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Astrid Stjerna
Teraa Matar
621
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Posted - 2012.01.13 18:19:00 -
[1201] - Quote
Seljuk Mahinda wrote:...UNLESS IT'S A FARM
After decades of investigation into the children's song known as 'Old McDonald's Farm', scientists have determined that 'E-I-E-I-O' is, in fact, a gross misspelling of the word 'Farm'.
Monoclegate: because calling it 'Doorgate' would just be silly. |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2012.01.13 18:43:00 -
[1202] - Quote
@ Astrid:
"So...I had this terrible burn scar on my cheek since I was little...and then, I , like, went to the tattoo parlor...yeah.
And then I asked this guy, a brutor, ...I asked him if he could make me a tattoo...a tattoo to cover the ugly disfiguring spot in my face....
And, when he , like, had finished, that son of a b***h had made a tattoo all over my face. ...screw him...screw him hard...."
edit:
this sounded a lot funnier in my head before i wrote it down.....
-.- |
Ursula LeGuinn
EVE University
Ivy League
151
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Posted - 2012.01.13 19:19:00 -
[1203] - Quote
@Zimmy Zeta
Dear Diary: My life is spiraling downward, it's a turgid abyss of inky blackness STABBY RIP STAB STAB.
"The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community."-áGÇö-áEVElopedia |
Rose Valley
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.01.13 20:56:00 -
[1204] - Quote
@Ursula LeGuinn
"Why so serious?"... "Let's put a smile on that face!"  |
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
420
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Posted - 2012.01.14 02:55:00 -
[1205] - Quote
@Rose Valley
"Yes I can suck the chrome off a tail pipe!"
We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
496
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Posted - 2012.01.14 03:17:00 -
[1206] - Quote
@Mr Kidd
"I'd tap that ass"
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Atticus Fynch
413
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Posted - 2012.01.14 05:23:00 -
[1207] - Quote
@Alpheias
"I will destroy you!!!"
GÿàGÿàGÿàCargo Pilots Unite!!!GÿàGÿàGÿà
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=668132&#post668132 |
Mars Theran
EVE Rogues
EVE Rogues Alliance
121
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Posted - 2012.01.14 05:25:00 -
[1208] - Quote
@Atticus Finch
I am a candle, bright and white
and you can see, my inner light
why so bright, white light?
edit: ..maybe that's just your background thinking.
TIIP: The Incredible Invisible Poster |
Nisa Darksoul
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2012.01.14 07:14:00 -
[1209] - Quote
@ Mars Theran
"Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!" |
Halete
Almost Epic
13
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Posted - 2012.01.14 16:51:00 -
[1210] - Quote
That's right, sleep... Sleep. Sleep so that I may suck the sweet mercury from your veins.
Generic small-time hero-tackle pilot with no relevance. |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
46
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Posted - 2012.01.14 22:17:00 -
[1211] - Quote
[Halete] That guy said he'd double my ISK, I'm still waiting.
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Rose Valley
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.01.14 22:27:00 -
[1212] - Quote
@Lina Alar
"I was expecting so much more from those 1400mm guns - perhaps fast and steady Autocannons will have to do..."
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Fawcks
Avoid and Evade
Epsilon Shimmy Alliance
178
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Posted - 2012.01.15 02:36:00 -
[1213] - Quote
Suddenly red, thousands of them. |
John Mort
Mort Family Constructions
3
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Posted - 2012.01.15 03:00:00 -
[1214] - Quote
@fawcks. I just banged your wife. And she swallowed |
N'maro Makari
The Synenose Accord
Celestial Imperative
40
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Posted - 2012.01.15 03:09:00 -
[1215] - Quote
John Mort wrote:@fawcks. I just banged your wife. And she swallowed
With this brow over my eyes I cant even see, how am I suposed to fight?
N'maro Makari
Special Investigative Officer
The Synenose Accord
Celestial Imperative |
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
420
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:07:00 -
[1216] - Quote
@N'maro
"Where's my money muthaf*cker?!?"
We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
243
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:08:00 -
[1217] - Quote
@ Mr Kidd "God damn I'm allergic to something"
Damn nature, you scary! |
Anderron Shi
1st MC
16
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:16:00 -
[1218] - Quote
DelBoy Trades wrote:@ Mr Kidd "God damn I'm allergic to something"
"fried interface figures are looking up in Jita."
Get some! |
ASadOldGit
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
148
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:44:00 -
[1219] - Quote
@Anderron Shi
"Hmm, I wonder if it's overkill to smart-bomb that cockroach?"
Edit: Dammit - he changed his fricken avatar after I posted!
My container is NOT imploding! It's just a bit upset that it only sees cheap crap. |
Midnight Apocalypse
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.01.15 23:16:00 -
[1220] - Quote
@ASadOldGit
"I'm seriously constipated and this one's going to tear me." |
Seljuk Mahinda
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2012.01.15 23:41:00 -
[1221] - Quote
Son. I am disappoint. |
Othar en'gilliath
OMNI Technologies
Ethereal Dawn
37
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Posted - 2012.01.16 00:51:00 -
[1222] - Quote
i wonder what ma is cooking |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
261
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Posted - 2012.01.16 01:38:00 -
[1223] - Quote
a romantic meal for me and Singeabooty to share. .
Black Man with Goggles |
T' Elk
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
280
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Posted - 2012.01.16 01:55:00 -
[1224] - Quote
I... I was there.
God wears-áRay Ban Aviators. |
Holy One
SniggWaffe
EVE Corporation 123566322353
173
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Posted - 2012.01.16 05:21:00 -
[1225] - Quote
T' Elk wrote:I... I was there.
Plato's Retreat '79? I thought I recognized those sideburns .. |
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
62
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Posted - 2012.01.16 05:53:00 -
[1226] - Quote
[Holy One] I bet veldspar is totally snortable. I shall seek the Chribba, he will know. |
Ibeau Renoir
Colonial Fleet Services
Independent Faction
23
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Posted - 2012.01.17 00:44:00 -
[1227] - Quote
That's it. My back can't cope any more. I'm getting a breast reduction.
Ceci n'est pas un sig. |
Khrage
107
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Posted - 2012.01.17 01:30:00 -
[1228] - Quote
i'm still living the old gallente avatar ways. clothes are overrated! |
Tyslas
Tort Corp
7
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Posted - 2012.01.17 05:40:00 -
[1229] - Quote
Back in my day we had slaves to clean the hangar bays. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
496
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Posted - 2012.01.17 05:54:00 -
[1230] - Quote
Coffee.....
(your expression mirrors my own, by the way)
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
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