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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.07.08 22:09:00 -
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Q. What has 6 eyes, but can't see?
A. Three dead Gallenteans
Q. What lies on it's back, one hundred feet in the air?
A. 50 Dead Gallenteans
Q. Did you hear about the Gallente that lost his left arm and leg when his nano popped.
A. He's all right now.
Q. How does a spoiled rich Gallente change a lightbulb?
A. He says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Q. What do Gallente's think D.N.A. stands for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
Q. Where do you find a dead Gallente?
A. Right where you left him.
Q. Why do Gallentes have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
Q. Why did the Gallente cross the road?
A. Cuz that's where his clone was.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Gallenteans go.
Gallenteans go who?
No silly. Gallenteans go BOOM!
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Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |
Kaleigh Doyle
Heavenly Bodies
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Posted - 2008.07.08 22:14:00 -
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Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 08/07/2008 22:16:17
Q. How many Gallenteans does it take to make you look terribly ignorant and foolish?
A. None. Surprisingly, you can handle it all by your lonesome.
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Remus Navillum
z3r0 Gravity
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.07.08 22:19:00 -
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Another poster child for biomass reprocessing. Please de-differentiate into a pile of stem cells at your earliest convenience.
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.09 00:20:00 -
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I was expecting pick-up lines, not race-jokes.
How sad.
Click me! You know you want to... |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.07.09 00:33:00 -
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Wow! You know what's funny?
None of those jokes. Seriously, I laugh at all sorts of bad jokes and yet - not a twitch.
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Lt. Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Allaria Kriss
Minmatar
Elipse Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.09 00:51:00 -
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Normally I get so bored mining that I'll laugh at anything. This, didn't do it.
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Madrosynth
Synthesis Deep Salvage
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Posted - 2008.07.09 02:46:00 -
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I'll admit, I giggled.
Of course, that might have more to do with the mindflood than the jokes.
[SDEEP]
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Haakelen
Gallente
Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.07.09 02:57:00 -
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While on the subject of jokes, I heard a good one the other day.
Here it is.
Pithecanthropus.
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Hitachi Morimoto
Gallente
Synthetic Light Mining Corps.
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Posted - 2008.07.09 03:51:00 -
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Edited by: Hitachi Morimoto on 09/07/2008 03:54:38
Why is Pithecanthropus's post full of shit?
Because his cranial cap is halfway up his ass.
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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.07.09 04:24:00 -
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Q. Why do Gals like to whine?
A. Cuz it's the only thing they are good at.
Seriously tho, I'm glad you didn't laugh, that just means the jokes are all that much better at insulting you Gals. 
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Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.09 04:27:00 -
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 Originally by: Sakura Nihil
I was expecting pick-up lines, not race-jokes.
Myself also. I'm rather dissapointed, to be honest.
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.09 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
I was expecting pick-up lines, not race-jokes.
Myself also. I'm rather dissapointed, to be honest.
Tssk, shame you don't remember much lately.
You were cute when you were trying to kill us.
Click me! You know you want to... |
DeadRow
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2008.07.09 08:12:00 -
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You came up with all them my yourself? I'm impressed.
Quote:
Iz in ur base, implanting ur dudes
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.07.09 08:18:00 -
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Edited by: Taradis on 09/07/2008 08:22:12
Edited by: Taradis on 09/07/2008 08:21:46
How many amarr does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None they have their minmatar slaves do it for them NARF!!!!
U see I am a Khanid I can change my own lightbulbs 
How's this for some pick up lines:
Hey baby you got some fries to go with that shake
Do you wash ur pants in glass cleaner cuz I can see myself in them.
/me walks in front of a hot Khanid female and falls down
Female: Are you ok?
Taradis: Yea I think I just fell for you
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BloodBird
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.09 08:26:00 -
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Very funny insulting one, very funny.
You know, if you don't like us, all you got to do is say so.
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MenanceWhite
Amarr
Red Light Navy
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Posted - 2008.07.09 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: Taradis/me walks in front of a hot Khanid female and falls down
Female: Are you ok?
Taradis: Yea I think I just fell for you[:lol:
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.07.09 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: MenanceWhite
Originally by: Taradis/me walks in front of a hot Khanid female and falls down
Female: Are you ok?
Taradis: Yea I think I just fell for you[:lol:
:3c
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.09 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Sakura Nihil
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
I was expecting pick-up lines, not race-jokes.
