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Dirty Spy
Amarr EVE Spy Network
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Posted - 2008.07.05 22:53:00 -
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Friedrick Psitalon and his Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. (FOOM), made news this week by launching a suprise attack on Caldari high-sec system 'Motsu'. This has left Militia forces stunned and unable to function having lost all their best mission running ships from this unprovoked act of aggression.
Whether or not he bribbed the Caldari Navy Agents that were supposed to be guarding their gates as rumors suggest, or whether they simply failed to show up to work today is now moot. All that matters is what will happen next in this conflict.
As we can not allow this injustice to go unanswered, I have devised a plan to prevent future failures by our Caldari Militia brothers.
Step 1: Leave the Caldari Milita Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit
By not fighting at all, the Caldari Militia will come out with a net positive, it's pure genius.
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Dirty Spy
Amarr EVE Spy Network
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Posted - 2008.07.05 22:53:00 -
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Friedrick Psitalon and his Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. (FOOM), made news this week by launching a suprise attack on Caldari high-sec system 'Motsu'. This has left Militia forces stunned and unable to function having lost all their best mission running ships from this unprovoked act of aggression.
Whether or not he bribbed the Caldari Navy Agents that were supposed to be guarding their gates as rumors suggest, or whether they simply failed to show up to work today is now moot. All that matters is what will happen next in this conflict.
As we can not allow this injustice to go unanswered, I have devised a plan to prevent future failures by our Caldari Militia brothers.
Step 1: Leave the Caldari Milita Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit
By not fighting at all, the Caldari Militia will come out with a net positive, it's pure genius.
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Liang Nuren
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.07.05 22:54:00 -
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Edited by: Liang Nuren on 05/07/2008 22:54:45 Such a brilliant plan! How could nobody have thought of that before!?
-Liang
Ed: BTW, when did GD become CAOD for FW? -- It was an honor to participate in the Insurgency campaign in Branch. o7 to all involved. |

Liang Nuren
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.07.05 22:54:00 -
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Edited by: Liang Nuren on 05/07/2008 22:54:45 Such a brilliant plan! How could nobody have thought of that before!?
-Liang
Ed: BTW, when did GD become CAOD for FW? -- It was an honor to participate in the Insurgency campaign in Branch. o7 to all involved. |

Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.05 23:00:00 -
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A good laugh, but there's enough drama about this one already, no? 
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Willow Whisp
Sadist Faction
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Posted - 2008.07.05 23:25:00 -
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wait, wasn't the caldari navy boasting here about 3 weeks ago about how a blob of caracals went to gallente highsec and started "wreaking havoc" ? -- this is my sig. |

Steve Celeste
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Posted - 2008.07.05 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Willow Whisp wait, wasn't the caldari navy boasting here about 3 weeks ago about how a blob of caracals went to gallente highsec and started "wreaking havoc" ?
You mean the time when the faction navy actually responded?
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Liang Nuren
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.07.05 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Celeste You mean the time when the faction navy actually responded?
It's true, everything really is stacked up against Caldari! Oh poor you.
-Liang -- It was an honor to participate in the Insurgency campaign in Branch. o7 to all involved. |

Shoriani
Caldari Australia and New Zealand Eve Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.06 01:50:00 -
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Nice work FOOM, good to see you can still make the headlines. ;)
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Dealer Alexia
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Posted - 2008.07.06 02:02:00 -
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posting in a another Friedrick Psitalon drama thread.
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Carrier Eleven
Gallente EVE Posting Service
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Posted - 2008.07.06 02:06:00 -
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I Can confirm this!!! It cost 3 dozen Krispy Kreme's and 2 pots of coffee!!  
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: Dealer Alexia posting in a another Friedrick Psitalon drama thread.
\o/
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FlameGlow
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.06 05:34:00 -
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What is Motsu? I haven't been there at all tbh 
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PI Staker
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Posted - 2008.07.06 05:41:00 -
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well its a start, i used to think there was no way for him to top leaving bruce high and dry in their time of need
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: PI Staker well its a start, i used to think there was no way for him to top leaving bruce high and dry in their time of need
That insult is SO last week. 
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Robert Rosenberg
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.07.06 07:09:00 -
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Edited by: Robert Rosenberg on 06/07/2008 07:09:40
Originally by: Friedrick Psitalon
Originally by: PI Staker well its a start, i used to think there was no way for him to top leaving bruce high and dry in their time of need
That insult is SO last week. 
Lol just because you do not care about screwing over your alliance does not mean everyone else does not care either. You are a bit of a **** eh?
EDIT: Postin' in a Fried alt thread.
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thightickler
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.07.06 07:19:00 -
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Is this part of the revenge business? beating on the other factions and finally bathing in others tears! Fried going to the darkside? Maybe that will be next week's thread. Some did try to keep bruce alive though and a bunch of folks used to really look up to you. o7
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r0bin h00d
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Posted - 2008.07.06 07:28:00 -
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Originally by: Friedrick Psitalon
Originally by: PI Staker well its a start, i used to think there was no way for him to top leaving bruce high and dry in their time of need
That insult is SO last week. 
Meh. The RL person behind Fried is probably a good, helpful individual, but the in character "Friedrick Psitalon" is officially a douche :)
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 13:45:00 -
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Edited by: Friedrick Psitalon on 06/07/2008 13:46:01 Nah, it's more like - the people whose opinion I care about know the truth. Most of the older section of BRUCE know the truth, too. The outside community, whose opinion I don't care about and don't know the whole story can believe whatever they like. The newest section of BRUCE, some of whom have enough brains to do more than believe whatever slime people spread, can come to their own conclusions and don't particularly buy into the "abandoned the ship" hype. I carried BRUCE for two years and left when I chose for my own reasons - and those who know me, know what those reasons really were. If the community wants to hurl slime about why they THINK I left, that's not my problem. Who followed me did so for their own reasons, despite what the hype says, and they know the truth, too.
In short, my friends still love me, my enemies still hate me, and the public who don't really know anything other than what they read? Meh. Who cares? (Apparently I must, since I keep posting in response to that kind of crap. Heh.)
As for the common BRUCE - they can judge for themselves in six months when they've tried other homes. No one is required to chain themselves to a leadership post, and after two years, I was done being chained to mine. "Oh, you left at such a horrible time...." please - BRUCE never had a quiet, non-challenged day from the moment we moved into Syndicate. It's just that the newest BRUCEs - and the outside public - had no perception of that. There was never going to be a good time to leave, and at some point I owe something to myself, too.
In any case, I'm-a gonna write "Do not respond to pointless trolls by people who don't have any clue" on my hand... and go back to smushin' some Caldari now. Y'all have a great time spinning stories about things you know nothing about, and the alts and BRUCE-haters will have a grand time grundle-rubbing with you. o/
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Viqtoria
Caldari Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.07.06 13:46:00 -
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2008.07.06 16:41:00 -
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I still have nightmares about syndicate.  ________
Originally by: Tarminic I believe your mother should have re-rolled her birth control.
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Katamarino
Sanguine Marauders Chances of Misfortune
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:09:00 -
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Omen Inc (I think it was), and hisgoatness are the only scumbags that were revealed when Fried left BRUCE :p
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Ulstan
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:42:00 -
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Anyone still missioning in Motsu deserves what they get, tbh.
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