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Eurydia Vespasian
Legion Of Idiots
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.11 19:08:00 -
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why does everyone tell me i should star in a remake of 47 ronin? |
Eurydia Vespasian
Legion Of Idiots
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.12 08:23:00 -
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i was titus pullo's stunt double during the filming of the 2nd season of Rome, damnit! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Legion Of Idiots
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.12 18:48:00 -
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i'll have you realize that, no, i'm not a priest in some new age space cult. i just like turtlenecks is all. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
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Posted - 2012.12.13 22:51:00 -
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"i wear my sunglasses at night so i can, so i can watch you weave your story lines" |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.16 18:18:00 -
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*imagining bunnies frolicking in fields of spring flowers on an idyllic country morning* |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.20 07:37:00 -
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oh, where are my keys?
i just know they are in the refrigerator again. i just know it! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.20 16:36:00 -
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yes, i got made fun of in high school.
a lot. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
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Posted - 2012.12.20 22:30:00 -
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i tell everyone that i got this scar fighting 3 big burly pirates that called me "wanker." but really it was mr. flufferton's claws when i tried to noozle him when he wasn't in the mood. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
68
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Posted - 2012.12.21 03:19:00 -
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magnets...how do those little buggers work? |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
73
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Posted - 2012.12.21 18:02:00 -
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yes, this is my 1987 high school picture. turn the page. i'm looking for more faces to scratch out of history with my ink pen. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
207
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Posted - 2012.12.26 01:03:00 -
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edited...thought this was the OTHER "what would you do?" thread rofl!
on topic!
i love ritz crackers and cheese! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
207
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Posted - 2012.12.26 05:45:00 -
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eury found the fondue!! must follow before it all disappears. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
250
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Posted - 2012.12.27 00:35:00 -
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yep. definitely too much starch in the color this time. fiddlesticks! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
269
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Posted - 2012.12.27 23:48:00 -
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son of a...!!
my hemorrhoids are friggen killing me! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
269
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Posted - 2012.12.28 04:42:00 -
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sheesh! chimpmunks are a lot more dangerous than they look... |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
332
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Posted - 2012.12.30 17:55:00 -
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hell, yeah! i don't need no instructions...to tell me how to rock! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
353
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Posted - 2012.12.31 19:22:00 -
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listen.
oxygen gets you high. in a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. suddenly you become euphoric...docile. you accept your fate. it's all right here. emergency water landing at 600 miles an hour. blank faces...calm as hindu cows. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
361
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Posted - 2013.01.01 02:15:00 -
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and now a question of ethics; as i pass, do i give you the ass...or the crotch?
i'm on a fight club kick today  |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
396
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Posted - 2013.01.02 19:23:00 -
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bro, i don't even lift. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
419
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Posted - 2013.01.03 19:48:00 -
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bloody boyscouts? in my forest? ...i don't ****ing think so! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
422
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Posted - 2013.01.04 19:08:00 -
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i'm aware my haircut is not regulation. why? because go f**k yourself. that's why. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
425
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Posted - 2013.01.07 00:02:00 -
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sausage or bacon? ...oh, who am i kidding? of course bacon! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
432
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Posted - 2013.01.07 21:42:00 -
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laundry daaaaaaay!!! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
441
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Posted - 2013.01.08 08:14:00 -
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psychology evaluations complete...and now i'm saving up for the last surgery. you know...the one for down there. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
446
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Posted - 2013.01.08 19:00:00 -
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this new hairstyle brings dishonor to the village. but i must blend in with the gai-jin if i am to learn their ways and defeat them. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
455
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:30:00 -
[26] - Quote
this is my "play it cool face" even though i just put a little too much trust in a fart...and i have white pants on. we'll cross that bridge when we get to it though. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
525
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Posted - 2013.01.11 00:45:00 -
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who will be eaten first?! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
535
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Posted - 2013.01.11 21:51:00 -
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@sydolfus
i, on the other hand, recall my last poop very vividly. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
537
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Posted - 2013.01.12 00:25:00 -
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hmm. i'm not sure why everyone thinks i'm a 16 year old boy behind this avatar! just can't figure it out!  |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
652
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Posted - 2013.01.15 18:41:00 -
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these are not the sunglasses of a man given to taking solar radiation seriously.
seriously. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
677
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Posted - 2013.01.17 01:50:00 -
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hello?! anybody there? untie me please! i need to go to the bathroom! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
699
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Posted - 2013.01.18 03:58:00 -
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woad paint went out of style around 400 ad.
but i'm bringing it back. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
717
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Posted - 2013.01.20 21:03:00 -
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head on! apply directly to the forehead! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
764
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Posted - 2013.01.23 17:45:00 -
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screw that gun. that gun goes against the very idea of piercing. every single piercing on my body was done with a needle. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
798
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Posted - 2013.01.26 19:18:00 -
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king willy say...dis ting dat hunts your peeple an' mine...is from de' odder siiiide. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
809
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Posted - 2013.01.29 18:35:00 -
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in the right light...my scalp shines with the fury of a thousand suns. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
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Posted - 2013.02.01 06:55:00 -
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this jacket is getting tighter by the day. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
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Posted - 2013.02.02 07:24:00 -
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speaking of stoned...need to hit up the medical cannibis depot...my glaucoma is killing me |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
823
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Posted - 2013.02.04 15:29:00 -
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my shades keep all the cooool in...and the all the laaame out. ...i can't see anything. a little help? |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
849
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Posted - 2013.02.05 17:50:00 -
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i need a new background. because this one is awful. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
860
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Posted - 2013.02.07 20:02:00 -
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it doesn't hurt as much as it looks. *lip quivers* really...excuse me a minute.
