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Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
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Posted - 2012.07.19 07:33:00 -
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Yes i'm better than you, and i have the 'bumchin' to prove it. |
Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
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Posted - 2012.07.25 06:23:00 -
[2] - Quote
Smithers, release the flying monkey's! |
Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
12
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Posted - 2012.07.26 05:51:00 -
[3] - Quote
We are the Knights Who Saaaaay, NIH! |
Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
18
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Posted - 2012.08.13 16:55:00 -
[4] - Quote
I like Big Butts and i cannot lie..... |
Samoth Egnoled
Shells n'Hell
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Posted - 2012.08.14 09:11:00 -
[5] - Quote
Now look sad and say d'oh, :( D'oh |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.08.28 05:47:00 -
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Da da dada hey! da dada da, da da dada hey! dada |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.09.20 08:47:00 -
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If somebody makes one more arrow to the knee joke... im gonna nut em! |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.09.21 10:44:00 -
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If i stand still and dont move a muscle.... My Mother in law cant see me...... It works for normal dinosaurs... |
Samoth Egnoled
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The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.04 10:27:00 -
[9] - Quote
You can stare all you want hotshot, but thats as close to my bed as you'll get... |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.05 07:56:00 -
[10] - Quote
is that?.... it is.....
GO COMPARE....
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.05 10:18:00 -
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No i'm not a welder.... the goggles are so i dont get your blood spray in my eyes >:D
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.08 05:40:00 -
[12] - Quote
Dude? did you just draw on my face? Uncool
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.08 05:48:00 -
[13] - Quote
No more Sith Lord in a blender jokes. Theyre not funny any more
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.08 06:30:00 -
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If i keep these sunglasses on, they cant tell how baked i am...
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
340
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Posted - 2012.10.09 06:05:00 -
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My Mom says i'm cool....
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.09 06:31:00 -
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What do you mean im not The One? i had to kiss and sleep with trinity and im not the frikken One. Bullshit!
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.09 10:11:00 -
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Theres a reason they call me jack the ripper..... and it has nothing to do with killing
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.10 07:30:00 -
[18] - Quote
You buy rug!, You buy rug naow!
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.10 07:42:00 -
[19] - Quote
Must be Neo's glasses
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.10 08:14:00 -
[20] - Quote
The Samoth Smoulder didnt work. try it again and i'll shove my foot so far up your arse you can taste the sweat off my knee
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.11 10:15:00 -
[21] - Quote
Yes i know i'm pretty.
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2012.10.12 06:25:00 -
[22] - Quote
Maybe i shouldn't have stamped on his face aswell. i mean it was only $50
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.12 07:27:00 -
[23] - Quote
HULK SMASH
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.10.12 07:27:00 -
[24] - Quote
damnit ninja'd
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
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Posted - 2012.10.12 16:22:00 -
[25] - Quote
what are those guys looking at down here?
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
998
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Posted - 2012.10.12 20:16:00 -
[26] - Quote
*White Noise*
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
998
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Posted - 2012.10.12 20:21:00 -
[27] - Quote
BoSau Hotim wrote:It was a dark and stormy night back when the great bacon uprising of 2045 came about.... I was on a routine roam... when... nah.. I think I'll start my novel differently.... hmmm... Samoth Egnoled was known for his smouldering good looks.....
Har Har, You charmer you.
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1002
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Posted - 2012.10.12 20:25:00 -
[28] - Quote
Now they have taken the mould for my captain america mask, i can finally wear my suit to comicon
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1002
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Posted - 2012.10.12 20:30:00 -
[29] - Quote
Staring contest 101, never take your eyes off of your opponent
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1060
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Posted - 2012.10.13 00:09:00 -
[30] - Quote
All around me familiar faces,
worn out places,
worn faces..
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1061
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Posted - 2012.10.13 00:19:00 -
[31] - Quote
Well hello there.... do you have any rusty spoons uuggnnnnnn
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1070
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Posted - 2012.10.13 11:57:00 -
[32] - Quote
Hi my name is Stalward, i like long walks on the beach, staying in by the fire, and listening to you talk about your freinds which i dont like...
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1138
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Posted - 2012.10.14 05:51:00 -
[33] - Quote
Your not the one, but your the only one who can make me feel like this,
Your not the one, but your the only one who can make me feel like ****!
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1138
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Posted - 2012.10.14 07:15:00 -
[34] - Quote
Damn your short....
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1148
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Posted - 2012.10.14 09:14:00 -
[35] - Quote
Does my Bum-Chin look big in this?
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1161
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Posted - 2012.10.14 17:16:00 -
[36] - Quote
You like my Mankini? Sexy Time
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1228
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:33:00 -
[37] - Quote
does this top make my bingo wings look obvious?
