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Tablaren Kingdom of Kador Kingdom of Redemption	Posted - 2008.06.28 05:28:00 - [1] Children of the matari, you must be freed! Your endless slavery must come to an end. Today we are dedicating ourselves to rescueing those who are enslaved to do immoral deeds through the means of cultural degradation, infinate hatred, federal indecency, and mindless violence. Today we declare war on the forces of evil and slavery, Our campaign shall be brief but it is my hope to rescue those who suffer under the lashes of brutality. No matter the odds we shall attempt to rescue those who are being forced to commit acts of violence through ignorance and a lack of faith! For the sake of parents everywhere we begin this campaign to try help keep your children safe for only through bringing preace and freedom can we truly bring about a new era: One dedicated to keeping the loved ones free from terror and allowing the righteous to bring truth and light to the disbelievers\| Kingdom of Redemption has declared war on Ushra'Khan. After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Kitoba Minmatar Legion of Dynamic Discord	Posted - 2008.06.28 07:18:00 - [2] Originally by: Tablaren Today we declare war on the forces of evil and slavery, Our campaign shall be brief but it is my hope to rescue those who suffer under the lashes of brutality. Please, go ahead. Just hit auto-destruct.
Tablaren Kingdom of Kador Kingdom of Redemption	Posted - 2008.06.28 08:20:00 - [3] My dear lady it pains me to see you in such a denial about your slavery under the cruel yoke of unreasoning, unbending, and eternal hatred. Worry not, for there is a cure! I highly suggest enrolling in a SPCS program if they are still active, many such programs and those by other wonderful organizations can free you from the corruption of your bleak life.
Kitoba Minmatar Legion of Dynamic Discord	Posted - 2008.06.28 08:39:00 - [4] Originally by: Tablaren My dear lady it pains me to see you in such a denial about your slavery under the cruel yoke of unreasoning, unbending, and eternal hatred. Worry not, for there is a cure! I highly suggest enrolling in a SPCS program if they are still active, many such programs and those by other wonderful organizations can free you from the corruption of your bleak life. You know, if you weren't so funny, I would almost feel pity for you.
Telemicus Thrace Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 08:51:00 - [5] So now we are slavers? are you serious? You fail to make any sense with this drivel even more than you utterly failed to achieve anything on the battlefield in the last war we fought against you. As an aside, glad to see organisations using their registered 'ticker' as a prefix to these announcements. It makes it clear this is an official announcement. However your 'ticker' is [KOR], not [United]. I recommend you try to change your 'ticker' to [United] before anyone notices. If this is the manner in which you wish to present yourselves to the galactic community I suggest changing your name to Kingdom of ******s while you are there. Hopefully we will actually see you in space this time slaver. Die well. Join Kinda'Shujaa
Karn Mithralia Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 09:02:00 - [6] Tel, I think this is what is known as irony. Tablaren, so as to not be called a hypocrit, I have filed the paper work to make this war mutual. And I think you just broke some kind of record for us, that's 10 wars we have going on. -----------------------------------------
Telemicus Thrace Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 09:08:00 - [7] There are places for that kind of 'humour'. This is hardly the place or the subject matter for childish jokes. That aside I do hope the warriors of the Kingdom are not so dissapointing this time. Join Kinda'Shujaa
Tablaren Kingdom of Kador Kingdom of Redemption	Posted - 2008.06.28 09:16:00 - [8] Tablaren snickers Only a truly delusional madman would complain an enemy on the other side of a galaxy fighting a more significant war wasn't giving them enough attention. Worry not though, your crews will be well treated. We've come up with ways to make even the most brainwashed character integrate into his proper place in society.
Kitoba Minmatar Legion of Dynamic Discord	Posted - 2008.06.28 09:19:00 - [9] Originally by: Tablaren Worry not though, our crews will be well treated. Minmatar came up with ways to make even the most brainwashed Amarr integrate into a place in society he likes. I corrected that for you.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.06.28 11:13:00 - [10] The Mixed Metaphor corporation demands that this war declaration be revoked immedietely and all statements by any member of Kingdom of Redemption that the Ushra'Khan qualify as a slaver organisation are to be retracted, or Mixed Metaphor will be forced to step in to assist its oldest allies. No matter our small numbers, I promise that Ushra'Khan will not stand alone against your unwarranted, imperialistic aggression. ----- CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting.
