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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:26:00 -
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My girlfriend is standing behind me, holding onto my moobs.
She said that she's gonna squeeze either my left or right moob depending on what words I say, and I have to guess what words are causing the left or right moob squeeze.
I have already established that the word 'I' makes her squeeze my left moob, but I don't know about the right moob. Even as I say the words I'm typing now, she's squeezing my left moob.
I've tried to guess the word that causes the right moob squeeze, but so far I've not been successful - even though I've tried blurting out lots of common words I might say.
She reckons that I will say the word for the right moob, but I've run out of ideas. Any suggestions? She's still holding on and I think she's getting bored but won't give up until I've said the right-moob word. Even though it might be funny to see how long she'll hold on for, please suggest some reasonably common words that I can try on her....
Thanks, and please, don't ******* ask.
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Lal QelThyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:31:00 -
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... what. the. hell. (- Dev Protective Shield. My sig is invincible! -) |

The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lal QelThyr ... what. the. hell.
None of those words worked.
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Lal QelThyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:33:00 -
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Waffles? (- Dev Protective Shield. My sig is invincible! -) |

Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:35:00 -
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TX had dignity once.
A long, long time ago.
I'm talking decades ago.
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lal QelThyr Waffles?
Nope, not waffles.
I'm still talking as much as possible, including everything that everyone says in this thread and any other threads just to see if I stumble across the word, so any old cack in this thread that I could read out may just work.
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak TX had dignity once.
A long, long time ago.
I'm talking decades ago.
No joke! She's just said that she'll start to pull my nipple off in TEN minutes unless I guess that word!!!
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Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:38:00 -
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Make sure that goes on youtube then.
Might aswell get something out of this.
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Lal QelThyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:38:00 -
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You have a very, very strange life.
Also, Wibble (- Dev Protective Shield. My sig is invincible! -) |

Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:40:00 -
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Am....a looser baby so why dont you kill me.
LOL Just kidding. Man Boob squeezage for the uh....I am at a loss for words.
Slade
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:40:00 -
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ok, none of those words worked either.
my life isn't that strange, we're both ill. I'm ill and should be at work today, and we're just bored. tis all. lol.
although im about to get my nipple pulled off for not guessing or just simply saying a common english word, i'm still trying to remain in high spirits.
and none of THESE words worked either!!! ARGH!
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Lal QelThyr
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:42:00 -
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How could Wibble not work? Wibble is the answer to any question!
hmm... hhhhhhmmmmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:44:00 -
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Suck...Loose...Win...Can...Come...Cum...Robot...Sit...Type...I am at a loss for any other words that you have not already used that work with I.
So my question is does the word go with I or is it just csome random word?
Slade
P.S. I am board at work 
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon Suck...Loose...Win...Can...Come...Cum...Robot...Sit...Type...I am at a loss for any other words that you have not already used that work with I.
So my question is does the word go with I or is it just csome random word?
Slade
P.S. I am board at work 
It's a random word, but apparently I may already have said it, she's not sure.
Even reading this list of words didn't help. I think I'm stuffed.
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:47:00 -
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1 minute left and I've been told it's a THREE LETTER WORD
ARGH
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:49:00 -
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Slade predicts nipple lossage in aboput 10.9.8.7...
Slade |