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1234
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Posted - 2012.10.15 08:45:00 -
[38] - Quote
Duh we all know that 2+2=6
Just one more lecture *Snore*
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1247
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Posted - 2012.10.15 09:12:00 -
[39] - Quote
 My spidey sense is tingling
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1328
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Posted - 2012.10.15 14:20:00 -
[40] - Quote
if i stand like this people can use my breasts as a tray
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1354
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Posted - 2012.10.15 16:07:00 -
[41] - Quote
No, it wasnt me... Why would i kick that baby
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1396
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Posted - 2012.10.16 06:05:00 -
[42] - Quote
I cant wait to visit the Boiler Room tonight....
Also Mass Effect?
He who says 'Nothing is impossible' Has never tried to slam a revolving door... |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1463
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Posted - 2012.10.16 08:30:00 -
[43] - Quote
I like short-shorts.
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1651
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Posted - 2012.10.16 13:15:00 -
[44] - Quote
Look at my nose. LOOK AT IT
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1925
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Posted - 2012.10.17 05:31:00 -
[45] - Quote
I am Dyslexic of Borg, Prepare for Asslamination!
He who says 'Nothing is impossible' Has never tried to slam a revolving door... |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1932
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Posted - 2012.10.17 06:35:00 -
[46] - Quote
If i were just 10 years younger i'd be all over that mmm mmm
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1936
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Posted - 2012.10.17 06:45:00 -
[47] - Quote
Aww, how cute is that puppy, i gotta have it, can i? can i?
I'll clean my room and pet him and, and
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1951
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Posted - 2012.10.17 07:43:00 -
[48] - Quote
yay George Michael concert *Squeee*
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1955
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Posted - 2012.10.17 07:48:00 -
[49] - Quote
You think thats Nutella your eating now?
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2030
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Posted - 2012.10.17 12:32:00 -
[50] - Quote
look at me with my blue hair, im such a rebel
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2032
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Posted - 2012.10.17 12:36:00 -
[51] - Quote
I'm gonna go with..... *white noise* again.
well i dont remember putting on blue lippy o.0 i guess i musta
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2235
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Posted - 2012.10.17 15:11:00 -
[52] - Quote
Yes i'm hot, yes i'm a tease, yes i'm gonna make you beg me for it.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2245
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Posted - 2012.10.17 15:40:00 -
[53] - Quote
I need to sure my hairdresser, he's useless
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2246
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Posted - 2012.10.17 15:54:00 -
[54] - Quote
Piksee Dust wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:I need to sure my hairdresser, he's useless I need to sue my English teacher, he's useless
Typo Fail... but kudos
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2351
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Posted - 2012.10.18 06:03:00 -
[55] - Quote
I pitty the fool who steals my lipstick.... i have cold sores
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2387
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Posted - 2012.10.18 07:15:00 -
[56] - Quote
Arrrgh i be pegleg pete. and if ye stare at my eye again, i'll make ye walk the plank
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2784
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Posted - 2012.10.18 10:18:00 -
[57] - Quote
Sam tryed to dock his Capital in my eye
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2920
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Posted - 2012.10.18 13:30:00 -
[58] - Quote
Alice tried to steal my eyes
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3135
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Posted - 2012.10.19 05:27:00 -
[59] - Quote
no speakke ze englicsh
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3218
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Posted - 2012.10.19 07:33:00 -
[60] - Quote
I Change my hair so much cause i want someone to love me
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3277
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Posted - 2012.10.19 10:18:00 -
[61] - Quote
I wish i had Alice's ass Mmm Mmm
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3277
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Posted - 2012.10.19 10:21:00 -
[62] - Quote
Arrrghhh someone blinded me with a botox needle.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3417
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:43:00 -
[63] - Quote
i wish i knew what the person above was thinking
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3477
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Posted - 2012.10.19 16:52:00 -
[64] - Quote
Brains.....BRAINS.....gnnnuuuhhh
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3495
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Posted - 2012.10.19 18:33:00 -
[65] - Quote
Huh, looks like we have ourselves a rivalry...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3636
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Posted - 2012.10.20 09:18:00 -
[66] - Quote
I.... I....cant
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3683
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Posted - 2012.10.20 12:58:00 -
[67] - Quote
what? what was he pointing at, and wheres my purse?......
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3690
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Posted - 2012.10.20 13:17:00 -
[68] - Quote
face paint? no this is a sacred tattoo given to the finest sons of my tribe... who marry their sisters..