Sepherim Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris	Posted - 2008.06.28 11:29:00 - [11] Welcome back to the frontlines of war against the oldest enemies of the Empire that are still capable of fighting, my friend. I look forward to flying by your side soon enough.
Telemicus Thrace Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 13:21:00 - [12] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 28/06/2008 11:17:32 The Mixed Metaphor corporation demands that this war declaration be revoked immedietely and all statements by any member of Kingdom of Redemption that the Ushra'Khan qualify as a slaver organisation are to be retracted, or Mixed Metaphor will be forced to step in to assist its oldest allies. No matter our small numbers, I promise that Ushra'Khan will not stand alone against your unwarranted, imperialistic aggression. In the past they have given their lives for the Gallente people even though it wasn't their fight and I am deeply in their debt, and I will repay that debt with my very life if need be. These slaver animals will be no trouble. But your words warm my heart Brother.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.06.28 17:45:00 - [13] It's no trouble, Thrace. It's always nice to return favours, and I enjoy flying alongside the Ushra'Khan. Believe it or not, it helps me calm down when I'm angry.
Vakor Shaku	Posted - 2008.06.28 18:01:00 - [14] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's no trouble, Thrace. It's always nice to return favours, and I enjoy flying alongside the Ushra'Khan. Believe it or not, it helps me calm down when I'm angry. Spits out his beer Are you serious Andreus! It calms you... grunts Thats a sight I've never seen... smiles Yet your anger is righteous, kill many Amarr Gallente!
Belatu Cadro Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.06.28 19:11:00 - [15] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris It's no trouble, Thrace. It's always nice to return favours, and I enjoy flying alongside the Ushra'Khan. Believe it or not, it helps me calm down when I'm angry. Indeed, the sight of ammarian vessels exploding brings a measure af calmness to me too, they make such nice colourfull lightshows.
Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.28 20:46:00 - [16] While I cannot speak for the TLF as a whole, being a mere Spike Lieutenant, I can promise that if I find myself near an area where KoR and U'K are fighting, I will aid the Ushra'Khan. I imagine that many of my comrades would do the same. Matar victor!
Becq Starforged Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 21:11:00 - [17] Another day, another slaver with claims that freedom is slavery and slavery is freedom. Another corpse to prop up the throne of whichever Emperor is finally absolved of their heresy and named the representative of "god" by powermad Amarrians.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.06.28 21:16:00 - [18] Originally by: Becq Starforged Another day, another slaver with claims that freedom is slavery and slavery is freedom. Another corpse to prop up the throne of whichever Emperor is finally absolved of their heresy and named the representative of "god" by powermad Amarrians. Same ol', same ol', right, old friend?
Bad Harlequin Minmatar Chiroptera Factor	Posted - 2008.06.28 22:02:00 - [19] Originally by: Tablaren the most brainwashed Quote: his proper place ----- -- we all live in a yellow subroutine --
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.06.28 22:06:00 - [20] Originally by: Telemicus Thrace So now we are slavers? I wouldn't go as far as calling you slavers (one wouldn't want to bring the fine institution of slavery into disrepute, after all), but given that you support the effective annexation of the Minmatar Republic by the Jove Empire, your leader is a Sani Sabik Sympathiser and at least one U'K member has been observered publicly advocating cannibalism in public, I;d say that being called slavers is the least of your problems. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.28 22:35:00 - [21] Originally by: Rodj Blake Edited by: Rodj Blake on 28/06/2008 22:07:01 Originally by: Telemicus Thrace So now we are slavers? I wouldn't go as far as calling you slavers (one wouldn't want to bring the fine institution of slavery into disrepute, after all), but given that you support the effective annexation of the Minmatar Republic by the Jove Empire, your leader is a Sani Sabik sympathiser and at least one U'K member has been observered publicly advocating cannibalism in public, I'd say that being called slavers is the least of your problems. Wait, cannibalism?