*walks around corner out of sight*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1042
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Posted - 2013.02.12 17:09:00 -
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i have the lowest power grid consumption in the neighborhood. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1090
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Posted - 2013.02.13 23:03:00 -
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*honk honk* |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1156
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Posted - 2013.02.15 00:53:00 -
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i'm the 3rd place winner of the annual ray liotta look-a-like contest in morgantown, west virginia. |
Eurydia Vespasian
nova insula mining and industrial
1221
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Posted - 2013.02.18 18:52:00 -
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if anyone get's a stain on my freshly dry cleaned jacket...they will wake the dragon! you don't want to wake the dragon do you?! you dogs! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1223
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Posted - 2013.02.20 14:59:00 -
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i'm so full of "**** yeah!" i don't even know where to begin.  |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1223
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Posted - 2013.02.20 18:56:00 -
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Zapp Brenigan wrote:Hey, look a quarter! Everything is coming up Mizhir.
nooooo! my last balloon slipped out of my hand! massive sadface!
sniped:
so!
Qaidan Alenko wrote:Was that a plane that just flew overhead? Or was it... naww... It couldn't possibly be him....
i just drank juice after using listerine! uuugh! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1259
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Posted - 2013.02.22 19:31:00 -
[48] - Quote
never trust a fart. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1260
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Posted - 2013.02.23 00:53:00 -
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i'm getting too old for this edgy, somewhat hipster haircut. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1266
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Posted - 2013.02.24 04:01:00 -
[50] - Quote
i usually keep my jacket zipped up...so i can wear any non-matching shirt i like underneath. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1274
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Posted - 2013.02.27 01:27:00 -
[51] - Quote
this is the last time i let my brother cut my hair. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1279
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Posted - 2013.02.27 17:46:00 -
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spaceships got nothin' on a good broom, *****. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1361
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Posted - 2013.02.28 19:06:00 -
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speaking of "i can't look away....whoooooa!" |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1387
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Posted - 2013.03.02 06:17:00 -
[54] - Quote
yes. i'm blocking the projector. i don't need to see this movie. i lived it. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1494
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Posted - 2013.03.04 20:33:00 -
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what do you mean "you can't get a suntan in space?" there are suns everywhere!! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1506
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Posted - 2013.03.08 02:21:00 -
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gloves: check
rubber boots: check
goggles: check
odo-ban: check
time to go fix liafcipe's space toilet...again. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1554
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Posted - 2013.03.13 19:33:00 -
[57] - Quote
ugh! the led went out in my left eye! ...looks like i'll be yarrr! pirating the rest of this film! *snickers* |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
The STAR Alliance
1576
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Posted - 2013.03.14 17:06:00 -
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these assmongers are going to learn that you don't screw with the people that cook your food. first lesson...abnormally high urine content in the appetizer chowder. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1635
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Posted - 2013.03.16 20:06:00 -
[59] - Quote
everydaaaaay is exaaactly the same. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1717
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Posted - 2013.03.19 18:21:00 -
[60] - Quote
really? "freeballin'," is it? sounds like a very liberating practice....hmmmmm |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
2059
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Posted - 2013.04.04 22:13:00 -
[61] - Quote
i am the living evidence that humankind descended from a common primate ancestor. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
2066
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Posted - 2013.04.06 17:36:00 -
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put me in a dress, and i'll rock it like it's nobodies business! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
2454
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Posted - 2013.05.08 17:52:00 -
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"i might be related to the guy above me." |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
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Posted - 2013.05.11 21:35:00 -
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check out these awesome guns. my friends...they call me "diesel." "brothers, dost thou even hoist?" i reply to their questions about achieving the pinnacle of fitness as i have. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
4036
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:20:00 -
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oh, hi. down there. i'd look at you properly but my collar is too high and was rather heavily starched, i'm afraid. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
4037
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Posted - 2013.07.26 01:57:00 -
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cut myself self shaving. yes. with a band saw. yes. my own fault really, you know. was in a rush and all that. usually i'm rather expert, as it were. vortexo! yes. blame my parents for that one. must have been watching a bit of the old magic shows on the tele when i was ripening in the womb. i can assure you i pull no rabbits from any hats. nope. not i. no rabbits here. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
4061
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Posted - 2013.08.02 07:17:00 -
[67] - Quote
Inokuma Yawara wrote:..........
*sigh* i just...felt...like purple, damnit! it doesn't have to make sense! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
4363
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Posted - 2013.10.19 21:54:00 -
[68] - Quote
my mother taught me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all...so...
.... |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
4889
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Posted - 2014.01.08 23:14:00 -
[69] - Quote
I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
5566
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Posted - 2014.02.27 21:23:00 -
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Wernn wrote:Can ya SMELLLLLLLLLL la la la LA! What the ROCK is cook'n!
I was the kid that picked his nose and ate his boogers in class. rolling his eyes back in his head with ecstasy with each salty morsel. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
5582
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Posted - 2014.02.28 15:33:00 -
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dat....dome! |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
6637
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Posted - 2014.03.26 15:08:00 -
[72] - Quote
i'm not sure where these claw scars on my face came from...there's not even any animals in this game. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
6987
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Posted - 2014.04.02 19:05:00 -
[73] - Quote
hmmm....maybe my glasses are shaped like *********. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
11502
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Posted - 2014.09.11 17:25:00 -
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I'm practicing my jack Nicholson eyebrows look. Heeeeeeeere's Random! Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight! |
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