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3801
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Posted - 2012.10.21 06:45:00 -
[69] - Quote
I wish i had a Ginger Gf
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3805
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Posted - 2012.10.21 07:02:00 -
[70] - Quote
Somone stole my white stick
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3905
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Posted - 2012.10.21 15:08:00 -
[71] - Quote
huh, whats this in my hair.... Now why am i thinking of the wedding singer
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3952
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Posted - 2012.10.22 06:07:00 -
[72] - Quote
People take the mickey outta me for liking Wham
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3982
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Posted - 2012.10.22 07:35:00 -
[73] - Quote
Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast!
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4113
|
Posted - 2012.10.22 10:19:00 -
[74] - Quote
i am Bender, please insert Girder
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4445
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 05:57:00 -
[75] - Quote
You sir, are an idiot
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4508
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 08:32:00 -
[76] - Quote
i am a knight of ni!
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4524
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 09:31:00 -
[77] - Quote
50% Sale on at DG *high pitched female Squeel*
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4549
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 10:29:00 -
[78] - Quote
Sam bought me a Dress, with his initals on it WTF
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4550
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 10:44:00 -
[79] - Quote
i hide in the dark because Sam laughs at me
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4582
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 12:28:00 -
[80] - Quote
i'm back for breakfast but theres no kipper.... :'(
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4585
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 12:42:00 -
[81] - Quote
If he comes near me with that tattoo gun, i swear i'll, i'll, i'll probably cry
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4613
|
Posted - 2012.10.23 13:11:00 -
[82] - Quote
look ito my eyes, dont look around the eyes, right your under!
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4858
|
Posted - 2012.10.24 06:12:00 -
[83] - Quote
Take him to the dungeon......Make that my personal dungeon......oh yes were going to have fun tonight,
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4862
|
Posted - 2012.10.24 06:22:00 -
[84] - Quote
I ate sam's last rolo. And i'd do it again
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4875
|
Posted - 2012.10.24 06:48:00 -
[85] - Quote
I had a bacon milkshake, it was like liquid gold.... liquid gold made with pork rinds
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4883
|
Posted - 2012.10.24 07:12:00 -
[86] - Quote
I wish someone would worte a song about me..
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
4894
|
Posted - 2012.10.24 07:20:00 -
[87] - Quote
Noone can read my thoughts. Tin foil hat 4tw
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6673
|
Posted - 2012.10.28 09:16:00 -
[88] - Quote
Dishonerable discharge... no fair
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6804
|
Posted - 2012.10.28 15:20:00 -
[89] - Quote
I'll get the hancuffs you get the KY
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6806
|
Posted - 2012.10.28 15:38:00 -
[90] - Quote
He's getting some handcuffs. what was i supposed to bring? Jelly?
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6808
|
Posted - 2012.10.28 15:58:00 -
[91] - Quote
Another Riddick movie? but you guys ruined it with chronicles
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6888
|
Posted - 2012.10.29 06:24:00 -
[92] - Quote
I'm so god damned tired right now...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6891
|
Posted - 2012.10.29 08:14:00 -
[93] - Quote
Hopefully this comb over hides my baldness...
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
6908
|
Posted - 2012.10.29 09:36:00 -
[94] - Quote
I'm happy that ive moved people out of the cess pool that is General Discussion
Edit: ninja'd 
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7341
|
Posted - 2012.10.30 17:59:00 -
[95] - Quote
I like big.....Ships and i cannot lie..
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore.. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7413
|
Posted - 2012.10.31 15:35:00 -
[96] - Quote
I wish i were having me some of that taco right about now
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7480
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 06:44:00 -
[97] - Quote
I like big.... Shades and i cannot lie..
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7480
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 06:53:00 -
[98] - Quote
That sir, is a monumentally stupid idea..... what do you mean i'm fired?
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7482
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 07:04:00 -
[99] - Quote
I wish i could grow a beard, This is just grey pain put on with a sponge.
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7483
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 07:29:00 -
[100] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:I wish i could grow a beard, This is just grey pain put on with a sponge. Spray paint actually.  On topic. I was runner up in the casting for Wolverine... damn you Hugh Jackman.
Lol I actually look like a younger Hugh Jackman in RL. But i can see where you were going with that :P
On topic
They were going to cast Me over William Shatner in star trek. Nut they sai that I couldnt act...
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7483
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 07:42:00 -
[101] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Lol I actually look like a younger Hugh Jackman in RL. But i can see where you were going with that :P
On topic
They were going to cast Me over William Shatner in star trek. But they said that I could act...
Fixed it for you. Beneath my serious outside is a heart of pure gold. Thats why i sold it for $1000 jeans.
Lol.
If i keep these shades on, Nobody can tell that i'm baked off my rocker.
I never ment to say i'm sorry... And i'm not sad to see you go..
Where human shapes burned on concrete walls..
These days the sun don't shine here anymore..
I'm Dying.... I'm trying to leave |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
7509
|
Posted - 2012.11.01 09:01:00 -
[102] - Quote
I'm holding back a smile, 'cause im watching TV on these glasses and nobody has a clue.