Telemicus Thrace Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.28 23:38:00 - [22] Hahaha, you guys should work for the Scope Pulp Pages. Karn got invited to a party once that was being hosted by the Sani Sabik. He accepted the invitation but ended up not going. It actually took me a moment to work out thats what you mean our leader being a Sani Sabik sympathiser. The "annexation of the Minmatar Republic by the Jove Empire" has thrown me somewhat. We seek to end your reign of tyranny and free our people. I don't recall any memo about changing our motto to "We come for our people and the annexation of the Minmatar Republic by the Jove Empire". As for the cannibalism, I collect scalps from those I kill. I polish the skulls and mount them around the walls of my shrine. I am a head hunter and a Shaman, these things please the spirits of vengeance and death and they in turn watch over me in battle. In some areas of tribal society this grants me some status. I don't actually eat the bodies although I know slavers love to tell their children that to keep them in their beds. I mean, be serious, you should see the tools I need to deflesh the skulls after they have been vacuum frozen. You wouldn't even be able to chew the meat. Join Kinda'Shujaa
Sepherim Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris	Posted - 2008.06.29 03:15:00 - [23] Originally by: Telemicus Thrace As for the cannibalism, I collect scalps from those I kill. I polish the skulls and mount them around the walls of my shrine. I am a head hunter and a Shaman, these things please the spirits of vengeance and death and they in turn watch over me in battle. In some areas of tribal society this grants me some status. I don't actually eat the bodies although I know slavers love to tell their children that to keep them in their beds. I mean, be serious, you should see the tools I need to deflesh the skulls after they have been vacuum frozen. You wouldn't even be able to chew the meat. This is barbaric. I did expect much more from you Mr Thrace, so I hope this is some kind of insane joke. Or an irony that written word doesn't carry well.
Conlin Gallente Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.29 04:26:00 - [24] About as ironic as a station hugger who brands U'K as slavers
Telemicus Thrace Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.06.29 06:57:00 - [25] I am a head hunter, I collect heads. I especially like the ones with the embedded neural plate. I polish them up nice and paint ancient Matari curses on the bone before adding them to the pile. Everyone knows this, well anyone who knows me even vaguely. I don't see why anyone is suprised and I never kept it secret. I hold to ancient tribal ways. Collecting the heads of fallen enemies for spiritual reasons as well as for status in my clan is a tradition that goes back even to before the Minmatar Empire. It's not like I torture them, they are already quite dead when I take their heads. I only torture people when I need information from them. Join Kinda'Shujaa
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.06.29 07:21:00 - [26] Edited by: Rodj Blake on 29/06/2008 07:21:56 Originally by: Nachshon Wait, cannibalism? Yes, cannibalism. And not just any old cannibalism, but the eating of children
Kitoba Minmatar Legion of Dynamic Discord	Posted - 2008.06.29 07:29:00 - [27] Originally by: Telemicus Thrace It's not like I torture them, they are already quite dead when I take their heads. I only torture people when I need information from them. Torturing tends to result in false witnesses, so the Legion of Dynamic Discord has developed techniques that extract reliable intelligence out of people. It takes a day or two, doesn't involve violence, and always results in reliable information. Contact me if you're interested.
Belatu Cadro Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.06.29 08:11:00 - [28] Edited by: Belatu Cadro on 29/06/2008 08:12:47 Originally by: Rodj Blake Edited by: Rodj Blake on 29/06/2008 07:21:56 Originally by: Nachshon Wait, cannibalism? Yes, cannibalism. And not just any old cannibalism, but the eating of children It seems Blakes mother used the old stay in your bed or Telemicus Thrace will eat your bones story to keep him in bed at night, and I though those stories were only told to naughty Minmatar children Blake I hate to have to break this to you, but the tooth fairy doesn't exist either.
Tweakalvos Your Cute When You Scream	Posted - 2008.06.29 08:50:00 - [29] What a dumb slave that thinks its cute to fight back.Go hid in a whole where you came from you swine.
Rodj Blake Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.06.29 09:24:00 - [30] Originally by: Belatu Cadro It seems Blakes mother used the old stay in your bed or Telemicus Thrace will eat your bones story to keep him in bed at night, and I though those stories were only told to naughty Minmatar children Not only did my mother not make such claims, but neither did I claim that it was Thrace who had threatened to eat Amarrian children. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.

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