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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:51:00 -
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I believe that some of you have been led to believe that over the past few days that the Amarr Empire is somehow..."losing" the battle in Factional Warfare. Well let me tell you know that such rumors and blind speculation are completely and absolutely unfounded!
If anything, the Amarr are winning in the opposite direction as part of a planned (and highly successful) attempt to surprise the enemy and lure them into a false sense security. They have been fooled with misleading information like "kills," "losses," "systems," or "morale." Rest assured, citizens of the empire and soon-to-be citizens of the empire, the divine hand of the Amarr will close their grip upon New Eden.
But that being said, I do believe that some things should be done to make it more interesting to fight for the Amarr side, as in the coming weeks our inevitable wave of golden phalluses will dominate any and all opponents. The proposed changes would benefit all sides of the conflict, both those fighting for the Amarr and those who have not been put to the sword!
1. Terran Superweapons in-game - Who doesn't want Amarr Battleships to be capable of desploying these fancy shield inverter pwnsauce-fueled device? NO ONE THAT I KNOW!
2. Secondary drone systems in the form of Space Slaver Hounds (TM) - Really, the Amarr have been breeding these adorable creatures for thousands of years. Why wouldn't they train them for combat purposes? These endearing creatures could be used to attack our enemy's ships - peeing on their carpets, scratching up their furniture, eating their own ****. Chaos will reign upon anyone opposing us!
3. Increased laser damage in complexes - It only makes sense that the Amarr could fine-tune their lasers when in these deadspace pockets. Denying them this right of unreasonably powered weapons would be a travesty!
4. Somewhat Improved Scouting - 
5. No More Minmatar Faction Navy - Since when did the minmatar have a faction navy anyway? We all know that their entire military is either stoned or working low-wage jobs in the Gallente Federation. It makes no sense for the faction navy to equal the strength of the Amarr Navy, or even exist at all!
6. Super Duper Hyper Webbers - The Amarr have been fighting the Minmatar with their supposed "nanoships" for quite some time, why have we not developed a counter to this nonsense? A webber with a 80KM base range seems like a good compromise without being overpowered, as it can only be fit on Amarr ships.
7. Free Ships - The Amarr have enjoyed having one of the largest empires in New Eden, and yet when we, the 24th Imperial Crusade, lose a ship we are forced to pay for a replacement, even when in the service of the Glorius Empire and the Empress (Also, if you're reading this my dear, please start returning my convos)
With these changes I'm sure that factional warfare will become more more interesting and fun for everyone! You know it's the right thing to do CCP, so get on it!
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:53:00 -
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Tarminic did it again!
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Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2008.07.06 17:54:00 -
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 Originally by: Tarminic
7. Free Ships - The Amarr have enjoyed having one of the largest empires in New Eden, and yet when we, the 24th Imperial Crusade, lose a ship we are forced to pay for a replacement, even when in the service of the Glorius Empire and the Empress (Also, if you're reading this my dear, please start returning my convos)
Amusing but Amarr do get free ships from a select few charitable individuals in the form of frigates and destroyers.
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Internet Knight
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:00:00 -
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Death to... ummm... Gallente?
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Nuyan Zahedi
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
5. No More Minmatar Faction Navy - Since when did the minmatar have a faction navy anyway? We all know that their entire military is either stoned or working low-wage jobs in the Gallente Federation. It makes no sense for the faction navy to equal the strength of the Amarr Navy, or even exist at all!
Exactly! I find this a totally immersion-breaking aspect of Factional Warfare. It just doesn't make sense if you consider EVE's Prime Fiction.
Needless to say I can find myself in all the other proposals as well.
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Tyrantus
Amarr
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:08:00 -
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Tarminic joined the 24th?! We can't lose now. Well at least on the forums that is. 
Tbh though the 24th have done pretty good considering we only have a core of about 60 active pilots of whom 30ish are ever available at the same time. I guess not that many pvp inclined people decided to run missions for the religious slave holding nutcases and everyone decided to jump on the Caldari bandwagon due to thier +10 faction standings due to years of grinding. 
Originally by: Tzujeih
Quick, somebody other than myself, make my decisions for me!
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Cailais
Amarr
VITOC
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrantus
Tarminic joined the 24th?! We can't lose now. Well at least on the forums that is.
Yep, its all over. If the Minny Militia would like to send a representative to sign their surrender paper work we can get this all done and finished with the minimum of fuss.
C.
