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Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:09:00 - [1] Im putting out a hit, its on anyone, thats right, you can kill anyone. heres the rules. 1. corpse. 2.km 3.whine all targets need to be killed, while not wanting to be killed. ship value has to be over 200m, and it has to be a main clone. all targets has to be in bob, or connected to bob. Aka feeding em isk. or rp kitty cats. (pets) this is not a troll, this is a true contract. now this might seem easy, but there are 3 hidden rules. post here for each kill you get, and i will check if it gets a hit on 2 out of the 3 hidden rules, and you get the isk. this is no joke, you will have your isk. if you do the job. gl hunting, and rember to post in this thread or you wont get isk. 1 week from now. go.
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:12:00 - [2] Prove it, deposit the money with a trusted party. Otherwise this will be yet another one of the weekly ignored bounty threads.
El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:14:00 - [3] use dat chribba lad ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:16:00 - [4] it wont help, since i have 3 hidden goals you have to hit, so it wont matter, i will jugde whom gets the isk, and whom dont, and if no one gets 2 out of 3 then no isk will be given at this time, and i will start it over. you can take my word for it, the isk will be paid, out.
El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:17:00 - [5] no we cant take ur word for it
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:22:00 - [6] Why would we trust you?
Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:28:00 - [7] if you dont trust me then dont take the mission.
Cpt Branko Surge. NIght's Dawn	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:33:00 - [8] Originally by: Shadow Goon if you dont trust me then dont take the mission. You're not seriously suggesting anyone should trust someone with 'goon' in his name, without a third party holding the ISK, are you? Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:35:00 - [9] im true to my word, this is just a alt, i sold my main, and gona make quite alot of thees contract to dispers the huge pile of isk i have.
Tobias Sjodin Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:41:00 - [10] I'm so falling for this one, ohwaitI'mnot. Black Hand.

Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:43:00 - [11] this is for people with skills, if you cant manged to kill. dont take the contract, the isk will be paid out.
RuleoftheBone Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:49:00 - [12] Hidden Rule 1-Must be Titan Hidden Rule 2-Must be Titan Hidden Rule 3-Must have pilot ***ing in local about officer mod drop. Even PT Barnum refrained from "hidden rules" . I think your ISK will remain safely in your wallet. "Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the ** out of my way" General George Patton USA

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2008.07.23 10:57:00 - [13] if I was in BoB I would have killed myself with an alt haha Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar?

El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:02:00 - [14] Originally by: Chribba if I was in BoB I would have killed myself with an alt haha no u wouldnt cos ur the most trustwhorthy guy in eve ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:11:00 - [15] http://eve-search.com/thread/820451/page/1#1 Is that you General StarScream?
El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:12:00 - [16] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon http://eve-search.com/thread/820451/page/1#1 Is that you General StarScream? ****ing awesome. ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Espejo Roto The Purple Ninja Monkey Pirates	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:15:00 - [17] Im putting out a hit, its on this guy, thats right, you can kill this guy. heres the rules. 1. corpse. 2.km 3.whine 4. ??? 5. ??? 6. ??? 7. PROFIT Target needs to be killed, while not wanting to be killed. Target has to be lul, or connected to lol. Aka feeding it isk. or rp kitty cats. (pets) this is totally a troll, this is not a true contract. now this might seem easy, but there are 3 hidden rules. post here for each kill you get, and i will check if it gets a hit on 2 out of the 3 impossible to guess rules, and you get the isk. this totally a joke, you will still have your own isk. if you do the job i'll learn how to make complete sentences. gl hunting, and rember to post in this thread or you wont get isk. 1 week from now. go. fixd -roto
Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:18:00 - [18] yes its me. and this is serious.
Orogaldeo Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:19:00 - [19] Originally by: Shadow Goon Im putting out a hit, its on anyone, thats right, you can kill anyone. heres the rules. 1. corpse. 2.km 3.whine all targets need to be killed, while not wanting to be killed. ship value has to be over 200m, and it has to be a main clone. all targets has to be in bob, or connected to bob. Aka feeding em isk. or rp kitty cats. (pets) this is not a troll, this is a true contract. now this might seem easy, but there are 3 hidden rules. post here for each kill you get, and i will check if it gets a hit on 2 out of the 3 hidden rules, and you get the isk. this is no joke, you will have your isk. if you do the job. gl hunting, and rember to post in this thread or you wont get isk. 1 week from now. go. the three hidden rules: 1. It must be one of the directors of any coproration of bobs 2. It must be a capital pilot 3. Killmail must be retrieved in current MAX fleet activity region _________________________________
Shadow Goon Caldari Borg Collective hive mind	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:25:00 - [20] as i said, of 200m of value or more, so that can be quite alot of ships under the cap size. the hidden rules, are just to make sure i dont get fake people trying to rip me of. ;) im planning on doing this for 10 weeks. giving away a tottal of 42 billion isk. so i will pay the isk each week, or the hole thing kinda falls apart. The hidden goals, can be stuff like your gang size system Sec your ship types vs there ship types. amount of lol factor in the whine. cargo amount. time of day. just small stuff like that.

