like to join in and participate as an alliance or a corp in FW. Just like RA did, I'm sorry if i have offended you in some kind of way for a simple question such as that. When I said I speak on Behalf of the caldari milita, that simply means I speak on behalf of the people and corporations whom support me, which are numerous. If you are in the Caldari Milita and are not even doing FW or do not support trying to make more friends than Enemy's than that is your own decision and if we do Form any kind of naps and decide to become allies with anyone who is interested.. Make sure to give me the name of your corporation and ill disclude you so they will be sure to know who they can still attack... This isn't some declaration of war or anything of the sort, its only the group of caldari milita that are backing me, Asking if there is anyone out there that would like to play there part in FW.
Thanks for reading, this is my last post
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Labben
Aeon Technologies
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Posted - 2008.06.25 20:55:00 -
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Edited by: Labben on 25/06/2008 20:58:50
#first
...in a FW Thread, need moar threads about faction warfare
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Sarovin
Faint Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.25 20:57:00 -
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your name should be bore - me -mor 
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Lord WarATron
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.25 20:58:00 -
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You represent Caldari Milita?
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Billion Isk Mission |
Raging Knight
Judgement.
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Posted - 2008.06.25 20:59:00 -
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If i bothered to read all that i probably could have made a decent comment.
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Boromor
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:06:00 -
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I dont offically represent the caldari milita, no one does because its an NPC corporation. Thats why there will always be some people who disagree with me no matter what happens. I'm just the one that has been doing all the work and trying to get things a little more organized. So no i dont represent the entire Caldari milita, just a big portion of it. And if somthing is made offical i'm sure the others will listen.
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Lord WarATron
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:11:00 -
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Edited by: Lord WarATron on 25/06/2008 21:11:13
 Originally by: Boromor
I dont offically represent the caldari milita, no one does because its an NPC corporation. Thats why there will always be some people who disagree with me no matter what happens. I'm just the one that has been doing all the work and trying to get things a little more organized. So no i dont represent the entire Caldari milita, just a big portion of it. And if somthing is made offical i'm sure the others will listen.
Look man, just a heads up. If you read this section of the forums for more than a week, you would relise it is full of fakeposts, chest beating and HAMMERFALL INDUSTRIES. Trust me, seeing a post from someone who does not read coad is like giving fresh meat to a pack of starving wolves.
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Severe Admin
Blind Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:11:00 -
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jus to clear things up u suck and fw sux. get bent
o/
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Re Mi
Funshine Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:49:00 -
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You poor newb. I am attaching my CAOD style manual to help gt you up to speed.
"props" - These are the curency of CAOD. Unforunately there is a severe infestation of "props" macro miners. Only "mains" can receive "props", because they have "ballz".
PvP - This is a special form of CAOD etiquette about how you make and use props. When people don't know how to "PvP" this usually results in "talking trash" in "local". The "newbs" and "carebears" lack social graces and are slobs and fools and idiots and totally lack PvP.
Fail - Use "Fail" as a noun, it works at getting props every time.
Amirite - by taking several words and mashing them shows you are smarter than everyone. People immediately think..."my, how clever".
"This is the worst post ever" - a common phrase in CAOD. Only the smartest posters can say this.
Exaggeration - Stories with factual information are boring, amirite. So they need to get some epic spice.
Lolz - This is when a CAOD post needs more description. People say this as a term of correction.
Assume the opposite - Saying things simply and directly lacks style. Tricking people is so much more relevant and interesting. Example: An unbiased analysis = a biased analysis, or Goonswarm will destroy EvE = save EvE or Bob is dead = alive.
Props by fawning brown nosers who don't know wtf they are saying don't count, these are fake props - As in, "Dude, props to Tri, totally awesome, you guys rule." Only ppl who get killed or kill others can give props, this is the rules. The size of their props are from the size of their killed. Props from enemies is biggest kind of props.
The South is awesome, the North sucks - How do we know? Because thats true. Also, North people are stupid and lazy. Some say its because they don't have any "balz" and don't understand pvp. There is a severe props shortage in the North forcing people to immigrate.
