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Calico-Jack Daniels
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.12.07 23:03:00 -
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Yes, yes I did just pass gas... wth are you going to do about it? |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.10 14:20:00 -
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[Charlepetit LaJoie ] I really do hope someone re-attaches my body to my neck soon... it is so hard to do anything without it. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.10 23:12:00 -
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[Cynthia Gallente] D***, my momma always warned me my face would freeze like this if I didn't stop making this face.... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:34:00 -
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I feel like I have something in my eye...and I don't know why.... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.13 23:21:00 -
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*sigh* This gas is embarrassing.... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.14 14:20:00 -
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Well, if I look hard enough I can see my reflection's reflection in these glasses... and you know what? I DO look good, yes indeed I do....(voice of Stewie Griffin) |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.17 14:21:00 -
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Now where is that **** dog, I can't see ****! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.17 21:33:00 -
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But I am les tired...... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.18 13:43:00 -
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I told you to put "I love Mom" on my lower back! WTF is this on my face?! Huh?! You fail...Goodbye. *pshooo* *thud* |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.19 15:02:00 -
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To shave, or not to shave.... that is a dumb question.. |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.20 17:40:00 -
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You took my snack pack... that...that wasn't very nice. Yes, I'm looking at you... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.20 22:41:00 -
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Where the **** is Calico-Jack with my **** breakfast.... *sigh* but those pecks.... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.21 16:58:00 -
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Of all days to forget my bra.... *sigh* |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.21 21:43:00 -
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Miagi!!!!! Fight me, or the village is mine! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 14:05:00 -
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"No no no, that's all wrong, stay on beat you marching band of idiots!!! Like this, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, PICASSIMO DARN IT!!!!!" |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 20:02:00 -
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[Amalie Antollare] Gotta keep these glasses on so Calico-Jack doesn't see me staring at his smooth, manly chest...keep it together amalie...doh he caught me looking. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.27 21:56:00 -
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This is my Doctor Octopus costume. Like the goggles? |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.12.31 20:40:00 -
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[Eurydia Vespasian] That's a cute puppy over there..... I should take it home.... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.02 20:34:00 -
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[Anna Hathaway] Wait, is....is he looking at me? Oh goody! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.03 22:07:00 -
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[Cat Troll ] Please don't look at me like that... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.04 14:08:00 -
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[EvA VoN ] I don't find it particularly amusing when my so called "friends" decide to take advantage of me passing out at that party last night.... Grrr. This will never come off my face! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.07 14:22:00 -
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What's dat you say mon? Dis isn't de casting call fer Pirates of de Carribean? Well why de h*** not?! |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.07 21:19:00 -
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[ Uudoo Graeth ] Maybe if I pose like a tough guy long enough, people won't let their dogs poop on my lawn |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.08 14:16:00 -
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"I am one wild and crazy guy...." (Steve Martin on Saturday night live is what I was thinking here... a lot of you might be too young to remember that skit...) |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
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Posted - 2013.01.10 14:00:00 -
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You know, it really does only take 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.11 17:33:00 -
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[Riall] Little do they know that "these" double as flotation devices AND provide an air pocket of oxygen when stranded out of pod. I can survive in any environment with these babies.... hey, that guy is looking at me... Hello, my eyes are up here!!! I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.11 22:48:00 -
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[Doot toot] Ooohhhh... I smell a hunk a hunk a burnin' something.... I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.14 22:17:00 -
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[Trin Xi] If I don't get some support soon, people will think they're nuts! I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.16 18:56:00 -
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These glasses do everything! I can see through that gal's outfit.... nice ..... commando. That a girl. I go well with Coca Cola... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.16 21:29:00 -
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[Kenneth O'Hara] Those aren't spirit fingers, THESE are spirit fingers! I go well with Coca Cola... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.18 14:22:00 -
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[Assyria Chakaid ] If I find out who drew this on my face while I was passed out last night, I'm going to urinate in their pod goo.... I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.21 14:24:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:head on! apply directly to the forehead!
I really hate those commercials!
On Topic: "Oh he**. I really wish Calico-Jack would put on some pants....those heart dotted silk boxers just aren't "in" anymore. I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.22 14:13:00 -
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Oh really, you think I look like Shao Khan from the Mortal Kombat movies, then I suppose I should gain a flawless victory. I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.23 23:31:00 -
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Whoh is me, I only made 1 billion on that haul... really thought I'd make 6....*sigh*. I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:14:00 -
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So let me get this straight. You're NOT going to cast me in Expendables 3? WTF!? I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.28 22:45:00 -
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Oh how I love mirrors..Oh look! There's a mirror! tee hee I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.01.30 17:22:00 -
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[Sheimi Madaveda] Maybe if I parse my lips like this, he'll understand that I am absolutely infuriated by his presence! I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.04 16:40:00 -
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Soon, world domination will be ours Pinky..... I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.04 21:52:00 -
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I should start a company called Glamour Shots.... yes. I will be rich and make many portraits with Aviator glasses that have sparkles from sun glare. I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.07 19:06:00 -
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But...but... I AM Elvis, why doesn't anyone believe me? I go well with Quafe... |
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Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:25:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:it doesn't hurt as much as it looks. *lip quivers* really...excuse me a minute.
*walks around corner out of sight*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
how long have you been building that one up? lol Nicely done.
@Graygor - Jeff Bridges can't do his own stunts... I'd be out of a job!!! I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.11 19:37:00 -
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{Bauer Supreme} "Have you seen this boy.....?" I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.14 14:47:00 -
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This hair product stinks!!!! I'm so disappointed.... I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.14 22:59:00 -
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Darrah Lyffid wrote:Ruvan Oakstark wrote:If... I concentrate... hard enough... I can... break out... of this... avatar box!!! AAAAHHHH! Ah dammit! I ran out of hair dye and the drugstore is closed for the night.
"you talking to me? You must be talking to me, I'm the only one here...." I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.18 15:28:00 -
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"Number one, engage..." I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.20 15:30:00 -
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Did you just cut the cheese? Disgusting! I go well with Quafe... |
Calico-Jack Daniels
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Posted - 2013.02.20 22:57:00 -
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Your joke did not amuse me. Try harder... I go well with Quafe... |
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