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.02 09:15:00 -
[103] - Quote
That general Ackbar, Is a Trap!
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.02 11:18:00 -
[104] - Quote
I feel so Down
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.02 21:39:00 -
[105] - Quote
if i give them the cute and innocent look, maybe they wont notice i'ma master assassin.
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.03 17:30:00 -
[106] - Quote
I really REALLY need a shower
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.03 19:52:00 -
[107] - Quote
why do people think ive been in a horrible accident?
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8134
|
Posted - 2012.11.03 20:10:00 -
[108] - Quote
Awsome.... AWSOME
Edit: That was ment for jesuis
Your heart is a grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach,
'Til everything is gone. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8731
|
Posted - 2012.11.07 07:41:00 -
[109] - Quote
Oh no she didn't!
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
- Homer Simpson |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8748
|
Posted - 2012.11.07 09:39:00 -
[110] - Quote
Behind this face is a beast, trying to get out. and the beast is really really fat..... Where Mc Donalds?
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
- Homer Simpson |
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8748
|
Posted - 2012.11.07 09:44:00 -
[111] - Quote
Dual Ninja combo 4tw ^_^
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
- Homer Simpson |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
8875
|
Posted - 2012.11.08 07:22:00 -
[112] - Quote
Thank god that guy with the Mohawk has gone, I though he was gonna beat the **** outta me....
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9048
|
Posted - 2012.11.08 15:23:00 -
[113] - Quote
Kellogg's Frosties, THEY'RE GGGGRRRRREEEEAAAAT! 
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9114
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 07:22:00 -
[114] - Quote
My eyes MY EYES!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9177
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 10:53:00 -
[115] - Quote
I Gonna pop a cap in yo Ass
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9188
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 11:36:00 -
[116] - Quote
I was back for breakfast, but nobody smoked me a kipper...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9263
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 14:26:00 -
[117] - Quote
I'm wearing these sunglasses cause i have terrible pink eye
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9307
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 16:40:00 -
[118] - Quote
OMG that stinks.....
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9378
|
Posted - 2012.11.09 23:45:00 -
[119] - Quote
I'm gonna crack one off....
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9409
|
Posted - 2012.11.10 08:16:00 -
[120] - Quote
I wish that I Was in the no-bra alliance
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9455
|
Posted - 2012.11.10 16:34:00 -
[121] - Quote
Why do people keep staring at my chest
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9458
|
Posted - 2012.11.10 20:19:00 -
[122] - Quote
atleast i wont have to worry about floating if we crash
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9510
|
Posted - 2012.11.10 21:48:00 -
[123] - Quote
Where did i put that ice berg kit
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9535
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 08:00:00 -
[124] - Quote
Why do people never take my ideas seriously
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9536
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 08:31:00 -
[125] - Quote
His Idea was better than mine
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9537
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 08:40:00 -
[126] - Quote
This guy's creeping me out, he looks like a scientist with no morals... i wish sam were here.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9538
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 08:47:00 -
[127] - Quote
Damnit, She's awake
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9539
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 09:57:00 -
[128] - Quote
I wish it were Drop it like its hot o'clock... i mean erm uh 
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9653
|
Posted - 2012.11.11 17:06:00 -
[129] - Quote
i forgot to put a bra on? You gotta be shi tt ing me
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9731
|
Posted - 2012.11.12 14:02:00 -
[130] - Quote
I'm the all in one person and bogbrush from JML
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
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Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9844
|
Posted - 2012.11.12 16:27:00 -
[131] - Quote
Why dont people take me seriously? :'(
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9864
|
Posted - 2012.11.12 17:59:00 -
[132] - Quote
Lets change that shall we?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9927
|
Posted - 2012.11.13 08:43:00 -
[133] - Quote
I just cracked one off, its gonna stick
*Giggles*
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
9929
|
Posted - 2012.11.13 09:08:00 -
[134] - Quote
No i will not look at you, your face offends me
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
10084
|
Posted - 2012.11.13 16:11:00 -
[135] - Quote
Gigatique Breasts.. Samoth Egnoled's bit of Fluff for this movie
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
ThatGÇÖs relativity.
- Albert Einstein |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
12823
|
Posted - 2012.11.29 07:34:00 -
[136] - Quote
Jimmy Saville? Who?
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
F*cking act like it. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
12839
|
Posted - 2012.11.29 08:32:00 -
[137] - Quote
I will not make fun of the person above.
I will not make fun of the person above.
I will not make fun of the person above.
I will not make fun of the person above.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
F*cking act like it. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
13025
|
Posted - 2012.11.30 07:13:00 -
[138] - Quote
I hate it when people turn the light off while i'm on the can...