Myself also. I'm rather dissapointed, to be honest.
Tssk, shame you don't remember much lately.
You were cute when you were trying to kill us.
  ... Is there something I should know?
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Babs Johnson
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
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Posted - 2008.07.09 20:08:00 -
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** Babs Johnson yawns, takes a sip of wine, and smiles at the Jin-Mei nail stylist working on her left hand, completely oblivious to the existence of Monsieur Pithecanthropus.
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Hurtado Soneka
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.09 22:35:00 -
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None of this is funny....even to a Caldari....
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Fay DeLion
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.10 11:34:00 -
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You actually need to use more boosters.
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Liranan
M'8'S
Frontal Impact
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Posted - 2008.07.10 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Taradis
/me walks in front of a hot Khanid female and falls down
Female: Are you ok?
Taradis: Yea I think I just fell for you
ROFLMAO!! That's good.
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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.07.10 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: Hurtado Soneka
None of this is funny....even to a Caldari....
now THAT is funny.
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Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |
Gorden Freem0n
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.07.10 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Hitachi Morimoto
Edited by: Hitachi Morimoto on 09/07/2008 03:54:38
Why is Pithecanthropus's post full of shit?
Because his cranial cap is halfway up his ass.
See now thats funny!
Well its the only thing that made me smile
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Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.07.10 20:36:00 -
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So a comedian stands up in a bar in Luminaire and says "Hey, I know some really good Civire jokes!". A well-built man stands up with an outraged look on his face, and says "HEY! I'll have you know I'm a Civire, damnit!". The comedian smiles and says "Don't worry, sir, I'll tell them slowly!"
See? See? I can do it too. But mine actually have punchlines.
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Karanth
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.10 21:49:00 -
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It's you. You're the failure in the OP.
Seriously, terminate yourself. Also, GTFO.
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Mathias Mineros
Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.07.10 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Fay DeLion
You actually need to use more boosters.
Some people are better on drugs, sad but true.
Joke:
A Caldari man boards an Interbus shuttle flight.
The only seat left is on the aisle beside 2 Gallente men.
So, the Caldari takes a seat and greets both the Gallente, who return his pleasantries.
About 5 mins after departure the Caldari man takes off his shoes and gets comfortable.
The 1st gallente says,"You know what guys, I'm going to have a beer. If you'll excuse me I'm going to talk to the stewardess."
The Caldari hops up and says,"Don't worry I'll get it for you." and off he goes.
When the Caldari leaves the Gallente man picks up one of the shoes and spits in it.
When the Caldari returns the other Gallente pipes up,"You know what, that looks good, I think I'll get one to."
The Caldari waves him back into his seat and hurries off to get a second beer.
When he's gone the 2nd Gallente picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The caldari gets back and hands the beer the the gallente.
He sits down and starts chit-chatting with the Gallente and notices that they are both chuckling to each other.
Puzzled by this he puts his feet back in his shoes and realizes what they have done.
The Caldari waits until both Gallente have finished their beers, then looks over at them both seriously and says,"When will this all end. The animosity between nations, the posing, the posturing, the spitting in shoes and the urinating in beers."
Now thats funny.
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.07.11 06:14:00 -
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Originally by: Mathias Mineros
Originally by: Fay DeLion
You actually need to use more boosters.
Some people are better on drugs, sad but true.
Joke:
A Caldari man boards an Interbus shuttle flight.
The only seat left is on the aisle beside 2 Gallente men.
So, the Caldari takes a seat and greets both the Gallente, who return his pleasantries.
About 5 mins after departure the Caldari man takes off his shoes and gets comfortable.
The 1st gallente says,"You know what guys, I'm going to have a beer. If you'll excuse me I'm going to talk to the stewardess."
The Caldari hops up and says,"Don't worry I'll get it for you." and off he goes.
When the Caldari leaves the Gallente man picks up one of the shoes and spits in it.
When the Caldari returns the other Gallente pipes up,"You know what, that looks good, I think I'll get one to."
The Caldari waves him back into his seat and hurries off to get a second beer.
When he's gone the 2nd Gallente picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The caldari gets back and hands the beer the the gallente.
He sits down and starts chit-chatting with the Gallente and notices that they are both chuckling to each other.
Puzzled by this he puts his feet back in his shoes and realizes what they have done.