The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 13:59:45 YES!
YES!!
YES!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
So ******* obvious: YES.
After a short attempt at removing my nipple, my gf gave me two or three 2 minute extensions, in which I looked up word lists of 3 letter words.
When that didn't work and time was running out AGAIN, she started asking me questions about the things I was doing with my skills in game - I got a slight moob squeeze when I said 'YEAH', which led me to the final VERY OBVIOUS answer: YES.
Game over. Well, that's another half hour wasted, what next?
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annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.28 16:28:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 28/06/2008 16:28:10 1) Ive seen you in that infamous video with you topless dancing ... I dont believe for one minute that you have any female (except maybe a l3sbian) interested in you. You have bigger b00bs than Jordan 2) You read female magazine websites about celebraties for which you should be severly punished 3) Should such a sick individual be found that WOULD be interested in you, its not right and it brings a whole new meaning to "care in the community". 4) If, by any weird and totally unbelieveable circumstance, you do have a female with you the words you are looking for are "no your bum doesnt look big in that" or maybe "of course i'll pull out, I promise" or the ever dangerous "of course I love you, now swallow". If all else fails just lie to her and declare your undying love.
All of this, of course, presumes that you dont actually like the pain 
Dwi Cymraig
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 17:21:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 17:24:33
Originally by: annoing Edited by: annoing on 28/06/2008 16:28:10 1) Ive seen you in that infamous video with you topless dancing ... I dont believe for one minute that you have any female (except maybe a l3sbian) interested in you. You have bigger b00bs than Jordan 2) You read female magazine websites about celebraties for which you should be severly punished 3) Should such a sick individual be found that WOULD be interested in you, its not right and it brings a whole new meaning to "care in the community". 4) If, by any weird and totally unbelieveable circumstance, you do have a female with you the words you are looking for are "no your bum doesnt look big in that" or maybe "of course i'll pull out, I promise" or the ever dangerous "of course I love you, now swallow". If all else fails just lie to her and declare your undying love.
All of this, of course, presumes that you dont actually like the pain 
You obviously missed the link in my most recent post:
Originally by: The TX removing my nipple
And he she is again (She's the one at the bottom of the page)
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Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: annoing Edited by: annoing on 28/06/2008 16:28:10 1) Ive seen you in that infamous video with you topless dancing ... I dont believe for one minute that you have any female (except maybe a l3sbian) interested in you. You have bigger b00bs than Jordan 2) You read female magazine websites about celebraties for which you should be severly punished 3) Should such a sick individual be found that WOULD be interested in you, its not right and it brings a whole new meaning to "care in the community". 4) If, by any weird and totally unbelieveable circumstance, you do have a female with you the words you are looking for are "no your bum doesnt look big in that" or maybe "of course i'll pull out, I promise" or the ever dangerous "of course I love you, now swallow". If all else fails just lie to her and declare your undying love.
All of this, of course, presumes that you dont actually like the pain 
You sir are an utter ass.
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak You sir are an utter ass.
Hey, thanks man. I thought we were in each other's bad books because of the debate in the pub prices thread, but now, I love you again  |

Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: The TX
And he she is again
   
LMAO!!! Know it is a typo but I laughed my ass off.
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Zephyr Rengate
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:08:00 -
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After visiting your website and seeing your GF I have one question. WTF with her tongue?! Its blue? |

Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:08:00 -
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A debate is a debate and I love a good one. Personal attacks are just a massive no no.
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The TX
Gallente Earth Inc. Zeta Tau Epsilon
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Posted - 2008.06.28 18:09:00 -
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Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 18:09:08
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: The TX
And he she is again
   
LMAO!!! Know it is a typo but I laughed my ass off.
Slade
HERE, HERE SHE IS AGAIN, oh noes.....
Edit: original typo fixed.
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Benilopax
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.06.28 23:15:00 -
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How about THIS.
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annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.29 00:05:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 29/06/2008 00:06:11
Originally by: Xrak A debate is a debate and I love a good one. Personal attacks are just a massive no no.
And you sir, are a pathetic moron. Obviously you didnt really read the post, if you had, you would have seen the humour in it. Maybe that humour isnt everyones cup of tea, but I like it. As for personal attacks you made one in calling me an ass .. pot, kettle and black come to mind. So the moral of this story, keep your stupid insipid comments to yourself when it comes to "personal attacks" ... or be prepared to be attacked back. Now crawl back to your cesspool.
PS: TX -- a) really, you do have bigger b00bs than jordan b) it was an incredibly weird video of you dancing, which is where we get to see those 36c's c) Reading womens magazine webbys really is a no no, honestly it is d) i'm very pleased that for you and your girlfriend you are 'true loves' ....
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goodby4u
Logistic Technologies Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.06.29 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: The TX Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 13:59:45 removing my nipple
Wait....If shes busy twisting and your busy screaming who took the picture? |

Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.06.29 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: The TX Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 13:59:45 removing my nipple
Wait....If shes busy twisting and your busy screaming who took the picture?
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.29 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u
Originally by: The TX Edited by: The TX on 28/06/2008 13:59:45 removing my nipple
Wait....If shes busy twisting and your busy screaming who took the picture?
The midget who sits on the floor boards (ah thank you)
Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME!
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