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
F*cking act like it. |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13178
|
Posted - 2012.12.01 23:29:00 -
[139] - Quote
I wish people would look at my ****!
When the rich wage war, It's the poor who die.
Gank with your AltGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13225
|
Posted - 2012.12.03 08:49:00 -
[140] - Quote
'And I'm All Outta Gum!'
Gank with your AltGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13240
|
Posted - 2012.12.03 10:33:00 -
[141] - Quote
i'm ecstatic....Cant you tell?
Gank with your AltGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13360
|
Posted - 2012.12.04 08:51:00 -
[142] - Quote
Pen? on my face? No i dont have any kids.....
Gank with your AltGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13981
|
Posted - 2012.12.06 07:38:00 -
[143] - Quote
Is he staring at me?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Rock with your MainGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13983
|
Posted - 2012.12.06 08:07:00 -
[144] - Quote
I am Ze Secret Squirrel
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Rock with your MainGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
13996
|
Posted - 2012.12.06 08:26:00 -
[145] - Quote
Poddington Peas..
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Rock with your MainGäó
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
15030
|
Posted - 2012.12.11 11:30:00 -
[146] - Quote
Look over there! Is it a bird? is it a plane? no its.....a bird.....oh ok
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
15112
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 07:49:00 -
[147] - Quote
Sir! Go Fist Yourself, Sir!
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
15132
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 08:50:00 -
[148] - Quote
What? no you cant smell my underwear creep!
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
16222
|
Posted - 2012.12.21 11:00:00 -
[149] - Quote
A drawn on crown is still a crown right?
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
16951
|
Posted - 2012.12.24 11:08:00 -
[150] - Quote
If i find the person who keeps turning the fan on when i take my Avatar picture, i'll kill em.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
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Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
16953
|
Posted - 2012.12.24 12:12:00 -
[151] - Quote
On the outside i'm a stuck up *****, but on the inside i'm crying cause CCP gave me a bra for christmas
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
16962
|
Posted - 2012.12.24 13:23:00 -
[152] - Quote
I hide the other half of my face, it's been naughty
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20060
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 07:20:00 -
[153] - Quote
Do these shadows hide my pointy shoulders?
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20075
|
Posted - 2013.07.05 08:13:00 -
[154] - Quote
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time, I feel alive.
And the world, I'll turn it inside out yeah,
And float it around, in ecstasy.
So, Don't stop me now
Don't stop me now
'Cause having a good time,
Having a good time
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20292
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 06:40:00 -
[155] - Quote
Why oh why didn't I take the Blue pill?
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20302
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 07:24:00 -
[156] - Quote
If i give him 'the look' he wont notice i'm stealing his wallet.
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20422
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 09:50:00 -
[157] - Quote
doo doo doo doo! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! Its the Final Countdown!
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20660
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 06:31:00 -
[158] - Quote
DO THE HUSTLE! doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
21002
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 06:28:00 -
[159] - Quote
I pitty the fool, who wears my jewellery!
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
21394
|
Posted - 2013.07.12 07:33:00 -
[160] - Quote
One does not approve.
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
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Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
21989
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 06:32:00 -
[161] - Quote
*Static*
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
22159
|
Posted - 2013.07.16 06:30:00 -
[162] - Quote
Anything is better fried... hurp derp
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
22460
|
Posted - 2013.07.23 07:35:00 -
[163] - Quote
Now look sad and say D'oh... :( ''D'oh''
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
22469
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 06:34:00 -
[164] - Quote
Maybe if i don't make eye contact, that clipboard jockey won't ask me to sponsor a child....
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
22469
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 07:09:00 -
[165] - Quote
I wish, i could lower my invun field to allow tattoo's
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
22471
|
Posted - 2013.07.30 08:36:00 -
[166] - Quote
Does this photo make me look small?
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
22475
|
Posted - 2013.07.31 06:19:00 -
[167] - Quote
Why don't people ever look me in the eye :'(
I've got a really bad disease, It's got me begging On my hands and knees.
So take me to emergency, 'Cause something seems to be missing.
Somebody take the pain away, It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain.