"Your alliance is garbage" - A common phrase that clearly shows you are not only a better player, but also intellectually superior and better human being. But don't be fooled by this type of post however into thinking it produces props, rather it shows you are "****ish", and detracts from your ability to collect props.
"You are such a Newb" - A common phrase among people with a stunted vocabulary, what it really means is "me smart, you stoopid". This is a props neutal statement. However, these people have no class and lack PvP.
The "ballz" - These are objects, usually found in a pair, commonly referred to by members of corps wishing to coax individuals into suicidal behavior, if they demonstrate they have "balz", they will get "props", at which time they will be killed.
Epic - This is a word that actually means "epic failure". It is usually used in association with people who don't show the "ballz" or are "newbs". As in "you took your rifter on an epic suicide mission, lolz, what a wtfpwnagebbq".
Attack Cobra Phrase of DOOM (ACPOD) - Usually something about a horrible death to someone as in "If you know youre gonna go down should you crawl into a hole like a coward waiting for the end or go out and shoot whatever the **** you can find until the fat lady kicks in?". This crushes the spirit of the person/corp being referenced, and leads to immediate destruction. They will cry first before they wilt like an unwatered flower though.
Alt Identification - If spotted these mysterious "alts" expose that a poster does not have enough "ballz" to post with their "main", (as has been scientifically documented, only mains have "ballz"). This costs their main props.
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Re Mi
Funshine Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.06.25 21:53:00 -
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the rest of the CAOD style manual
Lag - This is what happens when you have excellent PvP and results in grids and loading which is why people play eve, for grids and loading, but then some idiot says something wrong and ruins the party. Bad Words like "TPAR" result in lag, I can't figure out why some words cause lag, they don't mean anything to me. Lag is also caused by props being made faster than they can be picked up by people in local chat, so people are upset that they couldn't pick them up. Lag is also caused by "desync", which is related to modules, which is when there are too many props to fit in the module so they spill. This makes people get angry some times at the wasted props. When props get dropped on the floor hey usually get ruined.
The nickname - Individuals wishing to take metaphysical power over other individuals or locations need only assign them a nickname. You must have "mad props" to assign nicknames. Once a nickname is assigned, it is permanent and the namer owns a piece of them. The only defense against the dreaded nickname, is the counter nickname, this cancels out the original nickname. This is the primary use of props. Example: Tortuga was cancelled by Tortilla, or Bobdev by Devswarm.
"Poasting" - A clever misspelling renames that word, thus giving the writer complete and total mastery of all language.
The Announcement - This relates to someone holding a party or event for their friends and wish to invite them over. They must use proper "PvP".
Resetting standings - This means you want to borrow some props from CAOD because you are going to maybe kill some people, and that leads to props in local. Sometimes it leads to frsutrated people in local which is bad PvP.
The one word post - These statements range from "hahahahahahahahahahhahah" to "/signed", they are used to take up space. This type of post is used by people who have "props" envy. These people are bottom feeders who sc*****the leftover or used "props" off the floor of CAOD and pretend they have props of their own.
The Awesome - if you properly butcher the grammar of a phrase, you the rename that phrase and take total power over it making you the invincible. You can do this by placing "the" in front of most adjectives or adverbs and even some verbs, your enemies will the cower in the fear.
The "get" - Some individuals have an ability to channel knowledge secretly about themselves, and only initiates of the mysteries "get" them. I am in total awe of the people who "get" themselves. The best users of the "get" don't even use the word "get", they are transcendant. Here is an example: "You seem like the kinda player that doesn't understand the pvp pilot mentality one bit." Flawless, and the awesome.
Please post more examples, I am sure I have missed a few. I offer mad props to anyone who can post a real example.
Funshine Unlimited - An Industrial Services Corporation |
Re Mi
Funshine Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:02:00 -
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I will translate your original post into proper CAOD.
Originally by: Boromor
Sup newbs. Caldari Militia own you, and your fail carriers. You don't "get" Caldari Militia. We are going to kill you all.