VITOC - Amarr Corp for Faction Warfare! |
Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:36:00 -
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10/10 !
i didn't realize it till you mentioned the 80km webs 
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Wild Rho
Amarr
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:46:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 06/07/2008 18:46:16
I support these reasonable changes and they should be implemented immediately. If they aren't then CCP is clearly showing bias in favour Minmatar scum and I will spread nasty rumours about them.
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Faife
Minmatar
Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.06 18:48:00 -
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ooo, i'm so hunting your biomass :)
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Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:11:00 -
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<3 Tarminic. Never change.
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Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Ma'adim Logistics
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Posted - 2008.07.06 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Cailais
Originally by: Tyrantus
Tarminic joined the 24th?! We can't lose now. Well at least on the forums that is.
Yep, its all over. If the Minny Militia would like to send a representative to sign their surrender paper work we can get this all done and finished with the minimum of fuss.
C.
Good job finding a slave that can write. Just ask them to make their mark instead.
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Zinras
Caldari
Order of draugr
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Posted - 2008.07.06 20:05:00 -
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Win 
Originally by: CCP Greyscale
*moderated - mother abuse - Mitnal*
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2008.07.06 20:43:00 -
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I'm posting in a Tarminic thread, altough I really want to derail it with a very well-written serious FW whine...
Tarminic's winness is preventing me from doing so. <3 Tarminic
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.06 22:03:00 -
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Why good sir, this is indeed a very serious thread! I see no need to inject needless and unproductive humor into it!
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Gaius Kador
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.06 23:54:00 -
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PIE Inc. recognises the sanity of the poster, and we hereby endorse his post utterly and without hesitation.
It is imperative that the Amarr are given their rightful and divine mandate as masters of the known galaxy, through the immediate implementation of all aforementioned changes.
No testing required.
Amarr Victor! ;)
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Gortascazzar
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Posted - 2008.07.07 00:05:00 -
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Gortascazzar supreme!
Fool! The Empire fails because the Emperor is weak(what is an 'Empress' anyway?). I was loyal to the true Emperor, whom the current whelp does not compare! She is far too liberal!
This is why so many loyal Amarr join with the Gallente and Minmater forces in an obviously contrived premise of union and understanding. Once we have a proper Emperor again, they can be discarded. It is WE who are the truly Amarrian!
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Taiss
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.07 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
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2. Secondary drone systems in the form of Space Slaver Hounds (TM) - Really, the Amarr have been breeding these adorable creatures for thousands of years. Why wouldn't they train them for combat purposes? These endearing creatures could be used to attack our enemy's ships - peeing on their carpets, scratching up their furniture, eating their own ****. Chaos will reign upon anyone opposing us!
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lol
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jongalt
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Posted - 2008.07.07 01:16:00 -
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i think its a feather in your cap, tarminic.
although, to everyone else that could be a black eye.
either way, wintergreen is your man.
-jg.
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
Terianna Eri Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.07 02:29:00 -
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<3 Tarminic
Making me want to join the 24th pretty hard...
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Originally by: Arthur Frayn
How much to ruin all your holes, luv?
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Kthol RegusII
Servant's of order
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Posted - 2008.07.07 14:30:00 -
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Haha,
Thx Tarminic :)
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.07.07 14:33:00 -
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One day I'll win Tarminic in the opposite direction.
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.07.07 14:55:00 -
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I may have made a gallante appearance, but I agree... now if I could get some storyline missions so my ammar standing would rise, I could join the militia...
I want teh 80 km webs!
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
One day I'll win Tarminic in the opposite direction.
My wife would object to that.
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
The PeacekeeperZ
Phobos Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:20:00 -
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Boo you Amarrian lapdog!
Boo i say!
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r0b0to
The Aftermath.
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:23:00 -
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BUFF AMARR
free navy zealots for anyone who works for the emperor!
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:28:00 -
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With Tarminic on our side, how can we lose?
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:49:00 -
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Great post Tarminic :)
Glad you're supporting the Amarr!
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Roderak Pleem
Minmatar
Abandoned Land
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:52:00 -
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now I admit I was at least as drunk as the pilots I was roaming around with... but didn't I see a Tarminic wreck or three while wandering through the new Minmatar regions of Devoid and the Bleak Lands?
Regards,
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Roc Wieler
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.07 15:53:00 -
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Hmmm, I like Tarminic, and his post is funny. Just the same, you are a high profile prize to be sought.
CONTRACT - SELLING 1 CORPSE TARMINIC - 100,000,000 ISK
This could be profitable, even if it's you buying back your corpse.
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