So send me to the pharmacy, So I can lose my memory. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
24317
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 09:29:00 -
[168] - Quote
Is that a Dude?! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
24321
|
Posted - 2013.09.12 09:59:00 -
[169] - Quote
One day, i will rule the world. PC World! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24324
|
Posted - 2013.09.17 07:08:00 -
[170] - Quote
No they aren't implants, they are birthing sacks for parasitic larvae and im kinda touchy about it! |
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Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24324
|
Posted - 2013.09.18 06:22:00 -
[171] - Quote
Barbie? No... I'm her Evil Twin Barbey! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24325
|
Posted - 2013.09.18 06:34:00 -
[172] - Quote
That damn 'Thumb Cat Regime' are at it again! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24331
|
Posted - 2013.09.19 09:32:00 -
[173] - Quote
Pa? is that you? |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24331
|
Posted - 2013.09.19 09:35:00 -
[174] - Quote
It's the Thumb Cat Regime i tells ya! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24344
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 11:00:00 -
[175] - Quote
I just Farted..... Mmmm Vintage! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24346
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 13:59:00 -
[176] - Quote
Does this top make my shoulder look big? |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24346
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 15:12:00 -
[177] - Quote
I am Bender, Please insert Girder. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24346
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 15:47:00 -
[178] - Quote
Pose like this, then look off into the distance like i'm pondering quantum physics.... and Perfect! The new front cover for my girls do science mag. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24348
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 07:06:00 -
[179] - Quote
I wish people would stop drawing on my face.... Maybe i should get some glasses or something. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24348
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 07:41:00 -
[180] - Quote
Now for my Smart Serious face! |
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Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24348
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 07:50:00 -
[181] - Quote
I wish i looked like that sofa... |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24358
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 13:40:00 -
[182] - Quote
*Swoon* he's so Manly |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24358
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 13:42:00 -
[183] - Quote
I wish Tattoo's didnt make me look like a thug. |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24366
|
Posted - 2013.09.25 15:39:00 -
[184] - Quote
Noone chooses to put marker pen on their face. the Marker pen chooses to write on you  |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24398
|
Posted - 2013.09.27 15:57:00 -
[185] - Quote
MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24405
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 06:14:00 -
[186] - Quote
Give-Me-Compliments, I said give me compliments! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24408
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 10:00:00 -
[187] - Quote
What does the Fox Say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24417
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 06:51:00 -
[188] - Quote
KKKHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!???!!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24608
|
Posted - 2013.10.04 06:03:00 -
[189] - Quote
Hmmmm......No! |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24629
|
Posted - 2013.10.16 08:25:00 -
[190] - Quote
I AM Sparticus! |
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Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24630
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 14:27:00 -
[191] - Quote
Did he just ask me what i think he did? :S |
Samoth Egnoled
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum
24961
|
Posted - 2013.11.01 09:54:00 -
[192] - Quote
You can shove your name badge where the sun don't shine! |
Samoth Egnoled
25035
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Posted - 2013.11.06 08:28:00 -
[193] - Quote
You gotta be Frickin' kidding me! |
Samoth Egnoled
25081
|
Posted - 2013.11.07 07:34:00 -
[194] - Quote
Have you seen the new robo cop trailer? Narf! |
Samoth Egnoled
25423
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Posted - 2013.11.12 07:07:00 -
[195] - Quote
I'll show my CO. no shaving for me this week, i'm so badass |
Samoth Egnoled
25425
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Posted - 2013.11.12 07:21:00 -
[196] - Quote
Why do people keep talking about me, like the sun shines out my ass? |
Samoth Egnoled
25668
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Posted - 2013.11.13 06:52:00 -
[197] - Quote
If the owls can look behind them so can I!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
25929
|
Posted - 2013.11.14 06:55:00 -
[198] - Quote
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and im like, I'm really a dog!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
25998
|
Posted - 2013.11.15 06:43:00 -
[199] - Quote
Mr Anderson.... no no wait that didn't sound right....
MR ANDERSON! nope...
Mr Anderso.... ah screw it
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26071
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Posted - 2013.11.15 09:02:00 -
[200] - Quote
Is that guy really a thug? or is it just a wall he hides behind?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
26114
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Posted - 2013.11.19 06:53:00 -
[201] - Quote
I'm so important, me, me, me, me, Me.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26253
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Posted - 2013.11.20 06:36:00 -
[202] - Quote
God my back hurts....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26260
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Posted - 2013.11.20 08:11:00 -
[203] - Quote
Graygor wrote:My new arm comes with a multitude of features including one for whisking eggs.
I was thinking more along the lines of this
And also,
Damnit I got played, Now i have to trapse across town looking at all the laydees in short skirts. Oh poor me 
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26277
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Posted - 2013.11.20 09:49:00 -
[204] - Quote
Damn, will that Cyber-Arms list of feature never end?