The Caldari waits until both Gallente have finished their beers, then looks over at them both seriously and says,"When will this all end. The animosity between nations, the posing, the posturing, the spitting in shoes and the urinating in beers."
Now thats funny.
LMAO!!!!!! ya that was funny
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Markin Lea
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Posted - 2008.07.16 15:55:00 -
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awesome!
Gave me a good laugh.
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Reza Pluss
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.16 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Mathias Mineros
"When will this all end. The animosity between nations, the posing, the posturing, the spitting in shoes and the urinating in beers."
You made me spray Quafe on my neural pod interface.
I salute you.
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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.07.18 22:29:00 -
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Look at you Gals... getting all your panties in a bunch! ROFL!
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Pithecanthropus erectus, a name derived from Greek and Latin roots meaning upright ape-man. |
Sallera Zephyr
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.18 22:34:00 -
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Edited by: Sallera Zephyr on 18/07/2008 22:34:35
Originally by: Pithecanthropus
Look at you Gals... getting all your panties in a bunch! ROFL!
*sigh*
Child, you are a disgrace to all who bear the infomorph title. Are you sure your graduation was... legitimate?
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Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.07.19 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: Pithecanthropus
Look at you Gals... getting all your panties in a bunch! ROFL!
Oh no, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. When I, ahem, "get my panties in a bunch", you'll... how do you say? Well, you'll notice.
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Misuto Horuda
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Posted - 2008.07.19 03:17:00 -
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Originally by: Orun Erajen
Originally by: Pithecanthropus
Look at you Gals... getting all your panties in a bunch! ROFL!
Oh no, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. When I, ahem, "get my panties in a bunch", you'll... how do you say? Well, you'll notice.
I most certainly hope I do not notice.... 
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Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.19 03:55:00 -
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Here I was, thinking this was another person asking for a date. *rolls her eyes*
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ôWhen a Dove begins to associate with crows its feathers remain white but its heart grows blackö - Unknown.
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Vel Natore
Gallente
Cube Corp
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Posted - 2008.07.21 18:57:00 -
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I showed this to some of the members of my bridge crew. They all had a good laugh at how ignorant this is.
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Katanah Tsaiukun
BlueSun Corporation
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Posted - 2008.07.21 22:56:00 -
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Definately not funny. Wasting my time coming here with hopes for good pick up lines only to be dissapointed by what is not. Shame on you.
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Veron Daerth
Amarr
Blood Meridian
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Posted - 2008.07.21 23:08:00 -
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I dont know...the one about the shoes and the beer is quite funny. I laughed until my corpmates asked me to stop, they said it was scaring them. Some of the others were good too, I especially liked the one about the Amarrians and the lightbulb......
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Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.22 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
... Is there something I should know?
You mean, you don't remember the nights under the moons of Stacmon V?
I'm disappointed.
Jonny D.
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Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.22 01:09:00 -
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The jokes are funny, but even funnier are all the pilots who are somehow offended by the notion that we're making fun of our enemy in a time of war, and hampering their morale by posting it in public at the same time.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.22 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny Damordred
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
... Is there something I should know?
You mean, you don't remember the nights under the moons of Stacmon V?
I'm disappointed.
Jonny D.
Huh? Dream on. It'd take more than mind control to force me into that; or at least a nice big pile of ISK. Rather I think you're mistaking me for another Civire. Yes! Definately another Civire. Probably Yuki in fact!
Whatever happened, I was drunk!
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.07.22 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny Damordred
You mean, you don't remember the nights under the moons of Stacmon V?
I'm disappointed.
Maybe the experience was just that forgettable....
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Lt. Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.22 03:20:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Whatever happened, I was drunk!
Keep telling yourself that sweetie, and maybe I won't post the videos...
Cheers,
Jonny D.
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BloodBird
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.07.22 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: Fabien Aldric
The jokes are funny, but even funnier are all the pilots who are somehow offended by the notion that we're making fun of our enemy in a time of war, and hampering their morale by posting it in public at the same time.
Wishfull thinking, wishfull thinking...
Honestly, for the people who apparently have their morale feed off their kill-count I doubht these poor excuses for jokes wil make a diffrence when they have the greatest kill to death ratio.
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Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.22 11:51:00 -
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Ugh, racist jokes are cheap and deeply unfunny.. Anyone with two braincells to rub together than make them up, as demonstrated by the OP.
Mr. Mineros' attempt on the other hand was actually quite funny, if rather predictable.
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