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Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.16 11:27:00 -
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The normally quiet recruitment forum rings to the sound of high heeled boots clicking on the metal floor.
In struts the CEO of the newly formed all girl corporation 'Frisky Space Vixens'. She pulls sharply on a dog's lead she is holding releasing a pathetic wimper from the man she is dragging behind her and who tries to walk on all fours.
"Hush now Rex! I told you 14 hours isn't a long time," she pouts at him.
"Yes Mistress..." He obediantly answers then hides his face from her commanding gaze.
Stopping at the noticeboard she tears down a few old posters and places hers in a prominent place before leaving, still dragging the man behind her.
 Quote:
The Frisky Space Vixens need you!
We are a small but radiply hardening [crossed out] growing corporation formed especially for female pod pilots.
Requirements:
A sense of humour
Overies
Less than 2 million SP (we like noobs)
A willingness to shoot things
We <3 bad girls...that badder the better
A listicked kiss ends the message
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.16 14:37:00 -
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*sigh*
Gallente.
Ghost Festival is recruiting! |
Veron Daerth
Amarr
Blood Meridian
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Posted - 2008.07.16 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Veron Daerth on 16/07/2008 22:17:27
<The holo-screen clears to show a late middle aged Amarrian male sitting at his com-console. The armor-glass window behind him shows a typical Gallente station docking pylon, at which the Abbadon Class battleship "Eye of Arran" is receiving an overhaul. The man looks vaguely annoyed.>
"Alright, which one of you put this in my in-box?!? Varedis, if you've been hacking the office net again, Sean is going to kill you, and Salina, if this is more of your womens lib stuff, Sean is going to space you too. <The man rises from his chair and moves off screen, continuing to speak until unintelligible.> I dont know where you all find this smut, but seriously, you HAVE to check it for viruses at the very least before you post it on the internal net. Last week we had to have a tech come in here ....." <screen fades to the sound of faint laughter from the Amarrian man's presumed co-workers>
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Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.17 00:58:00 -
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Do you deliver, or is this more of a dine-in thing?
Cheers,
Jonny D.
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CEO and Professor of Gunboat Diplomacy |
Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.17 01:50:00 -
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soooo...you're....space hookers?
wait...srry...space dominatrix hookers? ~_^
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.17 02:59:00 -
[6]
Domineering hooker space pirates. Man, that takes me back.
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Illuvian
Gallente
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.17 03:25:00 -
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I am shocked. I am shocked and appalled. Shocked, appalled and getting in a shuttle to come visit.
Metus improbos compescit, non clementia.
It is fear, not kindness that restrains the wicked. |
Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.17 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Illuvian
I am shocked. I am shocked and appalled. Shocked, appalled and getting in a shuttle to come visit.
well...i mean i wasn't gonna take part in the debauchery...but if it's wat all the cool kids are doing...
omw
side note: wat are your rates
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.17 11:08:00 -
[9]
The holo video viewscreens on several terminals across the voids of space flicker to life briefly
A rich deep throated voice let's out a soft sigh.
If you have to ask how much sweetie then we are a luxury that you definatley cannot afford.
A musical giggle can be heard before the screen goes blank.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.17 11:09:00 -
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*MirrorGod raises a brow
...then a smirk
...then a chuckle.
You couldn't even step to what my girl can do. 
*MirrorGod extracts a black cigarette from an engraved tin and walks away from the holo.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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MenanceWhite
Amarr
Red Light Navy
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Posted - 2008.07.17 12:05:00 -
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Oh my.
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Originally by: Torfi
There's alot. That can be done. With.. corpses
Originally by: Oveur
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.17 14:48:00 -
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I would ask how you got through capsuleer training but I got a hunch already. And it isn't high grades.
PRETA is now recruiting. |
Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.17 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Delclara Nancekuke
The holo video viewscreens on several terminals across the voids of space flicker to life briefly
A rich deep throated voice let's out a soft sigh.
If you have to ask how much sweetie then we are a luxury that you definatley cannot afford.
A musical giggle can be heard before the screen goes blank.
HA!!! while i...admire the sarcasm of your...whoriness. Let me press that i'm only asking because I would like to noe how much we gotta pay for a piece of your crotch fedos ^^
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Inara Subaka
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.17 16:58:00 -
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*comm activates with audio only and the sound of a hearty laughter rolling through the speakers*
My apologies for being audio only, but I don't like to show my face when I just crawled out of my Nemesis and happen to be covered in Pod Goo.
*voice getting a little more serious*
I have to say, while I admire your intent, you are too obvious, and give those of us who are true Mistresses a bad name.