/Jelly
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26411
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Posted - 2013.11.21 06:38:00 -
[205] - Quote
Oh, you think i'm selling myself? How cute! *Pulls out butterfly knives*
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26458
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Posted - 2013.11.21 09:12:00 -
[206] - Quote
N****, You just went full ******!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26801
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Posted - 2013.11.22 06:59:00 -
[207] - Quote
My God, I have a hankering for smoked Kipper!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
26805
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Posted - 2013.11.22 08:02:00 -
[208] - Quote
Damn... that left arm, is there anything it Cant do?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
27712
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Posted - 2013.11.26 06:43:00 -
[209] - Quote
They won't recognise me, if i dye my Hair right?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
27722
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Posted - 2013.11.26 08:49:00 -
[210] - Quote
I pitty the fool, who wears my Invuln field!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
27941
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Posted - 2013.11.27 06:41:00 -
[211] - Quote
*just nod and smile Gaellia, go to your happy place. Your faildate will be over soon*
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
27978
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Posted - 2013.11.27 09:05:00 -
[212] - Quote
This? This is my, 'no sex for you tonight' face!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
27981
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Posted - 2013.11.27 09:29:00 -
[213] - Quote
Now where did i put my white cane? It's scamming time....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28117
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Posted - 2013.11.28 06:54:00 -
[214] - Quote
Well yes, I have just had my hair done...
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28251
|
Posted - 2013.11.29 06:43:00 -
[215] - Quote
I used to be an adventurer like you... Then i took an arrow to the knee.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28412
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Posted - 2013.11.30 03:34:00 -
[216] - Quote
Y.M.C.A........
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28472
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Posted - 2013.12.03 07:00:00 -
[217] - Quote
Oi! My face is up here!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28565
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Posted - 2013.12.05 06:55:00 -
[218] - Quote
I'm so hungry...
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28582
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Posted - 2013.12.05 08:23:00 -
[219] - Quote
Stop! Hammer Time!
yes i imagine gray wearing balloon pants, thats why we never see the bottom half.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28589
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Posted - 2013.12.05 09:42:00 -
[220] - Quote
Action Man! Barbie in disguise!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
28602
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Posted - 2013.12.05 10:09:00 -
[221] - Quote
IN THE NAVY!
We can sail the seven seas!
IN THE NAVY!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28698
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Posted - 2013.12.05 14:27:00 -
[222] - Quote
I'm gonna leave now, and i know you will be watching..
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28705
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Posted - 2013.12.05 14:54:00 -
[223] - Quote
And therfore...... A WITCH!!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28708
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:09:00 -
[224] - Quote
BURN THE WITCH!!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28738
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Posted - 2013.12.05 15:52:00 -
[225] - Quote
That dress soooo doesn't go with those shoes hun! *Click Click*
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
28825
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:10:00 -
[226] - Quote
Your face offends my eyes....
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29055
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Posted - 2013.12.06 07:16:00 -
[227] - Quote
Ce? No Hable Ingles?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29073
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Posted - 2013.12.06 09:43:00 -
[228] - Quote
My pants have turned to the darkside...
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29152
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Posted - 2013.12.06 15:06:00 -
[229] - Quote
Dehydrated water you say? Take my isks NAOW!!!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29516
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Posted - 2013.12.09 08:22:00 -
[230] - Quote
Not sure if troll, or just stupid.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
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Samoth Egnoled
29585
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Posted - 2013.12.10 08:31:00 -
[231] - Quote
No! Me not 'Love you long time'
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29707
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Posted - 2013.12.11 07:25:00 -
[232] - Quote
That was my hamster you just stepped on...
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
29707
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Posted - 2013.12.11 08:33:00 -
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Why yes, this is my natural colour.
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Posted - 2013.12.12 07:26:00 -
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100010101110101001
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Posted - 2013.12.13 07:14:00 -
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Go to Ammamake, They said! It will be fine, They said!
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Posted - 2013.12.17 07:23:00 -
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Some people think i'm just a grumpy, balding, short sighted man....
I have facial hair too y' know!
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Posted - 2013.12.18 07:12:00 -
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He's lying to me, I know he's just going to stand out the back and check his phone, instead of actually looking for my product.
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Posted - 2013.12.19 08:34:00 -
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No... I'm not ''For sale'' I'm going to have to kill you now...
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:37:00 -
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Ze Canadians ar comink Erhmagerd!
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Posted - 2013.12.20 07:24:00 -
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Did....Did you just call me a Goth? You shouldn't stereo type people Maaaaan!
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Posted - 2013.12.21 09:25:00 -
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OMFG It's the Anti-Christ!
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Posted - 2014.01.03 07:30:00 -
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THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:49:00 -
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You will respect mah Authoritah!
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Posted - 2014.01.08 09:14:00 -
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Not only do i hate vans, I loathe whire van men!
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Posted - 2014.01.17 07:42:00 -
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Snake. Snake?! SNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE!!!!!
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:23:00 -
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Thats the Marvel of Bowling ball polish Luv'
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Posted - 2014.01.21 07:03:00 -
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I should really shave this Uni-brow...
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Posted - 2014.01.22 07:11:00 -
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Go go gadget Life Raft!
