How many times we gotta say 'we're not taking tenal' ?

we don't fly titans we use the one we have to shoot other goons at people

Our Titan(s) are literally clown cars.

Razor is taking tenal.

Almost as good as Highauger from FA

Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??.........
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[Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??.........
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Of course we're terrible at this game. But we still managed to find our way off the Jita 4-4 undock.

I like to think I'm gay.

Wait!.......Are you guise terrible at this game??.........
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I like to think I'm gay.

(Old missinformation)

eve news 24 link
http://www.evenews24.com/2012/03/14/readers-pieces-war-on-tenal-a-raiden-grunt-view/

How is it a invasion can happen between CFC and bob reincarnation clones, and not be news on COAD, is it being news somewhere else (apparently it is on eve news 24)? Where is the invasion speech by the king of space, is he going to wait till he is in iceland and razor has sov in tenal and gloat to the universe when this happens and is re-elected chairman?


I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to break the surprise. But now because eve 24 is talking its pretty obvious it is happening.


Edit: 3/16/2012

Eve news 24 is just spreading rumors, no deployments are happening, most alliances in CFC are evacuating space as we speak. Lots of Jewing and incursions.

Its wishful thinking to want Raiden gone from tenal because they are such horrible people, its likely not to happen, recent buffs to titans will likely make taking the region impossible.

Thanks for confirming Ladie!! Can you also confirm that Goonies are still whacky, zaney, and just all around loopy fellas who donGÇÖt take spaceships as serious buzinezz?...

IGÇÖve been having a hard time determining if you folks still want that reputation or if that reps been cast aside due to all the tears your Alliance sheds each day on the forums?...

BtwGǪGǪIGÇÖve got a space popsicle stand set up out in front of Jita 4-4 if you would like to stop by sometime to chat??...
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Snot Shot, I come to you in a time of dire need, the CFC is struggling and it looks like we may all die in a fire. I have a heartfelt request that I think the whole coalition can stand behind - PLEASE, we need to hire your proffesional mercenary service, we heard through the grapevine that you are alot like PL in that respect and we need to hire someone to shoot structures in Tenal for us, because we arnt any good at it.

Help me SnotShotrini Kenobi, your our only hope...

Hi my name is MandozerTheGreat, can you tell us about getting awoxed and trolled out of goonfleet instead please?

Wow casual homophobia, you're a cool guy

No problem. I will check with The Pitboss and see if we can pull a contract together for you. It doesnGÇÖt come as a surprise to me that your **** heap of a Coalition is having troubles, but please note that there will be 5 non-negotiable terms of the contract that you will need to agree to prior to us moving forward :

1 - Stop crying in localGǪGǪ..itGÇÖs a game and spending most of your time online crying about why smaller Alliances are stomping on you and your pets is not healthy and we donGÇÖt work for clients that donGÇÖt at least try to help themselves.

2 GÇô Learn how to fly a couple ships well, not all the ships in EVE. You will always be a below average Coalition and only take space when there is no one to defend it if you continue being jacks of all ships and masters of none. We will need your rag tag fleets of misfits to actually fly very specific ships as support for our fleet so if you canGÇÖt do this tell me now.

3 GÇô Log in your Super Caps. Not only will we need you to bridge us into fights to save your systems, but we will need you to stop being useless sacks of **** and grow a set if we are going to defend your space. We do have a few Titan pilots in ADOPT so if your pilots are too sacred to pilot theirs in battle we can fly them for an extra fee.

4 GÇô No more crying on the forums. ADOPT has a reputation to up hold and we canGÇÖt risk tarnishing it working for a bunch of ass hats that cry to CCP every time something doesnGÇÖt go their way.

5 GÇô The Mittini will need to agree to the contract terms in writing. None of you scrub Directors or failing FCGÇÖs can execute the contract.

If you think that you can adhere to the above terms please let me know and I will pursue the contract. Please note that there will be a 250 Billion isk deposit required to be put in escrow with Chribba in case you cannot adhere to the terms above and break the agreement.

I look forward to hearing back from you GÇô SS
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1: That isnt tears, Its p0rn. I imagine your mum doesnt let you look at it so I understand the confusion. Sorry.
2: Rifters dont take alot of skills to fly, we are considering a new doctrine right now: NavitasFleet.
3: If you need any cynos we are ready to help you move your titans out of Jita.
4: We never post on forums, I dont even know how.
5: The Mittani has asked personally that I deal with the contract. He is busy Kinging space from iceland, I imagine your exec ceo is probably right there too on the space council right?


250 isk should be on its way, we had no idea your services would be so expensive.

ADOPT has decided to pass on taking a contract from Goon Federation due to the fact that your CEO is a cyber bully and expressed his desire that you grief someone into killing themselves in RL.

We donGÇÖt work with people like that. This is a game and should be enjoyed by all who play it.
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ADOPT has decided to pass on taking a contract from Goon Federation due to the fact that your CEO is a cyber bully and expressed his desire that you grief someone into killing themselves in RL.

We donGÇÖt work with people like that. This is a game and should be enjoyed by all who play it.
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