*tone turns to that of business*
And to critic your form, you never allow them to know the set time frame on punishment, an undefined time forces them to behave to the best of their abilities in hopes that they can get their punishment over quicker. Not only that, you allowed it to speak without explicit permission and without immediate reprimand.
*disdain becomes more prevalent as the female voice continues*
And may I ask the reason you feel the need for a leash? If you don't have them trained well enough to follow your orders instantly by now, you shouldn't be advertising yet. Plus there is the damaging of goods issue, how you can sell flawed goods like that is beyond me.
If you could see me, you'd see me shaking my head.
*a voice is heard whispering, but the words don't come through*
Oh yes, I was just reminded... I hope you aren't in Federation space, they don't look kindly on slave ownership (even those that are willing slaves). Trust me, I have more burnt out Shield Emitters that you could possibly imagine due to the Federation Security Forces.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hot bath calling my name.
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Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.17 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Inara Subaka
....Oh yes, I was just reminded... I hope you aren't in Federation space, they don't look kindly on slave ownership (even those that are willing slaves). Trust me, I have more burnt out Shield Emitters that you could possibly imagine due to the Federation Security Forces.....
On a serious note: now that Inara has filled you in on Federation laws, I ask you, Delc....please leave Oursulaert and while your at it, Gallente space. I mean I already have enough headaches in my area(Snuff, random start-up corporations trying to make a name for themselves, etc...) without having to worry about your stupidity.
You can try Amarr space...I hear those guys LOVE the whole slavery thing AND if you pleasure a high-priest or something he might even give you your own cruiser...awwww, how cute would you look in one of those
^^
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Inara Subaka
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.17 17:44:00 -
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*Comm activates with Inara lounging in a robe with a towel wrapped around her head, receiving a foot massage from what appears to be an Intaki female*
Originally by: Hero Crane
Originally by: Inara Subaka
....Oh yes, I was just reminded... I hope you aren't in Federation space, they don't look kindly on slave ownership (even those that are willing slaves). Trust me, I have more burnt out Shield Emitters that you could possibly imagine due to the Federation Security Forces.....
On a serious note: now that Inara has filled you in on Federation laws, I ask you, Delc....please leave Oursulaert and while your at it, Gallente space. I mean I already have enough headaches in my area(Snuff, random start-up corporations trying to make a name for themselves, etc...) without having to worry about your stupidity.
You can try Amarr space...I hear those guys LOVE the whole slavery thing AND if you pleasure a high-priest or something he might even give you your own cruiser...awwww, how cute would you look in one of those
^^
Are you going to run me out of Gallente space as well (currently residing in Sing Laison if so)? I have myself a nice little niche, and I have no intention of moving without a fight.
And I wouldn't recommend they try relocating to Amarr space... while there are a few that provide some vices (a few better than those found in the Federation's space) those vices are few and far between, not to mention illegal. Slavery is legal, that type of slavery is frowned upon (again I have burnt shield emitters and a few scorch marks on my ships to verify this).
Your best bet is Gallente space, just stay under the legal radar (a rather simple task considering the incompetency of the Federation Navy and their susceptibility to vices and bribes), or go to Jita... there is soo much going on there the local police have trouble keeping up with the problems they already have on their plate. Chances are they'll overlook you on their way to bigger fish.
*a beeping is heard and Inara activates a screen out of view... she immediately frowns*
Well, it seems my day set aside for some R&R has been canceled on me. I have some business to attend to, may you fly safe until we meet.
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Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.17 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Inara Subaka
*Comm activates with Inara lounging in a robe with a towel wrapped around her head, receiving a foot massage from what appears to be an Intaki female*
Originally by: Hero Crane
Originally by: Inara Subaka
....Oh yes, I was just reminded... I hope you aren't in Federation space, they don't look kindly on slave ownership (even those that are willing slaves). Trust me, I have more burnt out Shield Emitters that you could possibly imagine due to the Federation Security Forces.....
On a serious note: now that Inara has filled you in on Federation laws, I ask you, Delc....please leave Oursulaert and while your at it, Gallente space. I mean I already have enough headaches in my area(Snuff, random start-up corporations trying to make a name for themselves, etc...) without having to worry about your stupidity.
You can try Amarr space...I hear those guys LOVE the whole slavery thing AND if you pleasure a high-priest or something he might even give you your own cruiser...awwww, how cute would you look in one of those
^^
Are you going to run me out of Gallente space as well (currently residing in Sing Laison if so)? I have myself a nice little niche, and I have no intention of moving without a fight.
