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Rakivic
Galactic Express
Frontier Trade League
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:21:00 -
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I read this article this morning and it made me laugh. So I thought that others out there my enjoy it as well
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:45:00 -
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I guess I loose..I only pass on maybe 5 of these...The most serious of of the 50 I do is I repackage my console games in their package and styrofoam when I move.
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edtheshed
Most Wanted INC
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:20:00 -
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haha yea some of those are jokes, i think i can do/done a fair few of em
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DasDizzy
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:27:00 -
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i can do all 50 of em.
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Shinnen
Caldari
Northern Intelligence
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:31:00 -
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Hahaha that's awesome.
I've mastered quite a few, definitely 8. 
Nerfing my own sig, it's too big - Shinnen
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This porposal have good brans.
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kessah
Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:44:00 -
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someones been on reddit today... 
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:17:00 -
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10. Become unhealthily obsessed with one particular game and play only that game for six months solid
Winners don't quit. They become addicts
Well that discribes pretty much the entire eve community.
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Deverian Tarik
Caldari
Core Combat and Industry
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:00:00 -
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44/50. Not bad. 
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Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:06:00 -
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I epicly fail as a gamer 
Glancing over that, I probably only scored maybe 5-10 out of 50.
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Amastat
Caldari
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat
I epicly fail as a gamer
Glancing over that, I probably only scored maybe 5-10 out of 50.
This was my biggest one - OF COURSE. Though, honestly, that is a half-and-half really - I usually can't stand to playing the same thing, even EVE, straight for 6 months - eventually I take a break and play something else.
10. Become unhealthily obsessed with one particular game and play only that game for six months solid
Winners don't quit. They become addicts
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:51:00 -
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10. Become unhealthily obsessed with one particular game and play only that game for six months solid
Mostly eve for 4 years.
22. Immediately know what to dump when your inventory is full
Cap 800's
26. Memorise enemy/item spawn points
RA...
36. Know which elemental attack will be most effective against an enemy
Sansha/Blood: EM
Angel: EXP
Serpentis: THERM
Guristas: KIN
37. Master the art of reloading
Right click -> Redload All in warp
42. Argue effectively in a gaming Internet forum
heh 
45. Always know the best spots for camping
Station undock point or Amarr gates. Minmatar Gates are the devil. :(
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:04:00 -
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i pass on all 51 of them
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:19:00 -
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I blame a decade working in the games industry.
fortunately, I can get number 50.
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:00:00 -
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I was too lazy to read the whole thing, but I got about 10 on the first page... man, GoW is a b**** to beat on insane...
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Draeca
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:23:00 -
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I can do 3 of them! But then again, I'm not really a gamer even tho I play a lot (but only one or two games).
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Xtreem
Gallente
Knockaround Guys Inc.
Exxxotic
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:49:00 -
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20. Own non-gaming friends at absolutely anything
You've never played the game before. The pad's missing buttons. You've got amoebic dysentery and you can feel a hairy-ass spider crawling across your face. So what? When you're up against a newbie there is no excuse for anything less than comprehensive ownership.
I play games in my spare time and am damn good, one of my friends brought round his ps2 many moons ago, he was the boasting type, man im so awesome at this game, i kill all, try me if u think ur good enough etc etc
now what i did not say is when i was looking after a different friends house (i'v never had a ps2) i stayed there a few days, he had just bought a ps2 prior to going awaay and bought teken tag for it, which was the game my other friend brought over in which he "pwned", which i had played for 2 days straght the weekend before because was the only game he had.
Gun jack - yoshi imo are a tag made in heaven.
I pick up the controler "oh i like fighting games i should be good" "ohh and alien sword dude and dude with my name!! (im jack, so gun jack) ill pick them" he simple snorts some type of insult
i allow him to win the first match, "ahh i understand the buttons now" i proclaim to much, man u suckage type of resort ..
i then proceed to pull out every special move to power own him, and getting one perfect match, which was finished off with a massive sword thrust from yoshi.
"ah yeah, pretty simple to master i see"i patronisingly(sp?) state he goes ape, to the point where he is so angry he packs up his ps2 and goes home... and he was 21 at the time!!!
was a great great moment, its why smach never prevails :D from that moment on her refused to play me at any game ever :D
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