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Posted - 2014.01.23 07:35:00 -
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Fire Ze Missiles!
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Posted - 2014.01.27 07:18:00 -
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If I had my own world
I'd fill it with wealth and desire
A glorious past to admire
And voices of kids out walking dogs,
Birds, planes, cleanest cars
If I had my own world
I'd love it for all that's inside it
There'd be no more wars, death or riots
There'd be no more police, packed-parking lots,
Guns, bombs sounding off
If I had my own world
I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence
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Posted - 2014.01.28 07:08:00 -
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Go Greased Lightening!
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Posted - 2014.01.31 07:00:00 -
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Mmm Moody I am,
PMT I have...
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Posted - 2014.02.12 08:45:00 -
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Arr an eye patch and a nose that can cut steel, iPirate!
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Posted - 2014.02.17 08:55:00 -
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I declare it, a Grayhole
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:24:00 -
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I wanna party like Charlie Sheen..
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Posted - 2014.02.26 07:31:00 -
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I will devour your Soul!
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Posted - 2014.02.26 09:22:00 -
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Hmm, I'll let you live.... For now..
Now go clean something of mine
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Posted - 2014.02.27 07:36:00 -
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Hmm guess rookies got some balls after all..
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Posted - 2014.02.28 07:21:00 -
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Cookies! om nom nom!
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Posted - 2014.02.28 08:53:00 -
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Dat ass!
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Posted - 2014.03.06 07:50:00 -
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In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
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Posted - 2014.03.06 12:20:00 -
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I miss being able to see my *****.
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Posted - 2014.03.07 07:12:00 -
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Damn, where is my white cane? and where did my dog go....
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Posted - 2014.03.07 10:29:00 -
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I've got one word for you Cupcake, Lesbian.
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Posted - 2014.03.10 07:28:00 -
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Is that a stain on the wall? It Is! Theres a ******* stain on the wall!
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:06:00 -
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He has jam on his shirt. Must resist the urge to lick it.
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:21:00 -
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The Jam, It's so beautiful! Zzt!
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Posted - 2014.03.10 08:49:00 -
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I tried girls once, then i found my Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Inflatable Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, passing their savings on to Meeeeeeee!!!
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Posted - 2014.03.10 11:48:00 -
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Rain stole my Sammich! and my Wacky Wailing Flailing Arm Inflatable Tube Man
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Posted - 2014.03.11 07:56:00 -
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.-- . .- .-. . - .... . -.-. .-.. .- ... ... --- ..-. .---- ...--
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Posted - 2014.03.12 07:02:00 -
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We are all in The Cube!
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Posted - 2014.03.12 08:11:00 -
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I like his spheres more....
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Posted - 2014.03.12 11:06:00 -
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If looks could kill... Oh wait, Mine Do.
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Posted - 2014.03.13 06:56:00 -
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SIR! YES SIR!
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Posted - 2014.03.13 07:56:00 -
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Yes i shaved her head while she was sleeping, and i'd do it again too.
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Posted - 2014.03.14 07:33:00 -
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\o/ EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!! \o/
\o/ EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!!! \o/
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Posted - 2014.03.14 10:03:00 -
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Pink, would probably look more me.
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Posted - 2014.03.17 07:08:00 -
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Sigh....
I wish Sam were here.
:D
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Posted - 2014.03.17 09:25:00 -
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He's gonna call right?...Right?
He said he would Call!
well if he won't call me, I won't call him!
..............
..............
Wheres my chocolate ice cream 
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Posted - 2014.03.17 11:25:00 -
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*Static*
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Posted - 2014.03.17 12:38:00 -
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*Static Age*
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:11:00 -
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I wish i had Cake....
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:22:00 -
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I wish i could remember the Date..
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Posted - 2014.03.19 07:17:00 -
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The box is life, the box is death, the box also happens to be my girlfriend.
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Posted - 2014.03.20 06:52:00 -
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Don't, Stop, Thinking about tomorrow..
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Posted - 2014.03.21 11:03:00 -
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Why do i have bobbles, on my bobbles?
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Posted - 2014.03.24 07:22:00 -
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I like to (Watch you) move it! move it!
I like to (Watch you) move it! move it!
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Posted - 2014.03.26 11:26:00 -
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I've got 99 tickets but a DUI ain't one, hit me!
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Posted - 2014.03.27 08:13:00 -
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Lol, look at that guys black eye. I wonder how it happened?
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Posted - 2014.03.28 07:37:00 -
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Sir, Private know-it-all headbutted my fists, Sir!
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Posted - 2014.04.02 10:06:00 -
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You cannot be serious!
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Posted - 2014.09.05 08:50:00 -
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Da da da da, hey! Da da da-da. Da da da hey! Da da...
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