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Rhak Amharr Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:24:00 - [1] I just came home from work, and to relax I thought I'd play a bit of Eve and look for trouble around my home area. So I'm sitting in Klogori, looking at the beautiful stars, when suddenly local flashes: [16:59:25] Nanowhiner > at planet 2 if anyone wants a one on one [16:59:57] Random guy > what type your ship? [17:00:02] Nanowhiner > vexor [17:00:45] Nanowhiner > not nanoed Hmm, weird. He's looking for trouble too! What a good way to test my 1600 plate Rupture after a week of not playing Eve! We get it on. We rumble. No help is coming his way, so he doesn't seem to be baiting like I suspected. I think to myself "Now this thing is going really slow for a Vexor", while I chill sending drones at the only stuff that is remotely denting me, his Warrior IIs. Eventually, he pops after a quite boring fight. [17:06:44] Rhak Amharr > gf [17:07:24] Nanowhiner > well nanoed ships prety much **ed eve for me, [17:07:34] Rhak Amharr > I'm not nanoed [17:07:36] Rhak Amharr > 1600 plate [17:07:42] Nanowhiner > what ever He then leaves the private chat and logs. Stunned I take a look at the killmail, and even more stunned I look at it again: 2008.07.17 17:07 Victim: Nanowhiner Corp: ** Alliance: None Faction: NONE Destroyed: Vexor System: Klogori Security: 0.3 Damage Taken: 9655 Involved parties: Name: Rhak Amharr (laid the final blow) Security: -10.0 Corp: Metafarmers Alliance: None Faction: NONE Ship: Rupture Weapon: Dual 180mm AutoCannon II Damage Done: 9655 Destroyed items: Small Diminishing Power System Drain I Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 176 Heavy Electron Blaster II Heavy Electron Blaster II Light Neutron Blaster II Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 59 Warp Disruptor II 10MN Afterburner II Medium F-RX Prototype I Capacitor Boost Medium Automated I Carapace Restoration Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Medium Armor Repairer II Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 620 (Cargo) Warrior II (Drone Bay) Dropped items: Heavy Electron Blaster II Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 361 Damage Control II Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 900 (Cargo) Cap Booster 800, Qty: 12 (Cargo) Warrior II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay) And I simply couldn't stop giggling. That was really too ridicolous to be true, a 1600 plate Rupture with MWD is a nanoship now. But if there's something I learned in Eve, it's this: If it's too ridicolous, it's true 100% of the times. Rhak
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:28:00 - [2] NO respect to nano cowards ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Yin Singlar	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:30:00 - [3] Originally by: El'Tar NO respect to nano cowards Wow you are really dumb. If you took the time to read the OP, you would have come to the conclusion that Rhak didn't nano, he was just emphasizing how out of hand nanowhines have gone.
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:32:00 - [4] Originally by: Yin Singlar Originally by: El'Tar NO respect to nano cowards Wow you are really dumb. If you took the time to read the OP, you would have come to the conclusion that Rhak didn't nano, he was just emphasizing how out of hand nanowhines have gone. i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Yin Singlar	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:34:00 - [5] I'm going to ignore El'Tar, has he seems to be a big noob. To the OP, funny story, I hope you kill him over and over again.
Kane Rizzel NovaKane Incorporated Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:37:00 - [6] Originally by: Yin Singlar I'm going to ignore El'Tar, has he seems to be a big noob. To the OP, funny story, I hope you kill him over and over again. LOL at you, welcome to C&P, might want to familiarize yourself with the locals. A Pirates Perspective
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:47:00 - [7] Originally by: El'Tar i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) If you want to prove you're nto dumb. MAKE PHYSICAL THREATS!!! /sarcasm _______________ CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
Ikaa LoveYums	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:53:00 - [8] So a nanowhiner complained about you ship that isn't nano'd? /me falls over laughing Epic
Buff Plankchest	Posted - 2008.07.17 18:58:00 - [9] It's cause of your Nano Warp Drive
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 19:10:00 - [10] Edited by: El''Tar on 17/07/2008 19:10:59 Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: El'Tar i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) If you want to prove you're nto dumb. MAKE PHYSICAL THREATS!!! /sarcasm not* I also said ingame so **** U! ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Pete X Minmatar Demonic Corp G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.07.17 19:24:00 - [11] Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 17/07/2008 19:10:59 Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: El'Tar i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) If you want to prove you're nto dumb. MAKE PHYSICAL THREATS!!! /sarcasm not* I also said ingame so ** U! GO el'tar !! Quote:** "This one time, a ninja was eating in a diner. Someone dropped a spoon and so he killed the entire town.
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 19:29:00 - [12] I luff Rhak threds. <3
Riho Gallente Mercenary Forces	Posted - 2008.07.17 20:06:00 - [13] Originally by: Yin Singlar I'm going to ignore El'Tar, has he seems to be a big noob. To the OP, funny story, I hope you kill him over and over again. haha.. you dont know El'Tar and called him a newb... mybe you should get to know the ppl here :D ---------------------------------- Fighting for Minmatar o7 Yes... this is my main. Extreme Troll Slayer...