Hahahahahahahaahahahaa.
Thanks for reading, this is my last post
Funshine Unlimited - An Industrial Services Corporation |
Hanzo Starr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lord WarATron
You represent Caldari Milita?
He represents the lollipop guild.
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Nevendaar
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:06:00 -
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Stop using the word 'amirite' .... seriously, thats just stupid... even though it's unrelated it reminds me of armenians every time i read it
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Re Mi
Funshine Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Nevendaar
Stop using the word 'amirite' .... seriously, thats just stupid... even though it's unrelated it reminds me of armenians every time i read it
Post with your main. Bitter language alt spotted.
Funshine Unlimited - An Industrial Services Corporation |
Baku Canal
Baku Canal Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Re Mi
nonsense
Originally by: Re Mi
nonsense mark 2
TO use ur own language:
WORST
POST
EVER
u are the noob here
u are the cancer on caod
CEO and Lead Diplomat of BNC
BNC: Where your dreams come true!
Baku Canal
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Nevendaar
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Re Mi
Originally by: Nevendaar
Stop using the word 'amirite' .... seriously, thats just stupid... even though it's unrelated it reminds me of armenians every time i read it
Post with your main. Bitter language alt spotted.
 'Post with your main' - You sure showed me...
I guess i should just go make an alt corp with a name like 'I like goats' and post some gibberish here like everybody else...
Truth is, i dont particularly care what people say, it's just that out of all the stupid 4chan memes out there, this one particularly annoys me :\
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Baku Canal
Baku Canal Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Nevendaar
Originally by: Re Mi
Originally by: Nevendaar
Stop using the word 'amirite' .... seriously, thats just stupid... even though it's unrelated it reminds me of armenians every time i read it
Post with your main. Bitter language alt spotted.
'Post with your main' - You sure showed me...
I guess i should just go make an alt corp with a name like 'I like goats' and post some gibberish here like everybody else...
Truth is, i dont particularly care what people say, it's just that out of all the stupid 4chan memes out there, this one particularly annoys me :\
better click your ticker on
amirite
CEO and Lead Diplomat of BNC
BNC: Where your dreams come true!
Baku Canal
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Moon Kitten
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:43:00 -
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Go back to General Discussion where you belong.
Quote dis if ur down.
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:44:00 -
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buddy you need to go to settings and click on show corp and show alliance. Thats why your last thread got locked. Its a rule here in CAOD. Also if you want to fit in with the goons, just write only 1 sentence and then repeat it over and over again until you find yourself getting dumber by the post. Then you will truly belong.
Atlas Fleet Admiral
Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader
Stop banning me please
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Re Mi
Funshine Unlimited
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Posted - 2008.06.25 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: Baku Canal
Originally by: Re Mi
nonsense
Originally by: Re Mi
nonsense mark 2
TO use ur own language:
WORST
POST
EVER
u are the noob here
u are the cancer on caod
I was merely pre-empting the crap that was to follow and was already underway.
Also, your post is worse than mine. Did you read it before you posted?
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Mr Phail
FailCorp.
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:17:00 -
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Those three paragraphs are slightly too big to bother reading.
Whatever - you fail at life and eve. Deal with it.
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Jehovah Cooper
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Re Mi
You poor newb. I am attaching my CAOD style manual to help gt you up to speed.
...[words]...
Wins Eve, mad props.
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Viqtoria
Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:27:00 -
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I want 15% of the words in the op plx.
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Baku Canal
Baku Canal Corp
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:29:00 -
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BLAH BLAH BLAH
Originally by: Re Mi
Also, your post is worse than mine.
this
CEO and Lead Diplomat of BNC
BNC: Where your dreams come true!
Baku Canal
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Pusha Man
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.06.26 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Boromor
*snip* Posting with an unidentified character and characters in NPC corporations in this forum is prohibited. If you wish to participate in the discussions here, be sure to have your corporation and or alliance status ticked in your forum settings. - Mitnal ([email protected])
OP not lacks content, why ain't this FW nonsense locked?
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