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Siddy Gay Nationalist Association of Amamake	Posted - 2008.06.26 01:06:00 - [31] also GET THOUS MUTHAFEKING SNAKES-NANOFAGOTTORY-THING OUT MAH MUTAFCKING SHIP! mandatory ------------- T'ey see me t'Rollin, t'ey hatin, pa'trolli. T'ey trying catch me writing dirty...
Constance Harme	Posted - 2008.06.26 01:09:00 - [32] Edited by: Constance Harme on 26/06/2008 01:09:18 Originally by: Kryten Novascar Originally by: Brachis Hello, I'm Edward Olmos, and I'm a Fleet Commander. good lord look at our post times.. say... you dont hear a faint song every so often do you? Only the one in the walls of my frakkin Dominix.
Nullity	Posted - 2008.06.26 01:55:00 - [33] Originally by: Kryten Novascar Originally by: Brachis Hello, I'm Edward Olmos, and I'm a Fleet Commander. good lord look at our post times.. say... you dont hear a faint song every so often do you? It's like a nursery rhyme from when I was a child... There must be someway out of here.
Schani Kratnorr x13	Posted - 2008.06.26 02:54:00 - [34] Interior: captains ready room, Enterprise. Picard broods in front of desktop terminal screen. Line: I'm Jean Luc, in EVE I dont have to follow the prime directive... Cut to animation of a good ol' fashioned carpet bombing from low orbit. I should be a screenwriter, no really! I am that cool.
Celric Omnicron Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.06.26 03:00:00 - [35] If we had sean connery doing EVE commercials and voice overs this game would be closer to perfection. Plus it be fun to have commercials with the not-dead and not-*** cast of the original star trek series to make shatner feel alone for picking the "wrong side".
PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik aurorae pacificas	Posted - 2008.06.26 03:12:00 - [36] Edited by: PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik on 26/06/2008 03:15:34 Originally by: Siddy also GET THOUS MUTHAFEKING SNAKES OUT MAH MUTAFCKING HEAD! mandatory cleaned it up for you- I was thinking the same thing. Mr Jackson would be flying a Phoon, or possibly a MegaT. I dont think he would get caught flying much else. Also im gunna throw in a wild generalization and say that Wow may appeal to actors but for Eve you would need Directors. I can totally see Scorsese pirating in Rancer. Actors would be too busy playing wow and doing blow, clearly. I do hold the hope that somewhere amongst these virtual stars, some day I will find Tim Roth having a 1v1 with Rosy O'Donald. Tim would totally win btw
MotherMoon Huang Yinglong	Posted - 2008.06.26 03:15:00 - [37] Originally by: Guillame Herschel Rick Astley. honestly how hard would it be to get this guy a gig:P 1000$ bucks tops lol.
Viktor Fyretracker Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.06.26 05:03:00 - [38] Enough is Enough, ive had it with these MotherFscking Snake Implants in a Motherfscking Nanoship....
Banduril The High Corporation	Posted - 2008.06.26 05:35:00 - [39] We need a pimp like snoop dogg in a transport ship loaded with "exotic dancers" (paris hilton and the other famous ho's)
Gunzo San	Posted - 2008.06.26 05:43:00 - [40] Originally by: Constance Harme Only the one in the walls of my frakkin Dominix. A ship has Bulkheads ye blasted Landlubber. Sam Jackson would fly a Mega..with Gold plated Neutrons

Ultin Harvor	Posted - 2008.06.27 12:47:00 - [41] 'Hi there. I'm Jesse James, and I'm a gate camper.' Cut to up close video of freighter being ripped apart. Zoom out to encompass the whole area, zoom in again on 2 tackler frigates. 'Hi, we're Bob and Charlie Ford.' 'We are your worst nightmare...'
Dihania Gallente Mucho Dolor	Posted - 2008.06.27 12:49:00 - [42] Originally by: Guillame Herschel Edited by: Guillame Herschel on 26/06/2008 00:00:42 Nixon's head. Rick Astley. Michael Ian Black. Sarah Jessica Parker. my hairy arse . EVE: "The Hand-holding Age". I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting sig space.Taking various jobs.
Vyktor Abyss The Abyss Corporation	Posted - 2008.06.27 13:13:00 - [43] Hell I'd sign up a 2nd account if Nixon's head told me to... I'd even sign up for a 3rd if Morbo demanded us "puny earthlings" to...
Nicho Void Hyper-Nova	Posted - 2008.06.27 14:04:00 - [44] "Hello, my name is Admiral Akbar, and I'm a Moros pilot."
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.06.27 14:20:00 - [45] Originally by: baltec1 Originally by: Akita T Hi, I'm Brad Pitt, and I'm a suicide ganker. Hello, I'm Julia Roberts, and I'm a corporate thief. Howdy, name's Woody Harrelson, and I'm a Vagabond nanohoe'. This is Techno Viking. Techno Viking fly a Ragnarok. DUUH ! Im Samuel L Jackson, and I am sick of these mother***** snakes in my mother*** brain! YES** (noooo, wow got shatner!!1 we can't win ) __________________________________
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.06.27 14:33:00 - [46] Originally by: Nicho Void "Hello, my name is Admiral Akbar, and I'm a Moros pilot." This wins , now all we need to do is have Akbar fly into a logon trap or gatecamp for his memed catchphrase.
The TX Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon	Posted - 2008.06.27 14:45:00 - [47] Originally by: Meiyang Lee Firstly, "IT'S A TRAP!", lol Secondly - aren't you a rather attractive "scientist" on Brainiac? -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Karma Eve University	Posted - 2008.06.27 15:21:00 - [48] I'm under the impression that Jackson would fly a Kronos... it's dark/black and most importantly gold ;)
P'uck	Posted - 2008.06.27 15:53:00 - [49] i think that scientist guy from back to the future would make for a nice eve-commercial. also, john cleese.
Nicho Void Hyper-Nova	Posted - 2008.06.27 17:00:00 - [50] Edited by: Nicho Void on 27/06/2008 17:02:24 "Hi, I'm Howard Hughes. I build titans." "My name is Joseph Hazelwood and I'm a freighter pilot". "Hello, I'm Kenneth Lay and I'm a corp CEO."

Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.27 17:51:00 - [51] I have a way to pick up the entire population of Iran and a good slice of Iraq: "Hi, I'm Muqtada Al-Sadr, and I'm a fleet commander." The guy IS a big gamer, by accounts. At seminary, he was nicknamed "Mullah Atari". OK, who else? For a start, to counter WOW, we need not only Samuel L. Jackson, but Patrick Stewart. Hell, maybe we should get Stewart to do the voiceover for the next trailer. Who else? "Hi, I'm Nathon Fillion, and I'm a space pirate." Gets the Firefly crowd. EVE's target demographic is sci-fi nerds. Right now, we don't have a ton of competition. SWG is bleeding to death, Tabula Rasa isn't looking too good, and neither Jumpgate: Evolutions or Stargate Worlds hasn't come out yet. We should try to consume as much of the sci-fi demographic as possible. In particular, the Star Trek crowd is a good target. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.06.27 17:55:00 - [52] Edited by: Meiyang Lee on 27/06/2008 17:56:03 Originally by: Nachshon I have a way to pick up the entire population of Iran and a good slice of Iraq: "Hi, I'm Muqtada Al-Sadr, and I'm a fleet commander." The guy IS a big gamer, by accounts. At seminary, he was nicknamed "Mullah Atari". OK, who else? For a start, to counter WOW, we need not only Samuel L. Jackson, but Patrick Stewart. Hell, maybe we should get Stewart to do the voiceover for the next trailer. Who else? "Hi, I'm Nathon Fillion, and I'm a space pirate." Gets the Firefly crowd. EVE's target demographic is sci-fi nerds. Right now, we don't have a ton of competition. SWG is bleeding to death, Tabula Rasa isn't looking too good, and neither Jumpgate: Evolutions or Stargate Worlds hasn't come out yet. We should try to consume as much of the sci-fi demographic as possible. In particular, the Star Trek crowd is a good target. You have some good points, but there's one "slight" problem to the Star Trek crowd, their vision of the future is pretty much the hello kitty counterpart of EVE, its not going to be easy to get them interested in what essentially is the anti-thesis of the entire trek-philosophy. EVE is a relatively harsh universe.
Atomos Darksun Infortunatus Eventus	Posted - 2008.06.27 18:00:00 - [53] "Hello, I'm Admiral Ackbar, and IT'S A TRAP!!!!" Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice... Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming
Meiyang Lee Gallente Azteca Transportation Unlimited Gunboat Diplomacy	Posted - 2008.06.27 18:27:00 - [54] Originally by: The TX Originally by: Meiyang Lee Firstly, "IT'S A TRAP!", lol Secondly - aren't you a rather attractive "scientist" on Brainiac? looks around innocently Who me? Yes, that's what inspired the name for the character. Even though its spelled differently from the person in the show I believe.
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.06.27 18:47:00 - [55] Originally by: Benilopax I'M SAMUEL L JACKSON AND I'M A MUTHA ***** POD PILOT! Originally by:** Brachis Hello, I'm Edward Olmos, and I'm a Fleet Commander. Honestly, those 2 right there, would blow the WoW commercials right out of the water. William Shatner can eat his heart out. Not sure if Blizzard would take too kindly to a blatant copy of their marketing, but fk em it a harsh harsh commercial and capitalistic world our there. ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
dreamsequencer Amarr Freelancer Union Unaffiliated	Posted - 2008.06.27 20:19:00 - [56] I like this WOW Commercial --- Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori The Universal Migrator ---
Nicho Void Hyper-Nova	Posted - 2008.06.27 21:40:00 - [57] Originally by: Nachshon "Hi, I'm Nathon Fillion, and I'm a space pirate." Damn! Great one.
Gabrialle Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium	Posted - 2008.06.27 21:53:00 - [58] ok itll never happen unless they actually play eve and well i dont think thats likely but:- richard branson and sir alan (up his own a*) sugar picture it:- 2 POS's rich and alan looking out accross the void some dramatic statement from each about how richies to nice to live and how alans and evil conning sadistic bst**d as titan lead fleets frag each other. Then goon jump in and gank the lot
Schani Kratnorr x13	Posted - 2008.06.28 00:41:00 - [59] Originally by: dreamsequencer I like this WOW Commercial hehe, good one.


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