And I wouldn't recommend they try relocating to Amarr space... while there are a few that provide some vices (a few better than those found in the Federation's space) those vices are few and far between, not to mention illegal. Slavery is legal, that type of slavery is frowned upon (again I have burnt shield emitters and a few scorch marks on my ships to verify this).
Your best bet is Gallente space, just stay under the legal radar (a rather simple task considering the incompetency of the Federation Navy and their susceptibility to vices and bribes), or go to Jita... there is soo much going on there the local police have trouble keeping up with the problems they already have on their plate. Chances are they'll overlook you on their way to bigger fish.
*a beeping is heard and Inara activates a screen out of view... she immediately frowns*
Well, it seems my day set aside for some R&R has been canceled on me. I have some business to attend to, may you fly safe until we meet.
lol...while i may take you up on your offer to fight one day, I'm not interested in running anyone out of anywhere...ehhh, 'to each his...or her...own' I always say, as long as said 'own' doesn't interfere with my business(legal OR otherwise)...
No, i was only messing with Delc because she tried to insult me with a wit so dry it reminded me off this time that a restaurant tried to feed me imitation long-limb roe(haha, i actually ended up shooting the owner and two of his waiters but that's a story for another time...hmmm... but i do wonder if his wife ever got that gift basket...)
...*inaudible noises*...
anyway, I must go, my date is here and it'll be nice to have a go at someone who doesn't consider slaughtered wait staff or burnt out shield emitters ^^ appropriate dinner conversation...
*bows* Ladies
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Remus Navillum
z3r0 Gravity
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.07.17 19:31:00 -
[18]
My initial revulsion is gradually being replaced with morbid curiosity.
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Darth Sage
Amarr
En-Slavers
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Posted - 2008.07.17 20:34:00 -
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Fresh meat for the grinders yesss!
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En-Slavers we follow the true path of the sani sabik... |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr
Heavily Utilized Mechanic Mayhem
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:44:00 -
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I'm resisting the urge to ask my CEO to wardec you, Ms. Delclara. That you force men to serve you in such a... degrading way makes me feel like vomiting.
Esna Pitoojee struts away from the viewscreen, muttering things about "intolerable offences" and "upstart *****s".
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Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.18 01:39:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Esna Pitoojee
Edited by: Esna Pitoojee on 17/07/2008 21:47:22
I'm resisting the urge to ask my CEO to wardec you, Ms. Delclara. That you force men to serve you in such a... degrading way makes me feel like vomiting.
Esna Pitoojee struts away from the viewscreen, muttering things about "intolerable offences" and "upstart *****s". A moment later, his head reappears in the viewscreen
And don't even think about coming to Amarr space, because I will make sure the Imperial Authorities find you and take you in, even if I have to warp scramble and webify your ship myself!
I was thinking the same thing but...I was put off by the fact that it wouldn't be much fun raping a corp with only two members :\
but hey, let 'em grow a little and we'll see wat comes down the pipe ^^
WHO'S...YOUR...HERO!!! |
Remus Navillum
z3r0 Gravity
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.07.18 03:11:00 -
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Hm. The prudish Amarrian's impotent rage makes me more receptive to this organization. Hope your business flourishes and makes every repressed zealot in the cluster red-faced with sexual frustration. 
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Natalcya Katla
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.07.18 03:52:00 -
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Repulsive.
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Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.18 11:31:00 -
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Mail-shots are sent to a variety of recipients in all corners of the Eve universe
I simply love the innate temprement that clouds a person's judgement when they become somewhat emotional.
A few of you have bandied the slavery issue about. I've not mentioned it yet you assume the pathetic creature I had in tow was my property.
Oh dear, my sweet simpletons.
The man I named Rex was quite willing to endure what he did. Moreover he is my constant pet and at his own behest I might add. A good little pet he is too 
To the Lady Inara:
Oh sweetie! Our forms and method may vary but as to the bad name... is that not what we strive for? Rexy-baby begged me for his leash and as to the 14 hours quip, who said it was to do with me taking him for walkies?
To the Crane person:
My dry wit is a little too fishy eh? I see your family emblem emblasoned aboard your heroic vessel and know full well that it is a mighty anchor from a sailing ship of old. Also, that your first name is adoptive and that you were called William by your birth parents.
I'll let you work out the wit from there shall I?
To all the other lovely people that have made comment I bid you a fond farewell and hope that whatever God or Goddess you revere smiles down upon you.
SWALK
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Jay Marshall
Caldari
Walks Forever Trade Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.18 23:21:00 -
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Looks up from his workbench where the guts a cloaking device lie strewn. He pushes back his protective goggles, and looks at the screen.
"What the ...."
Blinks.