Majuan Shuo Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium	Posted - 2008.07.17 20:18:00 - [14] Originally by: Riho Originally by: Yin Singlar I'm going to ignore El'Tar, has he seems to be a big noob. To the OP, funny story, I hope you kill him over and over again. haha.. you dont know El'Tar and called him a newb... mybe you should get to know the ppl here :D EL'TAR S A BIG FISH HE KILED ME WITH A SPACESHIP AND MY BATTLCRUISER CRIED!
Euriti Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:06:00 - [15] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Yin Singlar Originally by: El'Tar NO respect to nano cowards Wow you are really dumb. If you took the time to read the OP, you would have come to the conclusion that Rhak didn't nano, he was just emphasizing how out of hand nanowhines have gone. i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) STOP SHITPOASTIN OR I WONT EDIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:10:00 - [16] Originally by: Euriti Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Yin Singlar Originally by: El'Tar NO respect to nano cowards Wow you are really dumb. If you took the time to read the OP, you would have come to the conclusion that Rhak didn't nano, he was just emphasizing how out of hand nanowhines have gone. i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) STOP SHITPOASTIN OR I WONT EDIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!! arguably you'd be doing him a favour then
Euriti Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:22:00 - [17] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Euriti Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Yin Singlar Originally by: El'Tar NO respect to nano cowards Wow you are really dumb. If you took the time to read the OP, you would have come to the conclusion that Rhak didn't nano, he was just emphasizing how out of hand nanowhines have gone. i can lie 2. i can also use big words ( like ur MOTHER ) cos ur mother is big ha! anyway if u cal me dum again ill locate u and bash ur face in ( ingame ) STOP SHITPOASTIN OR I WONT EDIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!! arguably you'd be doing him a favour then no u
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:31:00 - [18] damnit euriti.
Rhak Amharr Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:44:00 - [19] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I luff Rhak threds. <3 They're making me want to cut myself, but you give me strength to go on and on!
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.17 22:58:00 - [20] Originally by: Rhak Amharr Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I luff Rhak threds. <3 They're making me want to cut myself, but you give me strength to go on and on! Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.07.18 01:02:00 - [21] These days if you have competent navigation skills and a mwd you get called a nano***, a remember a few months back I jumped into a gatecamp in a maller with double 1600 plates, a 10mn mwd I and 280 II artillery, and managed to burn off and warp by overloading my mwd and local filled up with stuff like ''LOL NANO MALLER UR SO SAD'' or ''NANO MALLER IDIOT'' But its becoming more common now, probably because the empire dwellers who took part in faction warfare came up against some nano zealot / vaga / rapier / sacrilege and now think that anything doing over 1,500 m/s (ie: good nav and a mwd) is a nano ship and they are obliged to whine about it on the forums. furthermore el'tar is gay and I'll kick his teeth in (in game)
Yatta I	Posted - 2008.07.18 02:25:00 - [22] MWD = NANO = NERF!!!! can i has OP's victim's stuff?
Gwendalyne	Posted - 2008.07.18 03:51:00 - [23] (Newbie needs help laughing at this thread) What's a 'nano'?
Yatta I	Posted - 2008.07.18 06:08:00 - [24] Originally by: Gwendalyne (Newbie needs help laughing at this thread) What's a 'nano'? long time ago, u can use These so your typhoon can fly around at 8km/s now after the nano nerf, they do it in HACs like the vegabond. anyawys.... generally nano = ships that go extremely fast. --- hey whiner, can i has your stuffs? Desusig
Saphirre Basement Innovations	Posted - 2008.07.18 07:38:00 - [25] Originally by: Buff Plankchest It's cause of your Nano Warp Drive
Dihania Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.18 08:12:00 - [26] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Do not pyramid quote - Mitnal Originally by: Euriti Do not pyramid quote - Mitnal What's you guys got there ? Oops, weeekend in 8 hours... OP: lol tractor beam, roflcopter / bosscopter nasty look [hr] Sniggwaffe is recruiting
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.18 08:57:00 - [27] Originally by: Ikaa LoveYums So a nanowhiner complained about you ship that isn't nano'd? /me falls over laughing Epic I was once told my afterburner fit rifter was speed tanking missiles from a caracal... that's why I won. I didn't bother explaining it to him ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Euriti Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.18 09:24:00 - [28] Originally by: Dihania Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Do not pyramid quote - Mitnal Originally by: Euriti Do not pyramid quote - Mitnal What's you guys got there ? Oops, weeekend in 8 hours... OP: lol tractor beam, roflcopter / bosscopter nasty look No bans! =o
Feilamya Minmatar Pelennor Swarm Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.18 17:34:00 - [29] This is getting out of hand! How many plates do you have to fit to a cane these days to make it a honorable warrior's ship?
Savage Roar Minmatar	Posted - 2008.07.18 17:51:00 - [30] If you don't want to be accused of nanoing, just fit a couple hull expanders to drop the speed =P

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