Kelron Queldine Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:28:00 - [21] Just deposit the ISK with a trusted 3rd party, like me, and tell him the hidden conditions, and I'm sure plenty of people will line up to compete for it.
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:45:00 - [22] Originally by: Shadow Goon your gang size system Sec your ship types vs there ship types. amount of lol factor in the whine. cargo amount. time of day. just small stuff like that. how many times I've been to the toilet today what cereal I had for breakfast the alignment of the planets the lunar cycle what's on TV my current favourite boy band
El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.23 11:48:00 - [23] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Shadow Goon your gang size system Sec your ship types vs there ship types. amount of lol factor in the whine. cargo amount. time of day. just small stuff like that. how many times I've been to the toilet today what cereal I had for breakfast the alignment of the planets the lunar cycle what's on TV my current favourite boy band how many teeth he has left after u bash him in with a sledge hammer how many brain bits he has left after u just hacked him up with a meat cleaver how many limbs he got left after u throw him in a meat grinder how deep can you slide your dong in his ahole this is all refering to shadow goon(ingame tho) ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
JezMonster	Posted - 2008.07.23 12:00:00 - [24] Edited by: JezMonster on 23/07/2008 12:03:24 Originally by: Shadow Goon Im putting out a hit, its on anyone, thats right, you can kill anyone. heres the rules. 1. corpse. 2.km 3.whine all targets need to be killed, while not wanting to be killed. ship value has to be over 200m, and it has to be a main clone. all targets has to be in bob, or connected to bob. Aka feeding em isk. or rp kitty cats. (pets) this is not a troll, this is a true contract. now this might seem easy, but there are 3 hidden rules. post here for each kill you get, and i will check if it gets a hit on 2 out of the 3 hidden rules, and you get the isk. this is no joke, you will have your isk. if you do the job. gl hunting, and rember to post in this thread or you wont get isk. 1 week from now. go. And the hidden rules are: 1. You must give photo evidence that when you made the kill you sat at your PC naked with your pants on your head whilst smearing yourself with jelly/jell-o. 2. You have to be a female character played by a sleazy 40 year old balding man with moobs. 3. You have to do something so obscure and protracted that I haven't even thought it up yet, but even if you fulfill rules 1 and 2, I'll move the goalposts on a technicality to avoid paying you.
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.23 12:26:00 - [25] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Shadow Goon your gang size system Sec your ship types vs there ship types. amount of lol factor in the whine. cargo amount. time of day. just small stuff like that. how many times I've been to the toilet today what cereal I had for breakfast the alignment of the planets the lunar cycle what's on TV my current favourite boy band how many teeth he has left after u bash him in with a sledge hammer how many brain bits he has left after u just hacked him up with a meat cleaver how many limbs he got left after u throw him in a meat grinder how deep can you slide your dong in his ahole this is all refering to shadow goon(ingame tho) how many times dropped on the head as a baby how many bad posts how many times touched by the local vicar how much therapy how much time spent downloading furry **** for the spank bank also (ingame ofc) referring to general starscream
RuleoftheBone Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.07.23 12:29:00 - [26] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon http://eve-search.com/thread/820451/page/1#1 Is that you General StarScream? +1 Nice spot. and LOL. "Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way" General George Patton USA
THEHUNTER123 Minmatar Demonic Corp G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.07.23 12:33:00 - [27] this mean im a hit target sweet
coeathal vega Gallente Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.07.23 13:44:00 - [28] See, your plan is flawed from the start. Noone from bob will whine about loosing a 200m ship. But good luck, mr. delusional. ----
Maylin Li	Posted - 2008.07.23 14:09:00 - [29] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon http://eve-search.com/thread/820451/page/1#1 Is that you General StarScream?
Deitre Cibrus You're Doing It Wrong	Posted - 2008.07.23 14:59:00 - [30] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon http://eve-search.com/thread/820451/page/1#1 Is that you General StarScream? owned ----------- Originally by: Santiago Cortes Please don't derail your own thread. What is this sig missing? Pretty colours? -Conuion Not true! Has plenty -Deitre



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