Falls down laughing, nearly tipping the particle welder onto him. The laughter slowly stops and he stands, wiping his eyes and then re-reads the screen.
"Oh .. you're serious..."
Keels over laughing even harder, this time knocking the particle welder onto him.
There is a loud yelp of pain, then more gut renching laugther.
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CEO
Walks Forever Trade Inc
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Hero Crane
Bilge Rats of Tortuga
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Posted - 2008.07.18 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Delclara Nancekuke
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To the Crane person:
My dry wit is a little too fishy eh? I see your family emblem emblasoned aboard your heroic vessel and know full well that it is a mighty anchor from a sailing ship of old. Also, that your first name is adoptive and that you were called William by your birth parents.
I'll let you work out the wit from there shall I?
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William? ~_^ i'll give it to ya...that's a new one. Don't know if I'd call it witty though. If you must noe, I was named Hero(at birth) in honor of my grandfather's nickname. Apparently, it was given to him after some battle I could give two shits about. Now, Crane, on the other hand is...admittingly... adopted. My 'real' last name brings such pride to the Caldari name...and its a symbol of everything I hate and I left it far behind when i cut all ties with the State, my family and my home.
*sigh*
So, no...there is no family emblem 'emblazoned' on my ship, heroic as they may be.
Maybe, I'll give you a tour sometime. ^^
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Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.07.19 00:14:00 -
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Somewhere in the Ammatar Mandate.
Vidal's Evolution - Helios Covert Operations Frigate
Myxx sat at her desk nearby the room where her pod sat. the ship was cloaked while the scanner interfaces ran the last tests before she left secure space. So far, the ship she had named after an ancestor of hers had performed flawlessly and beyond expectation. She had brought up her interface to the galactic summit channel, and the name of the transmission caught her eye. After opening it and reading it over a moment, she raised an eyebrow and burst into laughter.
She sent a single line as a tramission, not bothering or thinking to do anything else.
"Joke well played" she said, before closing the transmission.
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ôWhen a Dove begins to associate with crows its feathers remain white but its heart grows blackö - Unknown.
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Inara Subaka
Caldari
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.19 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Delclara Nancekuke
To the Lady Inara:
Oh sweetie! Our forms and method may vary but as to the bad name... is that not what we strive for? Rexy-baby begged me for his leash and as to the 14 hours quip, who said it was to do with me taking him for walkies?
*a sickenly sweet, obviously forced grin is on Inara's face as her face appears on the comm*
Call me "sweetie" again, and I may chance the Federation's pathetic excuse of a guard in hi security systems and shove a Bane Torpedo some place that Torpedoes of that size were not meant to go.
As for your question... No. Most do not desire a bad name (well, with the exception of amongst the stick up their bum zealots from Amarr) and I should point out that by bad name, I did not mean amongst polite society, I'm talking about those that share in this interest. Subtly is one of the keys to truly dominating someone, and by stalking around posting fliers like you are back in middle school... It just saddens me that you are the face and actions that many will see if they happen to actually be interested in *the corner of her mouth pulls up slightly in a grin* broadening their horizons.
Another question I have, why are you mixing bondage (the leash/collar) with infantilism (baby names, and "walkies")? Those are two things that do not mix, one is the result of control and relinquishing control; while the other is about nurturing and allowing someone to take care of you.
*shakes head*
I'm not even sure why I'm explaining this to you. If you were worth your weight in camera drones, you'd already know this.
Originally by: Hero Crane
anyway, I must go, my date is here and it'll be nice to have a go at someone who doesn't consider slaughtered wait staff or burnt out shield emitters ^^ appropriate dinner conversation...
Sorry I missed this, but slaughtered wait staff and burnt-out shield emitters are not what I'd consider "dinner conversation"... I'd tell you what I called dinner conversation, but I'm afraid I'd make you blush.
Originally by: Hero Crane
*bows* Ladies
Now you're just trying to flatter me. Next time you happen across the area, say Hi. I'll have my chef throw together a big meal. You haven't lived until you've tried his Hanging Long-Limb *realizing the double implications, Inara flushes a bit*.
Keep your hull in one piece for me.
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Delclara Nancekuke
Gallente
Frisky Space Vixens
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Posted - 2008.07.19 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: Myxx
"Joke well played" she said, before closing the transmission.
She gets the joke Mr Hero, dry as my humour is.
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Feng Schui
Minmatar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.07.20 04:15:00 -
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Feng looks at the comms screen, while drinking from a metallic cup that seems to be steaming.
A few minutes pass, and as she takes brief sips from her cup.
Feng Schui lets out a small sigh, and parses her lips as she seems like she is going to say something, then shakes her head.
Women...
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